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Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face,

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face,

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..

Dis could lead to a ghasly car accident. LoL

OK/2/NV:
are u dating grace?

Who's grace?

kilimanjaro: Disgusting question

Disgusting abi?
Am sure u nor dey mess at all

I hate those parties

Wonna know if it tell nice of girl to fart in d presence of her boyfriend, especially if they are still weeks old in a relationship.

dis 1 is to all d beautiful ladies in dis section.

IF U WERE A FLOWER
U WOULD BE A ROSE WITH D SCENT OF JASMINE
BLOSSOMING AT ALL SEASONS
U WOULD MAKE D BIRDS SING ALL YEAR LONG
SONGS THAT DESCRIBES UR BEAUTY WITH A MUSICAL MELODY

EVER D GODS NOW ENVY U
THEY SAY ITS NOT FAIR,
BECAUSE U R FAIRER THAN THEM
THEY HAVE CONSULTED D ORACLE
YET, U BEAT THEIR FINEST

IS IT NOT WHY I AM LOST?
I HAVE SWORN NEVER TO BE FOUND
AS LONG AS I FIND U
LET ME BE FOREVER LOST IN U
BECAUSE IN U I WILL B FOUND

so does this mean i've been a mugu 4 the past 4 years?

Adaeze003: I do that when I'm busy, not interested atm and when I'm piss₹d. As for how to cope, you can flaunt your fun side/sense of humor by making a joke out of it. If she's not buying it just take a walk.. ..

guys, i think this lady said it all
that wat i do, i love my ego so much, so i neva give any damn girl a chance to dampen it

mine was my french teacher,(ss1 then) almost all d boys in my class did, we nick named her Marie (pronounced Ma-kgree in french)

one guy was crazy enuff to ask her out; he got d floggin of his life @ d morning assembly & was almost expelled.

Lesson learnt: learn 2 control ur crush or b crushed

1stCitizen: See comments! No wonder the quality of WAEC results has been plummeting over the past 20 years.

ROFLMFAO

u r really crazy man, its jst a crush

i had slapped my lil sister while we were still kids,

but i have never lay my hands on a woman ever since i'm grown, its a record i never want to break.

virus_box: she is 17 only...

wat is the age difference d both of u?

APRIL 30, PLS ALL APRILS R WELCOME.

HOLA @ DI DUDE 08073789714
(u can check my profile pic. to c me)

d only reason i will leave a football match for a woman is only wen me and her has a football match to play

@ OP;
i just checked ur profile pic, seriously i am disappointed, u r looking 4 more guys dat looks like him, n u look like dat, BTW, y did u make ur pro.pic blurry, u think we'll not b able to tell ur looks? u should b thinking of hw to upgrade ur looks dan leaving on fantany island

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Stargirl36: I sick on dis advice yesturday, and no body seems to help, pls my fiance, is disturbing my younger sister on a relationship, wht will i do, an am confuse cos i luv him.

WEN HE MARRIES U, HE'LL STILL B F**K UR SISTA,
IF U HAVE A COUSIN, HE'LL F**K HER TOO
AND IF U HAV FRIENDS, HE'LL F**k 'EM TOO.

if u like, yeild to this advice: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

rokiatu: She is only shaking her head cuz she feel sorry for you dude. Ur azz will get dumped soon. Start buying break up songs, and load of tissues u will need it later.

ROFLMAO

*n i jst dont know hw 2 stop*

Idowuogbo: Na wa o!

Anyways I was born 29th of april @ 11.58pm,am I a match?

at 11.58pm, we r just 2 mins apart, by mathimatical approxmtns, u r a match, i am really excited, u r d first to get dis close

am not into fb, considering dat soon though