₦airaland Forum

Atarakpa:
This will be her last invite for any APC event.

Comrade no be lie oooo

I remember small doctor performance that night.

Buhari yammi sun. Whatever that means. Abeg who get the link make e post make I laff small.

I can't come and kill myself.

ublight:
Hmmm.
Comrade I never knew uyo was rough o

Uyo was rough comrade. Thank God you were able to escape. If you been do anyhow, those ekpad boys for knack you wototo, loot you join before any help for come your way. Are you from Akwa Ibom?

gaby:
You are joking Mr Man.

Portable is your friend and partner. You are all in whatever he is invtogether...

The monster you made.....

Na this thing people decide to make their brand ambassador and lavish money on...


Nigeria na cruise ship..

You see that portable thing, he was sent to the world to destroy somethings and some people with himself.

He doesn't even seem.to have control over his mission.

Comrade this comment wan tear my ribs.

You see that Portable thing, anything that could be moved around with ease.

For instance, portable vawulence kit.

Mokason288:

Crazy things happen when a boy is in a hurry to become a man

No be lie comrade.

Their ages shock me

It's going down.

The fear of agbado is the beginning of wisdom.

Very soon it's going to be.

Asiwaju

Personal

Castle.

Perfecttouchade:
Who noticed they were pointing a led light into our players and keeper's eyes when they want to take penalty

Na vote buying tactics.

Dem learn am from APC.

Sincinnati:
They will hit it so hard it would break Tinibu tiny balls.

You mean his wrinkled balls?

Johntitus:
I swear bro. No be small wahala.

Uncle Seun is smiling to the bank.

balladin:
Our coach can't see that Onumonu is tired. She's struggling to track back to assist the defence.

Maybe the coach wan pay her back for wetin him dey suffer for the ozza room.

Oh boy, see tarraffic for thread

EniHolar:
Dem jus dey play ball o

Lolz. See answer

VeryWickedMan:
Lol
Useless Nigerian keeper can't hold the ball but she fit hold prick and man destiny

Na today I know say you be verywickedman true true

AyesolveNLA:
Recruit Him into the Nigerian army

This comment is just too funny abeg.

Dem don set stage for Igbo vs Yoruba online banter and it's only four pages now.

If una sleep ehhh. Na mechanized thunder go wake all of una up.

Make una dey fight online while una oppressors dey share our money dey sip expensive red wine and spirit join.

Una mumu never do?

Adamu don't sleep.

Wake up

Collect your L.

ufotunang:
.. hahahaha .. you are funny

Comrade, that your explanation vex me die.

Na see finish be that nah.

Kagd10:
I tell you.

Henceforth, APC needs to focus on more cogent things during their campaign. Talk about Tinubu's achievements in Lagos'


In fact, if I were Tinubu, I would mention emphatically that Peter Obi lives in the Lagos I governed and then, proceed to list my legacies in Lagos Such as Lekki seaport, Eko Atlantic, Lekki trade zone, BRT, millennium schools, enormous increase in Lagos revenue etc

They should also emphasize on the fact that Tinubu has never taken any federal position hence no one should blame him over what he has no hand in.

Also emphasis should be laid on competency and how it should always take the cake, not religion. Besides, Tinubu is a liberal leader.

No need. His time has passed. Age is not on his side.

Know this and have peace.

ufotunang:
...he will first of all tell you to use your Android phone to snap the APC party you voted for in the ballot voting paper and show it to him in your phone....then when he sees that you voted for APC he will then give you the money

Him dey mad.

Na burn dem suppose burn am.

ufotunang:
. but the new tactics is the APC agent will tell you to vote for the party APC first before he gives you the money

And how will he see my ballot? Will he demand I show to him?

Wahala get k-leg be dat.

Newton2024:
If it is true that Tinubu and Osibanjo have ideas that can solve Nigeria's pyramids of problems, why can't they share them with Buhari since they are one. Why must they allow Nigerians to suffer economically and die gruesomely from for eight years before they will bring out their solutions? I am confused.

We are just hyping these people for no tangible reason. They have nothing good upstairs.

GBAM.

This na men wey brain still dey work.

bro4u:
See as road sweet,, tell me why drivers no go speed anyhow

The road captured in this story is not in Akwa Ibom.

That road is Benin-Ore expressway. Guess I am right.

Adliperd:
Why can't peter obi be Vice?

Presidency in a diverse country like Nigeria is not supposed to be dominated by a single tribe. Buhari from North Central is rounding up 8 years,

this man talking is from the same political zone. If he cannot see through this political arrangement, let him run his race alone.

VeryWickedMan:
Shhh
My format is to trap women with niceness and inflict wickedness upon them

Verywickedman. Lolz

Your comments na die

Quintopia:
We want to see innovative projects like this in other parts of Nigeria.

Akwa Ibom is quite dynamic in this regard.

Ebonyi and Ogun states are impressing as well.

More states should follow suit.

This thing is not about blaming Abuja or FG or Fulani people.

States must be innovative and dynamic.

They'll do this by electing technocrats into office.

Honestly Akwa Ibom is long overdue for a seaport. Imagine having a shoreline stretching from Ikot Abasi to Ibaka in Mbo, yet no seaport beats my imagination.
I wonder who they are waiting for to come and build a seaport for us.

4teenblaq:
"T" stands for tinubu which is synonymous to Trouble/wahala.

Tinubu is in Trouble

Wahala for emi lo kan.

End time ticket.

jimyjames:
You are right, no igbo man will make his community the poverty capital of the world like Buhari did for Nigeria

Omo, what a matured response.

You've earned my respect Sir. That man's education is a total waste.

yetunsbay:
I tire for that man.

Him and his son abi na sibling.....that Junky for Ogun

Lol, please who is the junkie?

SarkinYarki:
It is a civic duty to campaign against BAT