Gbriels:
Wia u go since secretary..?

Ah dey one side dey chill with local zobo and local women, discussing the progress of our association.
Signed
Mathology5431,
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

holujay:
And Mathology...it's like they followed the nnpc staffs out of the country

My honorable concerned local man, the executives of this association have been working tirelessly, holding meetings and conferences in order to find a way of providing more zobo for the members. In addition, It is quite disheartening that the level of theories from fellow members have decreased over the week, since the 1% theory and AB theory, there hasn't been any other mountain moving theory, pertinent to this is the reason why we are discussing on how to give more zobo in order to facilitate sauces and burnt dodo that is legit or near legit or competing with the other theories. The Association of Local men and women is here to serve you to your satisfaction.

Signed
Mathology5431,
Zonal Secretary, Local men committee for NNPC.

Gbriels:
@all local men and women
I can see u r doing just fine.... having said that,
I must say weldone to the following local men for keeping the thread alive and fun
@chasteguy
@bobowaja
@beeam
@souljar
@teaser
@benflash
@mathology1542
@local woman
@sempumping. .... though u never register
@sib25
Signed
Coordinator
AOLMAW

Highly sighted my fellow local men executive!

BenFlash:


Please come to my office, let's have zobo and discuss

security!!!!!! Where art thou! This man wan bribe me .....I can't be bribed unless we are talking about ...........you know na.

Eminemzybet:



Local man Zonal Secretary, u make me laugh , how many people do u no personally no that came for the interview and him many do u think r on Nairaland.

Let me boost u bubble, we on Nairaland together r not up to 20% of the total numbers of people interview.

So ur stat doesn't hold water.


Who b chairman local man association self

we are all here to burst our bubbles at every point in time!!!!!!!!!
We never appoint the Local men Chairman, we will when we get to the tower!!!

bobowaja:
So we are waiting for next week Wednesday for another batch of payment. This time it should come heavily because it will be a salary week.

And if it doesn't come. That means there is fire on the mountain for both parties because we won't be able to know which party is safe until APL starts dropping.

real fire on the mountain for both theorist followers.
If the Tfare don't continue next week, it's a two way thing. It's either the claim of NNPC employing 4,500 or 5,000 candidates is true....so they decided to pay off the remaining people which is why not really large number of people have received. Going by this, it simply means NNPC wants to recruit 65% of the people called for interview and the remaining 35%have been paid off.
Also it could be that, the 1% theory which will be elevated to 35% theory, meaning out of number of people invited 35% that v been paid are the successful ones.
Thirdly, it could be that TFare and APL have no correlation whether they fail to continue payment next week or not.
Choose the one that suites you!!!! I won't be responsible for anybody wey get HBP here. This is just an opinion/perspective.
I am yet to get TFare alert.
Signed
Zonal Secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Ginalex:
Great

My fellow Great! You're highly sighted!!!!

Slammmmmmmm:







Lol, I know you kinda.. Sheriff's friend.. You served in Ogun state Shey... Uite too

Greatest Uites oooo.....yeah we served at kano for sometimes together, he later moved to Ogun....

For posterity purpose, I will indeed like to join my fellows in sharing my NNPC CBT and interview experience.
It was indeed a great experience, firstly when I saw history listed as one of the courses required for GT application, I was much elated. The CBT was a technical one, I was the first to finish @my whole centre (Ui dlc centre). God's grace, I got the oral interview invite.
I could remember how I was amazed at the NNPC structure and how I fell in love at first sight. I interviewed on 5th July, Panel 28.
I could remember a guy that studied English while waiting for interview, he asked one of the ushers for a cup of water, specifically a warm/hot water, with the claim of his need to make his voice more audible and confident. , baba drink water finish, na so him voice enter lowkey....tension don carry am commot...(if you're reading this, I miss your expression).
So, I requested to sit
1 first question was asked by the chief panelist, a Yoruba man. He asked for the exact time I arrived for interview and what was I thinking while waiting at the quadrangle.
2. After that, he introduced the panelists and the first asked me to list just 5 challenges or success of NNPC, I asked as a historian we focus on both and if I could list some challenges and success, and they happily agreed. Listed 2 challenges and 3 success. Making 5.
3. Was asked a situational question on how I handled not meeting a particular deadline, got a positive vibe from them after answering
4. Was asked on how I solved a problem creatively, got a mini positive vibe
5. Was asked a discipline related question on Paleontology, paleontologist and paleology, they wanted to distort my thinking but I dealt nicely with the situation.. And lastly safety measures to adopt while fixing a bulb.
6. After all these, we started discussing on the role of history and it's relevance to NNPC, this part was really fun and we cracked jokes and all.
7. Was asked to ask a question, and I asked about their top competitors.
Funniest part was, I was interviewed immediately after a friend we studied at the same department, finished with the same grade, from the same state but different local government.
I pray to God for grace oooo.......I will quote this post to give thanks on receiving my APL with my fellow local men and women very soon!. God's grace!
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Gbriels:
Wow .....I must say kudos to local men and women for keeping this thread going.....
@bobowaja
@mathology5431
@chasteGuy
@souljar
@beeam
@larride....the AB theorist, perhaps d dude that handled the access bank tfare later moved to nnpc and brought his idea.....my wonder is how u swiftly decode it
@local woman
@all
Sign
Coordinator
AOLMAW

We are here, we are watching and we are trying our best to keep local people safe.

500!!!!!!!! My local people we made it
To all my ever sagacious local men and women, it will be apt to state the fact that our drive for peace and humour on this thread has thereby taken us thus far, without losing a single soul to the Aliens. Imagine this thread with the absence of my fellow local people..Nna...plenty people for here for don get BP. It is thereby pertinent to celebrate everyone one of us here....However, I am much aware of the different theories and conspiracies, above all...we all have a reason to smile and laugh.
Zobo is hereby declared free for all card carrying member of the Association.
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

EmmyteeTosin:
I know a guy from ibadan with the same time too.. Yet to receive alert.

Ehhheeeeennnnn........

Ibadan, 5th 1:30pm.....No Alert!

AmMee:
About the relationship between alert and APL; here's my take:

1: It is said that during the 2011/2012 recruitment both the successful and the unsuccessful were paid the dreaded TP; and the amount paid during that time was much better than what is being paid now.
*what comes to mind*
>is nnpc trying to cut cost because of the price of oil?
>or is it just due to the economic downtime?

2: Now times have changed. Why will a company be too eager to pay successful applicant when is it trying to cut cost? Illogical right?

3: However whether we like it or not the only logical explanation to this is that they are trying to quickly settle or compensate unsuccessful applicant (Please note: I'm only thinking out loud, not in affirmation. thank you.)

4: Finally everybody who put down their account number will most likely be paid but the mode at which they are doing it, is suspicious.

Finally, please this is simply me thinking. Attacking me is irrelevant to me.

At last, one of the Ghost viewers has been able to deduce from all the theories being postulated since.
I give it to you man! You're on track

stevie55:
The kind weirdos wey enter dis thread today no be child's play.
Things are no longer at ease.

Dear Lagos people, was there a break out in Yaba Left today?

You sef notice abi
Ah just dey reason say na only me notice the new wave!

Next week will determine a lot.
Until then, have fun...don't get too frustrated with people's opinion, don't take things personal with anyone, don't drink too much zobo and don't eat too much sauces. Life is too beautiful to be sad or frustrated due to some people's sarcasm. ....enjoy yourself on this thread as we all await our APL.
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

PHEMIEY:


Well, 5th was basically for people from Lagos and Oyo. You know nah

You sef observe that thing

PHEMIEY:



This zobo is siababe's right.
Wetin local woman go sip if you give him one bucket zobo?

Local men Association get zobo industry na...e be like say u no be member sef

106 Guests.... I give up on counting

Proffessorr:


You wey never receive alert sef need the safety measures/shock absorber o

laugh wan kill me for here ooo oooo.
Brother, na everybody need safety measure/shock absorber for this kind hour and stage........

Guest number don enter 92 .....
I can see 500 pages by tomorrow evening.....
Signed
Zonal secretary, local men committee for NNPC

Abeg ooo....if that picture is real ehen........we gats drop safety measures for here ooo......coz people fit get HBP ooo....please check on ur friends wey don receive alert, talk to them from time to time.
God's grace with us all.
Safety officers wey dey this thread!!!

joobseekar:


Then you're on your own o.... Hahahahahahahahaha

Lol exactly, everyone is on their own.....
Some people don get alert, some people never get.....we all v something in common, APL.
:::las las we go jam for tower and ah go buy you one bucket of zobo:::

joobseekar:
Now that it has been confirmed that both mosgoon and Oga Jarus had their interview on 5th, what if later, one of them get paid for Tfare, while the other didn't get, what will happen to all the theories?

You too like question jare!, what if you sef get alert and ah no get nko

Saimeritus:

You will receive alert tomorrow.

Anytime this guy talk something, e dey always happen......

I rep 5th of July ooo.....
Why do I feel like there's something special about people like us wey do for 5th...... .....
Abeg who get charger, the comments wey ah dey read here don weak my phone

Ahhhaaa, people plenty today ooo....where that zobo lady, she go sell wella today sha......Alert flowing in the air

Sleyanya1:


Chilllllllllld one!

Finally I think I deserve a Local man identity card.

Cc: @Mathology, Zonal Secretary.

No Worries at all, based on Phil4:6.

Amidst all the brouhaha caused by Aliens and Guest turned commentators.....
, I hereby declare you a card carrying member of the Local men Association......
@Chasteguy abeg document his name, na one of the few members wey we don give membership scholarship.....
Nobody should comman quote me oooo.......
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Enireqx20:
It's the dream theory today!

Enireqx20:



Just take it easy. Don't look skinny and malnourished before you receive your APL

Awwwnnnn see care n love o...am sure we will meet at the tower n you'll take care of me well enough.

Tjayelbee:


This is true, I had wanted to reply your earlier post and add a few things some days back but was a tad too busy.

I was at the Commission (FCC) yesterday, for a different thing anyway. But it seems there's open communication and they are expecting correspondence within the week. They were busy collating results through last week at the Towers (it used to be summation of CBT and Interview scores).

August is sacrosanct, resumption in September. It appears there's a stern directive to deliver a very transparent process (the DPR recruitment 'issues' affected the tenure extension of the Dir., so you can deduce..)

I strongly believe a lot of people will be employed, merit-based. The numbers on here are (plus or minus) what they've been saying they'll employ.

I wish us all the best, it's an interesting contest.

Cheers!

True talk,
@chasteguy, we need to give this guy automatic membership.
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Enireqx20:



Na wa o.... So you dreamt about APL? This is serious o!

Lol na ur dream niii......upon all the theories and propaganda, why person no go dream on APL. Try reading nairaland before u close ur eyes at night to sleep.....you will see the miracle!