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swiftycool: She's FAT I tot Aboki chicks r supposed to b slim

me i tot aboki chiks are suppose to wear ninja

walexy14: . Are Tithe is 6.4M

dats if her elderly relatns(who are already in town)wil consent to such recklesnes

I dnt undastand,she said she was biten b4 she heard d snake how den did she know d numba of d baby snakes?is she sayin after d bite she stil had time 2 count d snakes?i tot d natural tin imediatly afta d bite is to run

"1st to coment,yeepee!!!dats all i can say"(by RANOSCKY). "1st to coment,wot a feat! i neva even read d post sef"(by DRAX). d above coments were made on the topic "FOOTBALL CLUB SIGNS-UP MESSI"S 2-WEEKS-OLD BABY"(by LAILA IKEJI).i canot post d link because am usin a fone.Now,i want to believ d essence of postin a coment is to pass a message(either jokinly or by being serious).yes,d view of d 1st 2 coment has d ability to atract atentn,infact some threads tends to b deviated by d view of d 1s comentator,bt wat i dnt undastand is d reason for d kind of coments above.DRAX,though ended as d 3rd to post,am sure didnt even care to read d topic talkmore of readin d post posted just to get d irrelevant title of "d 1st 2 coment".And to tink dat dis trend seems to b increasin is realy suprising.infact,even some respectd members seem to b joinin d bandwagon.like "how does it afect d price of garri",i tink modrators should look into dis.bt,4d benefit of doubt,WHAT IS THE RATIONAL BEHIND THIS?

maryjames9: Guy, just pray u dnt fall into enemy's trap. Nobody wil teach you that there are people called "Aye" Go to ur village and misyarn or misdo. Kai. I am not making evil powers luk so powerful but just thank ur stars that u neva know or experience "ija aye" i.e fight of the people of d world

.prejudice is wat make ppl see wat dey want 2c n ignore wat dey dnt want.let me tel u how my opened-mind hav proven dat most "mystries" are just brainwork/psycotic disorder:it was alledg,in a frnds village,dat who ever goes out btw 1-3 a.m. wil c a "headless mother",out of curiosity i visited d vilage n went out 4x(2x per nite) witout seein any "headles mother".somtime last decemba,their was a ring dat was allegd can paralyz or kill anybody/animal dat is slapd wit,1st i gave my dog out notin happend,dey said dey 4got it only works on human,infact i even agreed to b slapd.al dis "supernatural" are caused by LONG TIME MYTHS & LEGEND, PREJUDICE,BRAINWORK etc.(1)open ur mind(2)test dem wit d opend-mind,or see dem wit an opend mind

50calibre: Stop talking non-sense young man! The developed world haven't abandoned christianity or islam, religion is still an integral part of the constitution of various developed nations.

For the fact science and technology has come a long way doesnt mean you should be stupid or too blind to see the obvious, because even if you dont believe in the supernatural, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. There is mysticism, metaphysics, theology etc and all these are recognized.

"all diz are recognized" by who?"al dis are recognized" n we hav a growin numba of atheist in dis climes?"al dis are recognized" n their govt keep givin greater atentn to science(meteorologist,seismologist,cosmologist etc)instead of waitin 4 prophesies frm profets.u talked abt metaphysical,it wil do u alot of good if u make further research on wat Aristotle/scientist refer to as d "metaphysical".metaphysical,acodin 2 aristotle,is "beyond d scope of natural science" n its nt "spirit" like u insinuatin

@op,dis news/view sounds like d view/wish of most muslims here in d north.one tin is sure,mr op is a muslim.shikena

سحيميظل: I congratulate these pionners!
I just hopes say the pay make sense!?
Even though they are paid, say 150k, it is still very small compaired to the stress of driving a truck across country for days.
But on the up side,
They will have more than enough time to do other things.

guy,dis ur username....reserv my coment b4 u hug me wit ur b**b

Loveaflame: Some people can be so strange when it comes to real issues.Put the church aside,Africans believe in the supernatural.That is for real.We were and still many are idol worhippers by nature.You can't deny the facts that people still worship these gods or goddesses today.Except you are living on another planet.How do you explain ritual killings for money?Even in the developed world a lot of mysterious things go on there also.If you don't believe in the supernatural,then do this,go to your father's village and destroy their village shrine secretly and wait for the repercussion.Evil spirits are real.I have seen them many times.We should stop deceiving ourselves with the socalled Western Education we have been brainwashed with.No fear of God again in the nation.No wonder someone said we should let our leaders swear with Ogun(god of iron) or Sango(god of thunder),than with Bible or Quran.They will sit tight because they fear those ones than God.

am certain dis is in respons 2my coment.broe,d more u coment d more u sound dimwited.i know a lot of ppl who hav destroyd their village "idol" n go scot free.if anytin tragic had coinsidentaly happend 2 dem it would hav been atributd to d "idol",anoda case of brainwork n coincidence.notice i put quotatn mark on d idol because i dnt concor wit brainwashd africans who worship n die 4 importd/foreign religion bt refer 2 their's as "fetish" or "idol worshipin".d whiteman takes d "idol" to his mesuem n b makin money.mind u,d whiteman who introduced xtianity/islam 2u has long abandond dem because science/logic/superio aguement has opend his eyes to d fact dat ur xtianity/islam/supanatural are all deceptn n fallacy.pls get a life

My guy,goin by ur reasons 4d existence of d supanatural u implyin dat dey only exist witin poor climes but nt in d developd contries.i wil advice u to go n study d various kinds of MENTAL DISORDERS expecialy psychotic disorder.their is NOTHING like supernatural,spiritual,revelatn(except in d metaphoric sence),just mere psycology or mentality.al dis tins ar hallucinatn conjured out of d figment of d imaginatn.bros open ur mind n undastand dat poverty is an infectn dat can asume difrent dimentns even ur "supernatural".LOL

@op,90% of d reasons u gave as evidence to prove d existence of d supanatural can simply b link to d economy of a givin con3:fustratn,singles,early death,siknes etc

Playin politics wit girlfrnd?u too cal his daughter n play pdp wit ha.abi?

efepro: 6million euro from naija alone? That's too much

4rm naija ke,4rm any single statn dat nid 2 broadcast.ie if ait,minaj and nta dats 18m euros 4rm naija.na wa o

"Mum,should i go and be begging men on the street to marry me?

Do you want me to pack my load and enter into the house of any of my male friends? Hace always told you that God's time is the best. If you are fed up with me in this house please tell me so that i can leave the house for you and dad.

These are the exact words my younger sister said yesterday when i visited my family house, though she is a working graduate, my parent have been piling pressure on her to bring a man for marriage

my sister 31, has never liked the idea of renting a personal accommodation, she prefer the idea of moving' from her father's house to her husbands house'.

i really don't understand why my parent don't want to appreciate the fact that,unlike men,women have limited say concerning the timing of their marriage,as far as my parent are concerned "she is due".

i understand their are many ladies out there undergoing the same challenge.

what i don't understand is "why d pressure"?

i need more advice to giev to my sister pls.

pDude: Some years ago after NYSC, I started job hunting. My pastor was a big boy in one of the international banks which has its branches in Nigeria.

One Sunday, he was prophesying that he sees many cars being parked outside. Me sef dey scatter 'amen' like mad man. Oh boy, if una see suffer wey my eye see after that time, una go fear.

I wonder till today how my own car never materialized to the parking lot outside the church.

Prophesy my anus

dude,y oblivious of d fact dat such "profecies" only encorages d donatn of mega tithe n ofrins.open ur eyes n u wil see dat dats d kind of "prophecy" dat is makin MOGs to hama now.o boy,am planin 2 launch my own company **use my hand to close my mouth quickly**sory,i wanted to say church

ajasa4link: I grew up in a church where we strictly adhere to prophecies and we are also told stories of how people disregard prophecies and get punished for it. Despite all this,when i was of age and started reading a lot of books both theist and atheist books,i began to have some doubts when i receive some prophecies and i try as much to distinguish between the truth and made-up prophecies. But last semester,when i was in school, my fellowship president read out a prophecy that someone within the fellowship has committed a murder i.e an abortion has been carried out and the lord has been been greatly vexed. We were all told to close our eyes and the pastor asked whoever d person is to come out... To my surprise,a girl cried out where she was,and i was marvelled that what she did in secrecy was revealed by d spirit of God to the pastor... Since then,i've then cast away all doubts and i have great respect for prophecies that are not laden with falsity

bros,just as sombody said earlier,"prophesy" is mere brain work.did u say school church?ofcours their are a lot of youths in such gadrin(wit large percentage of club girls),so d posibility of ladIES who comit abotn almost montly wil definatly b high at such congregatn.pls rememba ladies ar easily convinced wen it coms to religious matas.COMMON BRAIN WORK bro

Wat if we try JEGA?i mean Jonatan Ebele Gudluk Azikiwe. LOL!!!

cjotech: U studied civil engineering and u re complain'n of no job.
Can't u start ur own small construction coy since u said u ve being in constructn work ever since.
Or u don't ve passion for wot u read in d uni.
If u ve, turn the theoretical knowledge u gained from d uni and d practical knowledge u gained from construction work into a passion to build ur own coy!
Did I also heard u made 2.1!

see him mouth like "small constructn coy",na sand him go take start d "construct coy" abi na water?look at how evrybody is buzi encoragin d guy to b self employd witout any body sugestin hw to raise d take-off capital.except if u advice him to start by selin tomatos or mango(ie even @ a very smal scal).guy,just as som said,start frm a smal organisatn(even primary sch),frm there u can raise capital to start ur own or mov 2 a biga firm,shikena.allah ya temeke ka mitimina

ijawkid: And then what happened??

If you read that book of acts you would find out that the money accrued from the contributions of those christians were shared to the needy christians who had come from far and wide for the festival of pentecost......the apostles never used those monies to buy chariots and employ roman soldiers to protect them....they never used those contributions to live large while the remaining christians remained poor......

Infact the apostles had part time jobs ,that enabled them assist the poor amongst them......

u rite broe.if u take ur time n rid abt d church durin d apostls u wil undastand dat d essenc of contributn(ofrin) is 2 ensur economic equality among d blivas.so dat while som are amasin private jets odas wilnt b struglin wit comon tins like acomodatn

Todaynatoday: Who are we to judge a fellow human being?
If he has money and he decides to buy private jets with it, why should we be bothered?
If you feel he is not doing the will of the Almighty God, leave him for God to judge; he has a case with God and not with man.
Afterall the race to heaven is a personal one.

dis old deceptiv falacy "leave 4 God 2 judge".dis is d reason y our politicians kip lootin n goin free because "god wil judge".yet while their evil has sent so many good ppl to early grave al dis wiked policians(eg obj,ibb etc)are aprochin their 80s just because of our dimwited n sily liv-4-god-2-judge" dispositn

teeo: Why did Peter stop being a fisherman and became a fisherofmen.

and y didnt paul stop tent makin?even wit al his long distance misionary joney he refuse to b a "burden" on d church

obadiah777: STANDARDS ARE DEFINITELY DROPPING IN THAT COUNTRY. SO THESE ARE YOUR CELEBS ?

he he,guy how is niger republic treatin u?beta com naija 4 beta life jor

jude33084: I heard that they got their root from naija

Unconfirmed report

yea,ijebu ode,2b precise.dey just erased their tribal marks.confirmed report

jude33084: I heard that they got their root from naija

Unconfirmed report

yea,Ijebu ode,to b precice.just recently erased their tribal marks.confirmed report

My Vicky: I wonder what could have happened if the approximately 60 million Americans on the path of Hurricane Sandy were to be in the Nigerian situation? That is about 40% of the population of Nigeria gone since we depend so much on 'cutting the head after an head ache'! The response of the states in USA that anticipated Hurricane Sandy is commendable. The residents of the affected areas will forever be grateful to the states that put measures in place to combat the effect of the storm. How I wish we would have the same measures in place and take urgent actions to the flood victims in Nigeria instead of the empty promises and visits just for political jamboree and gaining of undeserved political advantage? It has been weeks now and the victims still groan daily! Nigeria needs a dramatic solution!!!



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knowin fuly wel dat we dnt bliv in emperical ways of doin tins,we would rada result to "prayers".just look at a con3 dat dnt bliv in prayer prayer prayer.SCIENCE IS WAT WE NEED,NOT PROFETS

CrazyMan: Its true...I just watched it on NTA 1pm news.

The man claimed he was with much less, but when a thorough search was conducted on him, they (the authorities) found out that he lied to them.

Funny story though.

o boy,u mean MTN...sory NTA showed d guy's facemen dat guy nids serious body guards hencefot because robas,kidnapas,419ners even police,custom,imigrate,sojas wil always b disturbin d guy.wat are u nt sayin,1.1 bil

Dis speaks volume of d growin eficacy of nairaland on d natn.PROUD 2B A NAIRALANDARALIANA.

Sincerely speakin,d word judgment day sounds relativly vague.WHAT IS JUDGEMENT DAY?

gzib: @Maverick, pls, don't go that far. There is a way that seems right to a man and at the end it leads to judgement.

dude r u atestin 2d fact dat paradise/heaven(i.e if their's anytin like dat)is 4d gulible?den i repeat it:if heaven is 4d brainwashd,gulibl,parochial minded may i swim in d hotest portn of HELL

ciphoenix: how did it get there

hw d condom got in2 d rice?sincerely i dnt know.it was my wife dat saw it wen she was abt boilin it

If heaven is 4 bigoted,brainwashd,dos who dnt questn iratnality n ilogical actns,den i enestly pray to spend my eternity in d hotest part of hell

O boy,i was already chewin d tin b4 i discova say na cokroch.i hate odinary maggi tochin my mouth,d day i saw a complete(undisolvd)maggi in my soup i almost vomit.CAN U IMAGIN CONDOM INSIDE RICE?!!! d day i saw it i was...