My local people, let's push this to 900 together!
All the ABT apologists and 1% proponents.....which we dragged ourselves for almost 300pages untop....naso everything just enter water like that.......nawa ooooo.... ......

I love what I am seeing, local man will finally be paid, it's a good life all along, I think APL is in sight.....e dey smell like the Amala n Ewedu with Saki wey dey my front!
5th GT mk dem start sharp sharp!

Finally we made it to September without T-fare.... .....oh lord this is my prayer:
[center][/center]Our father who art in heaven, I look unto you alone, I have no sauce, I have no connect, No presidential list, No theory or T-fare payment. I need you to locate me and place me at NNPC towers. I believe I will definitely come back to make reference to my prayer to you, Oh lord![center][/center]
[left][/left]Amen!
This is a race to finish!

femokleen:
As my village people don seize my data, I no fit check the thread for some days.
Thank God dem don share WiFi give me. Lol

To begin with, e pain me wen I been read thru the several 10 - 15 pages I missed...
I discovered several pissing comments from different monikers who couldn't decipher the disparity btwn "candid advice" & "hating".
Common sense is not common sha

Chai, I had to jot down the monikers of "asslickers" ni sha and compare with the number of likes each of their individual posts get. I discovered most of them were giving their ardent support in silence by dashing "likes" to quotes and replies of their team leads. Lol.
Awon strong background voices.

I pray understanding falls on them so they'd realise the need to correct any fellow who 'isn't modest' when trying to pass a meaningful/helpful information/contribution.
Pikin wey no learn for domot go learn for outside.

Kudos to my local people who deemed it fit against all odds to give out the appropriate advice/correction. (I take God beg you, correct without using vague words).
Iba eyin Agbagba firiyoyo.

As September don land and Jarus' sure source tok say latest Sept', I dey extremely hopeful pa (owing to his horizontal reliability and authenticity). If NNPC does otherwise, no spite... Change is constant!

Congratulations in advance my local people, may Apl fall on you and may we meet at the towers.

Before I submit,
Jarus, Xfire, Beeam, Chasteguy, Teaser4, Number5, Danxplore, Benflash, Gbriels, Gbyms, Geniusola, Bobiwaja(sorry Bobowaja), Emmyteetosin, stevie55, freshshavedballs, souljar, enireqx20, Ladyjane5657, tejiri4, petertimilehin(read backward, I no get appetite), sleyanya1, Dbowline, Scobyy2007, Dapper007, Yungmin, Enrypech, Mrgifted...
Y'all sighted.

Don't forget the hash tag,
#EveryoneWillBePaid

Happy new month
Femokleen!

And you decided not to include my name abi! And you think we will give you Local Man membership certificate........ no problem!

Graced01:
July 5th
EH
Lagos CBT
9am
Payments; Yesterday
Just NNPC Payment, no Farouk/King/etc

Who else received?

This one shock me ooo.....please if you're from 5th n v been paid click like ooo.....

ChasteGhuy:
yahoo boy don use the guy boxers

Lol.....the boxers self no fit bring naira na kobo!

Chibusoil:
Lol. Una too worry. When APL makes us finally meet. U do whateva.

You're still here ba!

Sempumping:


You mean I like to fight ? I only asked a question na


I told you all about %merit bah ...... Everyone uld be shocked at the amount of deserving local men and women that would be successful .

That's the only exciting thing about this process

Why do I feel so positive, believing you!....let's hope n pray for the best then!

Sempumping:

But what is Mck doing here again..oh Lawd

.
abeg no talk again oooo.....just continue dey your dey, we no want anoda E-war.........it's unhealthy for our present state of mind

This one that LadyHeaven is quoting LadyJane....
What an interesting way to end my day! Drama is about to unfold!
Watch out!

Nawa ooo...the argument now na how many people apply for NNPC.
From no sauce, people that pressed Apply button and started application are up to 25.5million but not all 25.5million pressed the submit button.
So how many X clicked submit button?
How many X were shortlisted for CBT?

Find X in the equation above?

But wait ooo....na only 11th do interview nii ahhhaaaa...5th set need money na!

Gbyms:
Yeah. I received a handshake. In fact I received offers there and then by one person who wants to be my coach after assuring me I have gotten the offer. The chairman took my number, added me to his WhatsApp. Texted me immediately to make sure I didn’t give him a wrong number. I was surprised in the evening he called me out for Dinner at His. I met his daughter and now we happen to be friends. Somehow she’s privy to legit information but I don’t leak. After a short while, I woke up because it was time for my interview.

Lol your own matter don pass dreamer!!!!

Gbriels:
@local man jarus.....
I missed checking something oooo...
And I wantu to check pls
That "next week" way u be talk since....abeg e never reach?
.....@beeam,souljar, chasteguy, teaser4, bobowaja, mathology, benflash,Steve55, Number5, Jiang,larride, enrypech, olasunky, adeebiwa09, RealisticJ, and rest local men......I hail ooo

My guy! We full ground for here oo........am suspecting this week to come with loads of shocking revelation.... The end of this whole trip is near! ...... Na God's grace remain so ooo!

Saimeritus:
From a very reliable source, the List was signed yesterday and APL may drop next week. I have a friend that don't pass the CBT but had his interview on Wednesday this week. He wasn't asked any question, he just did documentation cause he's coming in through the Vice presidential list. May God help Us All. Insha Allah, we will get there.

And where have you been since.......Have you guys forgotten this Saimeritus! The first sauce to give us the exact amount of TF payment.......
I really somehow believe you bro!

So the mighty yaf fallen to the sword of Alert!!!!
I rep 5th, dem still never pay us ooo....abeg in as much as we dey reason not to collect alert before, it seems this alert thing has nothing to do with APL, hence, please I need this alert ooooo......5th alert loading.....
...........
@chaste @bobowaja @teaser @beam.... una don gbagaun!!!!
@mosgoon, na we b the last man standing o

vikoli1:


Each time you guys come up with this "plenty guys wey I sabi" answers to issues here, it makes me wonder if you went there with your village people. BTW, do you now make it a point of duty to be asking the "plenty people wey you sabi" if they've gotten alert? Take am easy na. I mean!

you sef don join plenty people katigory!

roddick995:

when did you conclude nysc . noticed persons who concluded service march 2019 weren't getting Tf from anywhere. not confirmed

Ahhhaaaa this is not sweet at all Mr Roddi, don't always conclude..
plenty people wey finish NYSC for march 2019 wey ah sabi and NNPC don knack dem alert!!!!

mathology5431:
Please if you're part of the 5TH empire!!! The dynasty of the Non-Alertees ...
...oya click like!!!!
After clicking like.....gather here for Selfie!!
After that,
If you're not a Member of the Local Men Association...... Drop your name, signature and passport!!!!!

The 5th committee for NNPC

Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

Wooow 27likes, from my fellow local men repping 5th......the last men standing

Please if you're part of the 5TH empire!!! The dynasty of the Non-Alertees ...
...oya click like!!!!
After clicking like.....gather here for Selfie!!
After that,
If you're not a Member of the Local Men Association...... Drop your name, signature and passport!!!!!

The 5th committee for NNPC

Zonal secretary, Local men committee for NNPC

larride:


You do not set the rules of engagement on this thread.

This place is not NNPC official handle or website. Everything being shared here is third party information which is open to a lot of distortion.

Lastly, common sense should tell you this is not your church WhatsApp group or your work place WhatsApp group where everyone fake “maturity”. Silence doesn’t equate maturity neither do cracking jokes makes you less matured.

If you don’t like what a Nairalander post, the best thing to do is ignore n move on.That’s what matured people do, they don’t start whining like a lady on her period.

That last night though! Alluf u way dey always whine for this group....we are waiting for you on the judgement day!

Enrypech:


Where does Industrial Chemistry fall, texhnical too?

779!
Industrial chemistry falls under errrmmm texhnical but not technical........don't quote me, am just trying to help!

BenFlash:


Lol, see interrogation oo. Sorry, I tried to help. Lemme keep my mouth shut.

Should I tell him the truth?

ChasteGhuy:


Seni-technical

Art/humanities self na Semi-Techinical........dey don carry Technical Theory enter wetin man no go see, in pursuit of dream job!

Enrypech:




Okayyy, na so I take turn scapegoat this night?

I did nur say anything oooo

larride:


You do not set the rules of engagement on this thread.

This place is not NNPC official handle or website. Everything being shared here is third party information which is open to a lot of distortion.

Lastly, common sense should tell you this is not your church WhatsApp group or your work place WhatsApp group where everyone fake “maturity”. Silence doesn’t equate maturity neither do cracking jokes makes you less matured.

If you don’t like what a Nairalander post, the best thing to do is ignore n move on.That’s what matured people do, they don’t start whining like a lady on her period.

oga @larride u get time ooo.....just free am

Enrypech:


Where does Industrial Chemistry fall, texhnical too?

lol
Am looking for that scapegoat that will ask "where does quantity and surveyor falls, technical too?

Someone got alerted 20k yesterday on my WhatsApp group though. 3rd of July - Interview.....
Seems they are coming for 5th soon!
Abeg my fellow 5th people gather here for Selfie, the last team standing

Happy Sunday y'all
Signed
Zonal secretary, Local man committee for NNPC

Gbriels:
Why Local man go disappeared with our minute book na ...?
Hope u r back for good...? Cos we have to stick around here as the moment is just upon us....

Yes oooo......I have been busy with the affairs of the association, trying to distinguish between fake members and real members!. It has been brought to my notice that new influx of fake people have invaded this thread. The Association is working rigorously to ensure strict adherence to the rules and regulation of the thread and we are working on exposing those people with fake sauce and burnt sauces. The register will soon be ready for submission to NNPC for membership approval.
Signed
Zonal secretary, local men committee for NNPC

Ebenaba:

First shave your balls, they have become hairy from lack of breathing space while checking out the models
After then we'll talk

What is Ebaeleba saying now! How does shaving of b***s match person wey wan buy Peugeot 504......

Mozartlibra:



I was interviewed on the 10th of July, got my TFare on the 12th of July (Just about 2 days interval!) - EH, CBT (Rivers). The whole stuff is shrouded in mystery, I must say.

wooow this is a whole new Anguu.....abeg make una dissect this new anguu and let's come up with a New Theory!

Adeebiwa09:


I dey see u, larride, kevlala, mathology, Sempumping, Jiang, xfire, Jarus, Beeam, cocococo, bobowaja and all other local men and women work for here keep it up. Me dey with my Eni dey prepare our vitals for medicals

....no forget do pregnancy test for Eni o