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Rorachy:
If the girls are ghetto trash then you too are, jobless fo0l like you, Cos the girls are not replying your pm, you think you have a say, who will reply a pm from a malnourished hand to mouth idiot like you, looking a hole to put his dirty dicckkk.

jaksmillioniar:
guy I agree am wrong here but am not a tribalist am a free peson even if I dont wished to marry ibo if God say yes den I will marry her

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

potbelly:
That's not me breh

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Thank God you have shown the whole world that you are a depressed fellow, insulting a girl that is earnestly looking for something, did she invite you to her thread, you people just love venting your frustrations on someone

INYOMA:
[s]Can u create a mosquito? I am beautiful and No one who meets me can deny it even if i'm not their spec.
I take exception in been referred to in that manner. Everyone can't be fugly like u naaw. Try and excercise believe besides, i owe u no more explanations. Receive sense[/s]

jaksmillioniar:
dey make me feel pains

INYOMA:
I am beautiful and moreover, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. I may or may not be in your eyes.

jaksmillioniar:
wen I hear ibo girl I run

Wiziman:
You took this far.. Just free her

DarkMagic:
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DarkMagic:
Nothing is wrong with it...Like my friend..he will pay half while the gal will pay half

SlayQueenSlayer:
Why are you trolling me?

Mayor1996:
21

SlayQueenSlayer:
You wan talk say you no get your own maga?

feelgoodInc:
I've seen youth corpers date Keke drivers so what are you guys saying, you mean to tell me Keke drivers are that low level?

you guys need to think again.
how much is Keke? how much do they make a day?