₦airaland Forum

Udemzy05:
See as person papa dey misbehave for street. Chia

He is motivated by the size billion vans.

List of senatorial candidates of All People's Corrupt party.

By the way, what's Lawan's name doing there anyway.

I love Machina dentition, e for set make e use am test Lawan cheeks.

DanielPat01:
Every OBIdient person reading this right now should parade this motto:

"Make One Person OBIdient"

Yes reflect on it, sing it and act on it.

Set aside hate and tribalism and...
Vote for Peter Okwute Obi Or leave to regret it for the next four years

The Choice is yours...

Operation MakeOnePersonOBIdient

Peter Obi looks so presidential

Benmob:
D best and skillful left back,I have never see in my generation, Mercelo u are now legend of Hala Madrid and winning 5 champion league no be beans

Yeah very skilful . But Roberto Carlos holds the ACE till date.

ukpahu:
pls nigeria i need pls

I wanted to play home to score one goal

but as I no see the option, I kukuma rest.

I can't come and kill myself.

ukpahu:
pls i need

Add e to the . Use the outcome console your self comrade.

SporaD8:
"I tire for this world ooo na soso palava.
I tire for this problem I tire for life ooo!
Ogini?!
No work. No food. No lightie, No water!
Small money I dey get na soso transport dey chopam!
Small water I dey drink na soso dirty they full am Haba!
School ooo na headache. Hospital no drugs I tire for life ooo!!!..."
Now that's still the reality of an average Nigerian 29years later. That bad!

No be juju be this.

It's about to go down. M K O had

everything BAT doesn't have.

marsup:
Today's my sister's husband's birthday too... Hope it's not the same man?
Let me do small give away on behalf of your husband and my in-law.
2k for ten people. You can send your details.

Happy birthday to your in-law.

Make the love reach me boss
2191052677 zenith

Wahala ooooo

SocialJustice:
Bro go and make money. Things dey happen.

Bro, make your own money and spend it on bottomless pits like this one in the name of enjoyment.

My priorities and yours can't be the same so shift.

SocialJustice:
Na money, this f*ck no suppose pass N4m for a weekend.

Haba nah.

4million to pour semen?

Honestly, wahala dey for who jam awoof money.

Jagaban is leading 0:1

Star boy and Lion of Ubiama don collect.

Which Musa you dey talk about? The one wey dey run aimlessly for field or the none wey dey move gate back and forth?

Abeg find something else talk.

To what end?

PlayerMeji:
So whats the purpose of the CCTV when there is no one there to man it?

CCTVs in Nigeria is only for rewatching scenes not for capturing suspects in the act.

I remember the Ebeano Supermarket Fire which was started by a young girl captured on CCTV setting a pack of lighters ablaze and burning down a whole building. If there was someone there, I m very sure the case would have been averted.

That was a very serious gap on the part of the supermarket management.

I am here for the comments.

Happy birthday Kingkong Tonto

faceland:
That would be Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo.

As they use to say on Nairaland. This is [b]endtime election.[/b]

End time election indeed.

The guy man don even tire to dey call Tinubu name.

Small time now you do dey hear Jagaban.

The kontry is gone jare

CheedyJ:
Virtual bet na ur mate

Dem supposed inject all virtual bet gamblers with anti-shock vaccine.

Heading says $14b. Report carries $1.4b.

Op, please which one dey correct make we begin calculate how much go enter private pockets.

chukwugoziegi:
Aswear!!!! The leader of the whole squad. The boys almost broke his back while throwing him up. Messi na Correct Captain abeg.

Since he lifted that Trophy yesterday, Wasiu and him fans never rest. No peace for the wicked.

Walai, no peace for haters.

gurunlocker:
They were really waiting for Messi to lose that game. If he had lost, they won't argue about the trophy being an official one (confirmed by FIFA). But they want to rubbish it because he won


Can't wait to see Pendu play Nazareth FC on a cold Thursday night next season

Show messi my guy. Nazareth FC for me.

Messi was on another level last night. A natural born leader.

reddingtonblack:
there is no amount of wardrobe allowances that can make a devil have white frabics

Comrade, you are a wise man.

Tesclaros:
I have been following you for a while now and i am always unlucky to make first page on your posts
You talk unnecessarily and it becomes so annoying. Its obvious you came from the village and have never travelled out of the state before talk more of seeing other countries. You better stop with this overhyped exaggerated yarns you carry on round here.. cos its obvious you are being paid for it.. Isn’t it shameful how you wake up to be hyping a below par built roads with no good markings or post signs.. have you even being to Sandton or Cape town to see what roads look like? I won’t even mention Rwanda, Egypt etc
If we are to rank african countries with better roads , Nigeria will definitely rank at the last 10

Before you reply me.. I am a citizen of Uyo
All my life has been in uyo
I have live in what you will call the best estate for 20years plus now just in case you want to talk
Your best estate Ewet housing is a village to me when i am in other african countries..

Chai. This is brutal. His case is irredeemable.

Anyway, mam must chop.

quentin06:
This is impressive, the govt should try to populate the place at once to prevent bandits from occupying's the bushes and kidnapping.

They can rent girls from IMO state and guys from AK to speedily populate the area ASAP.

Comrade, you need to go for med check up

BKayy:
Problematic with peace, fun and progress

Call us progressive peaceful problem

Progressive peaceful problem. sounds like a new political party.

BKayy:
Say "Igbo Amaka" and have peace in your life for once

When did Ime and Mfon became Igbo names.

Anyway, claiming relationship is allowed.

DroppingLiquid:
you are not earning up to hundred thousand a month. You are just a runs girl taht doesn't know how to manage money. Look at this twenty four year old talking so sternly. They'll think you've seen life because you're fvcking other supposedly high earners that use their money to chase women like you.

People with good money management know that 500k is more than enough with a family of three kids. No be to marry slay rubbish put for house call am wife.

Comrade, cease fire! I say cease fire!!

Say what??

maleek2009:
If westham win this match today... Count me among millionaires


Pray for me oo

Na so e go be for you brother.

Dem no dey share their pounds sterling with you jare.

One love

dontrulee:
1. It's just a fucking dog!!
2. I can kill you with a pencil.
3. With great power comes great responsibility.
4. You've been declared guilty.

No1 is John Wick