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Politics › Re: Cecilia Ibru Turns Evangelist, Relocates To Her Village by Maximus85(m): 12:15am On May 29, 2013
Tadon200: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/21839/53/cecilia-ibru-relocates-to-her-village.html
Watch out for Oceanic Penticostal Mission
Igbo kwenu....dem no dey carry last.
Business To Business › GET 8% Discount Off All Our 15years Guaranteed MAGNETIC WHITEBOARDS by Maximus85(op): 10:47am On May 28, 2013
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Business To Business › Re: Cheap But Quality Printing And Branding by Maximus85(op): 9:00am On May 28, 2013
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Investment › Re: Free Stock Market Pick Alert For All Investors Globally!!! by Maximus85(m): 12:15pm On May 27, 2013
I need your help, myself and my three siblings bought Zenith share offer in 2004 and since then we have not been following it. What can we do to gain control of these shares?

Please I need your urgent response.

Thanks.
Crime › Re: Prostitutes Strip Jehovah’s Witnesses In Delta. by Maximus85(m): 8:24pm On May 24, 2013
Sitex: One of those things witnesses go through in carrying out their preaching activity...they knw it wnt always be a jolly n rosy affair cos Jesus forwarned preachers of the goodnews to expect reproach.
It wud shock you to know that next week this same guys wud be out in the preaching work...
May God bless their effort
Preaching is the only assignment with a real reward. And 1 John 4:8. This love we have for God and our neighbor moves us to want to preach to people so as to show them the road to salvation as stated in the Bible. Jesus has told us to expect persecution cos he suffered the same thing. This only shows that the Jehovah's Witnesses are doing the Job Jesus laid down for them. I'm proud to be one of them.
Crime › Re: Prostitutes Strip Jehovah’s Witnesses In Delta. by Maximus85(m): 8:12pm On May 24, 2013
colombiana: Male preachers goin to a brothel hmmmmn to preach what and to who please the awareness is vividly clear nor be God send u that mesage una just wan corupt una mind I sure say if dem reach house na wankin
Someone need to preach to them. And u seating there judging....watch yourself. Mat 24:14 said the preaching should reach all the inhabitant of the world. Every nuke and craning of this world. If you can't do it please keep shut.
Business To Business › Cheap But Quality Printing And Branding by Maximus85(op):
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Christianity Etc › Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Maximus85(m): 2:24pm On May 12, 2013
I used to blv dat drinking Garri with Mango will cause me tommy upset.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by Maximus85(m): 7:34pm On May 08, 2013
Rough cook. See everywhere dirty becos of say she wan cook ordinary spag. Maybe she wan start her own reality TV show "INI SPAGZ" rRrrrrrrubish!!!!!
Business To Business › Re: Quality Nigerian Made Kitchen And Bakery Equipment by Maximus85(op): 7:28pm On May 07, 2013
gare: Kindly send me the catalogue of your bakery equipment including the prices as I intend to open a bakery business for my wife before the end of the year. The email is cogagbe@yahoo.com
We just sent you a mail sir. Thanks for the interest in us.
Music/Radio › MI VS Kellyhandsome...who Is The Real Rapper? by Maximus85(op): 9:37pm On May 05, 2013
Hey guys let's check out some great rappers and how they started and how they are still are.
1. 2pac. He started an hard core rapper and died an hardcore rapper. He never changed style.

2. Jay-Z. Have u ever heard JayZ sing? Nope! He is a pure rapper.

Let's come back home.

Olamide....started a rapper and has always been a rapper.
Vector.....always a rapper till dy kingdom come.
M.I.... Remember "when I move, everybody move? Yeah he started a rapper and has never changed. He is the chairman. He raps and we all comprehend except haters.

Now....when you think about Kelly Handsome.... What comes to ur mind? A singer or a rapper, he was once seen in abuja begging a nollywood producer for a movie roll. He started singing....we got tired. He came back rapping african tone beefs....e no sweet. Now the third coming....he imported or do we say he stole a foreign beat and he's now sounding New York. Next....he might come raping in Swahili.

This is my own opinion. If ur beef is not cooked....we won't eat. Real Naija rappers don't need imported beats to make hits. Walahi..Olamide daa ju kelechuwu lo by faaaaaaar.
Celebrities › Re: BankyW At Oxford University Pan African Conference In London by Maximus85(m): 7:17pm On May 05, 2013
Banky HEAD ward Wellington.
Celebrities › Re: 2shotz Shows Off His Beautiful Wife by Maximus85(m): 6:40pm On May 01, 2013
ichommy: SO CUTE!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss

SOURCE
If I hear!
Music/Radio › Re: Dagrin Vs Olamide: Who Raps Better by Maximus85(m): 2:37pm On Apr 27, 2013
[quote author=Mr.Uzo]NLanders, was arguing about this with a friends so decided to put it up to you guys and see who amongst this 2 music icons does the rap better because they seem to be in the same genre category....



Edited::

To be very sincere, a lot of people had told me they new dagrin better when he died. Because that's when somany of his collabo's where getting airplay..
But seriously: Olamide is killing- Olamide is better... He gets better every day. Check out his his rap on Phyno's Ghost Mode, Boiz on the street. Olamide Jale, Young Erikina..Omo to shan... My God, this guy badt gan... He is the main lyrical wehreh...

Ps: "kanayo o kanayo ni mi mo kana gan............. Other rappers be like naija them no they reach final............. Mi o lowun bi wizkid. I fo they voiced any thing, anyway *** *** f***k anything....[/quote]Guy forget nainsence, if say Dagrin still dey alive, we no go ever no Olamide. Dagrin is a Legend, a Yoruba rap god. Olamide is a phenomenon.

Yoruba ni mi mio se DMX
Beremi l'obalende titi de CMS
B'osenwomii owo wa l'owomi
Timba bo sokoto mi men ....wa l'owomi
Business To Business › Re: Quality Nigerian Made Kitchen And Bakery Equipment by Maximus85(op):
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Waybills
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Health › Re: Stop Wearing Bras, Scientists Warn Women by Maximus85(m): 10:20pm On Apr 18, 2013
tinuolababy: LOL.... i can only imagine how some bosoms will look without bra. cheesy cheesy those with big and flat Bosoms go suffer pass
Tell us how ur own go ba nau.
Celebrities › Re: Aki & Wife At Encomium's Black & White Ball by Maximus85(m): 11:14am On Apr 18, 2013
ichommy: Aki & Wife At Encomium's Black & White Ball , Cute?

http://www.emmanuelbabatunde.com/2013/04/aki-wife-at-encomiums-black-white-ball.html
Equation
A X 2 = W

Make A the subject of the formula
Where:
A is Aki
W is Wife

Solution:
A=W/2 (odd)

But Making W the subject
W= A X 2
Ie Twice of Aki makes his wife.
Pheeeeeeew!
Celebrities › Re: Eucharia Anunobi Spotted At An Event: Hot Or Not by Maximus85(m): 10:12pm On Apr 16, 2013
Coldfeet: Slander is a very distasteful attribute! You want people to open ya yeye site by force! angry idiot like you go get a life and stop meddling in other peoples. She's now sanctified and ordained as an EVANGELIST!!! NEVER will she dress that way now. Who are the vomits called mods in this section? How did this trash make fp? What's the aim? To tarnish her image? Or bring ridicule to the body of Christ where she is now a servant? Whoever brought dis to fp I CURSE U! Vultures will have a filled day at ur slimy remnants! If this post is hidden or am banned then you've just sealed the curse with a BIG AMEN!!!!
Will u shut da hell up! How can an evangelist wear such a rag? Haba! Fear God nau.
Celebrities › Re: Top 30 World's Most-Beautiful Women In 2013 by Maximus85(m): 1:40pm On Apr 15, 2013
learn how to dance hiphop



[b]Ok! The most beautiful is from 30th shey? If anybody feels Angelina Jolie is more prettier and sexier than Beyonce....that person must be a learner. Imagine chubby Adele ranking higher than Eva Mendez...argggggggghhh!!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: A Jet is Necessary For God's Work by Maximus85(m): 10:27pm On Apr 13, 2013
Smooyis: What could Jesus not afford? Everything in the world belongs to Him. He would have anything if it is according to God's will. When he needed a donkey he simply sent his disciples to untie a particular donkey at a particular location even though he was not yet there. He is Lord of the world. We are in a modern world. We should not judge a servant of God by all these attributes so we dont commit blasphemy. God is the best judge.
And how many times did Jesus rode on a donkey? You don't serve God without thinking. So because the church can't help all the members, does that stop dem from trying?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: A Jet is Necessary For God's Work by Maximus85(m): 10:04pm On Apr 13, 2013
Ogbeche77: But sir, the pope is the leader of over 1 billion catholics worldwide, yet he boards a commercial jet liner. If my memory has not failed me,Pope Benedict visited Benin republic two years ago on Air Italia
I hope PaPa G.O gets to read what you've just written. Jesus did majority of his preaching work on foot. Remember that tree he cursed? It was because he has be trekking for soo long and was expecting to find fruits on the tree. You wanna tell me that we don't have horses or asses at that time?

How much is the private jet? How much does it cost to park it in the hanger on a daily basis? How many members of the church are jobless? How many of the members can afford education? How many of them can afford to attend the church's University (established with these same people's tithe/sweat)

The money spent on these private whatever could be channeled to make life of the members better. Jesus and his disciples suffered while preaching all around the world. How many of these pastors has suffered anything? All they do is enjoy a luxury lives
Matthew 5:10-12 ....10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. 12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. how many pastors has gone through any of these things?

What I see is money making ventures and not churches. You don't build schools under the umbrella of the church and make millions for urself. Many of these so called pastors enjoyed the free education brought by the missionaries yet they make people pay hard for education. Majority of the members has been so brainwashed that they now believe that without the church schools, no education.

We all know the truth, its left for us to believe whatever we want to. With all the churches in Nigeria, has it brought any change? What's the difference?

I don talk my own.
Romance › Re: She Said She Has A Boyfriend But I Can Tell She Likes Me Soo Much. by Maximus85(op): 7:29pm On Apr 13, 2013
Amelian: Op, she is not taken yet.... Until her. Bf places a Ring on that finger... Who says, her bf will end up marrying her..excuses may come from her guy later... Who knows ? So abeg, if u genuinely love her and want sumthing real and concrete... Talk with her and see how it goes...you could end up appreciating her more than her bf.... He could even end up wasting her time... Such is life in some cases...
Thanks. I appreciate u.
Romance › Re: She Said She Has A Boyfriend But I Can Tell She Likes Me Soo Much. by Maximus85(op): 2:47pm On Apr 12, 2013
I'm not looking out for a date. I'm in need of a strong relationship.
Romance › Re: She Said She Has A Boyfriend But I Can Tell She Likes Me Soo Much. by Maximus85(op): 3:57pm On Apr 11, 2013
fluid26: Don't waste precious time being a second choice candidate.

Heck! You might be 3rd or 4th on her list.
The thing is, I feel she's not saying the truth. I can't seem to see traces of any guy around her.
Business To Business › Re: Quality Nigerian Made Kitchen And Bakery Equipment by Maximus85(op): 8:49am On Apr 11, 2013
bebe2: Pls me too, desperately need a bread slicer for a small scale bakery
]

Our Bread Slicer goes for N120,000

When you contact us we can still drop a little more.

Thanks.
Business To Business › Re: Quality Nigerian Made Kitchen And Bakery Equipment by Maximus85(op): 8:48am On Apr 11, 2013
nikky2012: Pls can I av d price of ur bread slicer ur lowest price pls. Thanks
Our Bread Slicer goes for N120,000

When you contact us we can still drop a little more.

Thanks.
Romance › She Said She Has A Boyfriend But I Can Tell She Likes Me Soo Much. by Maximus85(op): 8:34am On Apr 11, 2013
What do I do next? Do I stick around or let go? She fits all I've ever wished for even to the details. She's the only lady that has come this close.

Help.
Family › Re: How Do You Help Speech- Impaired Children by Maximus85(m): 4:43pm On Apr 04, 2013
Yeah, an individual that stammers will definitely sing well without any difficulty. There was this movie that I saw... KING's SPEECH. It will definitely help.
Business To Business › Re: Quality Nigerian Made Kitchen And Bakery Equipment by Maximus85(op): 3:59pm On Apr 02, 2013
infobiz9ja: Hi kindly send M̶̲̥̅ƹ your catalogue indicating your full price list for equipments required to start up a small bread making bakery. By small I mean like 300 loaves a day. Here's my email address infobiz9ja (at) gmail (dot) com
Sir, our catalogue does not carry prices but I will forward to you our machines and prices with some pictures.

Thanks
Sports › Re: Yobo Blasts Keshi Over Kenya Snub by Maximus85(m): 3:00pm On Apr 02, 2013
joseph1013: Fresh crises seems brewing in camp of Nigeria’s national team as Super Eagles skipper, Joseph Yobo has come out openly to condemn Coach Stephen Keshi for failing to intimate him before leaving him out of the team that played against Kenya’s Harambee Stars in a World Cup qualifying match some days back in Calabar.

Yobo in an interview with Brila Fm Sports radio on Tuesday morning insists Coach Keshi was disrespectful for not giving him any prior notice before his non-invitation for last month's 2014 FIFA W/Cup qualifier against Kenya.

"I'm disappointed nobody called me before the team list (vs Kenya) was announced. It's disrespectful. I feel disrespected."


The Fenerbahce of Turkey defender continued, "I am the captain of the Super Eagles, I thought the coach should have put a call across to me. I have no problem being left out."

The Super Eagles escaped with a 1-1 draw in the World Cup qualifying match after a last minute gasp effort from Italy-based Nnamadi Oduamadi saved Nigeria from an embarrassing defeat at home.

Source: www.futaa.com/football/article/shocker-yobo-blasts-keshi-over-kenya-snub
see this GOAT! "I am the captain of the super eagles" how much did you help the team? What was your impact in the team? I can remember you were the highest own goal scorer in England, you also take delight in making injury time back passes that kills the team's hard work. Little wonder why, Everton sold you cheap. You play in fenabache and you dey make mouth. Proud Mumu.

With that your Nasal Cavity accent (take nose dey talk dey form Phonetics) and we all noticed how you didn't want to allow any other player who worked hard to touch the Nations Cup trophy.

Yobo abi na BOBO be your name, Keshi knows your are useless to the team that was why he didn't call you. And we the Nigerians didn't miss you at all. We miss Osazie, we miss, Yakubu Aiyegbeni, we miss, Jay Jay Okocha! We can't miss you.

If you are angry, please read again!
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Maximus85(m): 12:33am On Mar 31, 2013
Eze Promoe: They'll be at the forefront, not that the ladies won't pick a man of their choice.
Interesting!
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [MEN'S D-day] by Maximus85(m): 12:31am On Mar 31, 2013
mysticgal: maximus sweety am sleepy,and just wanna say congratulationaire
Sweetness, you deserve the rest. Do enjoy it. Swtdrmz!

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