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ITbomb: Guy pm me ur number for immediate mtn 400 , u try but if it was lovely pearl~hapi, I would have made it 1500

brokoto: choi!!! @OP. i'm practically blushing. i wish i was a girl. i would have. . .

Emmy9ite: Emmy9ite

Emmy9ite is a guy that gives his friends delight
Even at first sight ladies want to spend a full night
He always aims at top heights thats why he takes a ladder on every flight
I have never been a knight but i see better than a bat at night!
Am not on twitter but ladies follow me like their teacher
When peeps see 'em ladies littered,they know i have just filtered!


#Before you crucify me,jez know that am a science student!

pearl~hapi:
nau I feel so jealous!sijo I know dis z your plan,and whrs dat guy called ITBOMB

Sijo01: Eweeeeeh, dis is sweet/bitter........ Pearls must not see this.
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Op, u r da bomb....infact mak an e-wish n moi wil grant it.

Cuddlemii: @topic
indecisive & broken

larride: @ OP, nice one

Eternal Bliss

Cuddlemii: @topic
indecisive & broken

pearl~hapi:
sijo nd ITBOMB period•ladies first

Cuddlemii: I totally agree with you on that. Some children raised by single parents are far more lucrative, industrious, successful, ambitious, determined & career driven more than the ones raised by both parents. Cos they were limited to certain things,it propels them to strive hard to make a statement & give their single parent a credible name.

ireke: Bros Nothing do you. I hope you are pretty satisfied with your life as it is. I also hope you won't complain when people that sacrifice to improve themselves are reaping the rewards. I just wonder how people expect to gain knowledge when they won't read. if na romance and s.exual stories there will little or no complain about the length. Yab me if you think I deserve it o. but I read the lengthy article and numerous "useless" pieces of information that i have garnered from years of active reading has helped me in almost all aspects of my life.

@ OP, it's funny how people don't read. I remember I dropped a friend in my final year in the university not because he said that he had not read any other book apart from his school books, but he did not see any need for reading any motivational book because he believed he was good enough. Afterall the books were written by men like himself. I dropped him like hot stone because I knew I had a long way to go and I neede to learn from so many sources.

pearl~hapi:
IT BOMB AND SIJO

ITbomb: I prefer ITbomb and sweetest pearl~hapi.
Sijo will send me to early grave

mZ sleeq: Thanks alot masterpiecer your contribution is higly appreciated.

tobechi20: BOKOHARAM AND BOMB

firestar: Sayonnara...

pearl~hapi:
Awwwww I love dis•Wish it was written for me

brokoto: choi! OP you good oh. anyway i didnt see the word 'pidgin' anywhere in the poem o

Adaeze003: kul..

Adaeze003: love this one..

@op
obsession..

Cuddlemii: You haven't been lucky with luv, you say?
With me your name would be changed to lucky!
Your hurting is in the past now,
I shall re-write your story
And give you a love tale

Ask the mirror again,
I am the snow white you have been searching for
I shall wrap my arms around you
And soon you would feel like a new born
I shall feel your heart with so much joy
You shall wear a permanent smirk for life

My simplesea,
you have made it so easy to sail away with you at sunset
So I can get lost in your embrace where no one is watching
No prying eyes to stop me from caressing you
If there is a private chamber on the ship,
The rest is history, gbam!

brokoto: idowuogbo and pidgin

mikuz: 2go


There's one fact we all know/
About the social evil called 2go/
Is that never let the app/
Attract so much attention from your Nokia, Blackberry or Samsung tab/
Or just leave it alone/
And dont put it on your phone/
90% of Nigerian Juveniles/
Have it as one of their files/
They chat,type and flirt/
Until their fingers hurt/
Months back,we all saw with our eyes/
How a certain girl was raped by a group of guys/
They add,share and send/
All sort of pics,till it becomes addictive at the end/
Till they turn dumb and/
Daft with all the pathetic abbrievations and short hand/
We know it gives them the sense/
Of socialising and keeps them close to friends/
Each time the house gets boring/
They open it and log in/
But have you ever paused/
To review what disaster it has caused/
To sit and listen/
To how shallow the young ones now reason/
It kills dexterity and the ability/
To be creative and subsides the brain's agility/
It turns the smart to a blockhead/
And corrupts the innocent instead/
They waste away their youthful age/
Chatting away crap and garbage/
Before this monster was brought/
They used to read alot/
They used the school libraries and read and read and read/
Have you forgetten 'NO Longer at Ease and 'Sinzwe Banzi is Dead'/
They had shelves that glitter/
With books like 'Eze Goes to School' plus 'Chike and the River'/
We never took classes for a fluke/
When exams came,you hardly see us without a book/
We read plays and tales of all sort/
Tortoise and kings and the number of wives they got/
'Hamlet' and 'Tess of the Dubervilles' our study rooms had/
'Joys of 'Motherhood' and 'The Bottled Leopard'/
We also read 'Robinson Crusoe' ,then 'Abiku' was the poem/
What about Soyinka's 'Lion and the Jewel/
We read of 'Doctor Faustus' and Chinua's 'Arrow of God' was a treasure/
J.P Clark, Elechi Amadi educated, plus reading plays from Ola Rotimi was too much pleasure/
Haba !! Did you forget Obasanjo's 'My Command' ah!/
Back then in SS1 we all loved Gabriel Okara/
The younger read 'Ali and Simbi'/
'Jack and Jill' got us singing - simply/
We read about Abgo and Wakama/
'Violence', 'West African Verse','Without a Silver spoon' and 'Anthills of the Savannah'/
'Lamb Tales from Shakespear' was bought by a few/
But what lovely books back then we knew/
But it's so late, so start/
By deleting your 2go chat/
And use the space it took/
And install an e-book/
Download books,books,books,from pdfs to quotes from Aristotle/
You can get help from Amazon or google/
At first your peers will laugh at you/
But then give them a month or two/
They'll come back to seek/
How you managed to get to the peak/
They'll be so pained/
At the mass of knowlege they should have gained/
They'll see the darkness they've been in/
Having 2go on their phone sreen/

Cuddlemii: what more can I say than, "well well well!"
you call me your bestie, yet you are unavailable for me to tell.
do you care to check up on me if I fell?
all these while, I felt you had bid me farewell!
these words of yours are like a bombshell
feels like i am hit with a dumbbell
is this really you? i must be in a trance or a spell
good to hear from you again though, i must yell!

Idowuogbo: Badosky and Whiskey...

tblackE61: Sex and lovE

pearl~hapi:
I actualli wntd u guys to criticise nd comment on d poem•