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Getting tired of job search, I decided to go entrepreneurial. Fortunately, I got my first contact. The company asked me to write a proposal and a quotation on a letter headed paper. So I had to make one. After the completion of the contract, I was paid in cheque. On my way home, I was interrogated but wasn't arrested till the police officer saw the cheque. He started quoting the law that it is a criminal act for a citizen to produce a letter headed paper for an unregistered company/Business.
I still have some CAC stuff in my head but I couldn't place it.
At the end, I parted with some amount of money. I got the officers name and his number.

Please help me out. Is it true that it is a criminal act for a citizen to produce a letter headed paper for an unregistered company/Business?

I hate been cheated.
I need your insights please.

doctokwus: As painful& annoying as d story sounds,there are always 2sides to a story.Op wasn't obviously there wen d assault happened;let's not crucify d guy b4 hearing a truthful account of all dat transpired;d assault however,if found to av bn done not in self-defence is highly condemnable& d culprit shd b brought to justice

You just need to shut the hell up, what could have been the issue for a human to stab his fellow human? Haba!!!!!!!! And to worsen the case he's even boasting that he's the son of an ex-what

Any church that Supports war, killing and politics is not a good church. I haven't mentioned any name. So put one and two together. A criminal politician just left detention, guess what! He went to church to do....guess what again!.....THANKSGIVING!!! The Bible refers to False religion as the "Harlot" faking to do God's will yet going against God's will. Do not KILL, Do Not STEAL......enough words.

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Mr ibu hands down. He doesn't throw "dry" jokes. He's naturally funny. Even before opening his mouth....u go don laff taya.

Tonto, u re not musically fit at all at all. Your syllables are so incomplete. "I'm physicaly fiiii" "you are crazically fiiiii" where is the "t" and terry g is doing it right.
You need help. And that auto tune is so so so irritating.
#poko #zobo #rubbish.

DAGRIN lyrical trouble!

Everything that has happened and things yet to happen is recorded in the Bible. Show me where 666 is written in the Bible and where these your antichrist bull shit is in the Bible.
Simple English "ANTICHRIST" Anti- (against) Christ. They are those against Jesus Christ and they've been around for centuries. So you should forget what you rich pastors are saying and read the Bible on your own.
Just quote where 666 is in the Bible.

Its high time we stopped complaining and do something for ourselves. I used to be a jobless graduate but now I have a job, I created a job for myself. I'm making money from doing those things I enjoy doing. You can do the same.
Waiting on the government is a waste of time.
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Olodos dem! Now check out my own translation.
"How many years did you collect from me?" chai! Yoruba English! Odun melo ni o gba l'owo mi?

Pick your words one by one. Olu Jacobs stammers too but he is better now. Just do this and as time goes it will reduce continuously. Or try to talk when a music is playing (saw it in a movie: the king's speech)

dominique: Wonder if the children will turn out gay too. Iyama

Before nko?

africanrapper: Having a similar challenge too.

She's smashing hot. Her office is the next office from mine. Initially, she showed signs of wanting me to ‘toast’ her. Just this week, I did. To my utter shock, she’s now singing a different tune: “Uche, I want to be alone. I don’t want a boyfriend”. We should just be friends…blab la bla.
Now, I’m like WTF? Why did you show all those signs of wanting me to do toast you? Why the mixed signals?
Meanwhile, I’m dying to date this chic, ‘cos I think she has bright prospects.


What do i do?

Bro! There are some negative replies from gurlz that are actually positive. U should be able to read between the lines. That she wants to be alone and she still wants you around as a friend, shows that she's just urging you to try harder.
Play it cool though. Stick around. She really wants you.

Foxybone: The Policemen must be high on WEED

Weed? Oyinbo smoke weed, here in Naija, dey smoke IGBO!!!!

Set-up, Venus cvan never beat Serena. Na match fixing.

30minutes adverts, 15minute movie end of disk A.
Disk B: 30minutes adverts, Cast(names) The End.

Why are they always facing the camera when leaving the set?
Why will a woman wake up on bed in the morning with night gown, fresh make up and jewelry?
When Jide Kosoko was shot at the back, he was trying to reach for the bullet hole, scratching his back.
Shot in the head, bandage on the shoulder.
Best Nigerian Movie ever is AIYEKOOTO. Everything was just perfect. Rating: 98.

I restart my BB like 2wice a day.

Thank God its not another allu4 thingz, Ibadan1. But to be sincere, here in africa, we take time for granted. Ayuba must have felt like "je ki n debe late, so that won maa respect mi sii" but the other hand was the case. Next time, he'll keep to time.
But I no support the beating shhhaaaaa o!!!!!! But the motive behind the DECKING or "anaki" is justifiable.

Worship God in the right way will make you have true happiness. Money and wealth only brings little satisfaction but not happiness, peace and security. When you follow God's commandments, you'll realize that you need just little things to enjoy life.

First, Keep on, seeking, then God's kingdom and its righteousness and these other things will be added on to you. God first before materials things.

And our salvation shouldn't come before the sanctification of God's name. As for our salvation, God knows how to save and protect his own. So ask yourself... I'm I worthy of God's protection?

Worship God in the right way will make you have true happiness. Money and wealth only brings little satisfaction but not happiness, peace and security. When you follow God's commandments, you'll realize that you need just little things to enjoy life.

First, Keep on, seeking, then God's kingdom and its righteousness and these other things will be added on to you. God first before materials things.

And our salvation shouldn't come before the sanctification of God's name. As for our salvation, God knows how to save and protect his own. So ask yourself... I'm I worthy of God's protection?

When you work hard with no plan or set goal, you see it as suffering. But with a plan and set goals and objective, you enjoy working hard because the more harder you work, the more you reach your goals and this is very interesting.

Its like running without a finish line or prize. But with a prize in your mind and a reachable finish line you spur yourself to run even faster.

I make sense?
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MayD may have been the original writer of those songs. We know psquare are the copy copy of west life and michael learns to rock and sometimes toni braxon.

The simplest way to console yourself for things you don't have and can't afford is to hate that thing and talk rash about it.

So when someone condemns BlackBerry, its either he or she has an Iphone or a Nokia java phone.

I spend less on call credits when I am subscribed on my BB.

BB rule!!!!!!

Omo Sexy!!! Let's start from Matrix. Titanic. Ordinary cartoon, nollywood can't make. In nollywood, scripts are written in 2weeks, shooting 3days. The whole movie - 3weeks. While in Hollywood, it might take like 2years to complete a movie script. And the budget too is good to talk about.
Stupid mistakes, crazy subtitles, zero continuity, bad pictures, bad sounds. Unnecessary Parts.

I once saw a younger act with gap tooth and when he grew old, the gap tooth don disappear. Or a driver well dressed than the car owner.

Omotola, I am proudly Nigerian but let's face the fact, Nollywood can never meet Hollywood.

The truth is, Satan will continue to do everything possible to make sure he paints our true God; wicked and heartless. He has failed many times.
He said if Eve eats from the fruit that she will not die, didn't she died?

He said they will be like God, did they became like God?

He tried all he could to block Jesus birth buy he failed.

To cover up for his lies about death. Now he said a soul will leave a body to another place. If that is true, where is Adam and Eve today?

A man is a soul, Adam became a living soul when God gave him the breath of life.
A soul that sin will die.

He said he can make the world a better place than what God could have done, but God what's him to prove himself so that it can be known to all the reason God will destroy satan forever.

A thousand years is like a day in God's eyes. So just hold on a little, God is not happy with what we are going through. Very soon he will put an end to all these and he will bring back the kind of life he had planned for us.

You might ask: WHY SO LONG?
God wants to show that only his government can bring eternal peace. Over the thousands of years of human history, we have tried every form of human government, we have made advancement in science but what is the result? Injustice, poverty, crime and war is ever increasing. Now it has been proven that Human Rule has failed. Satan has failed.

If God were to prevent these bad happenings, would he not be supporting the case of Satan the devil? Would God not be making human think that perhaps human can successfully govern themselves?

We should try to know God and his purposes and then we will realize that we don't need much to serve him whole-soul.

There are lots of traps that Satan is setting for God's followers. He doesn't want to destroy us but he wants us to insult God by going against our God's principles.

Next we will talk about ways through with the devil is setting traps for God's people.

But first you must ask your self? Am I a God's person?
What and what will make you a God's person? What should you do to become a Godly person? What must you stop doing to become a Godly person?

Peace!

cyrexx: Mr Dorox and Mr Frosbel,

I hope you wont see me as an enemy due to my godlessness and total rejection of religion altogether, but your posts has got me thinking that maybe i have had a taste of christianity of the wrong type that has left a very bitter taste in my mouth, hence my godlessness.

Thank you once again, Dorox, for your insightful posts, as well as Frosbels' scriptural exegesis. I cant imagine myself in heaven with a tyrant god who tortures my non-christian family members for all eternity simply because they are non-christians. You guys have presented a different type of Christian Deity different from the one i was raised to know.

Is there any literature or website you can direct me to so i can expand my knowledge about this true Christian Deity who is NOT the same as the unforgiving malevolent eternal torturer we were taught about. Thanxx

Do well to visit: www.jw.org

And whenever you see the Jehovah's Witnesses, invite them and ask them any question that has been troubling your mind. They will give you answers, not from their own words but directly from the Bible.

You can also direct your questions to me, and I will take my time to answer you.

Ihedinobi: Mr Anony, my twin, has answered the op completely in saying that there is no reason to suppose that Adam did not go to hell. That is not to say that he did. It simply says that we do not know. If he did not count upon the Mercy of God for his failure, then we can rightly expect him to be in hell, if he did, then we should expect him to be in heaven. However, we do not know that he did or did not count on God's Lamb to atone completely for him so it is only speculation on our part where he should be or not be and a fruitless one at that.

As to the matter of hell, 2 Thessalonians 1:9 is the clearest definition of hell that I have yet seen in the Scriptures. In the RSV, it is described as "everlasting destruction and exclusion from the presence of the Lord and the glory of his might". "Destruction" does appear to mean the eradication of conscious existence. But if it was, why is it necessary for Paul to add "exclusion" as well? By the way, I am focusing on this Scripture for simplicity. Others abound that will add to its witness.

TBC

[b]Some of us did went to school and we learned about our five sense organs. But I will like to talk about the skin. Its a sense of touch and feel if we must add. At death, what happens to the skin? It decay and turns to dust. How will lifeless, brainless, skinless people with no life suffer pains in this hell you are talking about?

YES, you might say what I've just said is in an ordinary human view. Now let's see what the Bible says about the dead. Eccl. 9:5 says "the living are conscious that they will die but for THE DEAD, THEY ARE CONSCIOUS OF NOTHING AT ALL"

Psalms 146:4 says "His spirit goes out, he goes back to his ground; in that day HIS THOUGHTS, all his thinking (feelings, plans, abilility) do PERISH"

Are you saying God would resurrect the sinners and then send them back to hell?

What about Lazarus, Jesus' friend? If he had gone to heaven when he died, why would Jesus have to resurrect him? If really Heaven is a place for ALL good doers. And if he had gone to hell, why would Jesus bring him back, if really, hell is a place for sinners?[/b]

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Blacks are BEAUTIFUL. Hot, Cold, baby, adult, old...we remain black.
But them? When its cold, they are blue or purple when its hot they turn red, when they die they turn, green. What a confuse creature. And yet they racially abuse us. I taya for them o!!!!! Black for life.
Even na Black dey rule dem. U can imagine.

Abeg o make una borrow me laff. Dem shop half a DORSHIN (dozen) and dem wan investigate. LWUMPH!!!!