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vision2050: Hello Vicky

Have you eat?

Make the fun continue.......

Am I allowed to laugh? Yesterday it was eated, today it is have you eat? Your grammatical kung fu doesn't matter, your personality is what matters to your lady. That is...if she's ready to be embarrassed all the time by you. That's what love does.

"If you ask me if I have eat, I'd say I HAVE EATED" hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

The date for our next workshop will be posted soon. To all the attendees of our last workshop, I hope you got the worth of your money. Been a business owner is not more than this. In case of any help, don't hesitate to contact me.

fitzmayowa , kaboninc , IZUKWU
deejay_harry1, I'm not here to fight over mysticgal (star girl). I'm just here to be part of her options from which she's to choose.
@mysticgal for you to have 4guys fighting for you must be special!

mysticgal: Maximus dearie:-)

Hi Mysticgal. Nice of ya givin' me a shout. With no doubt in the words comin' from my mouth, I'm sure I won't need to scout for words when the need arises.

vision2050: thanks maxi chai!!! he wan form for my Vicky

First, I'm very proud. I won't go as low as hunting another man's game. Vicky won't go for someone who is insecure. Copy that bro?

COOL DK: Mesmerizing Vicky,

"The taste of the food is in the pudding" so people say.
Vision2050 has just given u a clue to how he is going to treat you and clever enough, that is just a tip of an ice-bag.
Imagine someone condemning you before even tasting the juicy and delicacy you are made of!
Imagine someone bursting outta you with such an horrible Obj's voice!
Oooooops! oh dearie, guess u dont deserve that; do you?
Guess all you need is to be treated right, pampered and spoiled with love
Guess you dont even want to wait till 2050 before you start achieving your dream pretty, do you?
Guess you dont want to say the word "had I known" baby.

You dont deserve a blurred vision that required a divine intervention for clarity at 2050.

The ball is in your court vickylicious Vicky, till the D-day my sexy gene.

"Had I known" is not a word....they are words. Your Vicky might notice your grammatical jagajaga and it might affect your proposal.

I'd love to woo mysticgal

Eze Promoe: Alright people, it's back to the game, the glory of the Romance Section.
THE WOOING CHALLENGE is back again, and now its the Men's Version (Season
3) Now remodelled!
We had a successful SEASON 2. You can check up the link here
https://www.nairaland.com/1118314/wooing-challenge-season-2-men

HOW IT WORKS

* A male participant
picks any lady to be wooed.
* Earns himself a SLOT along with a fellow dude as a challenger.
* On the D-day (Fri. 29th) your slot will be announced, you type/post your wooing codes
while the lady in-
between reads and pick a man that broke her
walls.

GUYS PLEASE NOTE

* Any lady you pick must be an active user of the romance section.
* If the lady picked isn't available that day, you will be auto re-sloted.
* You can do some
"underground" research to properly woo your "lady" or win her heart.
* Alloting SLOT is gonna be based on first-to-indicate.

THE AIMS

* Fun
* Positive interaction
* Increase of quality posts
* Open mindedness
* Attraction boost
* Love connect
* Intelligence and mind-power check

NOTE

All stunts here can be "pushed" only by personal decision of both parties.
So guys, if you are
HANDSOME, got GAME, STYLE, CONFIDENCE and STUNTS to break
and WIN any lady's HEART, please nominate yourself

LIST OF MEN AND THEIR LADIES (UPDATE)

Mr. Uzo and [color=#000030]________[/color] to woo tianyx

kunmibola and [color=#000030]Mynd[/color] to woo gree-die


Neduzze5 and [color=#000030]Rhymez[/color] to woo Caracta

ichidodo and [color=#000030]________[/color] to woo Carmelion


Wellloaded and [color=#000030]Richfella[/color] to woo Idowuogbo

kwAzzIE kEEd and [color=#000030]_______[/color] to woo Smartie gurl

dopeJemi and [color=#000030]________[/color] to woo Popowaa

Flygeriansteve and. [color=#000030]________[/color] to woo adaobi123

adim2 and [color=#000030]________[/color] to woo tea esq

CFCfan and [color=#000030]Acidosis[/color] to woo ItsModella


fitzmayowa and [color=#000030]________[/color] to woo mysticgal


[size=32pt]AUDITIONS BEGIN NOW AND ENDS ON THURSDAY, 28TH, WHILE THE CHALLENGE PROPER KICKS OFF ON FRIDAY, THE 29TH
TIME: 7PM PROMPT[/size]


Alright guys, lets do this!

How do I get a slot?

HEADY MURPHY DOUBLE'U'

olaric: Thanks Fashola for meeting her at the point of her need when her people and collegues forsake her. She is looking radiant. Its well wit you my dear sister

Those self-styled celebrities wasting thousands of dollars flying to Dubai should have been able to help this lady; but it was not meant to be.

Abi o! Na my life my syle them dey do o. Stupid unreality tv shows. Its a big shame.

See what money can do? I salute the faith of those people around her who believed that she will make it. I'll also want to say a big thank you to all that donated towards her treatment. God in his infinite mercy will be with us all.

Now! SHAME to all you useless selfish rich people who has more than enough to help but wouldn't. SHAME on you all. GOD IS GREATER than all of us. Ngozi! Congratulations.

Some years back after my University Education, I couldn't get a job for like 3years. Now I wish I've started what I'm doing now immediately I graduated.

When I was in secondary school, my mother enrolled me in a signwritting Job, they make Banners, Sign Boards, Stamps, Seals, Stickers etc. So after school, I go to learn. I did this till I gained Admission into the University. No knowledge is lost. After graduation and no job, I fell back on that signwritting knowledge.

But there was a BIG problem, these handiwork has been Digitalized. What we used to do with our hands are now done 80% with computer. But with the knowledge I had earlier, it was not too hard for me to follow the trend.

Now I'm not even looking for a job. On some Mondays I'm still on bed till 12pm. Because I work for myself. When I'm sweating, I know that the profit is mine and mine alone.

Now I make +/- N150,000 in a month.

This is not a scam o! I want to teach just 20people the following:
#The Basics of Signwritting/Printing
# Where and Where the Jobs are produced.
# How to Charge.
# How to Prepare a Quotation.
# How to get customers.
# Marketing Strategies.
# Target Segmentation.
# Conceptualization of Jobs.
# The processes of Production of any printing Products like; Complementary Cards, Digital Large Format Printings (SAV & FLEX), Stamps, Seals, Awards and plaques, posters, fliers, Event Invitations ETC.

The First 20people will be admited so that the teachings can be effective.
You have 2months of Free consultation/guide.

Reply with your Details or send them to: contact.mcbnig@gmail.com or the Number below. Then the N20,000 FEE payment procedure will be sent to you.

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Abeg! We wey de dey die for tuface since plantashun boiz days, he wan do wedding na dubai him go do am. Na wah o! Tuface! You go come back come meet me o.

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acidtalk: I went to a Glo Customer care centre yesterday to make a complain and to my greatest surpeise and dismail, the guy attending to me kept on repeating "Let me go and ask my oga at the top", "don't ask me, go and ask our oga at the top" refering to his colleagues (a male and a female). While the female chukkled a few times, the other guy was obviously irritated and kept on frowning. He didn't utter a word probably because of the few customers around.


Samething thing happened at a GT Bank branch same yesterday. A junir staff came to take some files from her colleague to go delivver to a senior staff upstairs. To my disgust the male staff kept asking "is it the oga at the top that told you to come and take this file?". The obvuiosly irritated and tired female colleague had to audibly ask him if he wasn't tired of repeating same joke all day? The guy was obviously embarrased as even some customers on queue scolded him for not acting like a professional during office hours with such joke.


I just read on another thread on nairaland about how a doctor repeated this same joke to an anxious mother who brought her sick child to the hospital.

My Question is, Shouldn't organizations pass a memo to ban this trending joke during Office house amongst its employees?

I read something like that in a multiple website. ww.myOGA@theTOP (clear throat) that's all!!!

abbeybanks: The pop star and her boyfriend, pro soccer player Gerard Pique, who welcomed little Milan on January 22, posted a pic of themselves with their tot clad in a jersey from his dad's team, Futbol Club Barcelona, on Tuesday. The family photo was taken at Futbol Club Barcelona's home stadium after the team had defeated rivals A.C. Milan 4-0.

"After the game, Camp Nou empty, enjoying the classification with my family," 26-year-old Pique captioned the image, which he posted to his WhoSay page.

Milan has also showed support for his pop — albeit unknowingly — when Pique senior's number, 3, was emblazoned on the carrier Shakira wore at a Barcelona game on February 10, which she described as the baby's first outing. That time Pique and his fellow players defeated the team from Getafe, Spain, 6-1. Think the cutie could be his dad's good-luck charm?

After all, 36-year-old Shakira wrote on her website when she announced the birth, that "Just like his father, baby Milan became a member of FC Barcelona at birth."

Looks like she wasn't kidding!

SOURCE: http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/shakira-posts-first-family-photo-baby-184222238.html

OMG! So dis gay later impregnate him mama? 26yrs gay marry 40yrs lesbian... Tufiakwa!!!!

1supremo: The "My Oga at the Top" jokes need not stop in a hurry. The man parried almost all the questions posed at him by either redirecting them to some department or some superior officer somewhere outside of the TV station. I think the longer the tauntings are sustained the better becomes our chances of having accountable individuals as prominent public office holders- the fear of prolonged tauntings should make sure of that. Nigerians are very far from deriving much benefits from their over-a-decade-long democracy; if this blooper eases their tension, I see no reason why they should not enjoy the moment to the fullest; after all, this is a country where the leadership "doesn't give a damn" about upholding oaths made upon assumption of office, though it oughtn't be that way!
Looks to me like the initiator of this thread is ignorant of the multifarious health benefits of laughter. We need more bloopers from the top please!
Don't ever think of telling a whole nation to repress this feeling. It is good! DAZZ ALL!

Eeeyah!!!! I understand you. I want you to know more about me. My multiple website is ww.nscdc (mind you, the .com is silent)

acidtalk: Most graduates who are having a filled day mocking the man cannot speak or write better if given the opportunity,

So many people almost give up the ghost when asked to speak to a few people and here is a man sitting right in front of various camera's knowing fully well that he is being viewed by over 170million people across the globe.

Instead of us mocking his grammatical flaws and lack of technological knowledge, let us ask ourselves if this man that came to represent his agency was able to do justice to clear the air of the corrupt allegations made against his organization or not.

There's obviously a very long way for Nigerian youths to go before getting off the grip of the present day politicians.

Do we have 170million people across the globe? + or -? Before I call you a Learner....Let me ask MyOga@theTOP.

segunsd: Oh my! Crazy world I'm a Barca fan too but not an extremist. Like I won't wish CR7 to fall down and die. I can only wish him hamstring injury.

Wow! Like I won't wish Messi a heart attack but I will want him to keep disappearing like in the 1-3 and 2-1 consecutive disappearances.

fubbyy: Didn't she knew trouser is what she would wear in camp?Why should she refuse to wear trouser? What's wrong with trouser? the remaining thousands that wore it will go to hell abi?

Gbagaun!

Agbalumo Breast Vs Plastic Breast. Plus this Karen gurl is so ugly. And Genevieve to me has never been a 100% natural actress. My opinion o! No beef!

Chokolee: When is Barca match please..

Dude.... You are wicked! Haba!!! I feel u die.

And who is the man? A woman is no beautiful until........

I watch the Zambian League or sleep.

This guy don suffer. "Hi Feel this Marriage is not safety enough"

First of all, Jose Mourinho is the kind of coach that I respect the most. He is prepared for anything. He is spontaneous, proactive and extremely intelligent, a master psychologist.

How do you think Mourinho would have responded to a red card especially when his team is leading? For crying out loud Manchester United were leading the game. To me the red card shouldn't have affected the match. Ferguson's reaction killed the team's morale. Alex, last night wasn't that master coach we all thought him to be.
If Mourinho is to be in that position, leading with a goal and one of his players red carded, you can bet that Mourinho would have defended for the rest of the match.

Ferguson surprised us all when he played Chelsealike in the Santiago Benabeu, when you tell your team to go for a draw, it sends a message of cowardice and distrust to the players. If Ferguson had packed the bus at the Santiago Benabeu, what stops him from doing the same when the red card came. You must be prepared for anything in football.

Now to the red card issue, Luis Nani knew what he did, if not why was he rolling on the ground? Did Arbeloa in anyway hurt him? Nani made a mistake, his foot was too high and that is a red card (dangerous play) and if we say the referee should have been milder then you need to go back to the Arsenal Vs Barcelona (Van Persie's Red card) Barcelona Vs Inter Milan ( Thiago's Red card) Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (Pepe's Red card) Barcelona Vs Chelsea (John Terry's Red card).
When all these teams were suffering red cards against Barcelona, nobody cares.

Ferguson has no excuse at all. He's used to the protection he gets in the EPL. Mr Alex, this is Europe not England. Nemesis is here. We all are aware of the unjust favors Man Utd enjoys in England. Its Karma Time.

Real Madrid Scored all the Goals: Ramos, Modric & Cristiano.

Forever young: Tuface Idibia. Long live you.