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Celebrities › Re: I-Go-Dye Denies Buying An SUV For A Lover by masterpiecer(m): 10:27am On Sep 07, 2012

pro01: This is totally unconvincing. I guess you bought the SUV in your company name, but for Sharon's use - and the choice of car shows that it has little to do with 'official' use. Her pussy too sweet for you that's why your brain come enter reverse.

1. If ordinary you, a shadowy, dime-a-dozen 'comedian', can buy 'a whole' Range Rover Evogue merely for "official purpose", then what should far more prosperous businessmen buy for 'official purpose'? Rolls Royces and Bugattis?
2. I hope your so-called beautiful wife owns a bigger and more expensive car than the Evogue? Otherwise you'd be telling us that Sharon is more important to you than your wife is, since only Sharon enjoys 'more access' to the Evogue.
3. I've never trusted naija girls that bear names such as 'Sharon'. . .all the Sharons I know get as dem be. Besides, is that her real name - as in, the name wey her mama give am?

Your reasoning is so miopic.
no pun intended.

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Is Getting Married! by masterpiecer(m): 10:18am On Sep 07, 2012

These days its not all about getting married, but staying married.(especially celebrities)
I hope she stays married when she do get married.

Politics › Re: Terrorism: Telecom Firms Threaten To Cut Off North (Pics) by masterpiecer(m): 6:51am On Sep 07, 2012*

senselessness is a terrible disease of the brain

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by masterpiecer(m): 5:57am On Sep 07, 2012

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Masterpiecer, Sorry but that comment up there made no darned sense. . . At all!
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Truth has never made sense to you anytime

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Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by masterpiecer(m): 5:34pm On Sep 06, 2012

sexkillz: [color=#000030]For law and order to be maintained, offenders on Nairaland must be banned. Nairaland was created for a purpose, and that purpose is not the price of garri. Seun and the mods have no monopoly over who decides to register, or who decides to leave Nairaland. It is your choice to make. You are not under duress, nor compulsion.

When you now decide to be and to remain a member of nairaland you MUST stick to the stipulated rules. Acts of nuisance will not be tolerated because you think you are having fun. The jokes section is there.

We are adults and should behave like adults. If people did the right thing at the right time, there won't be need for mods. And when we have people who are hell bent on making the e-life of other members miserable, we must ban them to maintain sanity.

That is not negotiable.
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Remember when you(Sexkillz) brought in the word 'discombobulate' to NL, almost every NL member knew that word was/is your signature, i can still remember, a lot of folks here started using the word 'discombobulate' in their post,(including myself), what if the word then turns out to be 'a word that attracts a ban', due to the way folks use it on various sections and various threads on NL not minding whether is it relevant to the discussed topic on whatever thread it is used on, how would you feel?, we are okay with vulgar/curse words been banned or censored, but it makes no sense to me when a word like 'garri' would attract a ban and a word like 'discombobulate'(which was randomly used on threads), will not attract a ban. undecided

, that is some sort of ojoro and its quite unfair. angry

Crime › Re: More Suspects Arrested In Cynthia's Murder by masterpiecer(m): 1:29pm On Sep 06, 2012

hammedkola: For God sake?...is there any trophy for this case abi why elongating on the matter?...The fact is she is gone, that's her destiny, May God be with the rest of us

what do u understand by the word 'destiny'?
this young woman's destiny was cut short by those ruthless murderers, investigation need to get to the root, to apprehend every one connected with her murder.

Crime › Re: More Suspects Arrested In Cynthia's Murder by masterpiecer(m): 1:25pm On Sep 06, 2012

i wish the Nigerian police would do the same to every criminal case.
very impressive investigation so far

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Black Art (painting Only Please!) :D by masterpiecer(m): 10:17am On Sep 06, 2012

low resolution camera

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Black Art (painting Only Please!) :D by masterpiecer(m): 10:13am On Sep 06, 2012

portraits

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Black Art (painting Only Please!) :D by masterpiecer(m): 10:06am On Sep 06, 2012

the canoe habour

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Black Art (painting Only Please!) :D by masterpiecer(m): 9:58am On Sep 06, 2012

just a few of my works, now i feel bad, i hadn't really been collecting my works cry

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by masterpiecer(m): 5:43pm On Sep 05, 2012

THREAD RE-OPENS angry

Jokes Etc › Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by masterpiecer(m): 5:25pm On Sep 05, 2012

BTW, how did she get to the bottom of the pit? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Rich Oganiru: 'I Didn't Kill My Wife' – Tells His Own Side Of The Story by masterpiecer(m): 4:15pm On Sep 05, 2012

Very pathetic

Literature › Re: Discussing Leonardo Da Vinci by masterpiecer(m): 3:59pm On Sep 05, 2012

self criticism is a step to improvement, the world might have seen him as great, but i guess he was still yerning for more and that's aspiration, 'don't get satisfied too soon', i guess that's the moral

Literature › Re: Calling All Writers Contest 1: A Challenge So Great by masterpiecer(m): 7:54am On Sep 05, 2012

@mkmyers45
double thumbs up cool

Literature › Re: Calling All Writers Contest 1: A Challenge So Great by masterpiecer(m): 7:50am On Sep 05, 2012

sino: ^^^ next time you say? Nah! Me is thinking of giving up writing sef; my talent is in reading...lol
Anywayz, looking forward to the pollz.

u dont have to give up writing, u just need to keep writing and wouldn't even know how much u'av improved ur skills over time until some1 tells u

Politics › Re: Cartoon Picture Of State Police In Nigeria by masterpiecer(m): 7:42am On Sep 05, 2012

[quote author=israel ben-zion]Dear incorrigible Sadist, it wud be better if u tot ur own stuff up instead of killing d joy here on NL. If u had sumtin to do u wudnt bother 'cramming' the abbreviation as if it is Holy Grail.[/quote]see?, my criticism brought about @SimonAndal making his correction, now who is so dum..p? obviously u(israel ben-zion) undecided

SimonAndal: _
Sorry, my bad. Its Rolling on the floor laughing my very well chiseled and magnificent and scrumptiously fruity arse off and pissing myself at the same time!

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by masterpiecer(m): 6:24am On Sep 05, 2012

ebamma: My mama too good oh
She too good
My mama too good oh
She too good
She gives us Good Garri
She too much
The garri sweet well well
E too sweet
The garri fine well well
E too fine

roflmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Literature › Re: Do Animals Think?? by masterpiecer(m): 3:58pm On Sep 04, 2012

djeezy: INSTINCTS....But if you believe they can think, that means they can actually commit suicide.lol they make use of inticts even when they pursue their prey, all those tactics they use, one would argue that it was as a result of thinking. It's still not, it's insticts. we are higher than animals, they don't use their brains.

did u read the part of my post about parrots?, a parrot can commit suicide.

masterpiecer: Parrots
Be very scared of parrots, do u know dat a parrot can commit suicide?, yes it does, a parrot would commit suicide if u starved it for a long time, what it does is to hang its claws on the roof of its cage and allow its head to hang downwards, eventually dying in that position. A parrot would also continually pluck off its red feather anytime it grows out, that is if it sees u pluck out a grown feather off its tail, thats why they always cover its face with a piece of cloth whenever the plucking is done..

Politics › Re: Cartoon Picture Of State Police In Nigeria by masterpiecer(m): 3:51pm On Sep 04, 2012

[quote author=mc~evans]U need glasses grin

[/quote]u need magnifying lens

between the 'very well chiseled and' and the 'scrumtiously friuty', where is the translation for the 'ma'? duh undecided

Politics › Re: Cartoon Picture Of State Police In Nigeria by masterpiecer(m): 3:18pm On Sep 04, 2012

SimonAndal: Rotflmvwcamasfaoapmatst!
Te-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!

SimonAndal: _
Rolling on the floor laughing my very well chiseled and scrumptiously fruity ärsë off and pissing myself at the same time!

ur translation does not even match ur abbreviation.
so annoying! angry

Politics › Re: Cartoon Picture Of State Police In Nigeria by masterpiecer(m): 3:11pm On Sep 04, 2012

SimonAndal: _
Rolling on the floor laughing my very well chiseled and scrumptiously fruity ärsë off and pissing myself at the same time!

r u ok?

TV/Movies › Re: Wyclef & Akon To Feature In 'Black November ' A Nollywood Film by masterpiecer(m): 2:11pm On Sep 04, 2012

Jeta is one guy i respect so much in nollywood, you should see 'Amazing Grace', 9c work too.

Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Man Builds Working Helicopters From Junk by masterpiecer(m): 2:06pm On Sep 04, 2012

slyfoxxjoe: Excuse me pls, does anyone know the price of garri here?

slyfoxxjoe, you have been banned 4 throlling with a garri comment, your ban expires 25th Dec 2072 at 00:00PM angry

Food › Re: The Price Of Garri by masterpiecer(m): 5:24pm On Sep 01, 2012

Seun: You will not be banned for posting about garri on this garri thread.

Seun needs to be ban too for mentioning garri sad

Food › Re: The Price Of Garri by masterpiecer(m): 5:23pm On Sep 01, 2012

Seun: You will not be banned for posting about garri on this garri thread.

Seun needs to be too for mentioning garri sad

Nairaland General › ...and The Fight 4 Garri Continues by masterpiecer(op): 5:11pm On Sep 01, 2012*

By now i'm sure Seun has notice the invasion of 'garri' on NL, garri has gone viral, there is hardly no thread where d 'G' wrod is not mention, the question is;

will Seun win this fight or will the garrians overcome?

i even hear that theres now a weblink where supporters now air thier views.
www.irepgarri.com

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