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Romance › Re: Who's That Nairalander U Would Wanna Meet by Maxxim: 8:53pm On Apr 07, 2022

Johnny147147:
Beebah2000 na man o

Maybe he meant his azz cheesy

Politics › Re: We’ll Rebuild, Unite Nigeria - Tambuwal Vows by Maxxim: 8:16pm On Apr 07, 2022

Celebrities › Re: ‘side Chicks Should Take Care Of Him Too’ Julius Agwu’s Wife Moves On With A by Maxxim: 7:55pm On Apr 07, 2022

I just tired, if not for procreation, I don't think I need women at all undecided

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Interview Experience At A Law Firm In Lekki by Maxxim: 2:14pm On Apr 07, 2022

if you could fvck them in your dream, I wonder what you would have done to them if you're given an employment.

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Programming › Re: Impact Of Marijuana On Programmers by Maxxim: 2:01pm On Apr 07, 2022

qtguru:
I am not a good role model other than coding. Uncle qtguru teaches bad things most of the times.

Programming › Re: Impact Of Marijuana On Programmers by Maxxim: 2:00pm On Apr 07, 2022

niel63:
I'm just speechless.

E sock you? grin

Romance › Re: Lesson From The Jada Pinkett And Will Smith Marriage Saga by Maxxim: 1:32pm On Apr 07, 2022

More live to y'all REDPILLERS

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Business › Re: Forbes: Tope Awotona Is One Of The America's Wealthiest Immigrant Ever by Maxxim: 10:39pm On Apr 06, 2022

harsysky:
A thread where you see people, whom I think are sensible, still try to chip in one tribalistic talk to another.

Why can't human understand that everyone is the same irrespective of where they come from. We call the whites racist, but ours is even worse. A black man is a big problem to his race, not the white.

Aswear

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Romance › Re: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by Maxxim: 6:30pm On Apr 06, 2022

Sorry sorry, don't cry don't cry cry

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Romance › Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Maxxim: 10:38pm On Apr 05, 2022

Justice4Toto:
I know the story ...he told me a while ago (offline)

So as they were kissing the Hausa babe start shouting zo mana zomana kei kei kei
My friend put his long bark erected Lagos boy dick into the wet Hausa girl kitten. She scream walahi walahi walahi I dey enjoy am fa
All this while mod candid was at the window watching live blue film
She go so Hot and couldn't do tell.her urge.
She also join them but Amina the Hausa girl rely like.it.
Ofcourse polygamy is allowed in the north.
After two hours of romp they are all tired guess what Mod candid asked for more
My guy was like ha u won kill me ? The Hausa girl Amina smiled

Oya ban me

Na Chisom

Programming › Re: Check Out My Nairaland Clone Website Page by Maxxim: 10:22pm On Apr 05, 2022

qtguru:
Send us address so we can come to your house and view the file.

Politics › Re: Kaduna Train Attack: Tinubu Donates ₦50 Million To Injured Victims by Maxxim: 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2022

Audio money, he should pay to release the abducted ones.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Pictures Of North Kyiv Of Ukraine After Russian Troops Retreated by Maxxim: 6:17pm On Apr 05, 2022

AmazingELixir:

Chai see metal scrap everywhere for aboki.s to strip and scavenge...make dem for leave our manhole cover and metal drainage grid alone.

Most of them no dey useful, those are made of titanium not iron steel, in most cases they're buried underwater

Celebrities › Re: Korra Obidi’s Ex-husband Rain Insults On Her In Front Of Their Kids, & Threatens by Maxxim: 5:57pm On Apr 05, 2022

She started and ended on social media, ladies needs to know social media destroys them.

Career › Re: How My Upholsterer Lost 15 Million Naira Contract Because Of Attitude by Maxxim: 2:49pm On Apr 05, 2022

Someone told you that's not his expertise you still insist he should do the job, idk who is the most dumbest btw you and your landlord.

Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by Maxxim: 12:41pm On Apr 05, 2022

DryMouth:
I'm 27 now.

We were living at ikeja then. My parents were not at home that day. A neighbor took me out of the house, when the blast was becoming unbearable everybody dispersed.

I and some other pple ran into a canal, when i saw that pple couldn't swim inside, i sighted a tree branch and jumped inside the canal while holding the tree branch.
pple died inside that canal.

That was a close call, God really saved you plus your survival instincts, even here in ikotun that year I could remember people running helter skelter, some even packed all their belongings not knowing where they're headed, it's just an unfortunate event
btw seems we're of same age

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Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by Maxxim: 12:35pm On Apr 05, 2022

kennethfranc:
Bro mine bursted inside my tummy for like 4days before surgery

The experience nobi here. A week after my own surgery an elderly man died of same ailment in the same hospital.

Na one such terrible experience, thank God you came out fine, same with my friend too.

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Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by Maxxim: 11:30am On Apr 05, 2022

DryMouth:
Hi...
I'm ikeja bomb blast!

Entered canal but a tree branch saved me

Damn you're an old man o, thank God for your life, I was still a kid then cheesy

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Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by Maxxim: 11:29am On Apr 05, 2022

kennethfranc:
Hi am appendix

I Can't imagine the pain, my homie once experienced it and I really felt for em, that day was crazy until we reached the hospital

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Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by Maxxim: 10:40am On Apr 05, 2022

I'm Tm

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Romance › Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Maxxim: 7:59pm On Apr 03, 2022

wahles:
Simp wey shack red piller wife , is that a simp?

Comments wey dey burst head grin

Shey na loud give you this inspiration ni cheesy

Crime › Re: Please She Said I Raped Her But I Didn't Do It Now She Is Threatening Me by Maxxim: 2:22pm On Apr 03, 2022*

You tried by controlling your urge and sending her away, girls like this are wicked most of em like this blackmailers prob after teasing you, you'll either go down on your knees and start begging her thereby making sure she's doing you a favour by giving you sex , she might also wants you to force your dick in and uses this as a threat to get you on your knees whenever she brings the issue up.

There are instances when seeing you burning of your sexual desire seems exciting to them, I've got an instances where your only tip is allowed in several times and she makes fun of you until you send her away, reason why they said " A Man who has learnt to control his sexual urges is a dangerous man" cos when you do you won't give a fvck anymore.

So man, I'll suggest you write her a text probably on whatsapp, asking her why she never let you in moreover she's the one that initiated the sex thing, don't make it obvious you're saving the chat and whenever she brings the issue up again just show her.

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Christianity Etc › Re: How The God Of Chosen Delivered Me From The Den Of Ritualists by Maxxim: 9:32am On Apr 03, 2022

Hallucinations

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Food › Re: What's Your Favourite Alcoholic Drink And Why? by Maxxim: 7:33pm On Apr 02, 2022

SeaTrade:
lol hangover, very common with some poorly refined spirit.

I don't know that's the cause and I use to take that brand due to how it looks like magic moment, but normally I get hangover after taking excess of drinks of which I experience throwing up and these feverish feelings the next day.

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Food › Re: What's Your Favourite Alcoholic Drink And Why? by Maxxim: 5:59pm On Apr 02, 2022

Budweiser for beers, Tombo Vodka too but I've been avoiding it recently cos I always wakeup to strong headache just by taking it's medium bottle o.. and when sapa holds us action bitters and origin will do.

Webmasters › Re: Where Can I Get .com.ng Domain @800 Naira? by Maxxim: 5:42pm On Apr 02, 2022

Ninetails:
Good day nairalanders
Please can I get .com.ng domain @ 800naira?
If yes please tell me which site?
NOTE: I'll use blogger so I don't need hosting

Do you mean 800 per month?
Check garrantor. ng you'll see list of affordable subscription

Politics › Re: Can You Vote For A Woman As President Of Nigeria? by Maxxim: 7:55am On Apr 02, 2022

onuman:
Too many Nigerians will not. Because of religious faith. Religious faith which drags them down. They drag others down with them in one Nigeria indivisible.

Okonjo Iweala should have been next president of Nigeria, if not for ethno-religious bigotry of too many people in Nigeria.

And you want people to believe Okonjo is a saint either

Politics › Re: Can You Vote For A Woman As President Of Nigeria? by Maxxim: 7:52am On Apr 02, 2022

Simran94:
Please help me ask those backward thinking beings.
They should go and see what the leader of New Zealand who is a woman has been doing since 2017, they should go and check the political records of VP of USA and see the number of women under the US administration also UK and the rest developed worlds.

Werey, you no get any other examples than that of New Zealand, have you read about her?
I doubt so, she's different from women like you, that wants to eat their cake and have it.
Most women in those foreign nations you're referring to are brains, they're different from y'all here that believes it's manipulation that'll get you there, probably sleeping with old male politicians for seats, blackmailing men to score points instead leave good example in the community, start from the scratch, present obvious evidence that you have the good interest of the masses in mind and see how people will troop in to put you in places.

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Politics › Re: British Firm To Fix Ajaokuta Steel For Free — FG by Maxxim: 9:57pm On Apr 01, 2022

I'm always in suspicious of people like this Minister that uses this phrase "by the grace of God" in deals nd business they ain't trust worthy.
Britain doing it for free, when Russia has already commenced working on the project, this too seems suspicious, are the british doing this to get Naija on their side against Russia?

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Family › Re: When Your Wife Is The Breadwinner Of Her Family. by Maxxim: 3:15pm On Apr 01, 2022

Kobojunkie:
Why isn't a woman allowed to be a breadwinner if that works best for her marriage and maybe her personality? Why must rules for living be dictated by your traditions when life is instead meant to be lived freely?

I have observed females who are happy and proud to be breadwinners to what is their family. Why should it all be about the man's ego?

Never did I mention about women becoming bread winners, idk who you wrote these epistle to, my post was targeted to men, gtf

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Family › Re: When Your Wife Is The Breadwinner Of Her Family. by Maxxim: 2:57pm On Apr 01, 2022

Men whose wife are bread winners needs to cover their faces in shame, for fvcks sake why should that be.
What happened to their life Purpose?

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