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Gbyms:
Please leave her for me o. Go to lady heaven

Ahhha , ladyheaven is an awesome caring lady, however @prettysander just capture that thing in my heart with her soothing words and sense of humour ...please kindly move on sir!

ChasteGhuy:
ladyjane5657 na fine babe.

I don do background check... I even saw pictures she snapped at the towers... I even saw her in a Christian dating site...

Guy!!! Ur matter don pass CIA level oooo ahhhaaa

My fellow local men! If una EPP me see @prettysandra.......hit me up her words are so medicinal to me....
PS: Beware, no local man should cross...Military zone!

Gbriels:
Lol... local secretary, repent oooo..
Cos u can make hefu like this ooo

make we dey chilling till APL or Alert

PrettySandra:
After going through some sections of the 2012 thread, all I can say is, "hustle o, so that in 5 years time you'll prolly come back here and write something nice whether as an NNPC staff or not rather than infinitely staying hopeful."

I love this write up and I really like the beautiful soul that composed it....
@prettysandra are you free this weekend let me take you on a ride!

The ladyjane wey una dey eye.....maybe una no sabi say na Man
Abeg where my ladyheaven dey ooo..cold dey catch me ooo

In summary now @scoobydoo2007, APL might not show next week abi! Nawa ooo....who's thinking what am thinking!
Wey some people don go sew Aso-Ebi, and some don go price Tokunbo Benz!
This life! Same people wey talk 9th.....hmmmmmm make ah dey look.......
@least make alert sha fall....

ChasteGhuy:
We are often reminded about people who are without food or clothing. Let us pity them, and help them, as far as we can. But let us never forget that there are people whose state is far more pitiable.
Who are they?
The people without ALERT!








Na joke I dey o

Chasty!!!! U no well oo

My sauce don tell me since say correlation no dey btw all n alert.... .....Lazarus! Locate guys sharp sharp

joobseekar:
Lol. Which bank? I want to check something

GTB

larride:
Do you still want the alert?

Ahhhaaaa
Oga Larride how va na.....we both know all those theories na shildplay.......Iyam expecting that alert o

joobseekar:
mosgoon, teaser4, mathology, how far?

The light never reach hia oooo........no alert yet.....local man is confused

Abeg ooo, who hold my alert! .......

May day! May day! May day!
Brace for cover!

Wave of Alert for 5th GT.....

Ladyjane5657:
When u understand y you dismiss other sauces and value some... U will understand why I didn't dismiss urs!

Ur thoughts are thinking almost correctly

Kindly come to my office tomorrow to receive your PhD certificate in the Study of Sauces!

EmmyteeTosin:
According to your thinking, this month get 29 abi??

ahhAaaa e remain small e get 39 sef

From this anguu! APL might start dropping from tomorrow because NNPC don change the colour of their website ..... .....e be like say we plenty we dey do this thing

ChasteGhuy:
Say no to WEED!

Wooow the 9th theory......are you ready!!!!! ......this space is hereby booked for APL testimony!...... But thinking of which, what if 9th turned to 19th.... just thinking sha

furrr:
Idealically, based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge, tactically and tentatively, right from the beginning of times especially in the light of Ecclesiastes evolution, I have come to a concrete, definite and profound conclusion that I actually have nothing to say... Thank you

okay, am happy you know you've said nothing!

chidiebereuzoma:
But there's a British girl
Na joke oo

Lol una no dey tire abi! .......

Beeam:
Simply put, frequent commenters on this thread are fools..

Teaser4
Benflash
Femokleen
Larride
Ladyjane
Mathology5431
bobowaja
cocococo
phenolic
DanExplore
Mosgoon
Jarus
22General

And co....

Somebody is talking to u people stylishly.

Facts are sacred opinion is free!
He's entitled to his opinion, but the fact remains what we all know!

scobyy2007:
I just finished speaking to a friend who works in one of the subsidiaries of NNPC. He confirmed that APL will drop next week. He sounded very sure!!! My current place of work manages a critical area of employee benefits for NNPC. I will be seeing him later this week for a critical reconciliation task. I will use that avenue to grill him more.

Abeg who get something wey person fit use wake up next week!

EmmyteeTosin:
lol.. We no jam we gather dey the same bus but you know say local man no dey shout.....me don tire for amala, na there mad pounded yam I chop.

ah dey feel you my local man!

EmmyteeTosin:
Like the one wey you chop for Ekiti on your way to Abuja abi?

Ahhhaaaa Local man sabi level sha!!!!!....... e be like say we jam for road abi.......that food no b here oooo.....as ah dey go for resumption by October ah fit travel back to Abuja by road coz of that Amala!

australiandream:
Local man is yet to get alert oh.. 5th Lagos EH

Dear Australiandreamer,
The Association of local man hereby issue a directive that you should pay your membership registration fee on or before 8am tomorrow. Failure to do this, we will write to our standing committee at the NNPC finance department to redirect your tfare fund into our account.
Also, it is pertinent to know the reason why you choosed Australiandream as your moniker!.....is it that you want to use our welcome package for your trip to Australia or you're already in Australia.

Signed
Zonal secretary, Local man committee for NNPC

ChasteGhuy:
Salah is over

everyday na salah for the cheerful giver!

nihelimitretep:
@Jarus, before you consider any of us, first ask for our bank names, and attend to it alphabetically. Let me polish my Access Bank account details..

Ahhhaaa bank name ke...........just answer according to the names alphabetically

GeniusOla:
Mathology pls line up, i dey this queue before you.

no be the line wey b say na me create am. ....just dey ur dey ooo .....

ChasteGhuy:
you don forget say unku J na accountant? It's like you don't know that the 20k don get budget which must be strictly adhered too...

Forget that one jor, him na cheerful giver ooo......e fit drop stuff for bois mk we storm that zobo babe market !

@Jarus, uncle show us love na....u know say that 20k na like 20naira for your account!!! Drop for bois!!!! Make ah use am buy zobo and ponmo before NNPC drop for GT!

jaiye4love:
The payment of EH is because EH will receive APL first,remember many of the GT will be supervised by the EH,especially the supervisors.

Another anguu.....

Gbemmy135:
CBT centre - Lagos
Interview Date - 5th July
EH
Just got paid by LAZARUS MIKAILU

I think everybody can rest now, 5th guys has been paid.

Nooo rest ke! When GT's are yet to be paid.......ahhaaaaaaaa....abeg who get Mr Lazarus number! GTs must be remembered o