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4everGrand:
I'm an avid reader who prides himself with reading with my boloney-detector on, but after starting to read that ur book 48sth sth, I vowed never to touch it with a long spoon. Its got the hallmark of a Satan inspired book.

And to the Pastor who died, what ken I say, RIP

Different strokes for different folks

Jackossky:
Ummm am sorry
It's not 40 laws of power,it's 48 laws of power..

Lol...memorygraphical error. Thanks

This is a clear indication my brother in the Lord never came across the law which states "Never outshine your Master"..... (Law Culled from 48 laws of power) He would still be breathing by now had he observed the law.

R.I.P

Hmm... you smoke cow shit?

Vanillaskin:
This is much iBeg
Nothing sexy about an ass filled with sh!t
This cellulite filled ass can brake a toilet seat

haahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah..... You just devalued the ass. chai!

Hmm..... and OP ran In here to tell us about it.We have heard u

You no even wait make day break well before you start tempting the Vaseline crew.

Phone rings....
Jaywon picks up
Jaywon: Jaywon on the line,who am I speaking with?
Dino: O boy na me Melaye
Jaywon: How may I be of help to you and how did you get my num......(Dino interrupts)
Dino:Guy I get show for you
Jaywon: Ah, Baba o!!!!!!!....I dey hail o,how are your family sir? I hear say that woman for senate been wan try you for senate buh you sure an pepper. You show am say dem no dey chop Kogi people head.
Dino: Hahaha,abi?
Jaywon: Yes sir and Kogi people come dey show you one kind attitude. no mind them,dem no know the kind kindhearted man you be.



Mtcheeeeew!!!!

OP I no see your name for the list

Hmmmn.....Words of encouragement bah?

So I come Nairaland to play Sudoku?

PDP youth: Please sir(Dokpesi) return the stolen money traced to you because we cannot have a crime suspect to lead our party.
Dokpesi: Don't worry,I will return the money to clarify my name from the menace.
For him mind"sango thunder break all of una head. Return the money wey una give me abi?


Money wey him don chop finish abi which one? make I hear word abeg.

Yea,you are right old man. The change is manifesting but it's not bettering the life of the lots,rather it's the contrary.

Corporate begging

Taeewo:
Few hours to August 1st and am still seeing the south south and easterners here, when are they travelling as directed by their OGA AT THE TOP?

Taeewo - Emeka, how fa?

Emeka - Ahh Tayo, how fa na?

Taeewo - My name no be Tayo, i be Taiwo

Emeka - Anyhow jare

Taeewo - When you dey travel na, abi u don forget wetin una oga tell una (Ichorilulo)


Emeka - Travel ko, na their papa want feed me..

Guy stop smoking cow dung na

Confused set of people.... Mtcheew!

Mu2ni:
hope you have seen it

Yes sir

Op where the sensitive fan and the comment?

How time could fly,I had FUN back then!

Before the coming of the social media I would have been sleeping at this time.

ishowdotgmail:
Why u so pained?

Lol..... ok . Continue.

ishowdotgmail:
Reporting from the South West NANC Ibadan Branch, we present to you Mr Godwin Onwuneme Udu



IPOB and crimes are like

It's no longer funny abeg. Lame and childish act.

Hmmm

mhizAnnie:
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Professor for space booking

Hahahahaha....are u a comedienne?

I don't do trannies

Ambassadors of premarital sex Will now start flooding in to concur.

NCAN dey sleep?

Hmmm

The public row between the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, and his erstwhile ally and former chairman of the House Appropriation Committee, Abdulmumin Jibrin, has provided a glimpse into how lawmakers routinely make billions of naira by inserting fictitious projects into the national budget each year.Nigerians have been appalled at the scale of alleged fraud perpetrated in the National Assembly, as revealed by Mr. Jibrin.PREMIUM TIMES’ digital lead, Emmanuel Ogala, who covered the National Assembly for years, compiles some of the spilled secrets that summarily highlight the many ways crooked lawmakers steal from the nation’s commonwealth.Here are 11 steps to get rich quickly through the budget:
1. Get elected into the National Assembly –you can go to Senate or House of Representatives. It doesn’t really matter.
2.Be a good friend of the Speaker or SenatePresident, and the respective chairpersons of appropriation committees. That is the legislative committee that vets the budget.
3.Think up some flimsy projects – say, boreholes to provide water for your poor constituents. It is called constituency project.
4.Look for a government agency or ministrythat can smuggle that project into the budget for you and lobby the target Ministeror DG. Of course the respective committee chairman in the National Assembly must know.
5.Set up a company. Or get your spouse, brother, sister, or loyalist to register a company that can execute your chosen project.
6.Plead with the chairman of the Appropriation Committee to edit the budget and include your project under the agency or ministry that you lobbied. Because budget figures are usually large, this may seem like adding a cup of water to River Niger. If appropriation chairman refuses to play, lobby the Speaker or the Senate President.
7.Say ‘aye’ on the day the budget is put up for debate. (This step is not very critical. You can decide not to show up and it will bebundled with the entire budget and passed. Almost all of your colleagues are in it.)
8.After the Ministry of Finance has released funds, approach the head of the agency to award the contract for your project to the company in #5. Most heads may require their share upfront. You can’t trust anyone in this business!
9.The company gets cash deposit from ministry or agency. It is withdrawn and handed to you. You can share with anyone that helped the process, but you’ll sure retain the bulk of it.
10.Sink a borehole in your community with a very tiny fraction of the money and call national TVs to come cover the “commissioning of your constituency projects”.
11.Plan for next year.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/207610-how-nigerian-senators-reps-pad-national-budgets-and-make-billions.html