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donpaulo: i'm considering getting one( glutimax that claims it could double the size in a few weeks) for me babe but i need some advice from ladies that may have used it or know of a friend that may have and i would really love to know if they do work
i admire babes with thick toned thighs and nice, round, big butts and she knows this but me babe is a lil bit short of those qualities so i'm trying to see if i could do stuff to help enhance those areas.
someone adviced getting her some drugs that would enhance those parts but i'm afraid of resultant or side effects in future.
already, i've encouraged her to start working out, like squatting and jogging and she's doing them religiously cos she really wants to make me happy and maybe not loose me to a chick with such physical attributes but its not doing much though i've noticed a lil improvement.
please, i really need some constructive, intelligent, no hating, no insulting responses from you gurls.
thanks

true love goes beyond physical looks and appearance, if u truely love this girl, please and please, do not put looks as an ultmost criterium, am not saying looks does not matter at all, but u should love someone for who dat person is and not what that person looks like, truthfully, looks can really change drastically especially with women, some women experience a lot of physical changes after child birth, in dat case what would u do, r u gonna dump her because her looks changed?
if u were really so concern about looks then u shouldn't have gotten involved with her in d 1st place. value what u have now before u loose it to someone else.(u don't know what u have till its gone). what if u get a figure 8 model looking girl n then she doesn't respect u, cheat on u...? i guess i've said enuff.

coolfunke: My brother has a girlfriend that he 'loves' but he keeps another girl who shows him so much love! He claims he can't let go of the new girl but he loves his main babe. The new girl is aware of the main chic but doest care. He is connfused, he doesnt want to let the new girl go,(the new have told him many times to let her go, if he doesnt want her) she cares so much for him and showers him with love and care.they've become business partners and the main girl isnt aware.

Life of a guy! Whats your take on this.

this is seriously dangerous, somebody is gonna get hurt pretty soon.

190: ^You clearly dont have taste
Rokiatu looks like some house maid which served my mom 1994-1997

then she must be a really sexy house maid.
am telling u bro, dat chick is HOT

millco88: hahaha When I made fun of slimyem squirrel looking arse she quickly took her pic off. None of you girls can compete with the type of girls I'm around everyday. Of all the girls on here the only pic I've wanked off to was rokiatu.

this confirms ma previous post.

sauer: Never a good idea, bro!
There's a trend on NL. When people are newbies on NL, they put up their pic. I guess it was the desire to show themselves, make friends, furnish their profiles. They think of it like some facebook. Freecocoa did this. So did slimyem, a couple others. Eventually, they learn the hard way and immediately take it off. They realise only too late that anonymity is what NL's built on. You are not supposed to be known, except until you link up with others on YIM or fb or something. And even this is still not such a wise idea.

do not agree with dis. somthing obviuosly made them chicken out.(probably scared of foul-mouthed critics)
as 4 me, i rock ma pix wherever i feel necessary n i don't need to be faceless before being bold enuff to spit watever i want to. (most of these peeps do dis so they can say really silly things n stil feel cool)

Killz.:
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o boy u wan finish the ink 4 nairaland? shoooooooooo!

tellwisdom: U re really hurt

oh really?
do u really have to keep confirming dat u are an a.s.s?, really?

honeric01: Having a sensitive nose makes me hate fart so i told her never to try it in my presence even though she warned me before of her prowees. The last time she came visiting, i broke my own rule by landing a thunderous fart which did not smell at all. She responding later with two silent killers, i had to bury my head inside the bed. I apologized for starting it, begged her to stop it. The whole place smelled like a poutry. Chai, women with their toilet stomach!

this is one of the countless prove dat a lady's mess smells more dan a guy's

haahahahahahaaaaaaaa,
guy u too badt, u mean d OP actually looks like dat?
guys ruuuuunnnnnnnnnn 4 ur liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeeesssssssssss.

tellwisdom:
Bro, what happened to your small yansh?? are u bedridden??

u f.u.cking gay, i hope u learnt from the sun glasses lesson.

u shud, cos d only thing u know about glasses is d pink coloured plastic glasses ur mama use to buy u @ christmas. crazy a.s.s donkey

tochimas: I met this man last year and we got talking.we have been talking marriage since.he was in a relasionship that almost led to marriage but failed after introduction and I feel he is still bitter even though he told me he has forgoten and forgiven.nevertheless I have agreed to marry him.but he will not propose with a ring.he just came back from travel and bought me gifts but no ring even though we had done introduction.he said his ex had gone away with a very expensive ring and he don't want to make the mistake again.though he is nice and loving but I just feel that am paying for someone else sin.how do I make him buy me ring? The ring is a big part of marriage and engagemenmt to me.if so let down.

most men are the product of what other women has made them to be.

you will have to prove u are different before he can start seeing u as such, n dat has to take quite some time, trust is earned over time, n in doing dis, it has to be genuine, not some calculated attempt because if he sees it dat way, it would really irritate him

Bisjosh: U SEF RING NA FOOD? WE HV MANY HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLES WITHOUT RING SO REST FOR MATTER ABEG. AND IF U NEED RING DESPERATELY THEN GO GET FOR YOURSELF SHIKENA!!!!!!!!!WOMEN AND WAHALA SEF!!!

simple truth!

jk lawson: That's so not nice!

its really important to mess honey, n i mean alot of it

Mrs.Chima:
Chima and I always have fart contests....so far.... is winning!

do u mean u guys actually play a mess league?

tellwisdom: Mumu, u aint even got style. who wears swimming pool glasses this modern day?.With ur bleached face like the one of michael jackson

just to educate u n keep u updated, dat sun glasses u see there is a Z87+ MSA world standard safety glasses designed to hold back particles travelling at a velocity of 45.7mps(150 fps). in case u don't konw, now u know, n if u still don't understand (inarguably obvious), ask a safety technical adviser around u(dat is if u can find one) or use google(dat is if u know how to use it)duhhh

tellwisdom: Mumu, u aint even got style. who wears swimming pool glasses this modern day?.With ur bleached face like the one of michael jackson

go ahead, talk is soooo cheap, if u'r man enuff, upload ur pix on ur profile n lets see if u look half as handsome as i am.

And BTW, where did u get dat poster on ur profile from, oh hw dumb of me, u obviously was a wine server at some party n then u stole d opportunity to take a shot @ d drink n wit some animal s.tu.pidity, u hurriedly uploaded it on ur NL profile? in d land of dumb a.s.ses, u av been crowned KING

Idowuogbo:

I no sabi dis guy o! Jesus Christ of Ekopma! Oh Jesu help me for dis Nairaland o!

For ur information, Idowu is not a customised name duh

u want to feel important n think u r d 1 dis romantic post is all about?

To d real Idowu:
there can't b anything more romantic than dis(@ least 4 d now), wateva happened pls 4giv him n accept him back, d guy don dedicate dis whole thread to u, don't spoil dis romantic story, or we go vex die 4 u

tellwisdom: Latrine666, sweerie if u dont yansh me, nothing for you

stop being an a.s.s
u r way over grown 4 dis
jst d kinda peeps dis post is al abt s.tupid a.s.s mudaf.ucka

yeah, alot of ugly face NLers hide behind funny posters n pop Poo about others look while there scared to show their orger ugly faces
i dare u guys; if ya confident of ur looks, b proud 2 show it n stop putting up posters of ur fav. actor/singer/athlete n all dat crap.

[quote author=Wizpa ]If this girl is the MBGN, dat means the remaining cont
estants were Apes, WTF!!!, look @ a fwend of mine, this thing called MBGN no even reach am for quarter[/quote


This girl is an angel, mehn she is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

gemstone22: Of course. Why not? Messing togther makes the love stronger.

REALLY?

Latrice699@gmail.com:
I just stopped logging in becuz I didn't see anything instersting...but if u miss me....I'll stay,lol

Pls stay n bring d fun back
(Btw y did u stopped replying ma mail?)

Its either of these 3 things:

1-obviously, d beautiful ones didn't put in 4 d contest.

Or

2-there was a foul play in d judgement

Or

3-the judges are sick

I know some girls in my hood dat u would make dat chick look really ugly

Latrice699@gmail.com:
Omgoodness, this site is gettin boring...

Where av u been all dis while?
I've missed u

busybee24: Kobe?? are you high?
not only is he an unconfirmed rapist
but i bet the man is as selfish as he is on the court- it will always be the kobe show
his team mates have issues with him
a well known philanderer
he is a certified dumbass.. which man at his financial height doesnt have a pre-nup
heck even his own wife after 10 years of marriage and a few kids doesnt want him

I mean add 5 languages and the ability to play the piano quite well and averaging triple doubles like there is no tom
Most NBA figures are shits.. if we are dealing with shits lets atleast pick the lower shits...lol

I'uld rather Iverson any day any time no matter wat ya tink about him. He's my favourite

onila: I dont need se-x

Stop lying publicly!