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RomanceRe: I Just Met Her 3 Days Ago, And She's Already begging Me Money For Toothpaste by Maxwell775: 12:48pm On Dec 23, 2022
My brother Japa japa.
RomanceRe: Is It Up To Half Bag Of Rice? I Feel Cheated And She Still Asking Me For Money. by Maxwell775: 5:35pm On Dec 22, 2022
peepydelano:
Zzor really did a great job on you, it’s obvious she be your mentor. When you are tired you’ll leave like she did
I bet with my GF left bress that Jennyclay na Zzor. E no get how she wan take camouflage her moniker, we go still know say na she.
From Zzor to Iyaebe to Jennyclay to Rozross.

MEANWHILE, May God continue to bless Mosdii, Zonefree, Kollins11, slawormir, ubanja, Thegidredpiller.

I don wise for women matter through the help of these men dem.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Should Apologize To Nigerians For Saying "We Should Die Of Hunger" by Maxwell775: 11:08am On Nov 05, 2022
dat9jaguy:
Oya carry cane go flog am nah.
You reap what you sow. If you don't farm how do you expect to eat or do we continue importing and killing our naira further.
The man said to truth, if you don't like it hug transformer. Wailing without sense.
You guys will just come online and be capping nonsense from your useless house hut. If we check you well now, you don't have a job, you don't have a farm, you don't have anything in this life. Most of you Nigerians are just happy living in denial.

RomanceRe: LGBTQ Is Not Demonic. Christians Should Focus On Their White Idol Called Jesus by Maxwell775: 2:07pm On Nov 01, 2022
DaddyCK:
bro, we can recomend goood Local Juju Witch doctors who help people wit brain reset......juss in case u no any fagggggots or gay men who need help sir(no oofeinse) smiley
wahala dey oo. See as the op resemble woman finish for E profile. Go check E previous thread, I swear you go pray never to have a son like op.
Them don drill the op anus kpatakpata. Nawo o. Very disgusting.
He need to be recommended to that juju witch doctor ASAP
PoliticsRe: I Will Sell My Vote On Election Day. I'm No Fan Of Any Presidential Candidate by Maxwell775(op): 1:46pm On Nov 01, 2022
ResidentSnitch:
Oga, what is your problem?
Do you think that anybody that doesn't support Obi is automatically a Tinubu supporter?
Can't someone just be indifferent?
Peter Obi supporters are becoming more toxic by the day. They don't know they are demarketing Peter Obi by doing so.

February is not far, soon we'll know out next president. I'm not supporting any candidates.

If Peter Obi win, good for him
If Tinubu win, good for him
If Atiku win, good for him
If Sowore win, good for him
If kwankwanso win, good for him
If anybody win, good for the person.

One thing I know is that, Nigeria don spoil beyond redemption.
PoliticsRe: I Will Sell My Vote On Election Day. I'm No Fan Of Any Presidential Candidate by Maxwell775(op): 12:39pm On Nov 01, 2022
DaniDani:
It's still the same slogan agbadorians use "they are all the same". It has been clarified that Obi is not in the same league with selfish evil Nigerian politicians. The more you write the more you expose yourself as an agbadorian.
this one want me to be an Agbadorian like him by force but it won't work my dear grin grin.
PoliticsRe: I Will Sell My Vote On Election Day. I'm No Fan Of Any Presidential Candidate by Maxwell775(op): 11:58am On Nov 01, 2022
Himtulie247:
Dem Don dey enter dem car! They are coming for you grin grin grin
Oga EFCC go get public holiday on that February 25th.

EFCC no mind tell Nigerians say they weren't aware of the election date grin grin
PoliticsRe: I Will Sell My Vote On Election Day. I'm No Fan Of Any Presidential Candidate by Maxwell775(op): 11:45am On Nov 01, 2022
Himtulie247:
Noted grin grin grin
is like you're a foreigner. E be like say you no sabi your country.
Them go use money silence EFCC mouth on that election day.
PoliticsRe: I Will Sell My Vote On Election Day. I'm No Fan Of Any Presidential Candidate by Maxwell775(op): 11:34am On Nov 01, 2022
DaniDani:
We know you are one of the agbadorians hoping on vote buying to win election. You can't convince anyone here who have made up his mind to vote wisely. You can't win anyone here to your evil strategy. It's you people that rose up against Jonathan and imposed the current disaster on innocent Nigerians.
I'm not an Agbadorian, I'm not supporting any presidential candidate.

Tinubu, Peter Obi, Atiku, kwankwanso and other presidential candidates are not saints. They are all cut from same material.

If I must vote without collecting money. I think I will vote for Atiku (PDP) based on record. Atleast when Obasanjo/Atiku ruled. We enjoyed Maximum security, Night life in Nigeria was great, businesses were striving, Graduates were employed. ₦500 could prepare soup. Money dey flow back then.

If I want to experience a new Nigeria, Peter Obi is the man.

Tinubu has vowed to continue the good work of Buhari. Buhari has taken us from top to bottom and Tinubu will take us from bottom to underground.
PoliticsI Will Sell My Vote On Election Day. I'm No Fan Of Any Presidential Candidate by Maxwell775(op):
I'm not supporting any presidential candidate. I will sell my vote to any president candidates with the highest amount giveaway.
For example: If APC is sharing 10k and other Parties are sharing less than 10k. I will vote for APC and collect my 10k.

I heard LP no dey give shi shi, well E no concern me. I'm not supporting any presidential candidate. Nigeria no fit better again, Nigeria don spoil finish.

2015, I was begging Nigerians not to vote for Buhari, l told them goodluck Jonathan has lot of good potentials but he need your vote to execute them. I also told them Buhari was a calamity when he ruled in the 80s, but most Nigerians didn't listen, they all went to vote for Buhari.

As if Buhari first tenure of suffering didn't reset their brain, they still went again and vote for Buhari 2019. Omo! we Nigerians we be Mumu, correct Mgbeke, we really deserve what we get from our politicians grin grin

Former president Late Umaru Musa Yar'adua (R.I.P) reduced the prices of goods and commodities in order to make life worth living in Nigeria. Abi Yar'adua get 3 head? Shey yar'adua no be human being like buhari? Abi Yar'adua na alien? I swear Musa Yar'adua need to be studied in the university so that we can know how he managed to make Nigeria a better place.

Over feeding made us rubbish Jonathan's administration. Any little thing na protest. Now a bag of rice is more than minimum wages, fuel & diesel nko? Buhari dey give us wotowoto and yet we can't go and protest. Make we try am and see if Buhari no go use Soldiers & DSS kill all of us grin. We dey find change for wetin no spoil grin.

I'm not supporting any presidential candidate, even if na Buhari dey contest again, E no concern me as long as the party is the highest bidder in sharing money then my pvc is for you.
RomanceRe: I Almost Murdered My Girlfriend For Cheating On Me. But GOD Stopped Me. by Maxwell775: 10:59pm On Oct 03, 2022
Messi1997:
Your previous topic,you were jobless as at August.There is more to life than chasing clout
does the op look like someone who is financially stable or owns a job? He might truly be a jobless and struggling guy trying to survive each day that passes by.

Imagine he even tried to kill an ashawo instead for him to work on his life.
RomanceRe: I Almost Murdered My Girlfriend For Cheating On Me. But GOD Stopped Me. by Maxwell775: 10:52pm On Oct 03, 2022
You won't see ubanja, Thegidredpiller, Kriss216, Kollins11, Nonexisting, Zonefree, slawormir and other on critical and sensitive post like this to dish out their advice. But when it's less relevant post, you'll see them coming out.
O.P, fell in love with an ashawo and he almost kill the ashawo for cheating on him. Abeg you guys should advise him. He need special advice from you guys.
RomanceRe: I Am Planning To Quit My Job, And Focus On My Girlfriend by Maxwell775: 8:10pm On Oct 01, 2022
I hereby call on honorable Thegidredpiller, Kollins11, Zonefree, VeryWickedMan & Cypress042 to come and advise you.
RomanceRe: Please Is There Anything Like God Fearing Olosho Girl? My Experience With One by Maxwell775: 3:34pm On Sep 23, 2022
If you're having a bad day just login nairaland and you're gonna laugh your sorrows away. There's nothing you won't read on this forum.

Abeg which one be God fearing olosho again grin
FamilyRe: I Am In A State Of Dilemma... Should I Move On? by Maxwell775: 6:45pm On May 04, 2022
Chiefbutcher007:
But e no make sense na.
O.T
Stop Simping Dude!
FamilyRe: I Am In A State Of Dilemma... Should I Move On? by Maxwell775: 6:40pm On May 04, 2022
Chiefbutcher007:
You no get respect?
Lol... Na just simple question I ask nw.
FamilyRe: I Am In A State Of Dilemma... Should I Move On? by Maxwell775: 6:33pm On May 04, 2022
pocohantas:
Never be afraid to move on.
Be prepared for anything and everything.
A carpenter in Nigeria might end up making you feel more loved and cherished, but you would never know until you heal and try again. wink
Can I be your carpenter? I promise to knack you well.

FamilyPlease, How Do I Control The Way I Consume Beer. by Maxwell775(op): 6:16pm On Apr 08, 2022
Good evening nairalanders. Hope we're all having a good Friday? I'll go straight to the point.

I drink beer like my life depends on it. My brand of beer is Heineken & trophy. In a day, I can take down like 6 bottles of beer.

I don't drink vodka, spirit or dry gin because I'm a slim guy, and I don't want to be slimmer than the way I am or look dry. I can manage alcoholic red wine but you see beer, I can't do without it.

I do buy packs of can beer (Heineken or trophy) to stock my fridge. Early in the morning before I even brush my teeth I would have taken like 2 can first, when I'm eating I MUST drink beer along side.

If I try to stay a day without beer, I will be feeling this urge or quest to drink cold beer, and If finally get hold of one, you need to see the way I will be rushing it like someone who's in a competition, and before you know it, I have taken down like 5 more beer.

Please nairalanders how do I reduce my beer in take... Those of us who drink beer, please how do you control yours.
FamilyRe: My Wife Don't Want To Help My Younger Sister. Is She Being Heartless? by Maxwell775: 8:38am On Mar 22, 2022
jenifer007:
Oga park well jare and pay jare

So because you set the business for your wife,she should be doing giveaway anyhow abi

So let's say for example,you established a school for your wife and your sister's child or any family member wants to take their kids to the school,you will tell your wife to reduce school fees for their kids abi

Oga business is business and there has to be standard even if it is her own family that is involved,she must also set the same standard for them.

No familiarity in business
Shikena
You women will always support yourselves. Can you do same to your own sister?? Aunty stop being unfair... Look at mariangles and pocochant all the same, supporting yourselves

Why do I feel Jennyclay is your alternate moniker, well, I might be wrong but you sound more like her. Very ruthless girl

RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Ex-boyfriend Who Cheated Her, Shares Pics Of His Dirty Boxers by Maxwell775: 8:55pm On Mar 08, 2022
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CelebritiesRe: Davido Kisses Chioma Passionately As They Party Together (viral Video) by Maxwell775: 8:13pm On Mar 08, 2022
Iyaebe:
Eww,this people will not kill me with horniness

RomanceRe: . by Maxwell775: 7:55pm On Mar 08, 2022
Iyaebe:
Brokedogwu
Alright. It's HOEky.
RomanceRe: . by Maxwell775: 7:22pm On Mar 08, 2022
Iyaebe:
I don't cheat and will never cheat but don't try to stop me from chopping other guy's money.Auf money from these guys is so sweet to spend on frivolities even though you can more than afford them.
Jennyclay:
Yes!! Not all women cheat, Not all women are capable of Infidelity. I'm still a virgin and I've strong keeping myself till the day I get married.

But all men are cheat!! Dogs!!
HOEdogwu

RomanceRe: Man Dumps His 29-year-old Fiancée For Demanding An Expensive Wedding by Maxwell775:
Deborah98:
And why have an expensive wedding when your resources can't afford it. Responsibility first starts from the mind then to the character and conduct. It's okay to have a classic taste but make sure you also are working towards living that kind of life and not to burden someone with it. People should be very intentional with who they want to settle down with. More than beauty and what the eyes see please look at his or her resourcefulness, values and orientations. Some people just want to marry without any head knowledge of what marriage entails.
GOD Bless you. You made a very valid point, May you grow more in wisdom. Amen!

Please don't join those brainless and mannerless nairaland feminists on this forum, don't let them deceive you, especially that foolish girl up there @jennyclay and the rest of them Iyaebe & Co.

Those girls are from marine kingdom to possess bright and reasonable girls like you to join their foolish feminist crew. Please avoid them.

They are everywhere, Facebook, Twitter, whatsapp, Instagram, Tik tok, nairaland. Please take note. They're witches. Honestly I do wonder how they do gather hundreds and thousands of likes here on nairaland despite their foolish comments. Can't you see they're witches??

Please avoid them
RomanceRe: What Is The Romantic Thing Anybody Has Ever Done For You? by Maxwell775: 7:58am On Mar 04, 2022
Jeremani:
When I lost my dad I had to travel to another state,

there was this area man then, I was his dealer in any kind of cigarettes,

when I Left, this man was sending me money every month untill I observed that the money is no more coming again

little did I know that he died I don't know how he died but till this moment I am grateful
I'm still looking for what is romantic here.

FamilyRe: Please Help My Has Been Sick by Maxwell775: 3:08pm On Feb 21, 2022
Foodqueen:
Hmmmmm!!!

Your wife is a certified nurse, and she stucked at home......

U use all your savings for marriage,now u want strangers to give u money, do u know that will meanshuh
the guy is very funny.. I swear

PoliticsRe: Alaafin Of Oyo, Adeyemi, Endorses Tinubu's Presidential Ambition (Video) by Maxwell775: 12:39pm On Feb 21, 2022
I can't believe Nigerians really want to support Tinubu's presidential race.

The other day, an old woman (102 yrs) who declared for presidential race was indirectly mocking Nigerian youths but they didn't get her message.

They thought she really wanted to come out for president but she was only making mockery of the youths.

Nigerians like electing old and sick men as leaders, yet they want better future. Yeye dey smell
FamilyRe: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Maxwell775(op):
stixxy:
Na wa... Konji na bastard
As in.. Before she started living with me, I use to wear boxers when I'm home alone But now I dare not except I wanna disgrace myself.

My erection fit tear my boxers. So I do put on jeans or joggers when I'm home with her.
FamilyHelp! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Maxwell775(op):
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert. undecided huh
RomanceHelp!! My Mother And My Girlfriend Are Putting Pressure On Me by Maxwell775(op): 3:42pm On Feb 05, 2022
Good day nairalanders. Hope everyone is having a good weekend. I'll be brief.

While I was growing up I love playing football, I'm a very good defensive midfielder, I be correct number 6, I have always wanted to play for Nigeria and other big clubs. But my dreams becoming a footballer wasn't coming to reality so I have to focus on my business full time.

I work from mon - sat, while sundays are my free days but I don't go to church. I'm part of those people that plays ball on a Sunday morning, I'm 31 and I still dey play ball well, Infact from Saturday evening my friends have started calling me against tomorrow's match.

Although my girlfriend have persuaded me to start going to church but all to no avail. I can't remember the last time I went to church. Please note that I study my bible, I pray always, I help people around, I visit homes of the needy. But Its been a decade I went to church.

My girlfriend attends church very well, even weekly service. She is really mad at me, she has invited me to church several times but I would turn her down. Now she said she can't go on with our relationship, she don't want a situation whereby if we get married and other families are going to church with their husbands, that I will be in the streets playing ball, she want her marriage to be built on God's word... Bla Bla Bla

Now My Mother on the other hand, is putting pressure on me to go settle down. Everytime, your mates are married, give me grandchildren, do you want me to die before you marry, I didn't give birth to impotent children.

Guys, please note that my elder bro is married with 2 kids. Abeg no be grandchildren be that?? Why put pressure on me.

My Mother pressure.. My girlfriend pressure. I'm just confused and its getting too much. Please I need advice.

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