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Icecold Don: As much as we love them,I can't help but wish at tyms God didn't bother with women cos oda than sex n procreation,there is SO much we would enjoy witout dem around e.g
No more mosquito like nagging all d tym
Incessant demands
Clinging n Suffocation under d guise of luv
Insatiable desire for flattery,praise n compliments
Being drawn into stupid n unexplainable feuds n quarrels wit oda people
Be truly free to do wat u like,Wen u like,where u like,how u like n most of all wit whoever d Bleep u like.
Need I say more,Abeg my broda una fit add more!!!!

truth is, God knew life would totally be miserable for men without women dats y he created them, i love them alot.

OYINBOGOJU: You are right

I am happy at the same time i feel bad because my in-law won`t be able to taste african dish today after so much bragados.

there is always a next time, and make sure you r careful on d next time

cindyrella: Bros Wetin na? You be JJC?
Who no know say 190 dickson na smallest size?? Na wah you o

ehen? tell me somtin, n go still dey open thread about 10inh

cindyrella: Erm oga 190 we no dey sell used condoms here...
even if we get, we no get smallest size

ehen, how u take know him size, is it stated in his profile details?

kids r naturally mischievous, but its one thing we adult envy in them, their mischief is so innocent and natural with no bad intent, though they end up making a whole lot of mess, but i love their mess.just see how cute ur kids look with d powder on them. lol

Mynd_44: That was so weak.

pls dont get obsessed wit "weak" dis tim around

cindyrella: And how is that any of ur problem?.... Huh??

more reason y u wont av a bf

Mynd_44: Okay. She was beginning to pisses me off

oh, where u really flowing tru her urethra?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Banned it already. . .

Says nothing apart from, good job, thanks a lot, looks great. . .[/color]

kils, pls help me ban Mynd, i dont like d way he looks @ me

cindyrella: Where is the toaster?? I don't see one!

no wonder u dont av a bf

cindyrella: don't hold your breath!

baby r u gonno hold it 4 me, no wonder i want to kill d mammoth

Mynd_44: Pervert. Heat as relating to energy measured in joules

no sir, heat as in energy measured in "erectionale"

cindyrella: And cindyrella found her glass slipper and her prince charming.......

baby, i know u would finally find me

Mynd_44: Actually an average mouse can dig through a steel pipe. You always did fail physics.
It is the heat the mumu should have thought of

am sure u r on ur heat period, u r so obsessed with heat

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Mouse can dig?

Jesus wept, and sexkillz cried. . .[/color]

mice in ur house dont dig?, better check if there r not china made o

sexkillz: [color=#000030]My friend, go back to school! [/color]

woulda loved to go back, but i hate my maths teacher wit a strong passion

Mynd_44: And someone said I failed Biology. How does the trunk link the brain? Besides he will die of the immerse heat first.

dont bother to know how d mouse would link to d brain, they always dig their way tru anytin

Mynd_44: He said he feels like. That does not mean he would dare do it

n dont tink i would b asking 4 a ransom wen i do dat

Mynd_44: Even after charging what can a mouse do to a mammoth?

crawl tru its trunk n bite its brain

@Cindyrella
i av a strong feeling dat i ll kidnap u
(true confession)

Idowuogbo: AyamA! I no go strain shyte again b dat na!

Na boss! Cowboy all d way

Heeeeeeehaaaaaaa!!!!!!

just b careful hw u ride the cow o, cos some cow dey wound person.

Idowuogbo: U and cinda are d driest couple on nl.kiss una no kiss, an@l una no do, Bj na neva.

Rubbish!!!!!

do u do an@l?
jst curious though

cindyrella:

each time u bring those tongue out, i jst wonna bit them
(true confession)

Mr. Him:
Peoples, you guys have to admit that the scammers are trying, the mail and the format is professionally done and all, i am....i am proud of them, somehow

ur statement goes to show that u r one of them, go ahead and b proud of thieves, but 1 tin 4 sure, u will neva ge people like me, n alot of peeps r aware of internet scam, so let them keep trying n failing.

Mrs.Chima:
You and Sexkillz can kiss my [size=44pt]WHOLE ENTIRE ARSE. [/size]

after the kissing, Mr Chima would not like what will happen next o.

candid advise:
stop opening ur bum bum 4 grown arsse men to kiss o

debow: To be the best husband can be acheived with seriousness on your part. That is if you are ready to obey the rules and regulations of marriage which are not known to many. You can contact me via adeostar@yahoo.com for useful information. Also visit www.dailylivingways..com for useful resources.

nice 1 though, but i cant seem to find ur blog, the link reads
"Sorry, the blog you were looking for does not exist. However, the name dailylivingways is available to register!"
or could it be under construction or maintenance?

cretin: uniform babes rock!!...best r naval n airforce chics....but this one takes the cake...anytime...anyday!

if that chick goes to war with a only a knife, am sure she would kill all d men even with their AK47s, they'll be held spell bound by her beauty. that girl is off da hook

queensmith: lol- should be uniformed dating.com

but do i av to be on uniform too?

queensmith: Lol, there's even a website for uniformed dating. I mean I thought it was nonsense until someone told me it includes doctors, nurses, pilots......yes please!

can u prescribe a link?

yinkhar: mark,jst make sure u are caring and u satisfy all her needs

hey girl, how r u today?

being caring is like breathing to me, but what are a woman basic needs?

KINGwax: I love to have it wit the nigerian military police women. I was once in a barrack at ibadan, i jes love them jö

There was a day I was playing basket ball alone at a sport complex, there was this lady at d court, she doesn't play well so I wasn't giving her much attention but when she mention to me dat she's a mopol, immediately I was trying to b friendly wit her but dat was d last time I saw her

lately i realise that i easily get a crush on a woman on uniform, even if she is not very attractive, is dis weird?
mostly(with most preferred on top of list)-
1.soldiers
2.nurses
3.mopol(mobile police)
4.pilot n air hostesses
5.security guards
6.naval officer
a lot more too, just uniforms (not skool uniforms o)

guys its like an obsession already

MRbrownJAY: @OP
there is absolutely NO WAY you can be the best husband for someone you havent met yet, thats stoopid (excuse my French). every women are different and what works for some, wont for others. BE YOURSELF and hope that your being will attract and satisfy the right person, and basta! pretending to be who you are not just to get married is not only wrong, but should also be a crime punishable by stoning, lol!

stoning @ dis jet age? roflol, i dont wonna be stoned sha, wont committ such crime too8)

queensmith: awwww this is too cute- just talk and listen to your wife. There is no better partner than the one that listens and communicates. You will get to know her and she will get to know you, the type of person you are and the things that will make you happy.

Your wife will be the best wife ever too!

thanks alot and amen to ur prayer.

rokiatu: Marry someone who love you, someone you love, somone who cares, listen, and respect you.

In short, marry someone who will care, love and respect you like that it will be damn well easy to treat her well and be a good husband to her. You wouldn't even need to go read a 1000 pages book of "how to be a good husband" cuz your wife will make it pretty much easy for you with her lovable behaviour, personality and character.

thanks alot

TV01: 2. You can't be the best husband. I currently occupy that role and have no intention of relinquishing it. Ever !

lol, am a hard contender, i bet i ll beat u to it wen d time comes

@EVERY1,
Thanks, y'll d best