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peepydelano:I bet with my GF left bress that Jennyclay na Zzor. E no get how she wan take camouflage her moniker, we go still know say na she. From Zzor to Iyaebe to Jennyclay to Rozross. MEANWHILE, May God continue to bless Mosdii, Zonefree, Kollins11, slawormir, ubanja, Thegidredpiller. I don wise for women matter through the help of these men dem. |
dat9jaguy:You guys will just come online and be capping nonsense from your useless
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DaddyCK:wahala dey oo. See as the op resemble woman finish for E profile. Go check E previous thread, I swear you go pray never to have a son like op. Them don drill the op anus kpatakpata. Nawo o. Very disgusting. He need to be recommended to that juju witch doctor ASAP |
ResidentSnitch:Peter Obi supporters are becoming more toxic by the day. They don't know they are demarketing Peter Obi by doing so. February is not far, soon we'll know out next president. I'm not supporting any candidates. If Peter Obi win, good for him If Tinubu win, good for him If Atiku win, good for him If Sowore win, good for him If kwankwanso win, good for him If anybody win, good for the person. One thing I know is that, Nigeria don spoil beyond redemption. |
DaniDani:this one want me to be an Agbadorian like him by force but it won't work my dear . |
Himtulie247:Oga EFCC go get public holiday on that February 25th. EFCC no mind tell Nigerians say they weren't aware of the election date ![]() |
Himtulie247:is like you're a foreigner. E be like say you no sabi your country. Them go use money silence EFCC mouth on that election day. |
DaniDani:I'm not an Agbadorian, I'm not supporting any presidential candidate. Tinubu, Peter Obi, Atiku, kwankwanso and other presidential candidates are not saints. They are all cut from same material. If I must vote without collecting money. I think I will vote for Atiku (PDP) based on record. Atleast when Obasanjo/Atiku ruled. We enjoyed Maximum security, Night life in Nigeria was great, businesses were striving, Graduates were employed. ₦500 could prepare soup. Money dey flow back then. If I want to experience a new Nigeria, Peter Obi is the man. Tinubu has vowed to continue the good work of Buhari. Buhari has taken us from top to bottom and Tinubu will take us from bottom to underground. |
I'm not supporting any presidential candidate. I will sell my vote to any president candidates with the highest amount giveaway. For example: If APC is sharing 10k and other Parties are sharing less than 10k. I will vote for APC and collect my 10k. I heard LP no dey give shi shi, well E no concern me. I'm not supporting any presidential candidate. Nigeria no fit better again, Nigeria don spoil finish. 2015, I was begging Nigerians not to vote for Buhari, l told them goodluck Jonathan has lot of good potentials but he need your vote to execute them. I also told them Buhari was a calamity when he ruled in the 80s, but most Nigerians didn't listen, they all went to vote for Buhari. As if Buhari first tenure of suffering didn't reset their brain, they still went again and vote for Buhari 2019. Omo! we Nigerians we be Mumu, correct Mgbeke, we really deserve what we get from our politicians ![]() Former president Late Umaru Musa Yar'adua (R.I.P) reduced the prices of goods and commodities in order to make life worth living in Nigeria. Abi Yar'adua get 3 head? Shey yar'adua no be human being like buhari? Abi Yar'adua na alien? I swear Musa Yar'adua need to be studied in the university so that we can know how he managed to make Nigeria a better place. Over feeding made us rubbish Jonathan's administration. Any little thing na protest. Now a bag of rice is more than minimum wages, fuel & diesel nko? Buhari dey give us wotowoto and yet we can't go and protest. Make we try am and see if Buhari no go use Soldiers & DSS kill all of us . We dey find change for wetin no spoil . I'm not supporting any presidential candidate, even if na Buhari dey contest again, E no concern me as long as the party is the highest bidder in sharing money then my pvc is for you. |
Messi1997:does the op look like someone who is financially stable or owns a job? He might truly be a jobless and struggling guy trying to survive each day that passes by. Imagine he even tried to kill an ashawo instead for him to work on his life. |
You won't see ubanja, Thegidredpiller, Kriss216, Kollins11, Nonexisting, Zonefree, slawormir and other on critical and sensitive post like this to dish out their advice. But when it's less relevant post, you'll see them coming out. O.P, fell in love with an ashawo and he almost kill the ashawo for cheating on him. Abeg you guys should advise him. He need special advice from you guys. |
I hereby call on honorable Thegidredpiller, Kollins11, Zonefree, VeryWickedMan & Cypress042 to come and advise you. |
If you're having a bad day just login nairaland and you're gonna laugh your sorrows away. There's nothing you won't read on this forum. Abeg which one be God fearing olosho again ![]() |
Chiefbutcher007:Stop Simping Dude! |
Chiefbutcher007:Lol... Na just simple question I ask nw. |
pocohantas:Can I be your carpenter? I promise to knack you well.
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Good evening nairalanders. Hope we're all having a good Friday? I'll go straight to the point. I drink beer like my life depends on it. My brand of beer is Heineken & trophy. In a day, I can take down like 6 bottles of beer. I don't drink vodka, spirit or dry gin because I'm a slim guy, and I don't want to be slimmer than the way I am or look dry. I can manage alcoholic red wine but you see beer, I can't do without it. I do buy packs of can beer (Heineken or trophy) to stock my fridge. Early in the morning before I even brush my teeth I would have taken like 2 can first, when I'm eating I MUST drink beer along side. If I try to stay a day without beer, I will be feeling this urge or quest to drink cold beer, and If finally get hold of one, you need to see the way I will be rushing it like someone who's in a competition, and before you know it, I have taken down like 5 more beer. Please nairalanders how do I reduce my beer in take... Those of us who drink beer, please how do you control yours. |
jenifer007:You women will always support yourselves. Can you do same to your own sister?? Aunty stop being unfair... Look at mariangles and pocochant all the same, supporting yourselves Why do I feel Jennyclay is your alternate moniker, well, I might be wrong but you sound more like her. Very ruthless girl
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Iyaebe:Alright. It's HOEky. |
Iyaebe: Jennyclay:HOEdogwu
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Deborah98:GOD Bless you. You made a very valid point, May you grow more in wisdom. Amen! Please don't join those brainless and mannerless nairaland feminists on this forum, don't let them deceive you, especially that foolish girl up there @jennyclay and the rest of them Iyaebe & Co. Those girls are from marine kingdom to possess bright and reasonable girls like you to join their foolish feminist crew. Please avoid them. They are everywhere, Facebook, Twitter, whatsapp, Instagram, Tik tok, nairaland. Please take note. They're witches. Honestly I do wonder how they do gather hundreds and thousands of likes here on nairaland despite their foolish comments. Can't you see they're witches?? Please avoid them |
Jeremani:I'm still looking for what is romantic here.
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Foodqueen:the guy is very funny.. I swear
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I can't believe Nigerians really want to support Tinubu's presidential race. The other day, an old woman (102 yrs) who declared for presidential race was indirectly mocking Nigerian youths but they didn't get her message. They thought she really wanted to come out for president but she was only making mockery of the youths. Nigerians like electing old and sick men as leaders, yet they want better future. Yeye dey smell |
stixxy:As in.. Before she started living with me, I use to wear boxers when I'm home alone But now I dare not except I wanna disgrace myself. My erection fit tear my boxers. So I do put on jeans or joggers when I'm home with her. |
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate. Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs. Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission. The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges) Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!! Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend. Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert. ![]() |
Good day nairalanders. Hope everyone is having a good weekend. I'll be brief. While I was growing up I love playing football, I'm a very good defensive midfielder, I be correct number 6, I have always wanted to play for Nigeria and other big clubs. But my dreams becoming a footballer wasn't coming to reality so I have to focus on my business full time. I work from mon - sat, while sundays are my free days but I don't go to church. I'm part of those people that plays ball on a Sunday morning, I'm 31 and I still dey play ball well, Infact from Saturday evening my friends have started calling me against tomorrow's match. Although my girlfriend have persuaded me to start going to church but all to no avail. I can't remember the last time I went to church. Please note that I study my bible, I pray always, I help people around, I visit homes of the needy. But Its been a decade I went to church. My girlfriend attends church very well, even weekly service. She is really mad at me, she has invited me to church several times but I would turn her down. Now she said she can't go on with our relationship, she don't want a situation whereby if we get married and other families are going to church with their husbands, that I will be in the streets playing ball, she want her marriage to be built on God's word... Bla Bla Bla Now My Mother on the other hand, is putting pressure on me to go settle down. Everytime, your mates are married, give me grandchildren, do you want me to die before you marry, I didn't give birth to impotent children. Guys, please note that my elder bro is married with 2 kids. Abeg no be grandchildren be that?? Why put pressure on me. My Mother pressure.. My girlfriend pressure. I'm just confused and its getting too much. Please I need advice. |


