₦airaland Forum

No be juju be this?

Ice Cube said.

Keep it cumming

Macstephenson01:
The video is staged
That's phone camera and not security camera
Even a dummy will noticed the recording

Sharp observer. CCTV footage is supposed to be a static video recording not what is shown in there.

Who is controlling the camera? Who dey do zoom in and out on CCTV.

Low budget movie.

Juanmike:
Ekweremmadu is in dip

Make I help you complete am.

Deep batshit.

erico2k2:
story wey I don dey hear for 22 years and counting.Does what they want don involve you spending your own pocket money?if so why not ask for T fare instead of forming good face?Do you know howmuch people abroad have lost to family members?

T fare is sure. But this your last statement na true sha, streets don rough.

erico2k2:
Bross howmany times you don buy credit call them to see how they are and their family?If they don't send you money mayB they dnt have but you lot draw ur conclusion that they are stingy when in reality you lots are stingy.you have your own money but want extra without working for ot.

These na people if they want anything done here, they will contact you to help them do it. But them no dey drop shi shi. Na my people, no stress your brain. I sabi them pass you.

guobe:
yes I have a lot of people abroad happy with the situation but 90 percent of Nigerians abroad are stingy.shishi they won't send to you.Dont depend on them

Bro you are very correct. I get them plenty, I don kukuma zero mind fit their side. Very stringy set of people.

Badgers14:
Catholic priest do not even wear cassocks in their own gathering (outside of mass).

I am surprised they didn't have someone pose as the pope.

Guy, easy nah

thatsleepboy1:
Abeg I'm confused here o, how will the forcefully kidnap 10 whole officers when the Nigerian police itself is a force.

There is sth fishy they don't want to let the public to know.

Maybe they have changed the name to

Nigerian Police Federation.

E shock you?

Okealaaye:
These indeed, are strange times. Bandits KIDNAPPED police officers? If gold can become rusty, what will iron not do?

Comrade, this is the lowest of it all.

You've said everything.

These men are religious contractors

The format don cast abeg. APC no get shame.

heysquare:
You people will just be spewing nonsense. So if we should vote on religion line do you think Christians would have any edge over Muslims population? Let stop all this religion nonsense especially we southerners

The question here is this. Will Muslims accept a Christian combo ticket as it is here?

Atarakpa:
This will be her last invite for any APC event.

Comrade no be lie oooo

I remember small doctor performance that night.

Buhari yammi sun. Whatever that means. Abeg who get the link make e post make I laff small.

I can't come and kill myself.

ublight:
Hmmm.
Comrade I never knew uyo was rough o

Uyo was rough comrade. Thank God you were able to escape. If you been do anyhow, those ekpad boys for knack you wototo, loot you join before any help for come your way. Are you from Akwa Ibom?

gaby:
You are joking Mr Man.

Portable is your friend and partner. You are all in whatever he is invtogether...

The monster you made.....

Na this thing people decide to make their brand ambassador and lavish money on...


Nigeria na cruise ship..

You see that portable thing, he was sent to the world to destroy somethings and some people with himself.

He doesn't even seem.to have control over his mission.

Comrade this comment wan tear my ribs.

You see that Portable thing, anything that could be moved around with ease.

For instance, portable vawulence kit.

Mokason288:

Crazy things happen when a boy is in a hurry to become a man

No be lie comrade.

Their ages shock me

It's going down.

The fear of agbado is the beginning of wisdom.

Very soon it's going to be.

Asiwaju

Personal

Castle.

Perfecttouchade:
Who noticed they were pointing a led light into our players and keeper's eyes when they want to take penalty

Na vote buying tactics.

Dem learn am from APC.

Sincinnati:
They will hit it so hard it would break Tinibu tiny balls.

You mean his wrinkled balls?

Johntitus:
I swear bro. No be small wahala.

Uncle Seun is smiling to the bank.

balladin:
Our coach can't see that Onumonu is tired. She's struggling to track back to assist the defence.

Maybe the coach wan pay her back for wetin him dey suffer for the ozza room.

Oh boy, see tarraffic for thread

EniHolar:
Dem jus dey play ball o

Lolz. See answer

VeryWickedMan:
Lol
Useless Nigerian keeper can't hold the ball but she fit hold prick and man destiny

Na today I know say you be verywickedman true true

AyesolveNLA:
Recruit Him into the Nigerian army

This comment is just too funny abeg.

Dem don set stage for Igbo vs Yoruba online banter and it's only four pages now.

If una sleep ehhh. Na mechanized thunder go wake all of una up.

Make una dey fight online while una oppressors dey share our money dey sip expensive red wine and spirit join.

Una mumu never do?

Adamu don't sleep.

Wake up

Collect your L.

ufotunang:
.. hahahaha .. you are funny

Comrade, that your explanation vex me die.

Na see finish be that nah.

Kagd10:
I tell you.

Henceforth, APC needs to focus on more cogent things during their campaign. Talk about Tinubu's achievements in Lagos'


In fact, if I were Tinubu, I would mention emphatically that Peter Obi lives in the Lagos I governed and then, proceed to list my legacies in Lagos Such as Lekki seaport, Eko Atlantic, Lekki trade zone, BRT, millennium schools, enormous increase in Lagos revenue etc

They should also emphasize on the fact that Tinubu has never taken any federal position hence no one should blame him over what he has no hand in.

Also emphasis should be laid on competency and how it should always take the cake, not religion. Besides, Tinubu is a liberal leader.

No need. His time has passed. Age is not on his side.

Know this and have peace.

ufotunang:
...he will first of all tell you to use your Android phone to snap the APC party you voted for in the ballot voting paper and show it to him in your phone....then when he sees that you voted for APC he will then give you the money

Him dey mad.

Na burn dem suppose burn am.

ufotunang:
. but the new tactics is the APC agent will tell you to vote for the party APC first before he gives you the money

And how will he see my ballot? Will he demand I show to him?

Wahala get k-leg be dat.

Newton2024:
If it is true that Tinubu and Osibanjo have ideas that can solve Nigeria's pyramids of problems, why can't they share them with Buhari since they are one. Why must they allow Nigerians to suffer economically and die gruesomely from for eight years before they will bring out their solutions? I am confused.

We are just hyping these people for no tangible reason. They have nothing good upstairs.

GBAM.