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Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Maxxim: 9:40pm On Jan 12, 2024
Vl3ly:
Tucker Carlson says Gonzalo Lira has died in a Ukrainian prison
fvck
They eventually killed em
RomanceRe: See what happens if you masturbate. by Maxxim: 11:31pm On Jan 10, 2024
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
😂😂
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua To Face Francis Ngannou In March by Maxxim: 9:18am On Jan 06, 2024
Arabs spending lots of money to make the impossible happen
PoliticsRe: Why The Government Refuse To Release Nnamdi Kanu. He Is A CIA Agent by Maxxim: 7:45am On Jan 06, 2024
This is partly true, one thing about this freedom fighters is the fact that they know all the possible ways to achieve their goal of separation, but then chooses violence instead, some of their followers even believes lot of people must die in order to achieve this, also while these people pushes the gullible to collect bullet on their behalf they are up there enjoying in those western countries.
Someone like Nk has his family members in the force but his gullible followers don't have the balls to call em out whilst innocent people are being dragged and accused of being sabotage, the hypocrisy smh.

Julian Assange has been in prison all this year's for charges of releasing the western lies and propaganda, since then his life hasn't been the same, Elon musk has been attacked, his platform cancelled by the elites and Cia for releasing covid and Hunter bidens files, thank goodness he's a powerful person emself he would have been ditched for a long time, what about Gaddafi.
There are so many of this events but then africans haven't escaped their matrix, unfortunately we are too weak to confront their doings
BusinessRe: CBN Approves cNGN "Stablecoin" For February Launch by Maxxim: 8:47pm On Jan 05, 2024
😂😂
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Suspends NSIPA, Coordinator Halima Shehu by Maxxim: 1:49pm On Jan 02, 2024
Bluntemperor:
• If President Tinubu want to succeed in the Power Sector,the Present Minister is too gentle and should move to another Sector and bring someone with an Eagle 🦅 eyes and determination to succeed - like Wike ,Olabumi Tunji- Ojo or Umahi!
Corruption has finished most - MIDAS-Min and Depts like- DISCOS,NNPC,etc,
as they failed to Account for Yearly Funds in the Budgets!
-eg, how can these entities be claiming yearly Furniture Allowances, for God sake? How can any of them be claiming so much allowances - for -------Workers that are not always at work - and many don't have Registered to ------Sign and some signed for Others in these Fraudulent Entities-!
We are not serious at all!
He's not too gentle but corrupt, in one of his speech I listened to him appraising the use of generators who in the right sense does this, shows he's only there to sabotage his department.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Suspends NSIPA, Coordinator Halima Shehu by Maxxim: 12:48pm On Jan 02, 2024
It'll be unfair if the minister of power isn't sacked, electricity has never been so bad as it is
TravelRe: Breaking: Tsunami Warning After 7.6 Earthquake hit Central Japan by Maxxim: 2:38pm On Jan 01, 2024
tsephanyah:
Waves of up to five metres high are believed to be reaching Noto in Ishikawa, according to the Japan Meteorological Agency.
This is crazy imagine running to save your life and that level of wave behind you
PoliticsRe: POWA Behind Demolition At Computer Village Not LASG - Gbenga Omotoso by Maxxim: 5:40am On Jan 01, 2024
At this point, if most people doesn't use their head propagandist will just keep using their head to break each other, and if one is too emotionally vulnerable sorry is your name. But then I'm still wondering why they kept playing this game when it's purpose is already been exposed
PoliticsRe: What Are You Regrets In Year 2023? by Maxxim: 9:59pm On Dec 31, 2023
Not reaching my full potential, we go again tomorrow
PoliticsRe: Who Do You Think Should Be Nigeria's Person Of The Year 2023? by Maxxim: 6:02pm On Dec 31, 2023
I think seun kuti should be amongst them
PoliticsRe: "We Are Hungry O" - Traders Scream At Tinubu's 30-car Convoy (VIDEO) by Maxxim: 1:07pm On Dec 30, 2023
Tranquillity360:
“Ebi npa wa oo” grin grin
Lmao
TravelRe: Earth's Capital by Maxxim: 12:11pm On Dec 29, 2023
pansophist:
Pastors wey don dump members and church run go village go hide under mountain grin
I really felt for the members, it's so unfortunate 😁
TravelRe: Earth's Capital by Maxxim: 6:20am On Dec 29, 2023
pansophist:
So you woke up the next morning to the breaking news that aliens from outer space are mobilizing to attack Earth, and the launch is due on Monday EET 12.00. The UN suddenly announced an extraordinary meeting of all world leaders and for the first time, leaders from unrecognized countries can attend.

For the first time in history, all nations must drop their differences and work together to fend off this sudden attack and halt the extinction of mankind. The war in Ukraine suddenly reaches its end, and enemy countries began sharing military technologies, to strengthen human defense force against alien attack.

The defence formation is simple. Mountainous countries will host the earth's defense force, and nuclear silos would be on high alert, to blow off their spaceship as they descend on earth.

Iranian, Russian, American, Chinese, and German military scientist begin working tirelessly to integrate their operations and interoperability, while Nigerians engage in dry fasting and prayers. Rumors of the second coming of christ flooded everywhere, and hotels became the new prayerground.

As the day approaches, fear has gripped earth, and even nihilist doctrines whom should be happy at the extinction of the human race could not stand the sheer grip of an imminent demise.

The Chinese who lived under the fear and threat of Soviet and US nuclear strikes during the ww2, and have built nuclear bunkers capable of housing hundreds of millions of people begin evacuating their citizens from earth to underground, alongside the Finns who have built theirs to withstand soviet attack.

A day before the strike, the sun becomes dark, as the shadows of alien armies cloud the atmosphere. The decibels of the incoming sound cannot be comprehended or recorded, as it transcend human comprehensions.

As the clock ticks closer to that war, the earth's surface becomes empty, as everyone has sought refuge underground, under mountains, and in nuclear bunkers. Armies who are dead scared to their bone stood still, and would rather die a hero than a coward.

All silos faced up, with the longest range placed in strategic places that allows fast delivery of strikes. All of a sudden, an interstellar alarm could be heard all around the earth, and rain-like arrows fills the atmosphere.

The sun was dark, and all that can be seen were clouds down to the rooftop. All telecommunication systems were blown off in space by the aliens , and there was not communication whatsoever anymore. Military satellites becomes useless, and solders dont even know what to aim at.

All of a sudden, there was a warning that earth should surrender, to avoid the destruction and enslavement. Representatives from earth featuring military generals from selected countries were giving 48 hours to declare the terms of surrender.

At this trying time, humanity is faced with the choice of fight to the death with no assurance of winning, or accept a condition that put them at the mercy of a alien they know nothing about about.

To be continued.................
😂😂😂 Where nigerian pastors go keep their members bayii? 😂
BusinessRe: Nigerian Banks Set To Launch Compliant Naira Stablecoin In 2024 by Maxxim: 6:16am On Dec 29, 2023
Will be backed with what exactly 😂
RomanceRe: TELL US! Do Men That Do Not Smoke, Drink, Or Womanize Exist? by Maxxim: 7:10am On Dec 28, 2023
I've taken drugs before, but trust me, I wouldn't go back to that path, I only drink all this while whenever depression sets in, I don't take too much tho, it's all I've got atm
Christianity EtcRe: Why Pastor Adeboye Sat On Royal Chair – Olugbon by Maxxim: 9:16pm On Dec 25, 2023
Most of una no go see anything wrong cos na the church you dey attend
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Threatened Fubara To Sign Resolution, Ex-commissioner by Maxxim: 10:36am On Dec 22, 2023
It's a funny situation, ironically Tinubu didn't agree to any of Obasanjo's plight during his time as a governor, he's the one now forcing his opinions on fubara
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope For Days Without Nairaland. by Maxxim: 4:17pm On Dec 21, 2023
I never knew I was this addicted
TravelRe: Enugu Greenery: The Most Serene City In Nigeria by Maxxim: 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2023
Enugu is one of the nicest place I've visited, I just like the vibes around there
Foreign AffairsRe: "No Peace Un­til Rus­sia’s Goals In Ukraine Are Achieved", Says President Putin by Maxxim: 4:48pm On Dec 14, 2023
chiefolododo:
Putin is a noisemaker
Shey you go try experience the front zone aka the meat grinder
TravelRe: Why Women Leave Their Husbands Abroad After They Both Japa by Maxxim: 6:30am On Dec 14, 2023
sukkot:
that is a very brilliant parallel analogy. Our powerful politicians come to the west and are reduced to nothing talk less of you that is a nobody . You see them in the trains looking very decrepit and vulnerable. That their big agbada hides many ailments. They look decrepit and vulnerable and you can just walk up to them and slap them . Aregbesola was almost slapped in America by this guy who saw him and ekweremadu was beaten to stupor in Germany. Ibori and ekweremadu were thrown into British prison like common criminals

That is a wonderful parallel. Even our politicians are emasculated when they enter the west and they have billions in the bank akant. Talk less of the average naija man with nothing in the akant. You will be emasculated by society to the tenth power.
Yes I saw the video, now let's assume this dude wants to speak with em even just to get some sight of him here in naija I believe the process in his security protocol would have discouraged the dude.
The western society is fair for the weak ones, including women and low income earners and promotes justice for each of the individual.
There's oppression here in the country, imagine a rich man checking you and reassuring emself that he's still richer than you just to feel special and know he's still in control.
TravelRe: Why Women Leave Their Husbands Abroad After They Both Japa by Maxxim: 8:51pm On Dec 13, 2023
The same reason why nigerian men become emasculated and not being able to wield any power is the same as what happens when nigerian politicians reaches abroad without no security guards and loads of escorts.
FamilyRe: Men Are The Cause Of Moral Decadence & Indecency In Our Girls Today by Maxxim: 2:19pm On Dec 13, 2023
Stupid person, shifting blames and pointing fingers after sharing and exhausting all your glories to yahoo boys. I haven't seen such an irresponsible post for so long
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Adelabu: Nigeria Gets 40,000MW Power From Generators by Maxxim: 7:14am On Dec 13, 2023
adioolayi:
That's before Una remove subsidy.. angry angry

Now that subsidy is gone...Na dead silence for my neighborhood...anyone wey dey run generator anyhow now, na suspected armed robber grin cheesy grin..

So, Mr Minister, go back and redo your projection...we no dey produce reach that level for generators anymore grin grin grin
Same here😂😂
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tall People How Do You Survive by Maxxim: 6:12pm On Dec 08, 2023
Beolly:
.
You are a 6'5 lady?
Lady bawo
I'm not
PoliticsRe: Sanusi To Tinubu: The President Shouldn’t Be The Petroleum Minister by Maxxim: 6:33am On Dec 08, 2023
Nigerians are trying to be hopeful but do you think the country will ever get better? Probably no
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tall People How Do You Survive by Maxxim: 7:16pm On Dec 07, 2023
Makamatic:
Same here . And shoe na also problem
I make my foot wears and it's so sad cause most beautiful shoes are of average sizes

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