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adegunwa4real:
Hmmmm....blinded huh? This world sha...imagine a blind, deaf and dumb person saying someone else is blind! Tufia!...for the record tho...I was taught by my bishop and my spiritual father, my mentor, my inspiration, the same oyedepo you derive so much pleasure in criticizing that I shouldlearn to invest my TIME and not spend it, dear...exchanging E-words with You is a waste of my time since you're so empty and have no wisdom! If you like...run mad or better still go commit suicide because you're perfect than daddy Oyedepo, no one will notice you, you're just a tiny mosquito in the midst of millions....even Jesus was hated and his crucification was birthed from hatred and envy....and like the blessed Bishop will always say, Every genuine child of God is redeem to be envied and not pitied....I understand your frustrations bro! Poverty stricken minds tend to vent their anger on successful people! *sit down dia dey judge someone who is going about his buusiness instead of you to lock yourself inside your cage for 3days, if them give you food refuse am(that is if u even get person wey go give u o) and think of how to better your life and trade with the talent that God has given you (tho I doubt if you wait collect one when u wia created) instead of coming to NL and seeing who will go to hell and who will go to heaven....like say you go even go heaven self if trumpet sound today! Shiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooo....yeye de smell!

Lemme help you here. I commend your effort to have typed this long sermon all because of someone who is equal as you in the presence of God.

First, I wasn't taught by just a man, I was taught by God through Jesus Christ. He left a mighty book for me called the Bible.
I don't know what is it with all these useless Titles of today. Did Jesus or any of his disciples gave themselves any title? They were humble preachers. Instead of living large, they help the needy. They hardly rest. All they do is help those physically and spiritually poor. They take no glory for themselves nor boast of any riches.

Second, I'm not sure if you really do use that Bible you carry up and down. I'm not even sure if your bishop abi na Papa as unar dey call am ever read Matthew 23:9 "moreover, do not call ANYONE your father on earth, for one is your father, the heavenly" if your daddy has seen and understood this verse, I wonder why he still allow you his children call him papa.

The Bible is meant for us to read and understand with the help of the holy spirit of God. 2Timothy 3:16&17 will tell you more about what the Bible is meant for.

Jesus was angry and he flogged people because they were buying and selling in his father's temple. Are people buying and selling in your church ground? These are things you need to check and help yourself. I know a yahoo boy in my area that his house is being used for winners house fellowship. Haaaaaba. I can go on and on and on.

We aren't enemies, we are brothers but the truth is hard to accept after plenty years of lies.

adegunwa4real:
You sure don't have anything to do with me na...abi what has light got to do with darkness? ....just beware when ure in a rush to display foolishness on social networks....it shows how valueless you'd be in person! A man is well defined by his words....and don't quote unnecessary verser of the bible when you don't even know the explanation! NB: biko...with all thine gettings, try to get understanding....understanding and wisdom is priceless...and you seriously need em, else your terribly worthless as you are right now! (A candid advice from a brother) God bless you

I can't laugh enough. who's light, who is darkness? may God help you from the grip of the devil's advocates. you've been so blinded.

jigabanty:
*so surprised*
Where on earth are you from? OMG! seriously, did you mean what you typed? even I'm not sure Jehovah witness have such shallow mentality

Hmmm!!! Sorry sir. I just quoted the Bible and just because it doesn't support your pastors self developed festival, u decided to display your maturity here.

Go, read the scriptures quoted. Then come back.

adegunwa4real:
Lol....Logical christians! Always interpreting the bible to suite themselves....I guess you only read Heb 7;26 without reading Heb 8;1..."The people perish indeed for lack of knowledge and understanding" next time sir, don't try to interprete the Bible with your canal knowledge....the things of the Lord are too high for you to comprehend!

You can't even quote the name, chapter and verse of the Bible correctly, I have nothing to say to you.

NoContract:
Jehovah's witnesses again?

(Ok, I hastily wrote this to seize space. Herein lies my opinions)

First, I was born and raised a JW. Preached from door to door. Had enough of that charade. I fap. Ironically, this started as an evolutionary (for the lack of a better word) response to the strongly held belief of 'Thou shall not fornicate'. At least there was no 'Thou shall not fap'.

To all those 'Your body is a sacred temple' gang, I'll talk about that later.

2condly, to honestly understand how fapping and sexuality in general works (for the quick-to-judge ignorant bigots, y̶e̶a̶h̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶a̶p̶o̶l̶o̶g̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶) you need an introductory knowledge of Sexuality science. You need to understand that by 14 to 17 every living human, both male and female go through that awkward most non-understadable phrase after puberty. You goats need to understand that everybody is instictively 'wired' differently.

Ask yourself if you've ever had a sexually questioning discourse with a boy or girl under 18? No, I take it, religion has clouded your reasoning.

You goats need to understand that no matter what, someone who IS NOT INSTICTIVELY wired to be aroused by a member of the same sex, will NEVER get a hard-on looking at a member of the same sex.

Let me reiterate, YOU CAN'T, AND WILL NEVER be sexually stimulated by a member of the same sex, if you don't already have underlying feelings regarding it. You can never force a dude to fucc.k a cat, no-fuckin-matter-what, if he doesn't already have feelings of beastiality, and especially with small (feline) animals.

I'm always appalled to the fact that most people think being gay is some sort of a fad. Who wants a fad with 14years (+ all the scorn involved) hanging on their neck.

Are you people really this delusional? GOD!

Back to the topic. Thirdly, regarding the connection between vaseline and homosexuality (I literally laughed while typing that) here is what happens, for the too-holy-hypocritical-religious-delusioned-pigs, you conjure an image in your brain, any image, but ultimately, the brain has a way of making you CHOOSE ONLY THE ONE THAT IS SEXUALLY GRATIFYING, THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THE0 POWER TO MAKE PLEASING YOURSELF ENJOYABLE.

Your brain will never conjure what you don't like. Your brain will, for example, never conjure a mad man, or a mad woman, or a horse (well, unless YOU'RE ATTRACTED SEXUALLY to a horse) or a porcupine.

In essence, your brain acts as a personal entity, a very close friend who feeds you with the ONLY thing that can make your fapping trippy. If you're not gay, a male picture will never pop up.

I guess I'm bogging you with too much knowledge, you folks prefer to wallow in your Paradise/Inheriting the Earth delusion. In english, you people don't read with discernment (right back at ya!)

In secondary school, me and my band of friends fapped (privately) like the devil was goin' to wake up. Nothin' happened. We eventually 'graduated' to boning girls till they bled. Hahah.

All these happened after I was exposed to the hypocrisy of the Jehovas' Witness doctrine, and religion in general.

I challenge every witness on this thread, battle it out with me. Let's create a thread, mods throw it on front page and let me expose your bullshitry to the world, you hypocritical bigots.

The article itself is outdated; JWs have a knack for re-editing 'failed falacies' and all that in their new pubs.

All said, I can now sip my tea in peace, and enjoy the freedom that my non-religion and soul searching has giving me.

You delusional goats can go ahead and bash homosexuality in the spirit of religion and 'vaseline'.

I can understand why ure no more a JW. the article didn't say self service will lead to homosexuality, but it can lead to it.

BreezyRita:
Ok. This is a hotly debated issue....
I'm sure the guys will bash me.

There seems to a growing trend.... Guys saying their women are to pregnant before proposal or any marriage rite. I condemned a guy's stance on this and thought I'd be supported. But I was surprised. Even women took sides with the guy! It was shocking!

And guys, what's the reason behind this assertion??

So what do you think??
Should a lady get pregnant before she gets proposed to or should she walk out of the relationship??

this world's conscience is dead. God hates fornication and adultery. sex before marriage is a sin. not to talk of getting pregnant before marriage. people don't see this as a serious sin. its solo sad.

I wonder why these people still talk about Shiloh. God left Shilo a long time ago. That place is of no significant to true christians. 1 Samuel 4:2-11. Once the Ark of Covenant was removed from Shiloh, Jehovah left Shiloh where the Israelites used to camp every year.

Heaven on earth? Who can explain that? What if I told you that heaven as used in the Bible also means Governmental authorities! Gbam!!!! I have proofs oooo, right there in the Bible. The Bible says "Jesus was raised above the heavens" that heaven there doesn't mean the heaven where God resides, does it? Hebrew 7:26, meaning Jesus was raised far above every government, authority, power and lordship. Eph 1:19-21

OK. lemme scatter everything for this OP. simple English oooo. that prefix "anti" means what? it simply means "against" Antichrist means what? those who are against Jesus and his followers.
so tell us, which antijesu we dey wait for again? those that killed Jesus, what are they? those that opposed his teachings and course on earth, what are they? those against Jesus' disciples today, what are they? I guess you'll say they are friends of Jesus and not Antichrist. the Antichrist has always been even before the birth of Christ.

stop saying what you don't know. Nigerians now believe their pastors so much that they don't even or can't even think on their own.

the number 7 in the Bible simplifies perfection. gen 1:3,-2:3, psalms 12:6, proverbs 30:5,6. 2kings 5:10,14.
therefore 6 is short of 7 its symbolizes imperfection. and for it to be repeated three times it shows how intensely imperfect it is. and if you didn't forget, the Bible said that the number is a human number Revelation 13:18. that place said "let the one who has insight calculate the number of the wild beast" this means that this is of human entity and it manifest some human traits. 666 is an intense imperfection.. Roman 3:23 said we all have sinned and fall short (we are 6, not 7) of the glory of God(perfection) 666 is a mark of sin and imperfection.

beautiful. but wait till you see mine

Tweetums:
So Nigeria is now their dumping ground for chinko phones because of cheap things we like to buy abi?

You call em chinko abi? Which one unar dey manufacture for Nigeria?

99% of celebrity marriages will fail.

Glo BIS is not stable on this Infinix phone. And I heard its just a half in half chance changing the IMEI. Help biko

The world is a LIE, but from these pictures, what pushed that girl up on the stage is TRUE.

lulu69:
What do you guys make of this?

Hmmmm. Religion and Political affiliation. John (Revelation) had seen this in a vision. Babylon the great and the Harlot. The outcome will be disastrous.

Phenom abi? I like his flows but 99% of what he's saying....I no know. English is a world central language. With this, Vector will sell anywhere they speak English in the world. I also do feel his word play. Intelligent Rapper, African JayZ

The question is, if it happens, what would you do?

If my father do that to my wife, I'm gonna disown him.

We are in serious argument here. What would you do?

If they don't have a concrete reason, I will disown them and detest them for life

The bike I was on this morning almost hit a man who walked into the road without looking. The bike man horned shaa ooo.

Congrats our dearest Dumebi.

Buy why are all these celebrities always giving birth outside naija? Just asking though.

Its just the simplest way of telling you to hit the road. They accumulate soo many male friends but when they've found a serious guy (obviously on fb and her friends list), they cut all dem other guys out.

Lesbianest -lets be honest.

Jooor is please in an anger or semi anger too.

Lemme jooor - leave me please.

Impossicant - it is impossible and can't happen.

egbedore:
My wife just told me now that she has a boyfriend that sleeps with her and that there is nothing ℓ̊ am going to do.

ℓ̊ had earlier suspected she is sleeping with her doctor and one of the parent in her sch. She confirmed to me tonight that she os cheating cos cheating is fun!

What do ℓ̊ do

Now before Ɣøû comment,let me give Ɣøû a little background to our issues. ℓ̊ was involved with other ladies at some point in our marriage,of which she knew and ℓ̊ confessed to her. ℓ̊ don't do that anymore but she said she want to cheat so that ℓ̊ can feel what it feels to be cheated upon. Now she is sleeping around and tell it to my face that she is cheating and will continue without hiding it and there is nothing ℓ̊ can do!

Nlanders what do ℓ̊ do?

Judging: You messed up to have cheated on your wife, you should be shot twice in your legs and castrated. You're not a man but a big fool. No real man cheats on his wife.

Now you confessed and you've changed, ok!

To your wife: I feel she's just acting up to hurt you. Its hard for a woman (wife) to own up for cheating to her husband's face. Continue treating her right and try make it up to her for your stupidity.

But, there a very tiny chance she's really cheating on you, cos we still have some very crazy women out there. If that's the case, YOU ARE SO ON YOUR OWN.

Fxwarrior:
Sane and responsible indeed!
Do you know what happens behind closed doors?
Is it because genny is good in covering her acts while Tiwa doesn't give a damn!

Hmmm, I didn't mention any name. But you own your opinion.

One is sane and responsible, the other is insane and irresponsible. I don't need to name names.

homesteady:
Like seriously Mr Musicologist? are you kidding me?
Geoffrey goes off? through out the show, Geoffrey was the only person who didn't have an noticeable vocal issue!
Do you know what it means for Uncle Ben to call you a vocal olympiad?
Musicologist ko dramalogist ni!

Until you wake up and see that the show is all set-up. When is the show filmed, when is it edited and aired, when are the votes counted? Why will the judges put all contestants on probation? Dyu know that if my voice is the least in the academy but my Dad is a millionaire, he could just put in N10m aside for voting for me and I Will win. The wild-card girl's father said the contributed 60k to vote for her during the show.
Project fame is fun but fake. In their personal songs its Ugo and that lady that sang "I go dey waka" that can sell in Nigeria.

Look at the winners in the previous seasons, are they singing the kinds of songs they sang that made you vote for them?

That mister ugboewi called him a vocal whatever is just a mirage. Bantu will never say that. Christian is even better.

August17:
Musicologist indeed... I can't just start arguement with you.... Just go and learn... More.

Judging from his voice texture, I can even conclude that that personal composition was ready made for Geoffrey. The others sounded so like the contestants'

She's been making millions from a free blog. If she can afford a customized tear rubber range rover sport, why haven't she got herself a website? Smh. Oshofree things.

August17:
maybe you were one of the judges... You know nothing about singing..

Yes sire. I'm a musicologist. Only if you've ever heard of that not to talk of knowing what it means and what it takes to be a Musicologist.

I sure don't need to exchange words with you.

Stunt isn't what I'm mad about. Its the ease at which she goes naked. Which sensible man will allow his wife expose her body like that? I wonder how she feels when she sits in the church.

I don't want to say more.

August17: You don't have a good voice and you don't know one when you hear one. D deaf could hear Geof's voice...

Sorry. I can't comprehend with what ure saying. Geoffrey performs well but he sings off key. Those that knows music will know this. Mind you, singing off key and singing flat aint the same.

As Nokia no gree produce 3310 now nko? We know see bird for market again.