It's another beautiful Wednesday morning as we await APL!
Don't be surprised like on the different theories that will emerge today! whichever ways, let's remain calm...
Lemme share my scenerio over the night..
so I slept and had a dream on APL, I saw a list "qualifiers from Interview" I was rushing thru and couldn't find my name at first, then they told me to calm down and check again, on checking again, I saw my name as the first on the list!. I had skip it at first because of the whole tension that I jumped to the 3rd sheet not looking at the first.
Point is: APL is here already, I can feel it ...at one point or the other, everyone think about this thing like 2times in every 2hours with the exception of @oga jarus and some others. But all other local men and women do this. .....the tension is real, e wan even follow me enter dream sef...... .....let's all calm down
I wish us all Goodluck and God's best.
Signed
Zonal secretary, local men committee for NNPC.

Let the count down to first week of August Begin!!!
APL....65%
signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Enrypech:


Where my name?

You never pay for membership card
@Gbriels will give you our account num
Signed
Zonal secretary, local men committee for NNPC

Onyi2008:



Some people status are still showing invited for oral interview.

Everyone's own is showing "invited for interview" at the top and at the bottom it's showing completed.
Don't bother yourself unnecessarily.

Wooow, tension everywhere, sauces everywhere, group just dey move anyhow 458......
Firstly, I don't have any sauce yet....but when I get to the towers, I will surely have lots of sauces!
It's evident that the process is indeed a fast one, viewing the numerous sauces and sources, one thing that's tangible and can fairly construe with logic is the fact that, we should expect the list from next week onwards, or probably later this week sef.
However, one thing remain constant, no one has provided a basis for the TF payment.
In conclusion, let's all engage in a healthy rivalry, we are very close to the end of the race, let's exercise calmness. Watch your BP!!!.....Goodluck to everyone.

Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

This week sha........it has a lot in it with connection to NNPC.......from tomorrow!!! The way things are moving
Make una watch una BP though......Naija no get ambulance o
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local man committee for NNPC

AstraLuna:



Astra luna is a dark greek incantation used by Enya. Don't put such thing in your diary. Its a nice song too.

Thanks,
I also happen to love enya n yanni collections (orinoco, only time n others).
See you soon!

AstraLuna:



Oga rest, your activism or your so called declaration of faith is not permissible here. A lady will lead this time around. Besides until then.....

All the best!
See ya in the tower!!!
Ah don put ur name for my diary

DanXplore:


From your reaction, I almost thought you were another one of mosgoon/mos4phy's many monikers but your logic and grammer in your previous sets of comment are relatively poor and inferior to his.

But then I understand that it is normal for one to be defensive of people they hold in high esteem. I can see you are following mosgoon to keep yourself abreast of his wisdom.

@bolded. Unlike mosgoon/mos4phy, you do not seem to have anything interesting goining on in your life so why would I dig up your history? All i can see in you at a glance is bitcoin and joystick related topics but worst of it is hypocracy. One moment you are talking about joystick and another you are quoting scriptures. See photos attached. Repent o

Errrrmmmmmmmmmmm
This one pass local men matter ooo......
But I feel all these ain't needed though.....
Let's stick to the race guys...we are better than this.
#peace

DanXplore:
Just an observation:

Mosgoon opened his account october 04, 2013
Mos4phy opened his october 08, 2013 (50% difference between days)

Mosgoon has spent 3days, 14hrs online as at the time of filing this report, Mos4phy has spent 7 days. Roughly within the same range. (almost 50% difference)

Mosgoon is most active in Job/Vacancies
Likewise Mos4phy

Both monikers have "Mos" in common. Mos is likely short for his first name which could be Moses or so.

Mosgoon has about 312posts.
Mos4phy has about 225 posts. Roughly within the same range.

Their respective "last seens" are suspiciously close apart.

Both have the same written communication style.

Both know much about McKinsey. See Mosgoon's post July 19, 2:19pm and Mos4phy's on Feb 05, 10:02am earlier this year.

Both are on shell, NNPC and Mobil threads.

I can continue to go on with the similarities between these two. Interestingly, Mos4phy is always generous in showering Mosgoon with acolades especially about his purpoted 'academic feats'.

I don't know about you, but I am convinced that Mosgoon/Mos4phy is one and same person. If my deductions are correct (100% positive they are), then this dude is not only suffering from chronic narcissism, but is also an insecure retard.

Anybody that finds this post offensive should go and suck a lemon. I am in my house playing red dead redemption 2.

I will update more interesting similarities when I get time. This dude has more monikas on this same thread. I will fish them out. Watch this space!

Apt! Your analytical and research skill is much lauded. However, whether he is the same guy or different, I believe as long as his dual personality as claimed by your analysis has not in anyway jeopardize the ideological basis of this thread, there's no big deal to it.

In conclusion, your analytical and research skill will be further appreciated if you can analyze and find reasonable connections between the issues at hand.
Issues at hand like : The Alert and Alertees, the 1% theory and the Access bank propagandists.
Thank you.
Signed
Zonal Secretary, Local man committee for NNPC

Ukahansa1:


Fam I went to check my bp on Saturday, thank God e no too bad �

E no too bad, but e bad abi?
My advise to you ehen, stay away from this thread till we don get APL
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local man committee for NNPC

AstraLuna:



That's great. I will nominate our President this time around to being a lady not a man.

We go do permutation before the election

aifybuu:
So please, anyone confirmed when APLs will start dropping?? Someone said this week...who's confirmed that?

Saimeritus:
Someone claimed he got regret mail from NNPC this morning. I'm still demanding for screenshot from him. Any other person in this category?

These two posts has one thing in common "someone"
The post also entered almost at the same time.
Just thinking!

Saimeritus:
Someone claimed he got regret mail from NNPC this morning. I'm still demanding for screenshot from him. Any other person in this category?

Just do two things for us!
Try and convince the person to send screenshot.
Secondly, ask if he was paid or not!

Answers to these two points above will go a long way in shaking and turning all tables here

Gbriels:
.....lol...that zonal secretary,...lemme check my list...
Ok, it's u mathology5431.
Coordinator. . association of local men NNPC 2019

ah bin dey reason if u don lost the attendance list before ni!!!! Make we commot u for ur duty.
Signed
Zonal secretary, local man committee

Before this thread enter 490....my APL go don show!!!
God's grace
Zonal secretary, committee for Local man

fruitfulvine17:
Good evening everyone, trust our day went well, Am deborah from Lagos State.please I fortunately jerm this thread,am a recent graduate, please I need some to send me link on how I can apply for this 2019 NNPC graduate training or probably put me through on how I can apply,thanks in anticipation. God bless.

Ahhhaaa this one weak my mouth,
It has closed dearie
It is well with you

Local man cannot can again

Tatabonzo:
Congrats Ebonyians !!! U guys have made it! Saw your names on the list.

Oga which sobo u dey sip.....Na alomo sobo or Krisha Kilisha sobo
Am not understanding you again o

Local man wondering why all the irrelevant talks n all

Swargu:


If it is true access bank holds no ground, almost everybody from July 6th received alert... So July 6th kpata kpata didn't make it?

When APL comes alot of local men will be shocked, everybody just hope for the best yet prepare your mind for the worst..

Local man has an info but it has been shared by another local man before and no one believed.

Fellow Local man!
Tell us the info that got shared by another local man

larride:


Calling you a fool will be an insult of foolish people worldwide. You are irredeemably foolish.

Everyone on this board has acknowledge the fact that this recruitment is fast and smooth so far which can be attributed to the person in government which was why I made that reference when the guy made mention of the DPR recruitment but a dudnerhead like you is too dumb to connect the dot because your brain is filled with dust.

Take your foolish self out of my mentions.

no be small thing ooo.....u sure say that local man never offend you before!

bobowaja:


ANOTHER THEORY
It is now advisable for all local men & women to go to their local constituencies in their local govt and apply for local connections at nnpc so that their apl can be localized and locally forwarded for locality employment.

Signed
Secretary of Local Men Association

Which one be this one again now sef!!!
Admin!!!! Abeg commot this local man for me.....

ChasteGhuy:


Are you from a host community?

Hunhun am from an Unhost community
Local man observing

Association of unhost community

CBNwords:



Lol...
Its an oil producing state oooo, and beside the honourable is in one of the committees set up in one of the petroleum committees...

And this my friend no even write exam self...

Heeennnnn
Youminite!!!!!!!!!!!!

CBNwords:

Lol... Same too in my constituency, My friend actually told me that an honourable in the federal house has already sent for their names... That his own name was shortlisted. I come dey wonder self....

Why does this constituency thing dey sound somehow like this.....
Local man wondering if the chairman of his local government even dey active enough to know if NNPC dey recruit

tejiri4:


Did you mean if you have local connection you will be at an advantage?

Another local man spotted!
Looking for local connection
It can be possible if your bank account never receive local alert o

Everyday na New theory dey emerge
Today na 2nd of July theory
High blood pressure is real!!!!
So people wey no dey 2nd of July batch make dem go commit suicide abi.......

Who's that guy wey come with this theory sef.....I wantu check his head!
Local man cannot can again

Enireqx20:



The tfare they'll send you tomorrow?

If dem no send, you can as well send me @least coming from you will be much preferable and appreciated than from NNPC according to the myriads of schools of thought on Alert or no alert.
Local man don wake up oo....

Enireqx20:



Spotter...Pele o

Your blood dey hot oooo.....
Comman share me from your tfare na

Enireqx20:



I'm not Sobo girl and I haven't embraced anything

OK ooooo...

Enireqx20:
Some people have started embracing tfare o... Hmmm....

Sobo girl, am sure you've embraced yours also and moved on to the next level

Sister SObo, wia u dey ooo
your 400 pages don land o

Local man observing with ponmo for mouth

Chrisbillakings:
If you have received payment rejoice because you all will be doing your training abroad, the reason for the early payment.


If you haven't received the alert that means your training will be in Nigeria if selected.

(Another Theory)


Source: credible Source

Oga ur own theory get K leg o