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Ladyjane5657:
Loms!!! God forbid!!!

U will make it to the towers in Jesus name!!! This rope na for dem monikers who carry this love matter for head like kunu..

Another scenario na when we resume for towers @Chaste sharply go visit him village people.....then I colonize your Heart before he return!

Teaser4:
I dey loyal brother...how's weekend going there... have a good day boss

Wehdon sir!

ChasteGhuy:
it's like you don't like your destiny. You want to do gbas gbos with teaser4? Na epe e go take redesign your destiny

ahhhaaaa.....ah just dey greet @Teaser na......ah dey look for one the aliens to pick war with.....
....since una don turn this place to war zone

@chastey how market na.

abegii if una don finish the whole matter, someone should bring my zobo ah wan drink!......
APL....we dey wait for you oo.....wherever you are, show us love.......iyam tired of all the gbas gbos....

Wait abeg.....who can I also start my rivalry with here.....@Teaser......how va na.....

Gbriels:
Bobowaja... nothing is too much
We have seen much more than he can think or imagine...

@Gbriels how va na!!!!!........oya take chilled zobo and go back to bed! E don do

@Jarus I hope you will take all this with a big heart and ignore, things like this happens in a while. You're a good man!
@Gbriels yeah you have made your perspective known and your opinion has been hailed by many and downplayed by many. Lay the issue to rest and move on, my fellow local man!

To everyone, the hijackers, the optimist and pessimist, the gender biased and the liberal. We have heard you all....thank you. We need to move on, let's not derail the thread with a fume of aggravated opinions. Let's try to respect each other's opinion.

I can see broken bottles everywhere, how can local man walk in this thread peacefully laidis.....
@Gbriels, just sip zobo sit down and relax...........local people are peaceful people, you know.....let it slide man!.......
Perspective is life, and perspective is what makes one different from the other, people view things from different perspective, but we should try and tolerate and respect others perspective. @Gbriels made those statements from his own perspective, every other person that quoted his comment where the one's that added fuel, you could have all move on and ignore!

Anyways.... Peace to all.....APL is near, it should not be at peak of all this, we will be having disagreement.

Association for Local Men and Women hereby call everyone to order........take your zobo gently and return to your APL waiting corner!

Signed
Mathology.
Zonal secretary, Local men and women committee for NNPC

Gbyms:
The chairman of Local Association for Men and women affairs should do an email to Nnpc hr. Copy the Graduate trainee president and vice. State clearly that rumors have it that our appointment letter is being held till transport payment is concluded and as a result, we all have come to a consensus that we don’t want tf again. After today they should send the APL . The successful candidates will contribute a monthly stipend of 3,000 naira to pay off the unsuccessful ones.
Like for support, pass for unsupport.
Signed
Concerned Fellow.

Lol your message don enter voicemail o

We made it to 1000pages!!!!
Na so!!!!
APL next1

Page 999
Approved

Signed
Mathology
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Ladyjane5657:
Nice one...

Because u have said ignore.... Who am I not to ignore the ignoramuses...??

BTW... I was enjoying tucking the sucklers into their infant beds.. But on my word... No more dish from this end....

Kai! Sense too full your head!!!!!!!!!!
You don dey talk like you're from my Alma mater !
Tight one babe!

Abeg from 11:38pm yesterday till 7:30am this morning....... Ah don laugh tire.... .....@ladyjane na u against the world oooo.....but I loved the way you maintained your sanity......I observed some newfolks emerged just to diss @ladyjane........I guess you're thinking what I am thinking.

Any other legit sauce on APL? Make we see something bite today again

ChasteGhuy:
I kill you!

Abegiiii....carry am dey go jor! She no fit kill my cold sef

Ladyjane5657:
Honey lemme go an wash my hand ...this particular guest must be served with the best of my dishes

Nawa ooo....wetin man no go see........ ...and am feeling cold o.....@chastey abeg make ah borrow her na

scobyy2007:
This contradicts what NNPC told my team when we visited the towers recently. It was a report we sent to out EDs. I don't want to believe the HR person we had the meeting with was just talking trash. please reconfirm this info ma. Thank you!!! GT-900 EH -400

Abi oooo.....that was the same thing my sauce told me tooo
@ladyjane....where your sauce dey

Nawa ooo...ah just dey wake since the time @easysnipermoney talk say APL go commot yesterday or today.....my aim na to wake up this night see APL.....
Where d guy dey self.......
@Chastey abeg hand me my Desert Eagle!

GeniusOla:
Oga mathology abeg, i think its high time our honourable association opened a document for attention seekers, where we compile their names, so that once we sight them again, na this

The Association would continue to maintain it's position of saying NO to rabble rousers!!!!
A committee has been set up to work on an excommunication law to tackle the issue of Attention seekers!

Signed
Mathology
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Who is the driver for this Alertee train sef.......ah know say @Chastey na the kondustor.... ......since ah don joined the train we gats fuel this wheel make e move faster than before!

Signed
Mathology
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

So errmmmm
Alert don enter oooo.....
Abeg @teaser open door make ah enter!

GT
July 5th
16k
Gtbank
CBT center: Ibadan



Now officially joined the Alertees!!!!
Everyone will be paid

9hours 9minutes have passed out of 24hours.....we are waiting and hopeful!

Signed
Mythology
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Thank you everyone! To all members of this great platform! We say a big thank you, to our speakers @unclejarus @mosgoon @Teaser @number5 @easysnipermoney and my co fellow local men @gbriels @enrypech @bobowaja @chastey @femokleen @ladyjane @ladyheaven @Gybms @Benflash @jobseekar @souljar @beam @emmyteetosin and many more! I will keep on updating this list till all notable local men are recognized and documented!
It is with great elation we thereby bring to a close this divine program of progress. As we await our APL to fall in, I wish us all God's grace and Goodluck!
Mehn! I love you y'all
Tomorrow is a big day!
Signed
Mathology
Zonal secretary, Association for Local men committee for NNPC

Enrypech:
Wow! Wow!!!

This is just beautiful, this is wonderful.

You always write right. I had read your previous posts before and noticed you play with grammar like no man's business. Keep writing bro

But with due respect sir, can you in one sentence tell me what you will be doing in the Towers with this your talent?

seriously you be savage!!!
How va naaaa.......

Our One and only Mosgoon has thereby taken us to another level in this program
We really appreciate you

mosgoon:
LECTURE 1 : News Lecture

On NNPC's lingering debt to some top IOCs

U.S. court rejects Exxon’s, Shell’s bid on $1.8b award against NNPC

A United States (U.S.) judge has rejected ExxonMobil Corp’s and Royal Dutch Shell Plc’s effort to revive a $1.8 billion arbitration award against the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).

The award stemmed from a dispute over a 1993 contract to extract oil near country’s coastline. U.S. District Judge William Pauley in Manhattan cited public policy and due process considerations in deciding not to enforce the October 2011 award against NNPC which was subsequently set aside by courts in Nigeria.


“While this court may have inherent authority to fashion appropriate relief in certain circumstances, exercising that authority to create a $1.8 billion judgment is a bridge too far,” Pauley wrote in a 50-page decision.

The firms said last November that the award had grown to $2.67 billion, including interest. Exxon spokesman Todd Spitler said the oil major disagreed with the decision and was evaluating its next steps. Shell and its lawyers did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

“NNPC is very pleased with the decision, and was always confident that there was no basis for a U.S. court to confirm the award,” its lawyer Cecilia Moss said in an interview.

According to court papers, the 1993 contract anticipated that Exxon and Shell affiliates would invest billions of dollars to extract oil from the Erha field, about 60 miles (97 km) off Nigeria’s coast, and share profits with NNPC. But the affiliates, Esso Exploration and Production Nigeria Ltd and Shell Nigeria Exploration and Production Co Ltd, accused NNPC of unilaterally “lifting” more oil than was contractually allowed, at the behest of Nigeria’s government, depriving them of billions of dollars of oil.

Pauley said Exxon and Shell still have “multiple appeals pending” in Nigeria, and rejected their argument that it might be difficult to collect there. Exxon and Shell “executed a contract in Nigeria with another Nigerian corporation containing an arbitration clause requiring any arbitration to be held in Nigeria under Nigerian law, and it then sought to confirm the award in Nigeria,” Pauley wrote.

“(They) cannot now reasonably complain that (their) efforts to collect will be frustrated in Nigeria.”

In an Aug. 7 regulatory filing, Exxon said it did not expect the case to materially affect its operations or financial condition. The case is Esso Exploration and Production Nigeria Ltd et al v Nigerian National Petroleum Corp, U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York, No.

How else can i describe you my fellow Local Man!
You're just brilliant and emotionally intelligent!
The Association is just blessed!

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Jarus:
Lecture 2

*** Hello wan tin, hello wan tin, tin tin tin***

***Hey, bros please change this Mic for me, not working ***

***mic changed***

***Hello, hello, hello...okay this one is working, thank you***

I will advise all local men and women to donate N1k from their reimbursed tfare to buy a new Mic.

***oya, lecture begins***

All protocol duly observed.

I feel honoured to be invited to speak on this auspicious occasion marking the eve of easymoney APL celebration by NNPC Local Men & Women Association, even though I don't like the Uncle y'all add to my name here. You make me feel like Methuselah.

As I did not have time to prepare for this lecture, let me just read out an article I wrote before the 2019 elections on Petroleum Industry Outlook Post 2019 Elections



****sips water****continues



****another interruption: someone walks up to drop a small paper ****

***Announcement: Abeg who park Mercedez Benz 4matic with registration LND419AJ outside, it is blocking one keke maruwa that wants to leave ***

***lecture continues***




Thank you very much for listening. I wish you all an injury free easymoneyAPL week.

Thank you @unclejarus for belling the Cat......what a great lecture!!!!! The Association is highly blessed with intelligent and creative individuals we celebrate you.......
We hereby invite to this Podium, our next speaker!


Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Donas11:
Xfire na Guest speaker,whey go give keynote address...
I am the MC

Show me your membership card!

This is to inform all local men that there be a program tonight called cross over night! ........theme: Cross over Into APL"......
Introductory speech will be given by @bobowaja
Lecture 1 to be given by @mosgoon
Lecture 2 by @UncleJarus
Lecture 3 by @Teaser
Medical Orientation by @Gbriels
Item 7 @ChasteGhuy
TF distribution by the Zonal secretary himself @Mathology
Official announcement of APL by @easysnipermoney
Closing remarks by @Ladyheaven

To all concerned members of Local Men Association.
We will be releasing our official members list soon, it might likely accompany the long awaited APL !!!! Register for membership now!!!!! Pay your fee with our treasurer!!!! You can pay to me too.

Signed
Zonal secretary, Local Man committee for NNPC

Rise and fall of theories and sources......

ClaudiaM:
I see you too�

.......hope you're in this race with us dear!

@claudiaM, I see you

Gbyms:
Haha. I guess I just have to stick to APL. She’s caring and knows how to make me smile. Her soothing contents everly captures my heart

I hereby join you n Ladyjane together! Hope you're ready to fight for her

Gbyms:
Haha. I guess I just have to stick to APL. She’s caring and knows how to make me smile. Her soothing contents everly captures my heart

Errrmmmmmmm.......APL don turn woman now abi