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@ nethacker

you drink sucker way water dey call am sprite?

do u wanna come to my store to check out my top designers outfits? i prefer doing Vyanse for free oh!!

well me i can even be her over mistress for all i care am the only guy after jigga man dt has banged her and i would try to update this thread with pixs soon.

@all,
Beyonce just called me that Jay z is going to out of town this weekend and if you all still care to know she was with him for his 40th buffday!(dt idot).
well na me and beyanshee dis weekend, kia! am keeping the african brother flags flying, 190 was a let down the other time.
but me, i would show beyanshee that wale.star is a joke.
make una dey pray for me against jigga man oh!

Its was friday nite and jay z and beyonce came to my store to buy a top and as i attended to them.
Beyonce said she wants to try out the top,i took her to the rest room while jay z waited at the reception.
then as we were in the rest room,when my body see her waist my koko vex and it stood at attention.
and she asked what was that and i said, it is the koko and she said whats the koko.
i ignored at first and asked her if she wanted to feel the koko and she begged me.as a good  guy i asked her to face the wall.then i started to hammar her from the back a she kept shouting is this what your fellow black guys have and how it big it is and i said , wait till i put everything inside.
then i inserted all my koko and i heard her say, Am coming to take to away.
then, i heard the door open and guess who was that

If you love me wait make i finish, 

you meet or wait for her under the apple tree or mango tree.chikena!!

simple answer to your dirty problem.
you go back in and beat the living day light out of her and make sure she is blue and black with puff eyes.
then be a gentle man and call the police and get arrested,then apologize from the cell.
Best of luck dude!!

F**k all your female friends then and find out wetin she go cum do.Chikena!!!

i would expect as ladies to know that prevention is better than been cure.
@ uju,so are you saying that all you need do is relax and wait till you find out that you are pregnant and go terminate?
the koboko is sweet but the after effect is the wahala!!!
Girls,Ladies na life una dey take oh!!!!!
i understand that you people can't do with the KOKO but be careful,una don too flussh pikin for toliet oh!!!

Men! Do you know that only 1 percent of girls haven’t done abortion? And it’s also may interest you to know that a particular city that is full of Nun’s is well noted for the abortion massacre. We men are now faced with child killer’s ladies! And the amazing part of this finding is that the 1 percent (girls that hasn’t committed abortion) are the girls not yet born oh!!!Na wa oh!

Men! Do you know that only 1 percent of girls haven’t done abortion? And it’s also May interest you to know that a particular city that is full of Nun is well noted for the abortion massacre .We men are now faced with child killers ladies! And the amazing part of it is that the only 1 percent (girls that hasn’t committed abortion) are the girls not yet born oh!!!Na wa oh!

> senseless talk to no meaning.

me i no send oh!
anywhere i dey even if na office or press conference and u offer choco and bring bread!!!!
its called "Dipping in" Yummy!yummy!

The bus go com get fowl smell now

Congrats ma! if na lagos dis tin happen, everybody for bus go vamoosh!!!!

she is the only person that keeps my koko at attention.

I have a 9jai one for sale and its going for 1.8m and its tite!

2004. send a txt or call 08099540751its in lag and ikoyi precisely.

Hi all,

My black berry bold is for sale and its in perfect working condition,its going for 50k only.

A three Bedroom Apartment to rent in Ketu ,borehole water,security,parking space,close to the bus-stop or market place and the road is WOW!Different route out and in.call 08099540751.

Bro,
Could you help me out with this VIN,i rally need to buy the car ASAP.

1HGCM66564A012971

Bro,
Please help out with this,i really wanna buy the car ASAP.
1HGCM66564A012971.

Bro,
i would really like your help on this one,i want to buy the car ASAP but need your help with this VIN:1HGCM66564A012971.PLS I REALLY NEED IT TODAY IF YOU CAN BRO.

Hi NL,
most of you guys are right!!no word after i told her if she taught i was a fool!so is this how girls behave?Na wa oh!

Marry what!!!!if she comes out to say th truth and that i should stand by her i just might but with this whole accusation i just evn can't stand her.Do you know that she has not even sent a text or call me ever since she told the pastor?i then begin to wonder if it was my,wouldn't she be at my door step shouting?men!!!is this how ladies act?KAI!!!!!

thanks,dts excatly what i have made up my mind to do!and to tell you this she hasn't even called nor even send a text to me for over 3 weeks, its sounds so funny, i even remember my pastor saying that he asked her i her parents are aware and she said she wants to keep it away from them,then am convienced that she has a plan!or could it be that she has been doing some D&C's beforea nd she has been advised not to do it again.Na wa oh!see guy see wahala!

Thanks you guys,its not that am afraid of been a daddy but for the fact that i know who she is and her games!!!and for infor,the condom just went off like that and handed back to me!men!i know i messed up.But if after comfirming the baby is my,how then do i start telling the child all the atrocities the mum has comitted and how am not married to her/his mum!
i don't believe in D and C,but i think one would be idea for now,cuz imagine someone like her bringing a child to this world and the worst thing about it is that she now doesn't want it!imagine!looking back, i really felt pissed up when i put on the light to see her body, I really did mess up!My mind is made up, i henforth don't want to have anything to do with her!and am saying this to anybody that interfers, that i know her and dn't want to have anything to do with her unless she proves that am responsble and even at that a penny of my wouldn't get to her.thanks all.

Hi NL,
I really need your help on this issue, there is this girl that i was dating, she was never to be trusted she had this thing for material things and i was madly in love with her then, each time i drop her off at her place of work she goes to one of her colleague place(a guy) to sleep cuz sleeping in the office is not convenient for her! she has like male callers every 30 mins, she send i love you text everyday to some guy, she even dates married men, she knows that i don’t trust her and that she has said so many at times, she is always like, if you don’t want me tell me oh! Cuz i have other guys dying for me! Those are just a few. i broke up with her and out of nowhere she sends me a text saying that she wants to make love to me that she misses my d**k, then like a good guy that i am i called her up to come and take! am always wearing protection but that day i don’t know what happened after the show she handed me the condom, and i told her we still are friends nothing attached. some 3 weeks later she said she is pregnant and that am responsible!!!i told her to go to hell, but she kept on pleading that i should help her like a sister that she needed 7500 to do a D&C, out of pity i gave her and now she has gone to my pastor that she is pregnant for me what do i do?

An introduction of myself mate!atleast one need to tell a little about one's background and the pix is like a physical look of who u want to meet so as to avoid the "oh i mistook you for someone else".I stand to be corrected!

@tkconcepts
Yeap you can say that again,but i do like the blind date thing, you know both parties meet and when u like each other its like , ok,we wld get to talk more and meet e.t.c! Thanks!