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After wetin dem dey use your eyes see for dem border, Africans are the dumbest creations I've ever seen

Sapeleboy911:
If VScode na human being you for don make am run mad or burst cry with your code

walkbrazil4k:
Lol, if you know nairaland that talk nor go even move you one bit, I know where I day na , na talk go come day move me, haba

Lol babes dey there fah

You sure say I go fit bring money come Naija if I dey that side sha

tensazangetsu20:
Choose ke. They no dey choose ugly men o except they are filthy rich.

Women choses men for different reasons, it's not only about being tall, handsome and filthy rich, being hard working, funny and emphatetic is also part of it. I've heard a lady once said she used to avoid handsome men cos she wouldn't want any drama in her marital home.

Not tryna be proud of myself but I have a lot of short and unattractive friends who have pool of women around them than I do cos they're good with conversation I mean ladies who are 5 to 7s, compared to me an introvert with social anxiety can count the numbers of ladies I've had in the last five years.
So it depends, short and unattractive men also meet attractive ladies but it'll require additional efforts from them,

Thanks for those pointers, it's much appreciated

indadi:
We know YouTube is our friend but what do we do for a start. Some of don't understand what we need to do to begin...

A little guidance will help.

You have the chance to choose your desired niche, you can choose to be a Web developer or a mobile app developer, you can also choose to follow the path of becoming data scientist.
In the area of web dev which I understand and developed interest in, you can chose to work as a Frontend or Backend developer, you can also go full stack which is the combination of the two. Web development also goes as far as developing plugins and extensions, just search online to get more knowledge of these terms.
Note that learning this skills will require you to learn how to code with different programming languages like Javascript, php and markup languages, just spend your time having enough findings about this path Good luck.

Datboredberri:
I'm your dreams... Women have rights as human beings... The law agrees... If you don't, no one cares... You're just another useless entity on the internet whose opinion is worth less than sh**

This war was unnecessary... It was caused by men... So men would end it...

Be responsible for your actions... Your argument doesn't make sense... You want to punish women for not suffering for your idiocy?

Men wanna start ww3... Go ahead...

Lmao no other excuse that the "male ego" right
Abeg find another thing talk

Victerica:
U no sabi fuvk virgin

Lmao

Jamestown123:
Even before the recent happenings, ukraine had nothing to offer. Nothing pains me more, when you are telling this dull people something and they act like u are just an enemy of progress.

Very well, I've read it here about people who actually regretted it after they arrived there, a Nairalander actually made a post not too long ago on this travel section. Those pointers are enough to convince a normal human being to avoid that country.

Jamestown123:
If you talk, u are an enemy. They keep acting like they don't read news or even understand what's going on. One was even saying last time that his online girlfriend's dad is top military personnel in ukraine, and the online girlfriend's dad was saying putin can not attack ukraine. I'm sure the online girlfriend is now in poland border. Or maybe the online girlfriend fit be one yahoo boy for ogun state, the whine him head.

Lol it was surprising to learn that some people are still making efforts to enter that country with the intense news going around, thats the highest show of stupidity I've ever seen.

luminouz:
Some virgins won't cry that much and you can still enjoy the sex.

Those ones you dey mention no be virgin dem don dey experiment before you come finally burst, how you go knack virgin and go smoothly even after stimulating her gaan sef your shaft you still feel am.

Victerica:
Hmmm

Na e be say, u no Sabi do the do

I don't get
What do you mean

Victerica:
So is it not possible, to enjoy sex with a virgin on the first night?

Lol don't be naive
How person go enjoy that shit

See oppression for we wey attend poly smh

Victerica:
Person no fit lie, for this nairaland in peace?

Experienced people full here

No mind that nigga

mighty5050:
This story don dey change to whinning

LMFAO rn

Lol you enjoyed sex with a virgin lady in the first night, op no try at all

Privatepart00:
Some ladies don’t like a guy that can cook well , reason been that it will be very hard for the guy to agree that the food she made is sweet . A guy that can cook is choosy compared to one who can’t and get to eat what you see .

Some other ladies like it when a guy can cook. I have seen ladies that call on phone asking when you will prepare this soup or that soup .

When a lady comes over to my place , I don’t ask her to cook for me lol like most guys who look forward to their visit do . She on her own will cook willingly.

Even in the office , I knew my female colleague saying he knows how to cook , your wife is going to have it tough trying to impress you with her cooking skills.

I've always believed they'll always feel intimidated, not making jest of them but it isn't funny realizing one of your super powers has just been broken and all that is left is trying to complement it in any other way

seunny4lif:
I bet you have never met a Russian, I mean not all but if you have done than you will know how the Russians behave.

I never met one, but I meant economically they're on a long ride

pansophist:
Bobrisky smart. He sure me say if he no convert, he go invincible pass air. Nobody go send am.

Me don de reason am lately. Be like say I go convert. Wetin you think ?

Lmao
Big time, the fear of responsibility and sapa na the beginning of wisdom.

And baba who am I to help you decide, anything that'll reduce stress and give ease of living.

pansophist:
Are the men not innocent as well? See this man o

Reason why Bobrisky and the likes choses to switch their gender

seunny4lif:
Lol
I’m not pro Russia but after experience what NATO did in Libya.
I supported myself

But this is Ukraine not Libya man and as far as I know Russia has been on the offensive from the past 14years which shows their worries isn't about Ukraine joining Nato instead they have their eyes on its land, so their claims are just mere excuses.
No matter how Russia tries to play the victim here happenings in the past days shows they're the aggressors, just watch the aftermath of this battle, Russia and it's citizens will realize whats already lost and how they'll be shut from the rest of the world.

seunny4lif:
Zelensky said that he demands from the EU the introduction of a no-fly zone regime over Ukraine.


It’s near not inside

USA says — Russia has used 100+ ballistic missiles just in the initial phase of the attack, SU
bombers, SRBM & MRBM. We see that mainly military infrastructure is being targeted. Russia not even close to using the manpower stationed near borders yet. No threat of nuclear wps

All your comments today shows you're a Pro Russian, you have nothing positive for Ukraine. Does Ukraine deserves what it's experiencing, Russia seems to be the Bully here.

Privatepart00:
This poster said food?
I cook all my delicacies myself. I bake as well.

Majority of ladies can’t do this more than I do.

When I cook, my dad will be asking where did you

learn all this from. ( during Christmas festivities)

The pot of jellof rice above is too shitty if a lady

actually prepared that burnt offering.

NB: My nephews and nieces always look forward to the cake I will bake for them on their birthday.

During New Yam festival , I am the one to cook the white soup that will be used to eat the pounded yam.

The lady has a lot of learning to do.

Cc : kyber

I do read from guys here who knows how to cook well, I do envy y'all, I really wish to learn how to but I no just get the patience maybe in the future I'll learn to.
Same time I do wonder how dem females always feel when they know you're really good at cooking what's their reaction, do they find it challenging?

Shit is real

Mooh247:
Benefits of war

Indeed

ednut1:
it happens mostly during the beginning of winter and end. Oyinbo no send, death no dey fear them lol

Damn, this is so real, please stay safe out there.

Limassol:
It depends on how rock-solid the the ice is... these looks firm.

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