Gbyms:

Lol. I had a dream too. What if Nnpc are sending APL through dreams now �.
If you know you had the Nnpc dream, kindly visit the towers for documentation. Thanks.

Fellow Local man, this really got me cracking!!!!...
Been a while here! I can see Alien invasion has taken place in the past week.
I wish us productive days and gracious days ahead.
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

the past 48 hours has witnessed series of hilarious proceedings in this thread.....
The new alert by the 8th people seems to fill some gap and space in our mysterious sojourn for facts. It's becoming more evident that, this payment is made based on date of interview. The next question will then be "why some from the same dates are not being paid", I believe all candidates in each day of interview should be paid sha....
Just checking something.......
From the Local men Association, we wish you all a great weekend ahead!
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Slammmmmmmm:
I had my interview on the 5th I got to D block on around 5pm to enter my account details. My interview was originally scheduled for 12pm tho but it took long before I was called. The man and women that took our account details on the 5th didn't tell us to identify a particular way as regards the filling of the account details but it seems the woman was in charge of GT, tho I can't remember if there was distinction between the sheets for GT and EH.

Fellow candidates for July 5th can corroborate or disapprove what is here.

Indifferently, I've not been alerted too.

I'm indifferent towards the postulated theories here tho but at the same time we all we want to curry the theories that will be palatable for our consumption.

Very true, same thing happened with me!

gbadekunle:


When medicals are even rolled out, I will advise people do their Vitals a week before NNPC medicals and work on them to enhance better result during that of NNPC.

Weldon my fellow local man!
You're hereby conferred on, by merit, the title of Associate coordinator for Local men medical team for NNPC.....
Welcome to the family!

gbadekunle:


Simultaneously shooting shots. I sight you.

My brother it's needed ooo..the kind cold wey dey out here! Person GATS get warmth and remain healthy for NNPC medicals! God's grace.

jasmine2013:
Hello beautiful people. Something crossed my mind tonight and I thought to share. Many of us hope to be recruited on merit. I want to encourage us to do the same when such decisions lies with us. Let us not forget how we felt when we were down there. Thank you.

BTW. I am an ardent follower of this thread. I check every night regardless of how tired I am. I wish us all the best NNPC or not!

See person reasoning ehen, good one my dear Jasmine, even I am just meeting you now, but if you ever feel lonely and need someone to talk to or chill out with, I am willing to do that. Like your ideological perspective dear

meelee123:
I have quoted you. Now what will u do? Lol

...you na member na!
Go and sin no more!

Seriously I am really annoyed at some people's st*p*d*t*....did anyone freaking force you to be here!. Giving yourself a regret mail for being on a particular forum...please did we come to your house to drag you!......Whether fake news or real news, all I know is that the dynamics, changes and continuity of this thread has been established firmly in our humorous acts. No one should spew any stuff about being sad or regret being here....this is not even a geographical location, this is a social media platform where you can selectively choose what to view or not to!!!! Please we won't accept any form of generic derogation to this thread.

Ebenaba:

Quite funny how you can get it right and wrong at the same time.
Just listen to yourself.
Simple analogy proffers that you might be phased out due to incomplete application wrt to the interview you missed.
King Ayam won't be stressed
NEXT pls

this your reply na EBAELEBA....dude got me cracking early morning

souljar:

Secretary sir. we do not have an active security unit... But i can have him whipped if necessary

Abeg wipe him, bundle him, carry him for head go put for local man guard room!
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

darado:
New Theory plz. Presidential theory is outdated. Atleast i don condemn Access Bank theory.
Mek Teaser4 bring his own theory.

Hmmmm now I see where you're coming from!!!! , where this security guys dey mk dem con commot this guy !!!!!

bobowaja:
I think most people on 4th and 5th are engineers. Pls I am not making theories o and I have no sauces.

Those grouped with me on 4th..... Na Engr all of us be

Those grouped with me on 5th na Arts/Humanities

Ladyjane5657:



Lolzzz .
Laff yaff wantu kii ha
Take some worry killers and calm ya nerves
she is a full fledged local woman

I just saw your name somewhere, contact my department for further details
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Ladyjane5657:




Lolz.... Married or not
Shots are not on suspension.. Just make sure ur gun is fully loaded with Golden bullets...

I would love to check the something with u..

I have something important to check with you dear, and mind you, I have a desert eagle at hand

This time next week
Hmmmmmm......
I think the local men association needs to form a medic team, urgently!!!. From tomorrow onwards, the countdown to APL will commence, thereby, leading to anxiety and psychological discombobulation. I hereby make a submission for the creation of Local Man Medic Team.
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

We have 5 category of people on the thread:
The savages (you can't quote them and go free)
The Motivational speakers (they start typing epistle to every little thing )
The gainfully employed (They don't believe in sarcasm or comic relief)
The Local people (they are epicureans who takes pleasure in even in the worst scenario)
The guests (they are still viewing now and their number is always more than the active users self)

You know where you belong!

brokewaist:



What university did you graduate from?

I fear your name ooo "brokewaist"..........

I just remembered the 1% theory, AB theory and Father in Law theory..........una too much!..... . There's no better place for NNPC recruitment exercise relief than here.......if all these things no dey.....I can't Imagine the state of mind of some people
As the Zonal secretary of this great association of local man! I hereby declare all zobo and sauces free today!
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Nawa ooo.....you guys should calm down with the mosgoon stuff, not everyone understands the dynamics of life. To some certain extent, you might be seeing A to be A, while others will see it to be B. You can't come online and change another person's behavioural pattern within a months.
Live and Let Live.
Free mosgoon, in as much as his acts have not been negative on anyone here, I don't see a reason why y'all should crucify him. If he thinks the world to be a pool of good people then leave him, let him live it that way. Y'all should stop convincing him to view it differently, he might get his stroke of having an holistic perception of E-Relationship while he might still not. Experience ain't generic, acts ain't parallel.

Artexexes:
8am, July 4th, PH, received alert yesterday 20k from Farouk.

It seemed the theory of Farouk/King Ayam is true really. Dunno to what extend though.

My father-in-law works @ NNPC, said they have been systematically sorting out the final list/database of successful candidates thru the credit alerts actually. That may be why it's taking so long to process everything. He knows that one of these two guys is processed for successful candidates, while the other handles unsuccessful ones. But he doesn't know which is which for now.

Whatever the case sha, some of us are settled.

Father in Law theory has emerged finally!!!!!

RealisticJ:


Just waiting for someone to go over the line with this GT and EH tin, then local man will go ballistic on that person. Some EH has done worst here. It's not everybody's job that is operational.

Ah just dey wait for person wey go use that stupid mentality follow me talk for here na.....we go scatter everything!

Gbriels:
@mathology.... please why are people underrating GT na.... please tell them to give GT small respect even if na cos of the upfront...haba na...

at the end of the day, they will be claiming gainfully employed and disappointed with the recent graduates,
You will still find them commenting on the thread at job hours.... some people sha!

Prymestrr:

I pray you get the APL. Hopefully maturity will you find you then.

I pray you get the APL. Hopefully over-maturity will leave you then.

Prymestrr:
Feel so disappointment whenever I check on this thread for the past 2 weeks now. Seems majority of GT applicants here are actually fresh graduates still sitting at home waiting for that miracle job offer. No way a gainfully employed individual will spend all day here throwing banters and reacting like a catalyst to every "is and was". 600+ pages and counting full of bullcrap.
I weak abeg.

It's obvious you're weak
You can as well do yourself a good favour next time and don't check this thread, shebi you're gainfully employed na and you're not a recent graduate! Now your message has added to the pages full of bullcrap!
Double weak to you for that self!
Don't make the mistake of quoting me o!

So na IT and computer science slot we go argue about today......
Lord save us from Inside Life.....
NNPC answer us quick abeg.....I can't wait to embark on my next trip to the towers!

No female con dey online! Nawa o

josescotch:
This alert thing don de too they. Y is it taking so long to credit folks. Shouldn't be so na. Anyway the patient dog gets d fattest bone.

Lol abegi who add something for the zobo wey this bros drink !

Nawa, wetin we no go see for this thread......one guy fighting untop person wey don marry born 2pikin! u know yasef

Gbriels:
@bobowaja and mathology.... please prepare a query letter for the under listed lot men
Inception
Mitocyan
Mosgoon
darado
Benflash
They have failed to adhere to protocol..that this thread isn't for first class or last class discussions....

Am coming make ah pick this call from my sauce first! He has a message for Local men!

Biolexxin:
House once again, Who got Interview Invite on Tuesday July 9th, and has been paid. Ese.

Read from page 585-599, you will know. Peace!

Page 600 in sight!
All the local people wey talk say APL go show before page 600 will hereby have their Local Man membership card revoked! This is subject to a revision only IF APL shows before page 600.
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC.

geektrovert:


Lol there can't be any more hypotheses.

1. People who have not been paid - will support "Llaride's Hypothesis"... payment connotes disqualification from the process.

2a. People who have been paid - will support "Flowwolf09's hypothesis"... payment connotes a further shortlist.

2b. Then there's Farouk's hypothesis...still an offshoot of flowwolf's... Farouk Alert = Shortlist..while Ayam equals disqualification..

So technically their cannot be any other plausible explanation. Except maybe Farouk (MIS) is entering his data into the management information system for future consideration, while Ayam is compensating people not shortlisted (as propounded in another thread )

Lol everyone is just trying to be hopeful .

But the crystal clear fact is that, In absentia lucis, Tenebrae vincunt , all the propositions are just for fun and no one here knows as at today, the reason for staggered payments.

Let us all keep hoping and praying.

Hon. Chairman,
Independent AOLMAW Election Commission

....we are looking!