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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is There Discrimination Against Part Time Graduates? I Need To Know by mayorde(op): 1:08pm On Jul 18, 2009
I have asked this question a long time but didnt bother to find answers cos i gained admission to OOU but the faculty did not accept me cos i didnt have the O level requirements to study Accounting( i applied for DE with my ATS-ICAN and i use to be a science student).

Now i Need Answers please. i have my PE 1 in ICAN and thinkin of putting in for DLI after my ACA. pls Bros in the house i need ur guidance/inputs/opinions/suggestion everything. thanks.
RomanceRe: I Need An Advice by mayorde(m): 2:40pm On Feb 19, 2009
dear poster,
your aunt or elder sister is having an extra marital affair and you dont know how to talk to her. If i were in your shoes this is what i will do:
1. I'll make sure i have enough evidence to proove that she is
2. If Our Mum is still alive or Our Elder or Youger sister, i will tell them
3. The two of us will tell her what we have observed or what we have found out as the case may be.
4. Tell her it is in her own best interest to stop it.
5. I will be ready to face the consequences( she might send me out of her house, stop paying my fees, hate me etc)
6. I will never tell her husband. I wont be responsible for the collapse of their marriage
7. I will never be afraid of saying the truth!
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Girl You Bedded Same Day With Her Sister On The Same Bed? by mayorde(m): 12:03pm On Feb 13, 2009
whats going on here mr moderator. i said finally, i will just Bleep the life of my head out of that girl. why is mess appearing dont edit my words oo. i av copyright over them.
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Girl You Bedded Same Day With Her Sister On The Same Bed? by mayorde(m): 11:58am On Feb 13, 2009
Bros make i no lie u ooo
1.   The Girl is only interested in your money(she wants to settle down with a rich guy)
2.    She is an aristo proper
3.    That girl could definitely not be her sister( and if she is thats not a good family to marry from)
4. She is most likely bisexual or a lesbian at that.
5       You are not the first person they will be having a party with neither are u the last.
6.       That kind of  girl will sleep around when  u eventually marry her
7. ONCE MORE SHE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN  UR MONEY OR SOFHEARTEDNESS( she knows u'll probably be a good husband)
8.   Bros go 4 ur HIV test. u neva can tell, she might be KARASHIKA


Finnally bros if i were u, i will just Bleep the life of my head out of that girl.MARRIAGE? NO WAY!
EducationRe: Oou 2008/2009 Freshers Registration. by mayorde(m): 1:30pm On Jan 23, 2009
Hi, follow OOUITES,I just gained admission to study accounting through direct entry. Please i will appreciate if anybody can reach me on this number 07030614637. From wat i av read, i guess i will av to go down to OOU mini campus to complete the acceptance procedure, but i dont want to get there and find out it is not ready for Direct Entry students, it will be a total watse of money. Please any body with any useful information should reach me on this number 07030614637. Your call will be highly appreciated. merci
BusinessHow Can A Student In My Position Make Some Money? Pls Help by mayorde(op): 3:54pm On Jan 21, 2009
Please i need ur advice, suggestions, opinions, counsel, admonition, just name it. i just gained admission to OOU to study accounting. I am an AAT and have been working for 2 years before this admission finally showed up(Full Time). I do not want to depend on my parents for everything while i am in school cos i am used to being independent and besides i come from a financially challenged family. wat do u think i can do to av some measure of financial independence. I do not want forever living products, Tianshi and the likes


Thanks a lot.
HealthRe: I Want To Get Fatter by mayorde(m): 12:20pm On Jan 21, 2009
mr crackles, if you do not av anytin important to say why dont you keep shut.
HealthRe: I Want To Get Fatter by mayorde(m): 12:14pm On Jan 19, 2009
i am a slim guy too and i want to be say a bit robust and muscular not neccessarily fat. it has not always bothered me because i can do any sport any robust person can do and can endure even longer than some robust people. but a few people tease me about my slim body nowadays and judge from wat they see. i once told a female friend of mine that i will love to join the Nigerian Army and she started laughing and said "with these your slim body". The truth is i can because i know i can. but if i dont do something fast i could lose many oppotunities because of this body of mine. i was never given the opportunity to join the school football team cos they must av concluded i am not strong enough, even my parents believe i cant do anything that requires physical exertion.

What can i do? nobody has really anwered that question.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is There Discrimination Against Part Time Graduates? I Need To Know by mayorde(op): 11:16am On Nov 27, 2008
hi
Jobs/VacanciesIs There Discrimination Against Part Time Graduates? I Need To Know by mayorde(op): 2:20pm On Nov 25, 2008
i just want to know if this blue chip companies discriminate againts Part Time Bsc Holders i.e those without NYSC certificate. u information will relly go a long way to help. thanks
EducationRe: Any Part Time Form For Sale Now? by mayorde(m): 2:11pm On Nov 25, 2008
pls cecegrace can u provide me with further details
EducationRe: Unn Primary List Is Out by mayorde(m): 4:43pm On Oct 23, 2008
the second supplementary list is out. i av not been able to check mine. this cafe that i am using is bullshit. the dsie is not opening. they dont av adobe pagemaker i guess that the reason it is not opening
Nairaland GeneralRe: To Post From One's Phone by mayorde(m): 1:15pm On Oct 17, 2008
it will really b appreciated
EducationRe: Unn Primary List Is Out by mayorde(m): 11:59am On Oct 17, 2008
please oooooooooooooo. a friend of mine could not see her result online. anyone who can help her out should. her jamb reg no : 810933595je pume2901960394. faculty bis adminstration. dept. accounting
EducationRe: Any News About The Unn Postde List Please? by mayorde(m): 11:57am On Oct 17, 2008
please oooooooooooooo. a friend of mine could not see her result online. anyone who can help her out should. her jamb reg no : 810933595je pume2901960394. faculty bis adminstration. dept. accounting
EducationRe: Unn Primary List Is Out by mayorde(m): 11:46am On Oct 17, 2008
chidipupay, i hope to join the unnforum by the time i bcom a student insha allah. my question is will the de list come out b4 or after resumption on the 23rd of oct. its keepin too long
EducationRe: Oou Admission List by mayorde(m): 7:39pm On Oct 14, 2008
please stop givin false information. the oou admission list i av bnot seen. it is not out.
EducationRe: UNN Post-UME Cut Off Mark by mayorde(m): 7:36pm On Oct 14, 2008
will the supplementary list come out b4 or after resumption. iwant to know my fate in due time ooooo
EducationRe: Unn Primary List Is Out by mayorde(m): 7:31pm On Oct 14, 2008
chidipupay. i applied to accounting dept. my scores are 25 & 12. remark : qualified. please tel me everytin u know. am i likely to b admitted any cut-off mark. some people are avin difficulties checkin ythere result. any info 4 them
EducationRe: Unn Postde Student Sign Here by mayorde(m): 7:25pm On Oct 14, 2008
please oooooooooooo .who knows about the cut off i scored a total of 37 and my remark : qualified. i applied to accounting depaertment.
EducationRe: Any Info In The Unn Postde? by mayorde(m): 1:06pm On Oct 09, 2008
the results are out oooo. go to unn portal click on prospective student. then click on post ume. ffg the instructions u will see it live * direct.
i av checked mine scored 25 and 12 .they wrote qualifieed. i dont know wat it means ooooooooo. any body with info should help.
EducationRe: How To Be The Best In School by mayorde(m): 12:57pm On Oct 09, 2008
cant you be nigerian enough to tell students your discovery. must everytin in life involve money?
EducationRe: Unn Primary List Is Out by mayorde(m): 10:31am On Oct 09, 2008
tega its me mayowa.my number is 07030614637. my DE scores Are 25 for screening 12 for Direct entry. i dont know what it means ooo. they wrote REMARK: QUALIFIED. any body that knows wat it means should explain oooooooooo. does it mean i will be admitted or wat. when is the second list coming out
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Girl- I Am Serious by mayorde(op): 2:25pm On Sep 22, 2008
wel wel wel.
it has been nice. i av met 3 girls, very nice once. i av not seen anyone of them physically. they all liv outside lagos. i av been communicating wth 2. we are not rushing into anytin. at least not now. i actually deleted the 3rd's number. i called her one day and the way she replied was quite insultive so i deleted her number straightaway. kemi in oou.thats u. i am mayor. cal me and lets see if we can stil talk

i will like to increase the age bracket to 23. and a girl in lagos wil be more preferable. if u are not in lagos u can stil cal. no flashing. u can send text messages.

my number 07030614637.

i can spoke good english ooooo. dont mind my typing
RomanceRe: Ladies Please-tel Me The Truth-b4 A Saint Bcoms A Devil by mayorde(op): 3:25pm On Sep 18, 2008
more comments please
EducationRe: Ican by mayorde(m): 2:19pm On Sep 17, 2008
are u here- make we talk ooo
RomanceLadies Please-tel Me The Truth-b4 A Saint Bcoms A Devil by mayorde(op): 1:55pm On Sep 17, 2008
ladies i need your sincere opinion. please just say the truth-point blank

I am a very nice person though i don’t think the time as come to start laying or getting laid- (i ain’t saying i am a saint).

I believe every lady should be treated nicely, at least the way I’ll like my sisters to be treated, but lately I’ve been reading this David De-angelo stuff about bieng nice to women being a mistake, that it does not attract ladies, that it actually repels them. i dont seem to comprehend it at all!
even on nairaland i av read it several times about nice guys finishing last. if ladies actually prefer the bad guys, why then do they complain about guys being unfaithful/not caring.

I really need ur opinion or let me say the truth. DO YOU LADIES ACTUALLY PREFER BAD GUYS TO nICE Guys? let's hear from the Horse's mouth.

which would you advice me to be- NICE Or BAd. i actually dont av much female friends may be it's because i am nice( i av stopped being shy).

I DoNT want to finish last. tell me the truth pls. SISTAWOMAN, IICE, and other straightforward posters, speak out pls. If being bad is the in-thing i would rather be worse. Don’t give me advice as regards facing my studies, just answer my question-simple.
EducationRe: Ican by mayorde(m): 11:34am On Sep 17, 2008
ICAN-means INSTITUTE OF CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS OF NIGERIA. it is a professional body that conducts exams for people intending to become professional accountants i.e chartered accountant and it issues guidelines and code of conduct by which members in practice must abide with. (in brief)

Presently ICAN exams are in 2 clases per say. The ATS and The Professional Exams. The Accounting Technician Scheme (ATS) is in 3 stages with 4 papers each making a total of 12 papers. This is good for people with 5 o'level credit maths And English COmpulsory. those with OND in accounting are exempted from stages 1&2. while those with OND in Banking & FIn are exempted fro stage 1 and 2 courses in stage 2( pls confirm).

The Graduate of the ATS is refered to as an accounting technician (AAT). he can perform accounting duties for medium enterprises and can effectively assit the chartered accountant in larger firms. simply put the AAT is a middle level professional Accountant.

the ATS result can also be used for direct entry to some universties. the exams are conducted 2wice yearly march and september(the exam is going on right now as i am typing this).

for the profeesional exams there are 5 stages FOUNDATION, Intermediate, PE 1-3. this is ideal for people with first degree or HND in any discipline. go to the intitute seccretariat At ebute-metta opposite denton police station to confirm the which stage(s) you shall be exempted from based on your qualification.other porfessional exams such as cibn, cis etc are also acceptable. if you can lay your hands on the syllabus you will know which stage you shall be exempted from. for accounting graduates from ican accredited schools they start from pe2, while accounting graduates from non accredited schools start from PE1.

visit their website:www.ican-ngr.com for more info.or go to their nearest district office.if you are in lagos go to the one i mentioned earlier.

ICAN is the most respected professional body in the country. she has been conducting leaakproof exams for over 40 years in the country.
you will be glad you joined ican


IF YOU CAN BE A CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT-I CAN!
join ican if you can.


my number is 07030614637 if u av further questions.
CareerRe: I Am Proud To Be An Accounting Technician Of Ican-sign In If U Are by mayorde(op): 9:27am On Sep 12, 2008
proudly AAT. i am so happy many AATs are turning in, we will get there. let continue to use this thread to address every issue concerning the AAT.
i am findind it difficult to read that course called MIS, it is just too voluminous,can any body give me an hint on how to read it, though i passed IT in ATS 2 it was more by cramming rather than understanding, i dont want to do that again it is the best form of learning. please help kme out ooo.

Wat do U say About aving a body like Professional Accounting Students Association Of Nigeria-ATS(PASAN-ATS) (PASAN-ICAN). do u think it will go along way to help?
WAt will be its Aims & Objectives?

I need ur comments guys- i am of the opinion that it will really go along way to help us .
CareerRe: I Am Proud To Be An Accounting Technician Of Ican-sign In If U Are by mayorde(op): 1:42pm On Sep 08, 2008
please dont mind my spelling and grammar. i am always in a haste.(when typing).

I will just like to add taht some schools accept AAT for direct entry. I just came back from Nssuka(UNN) on sunday. i went there to write their post Direct Entry Exam.

Some schools that accept it are: OAU, BENIN, NAU, UNN, OOU, etc consult jamb brochure 4 more.
CareerRe: I Am Proud To Be An Accounting Technician Of Ican-sign In If U Are by mayorde(op): 1:32pm On Sep 08, 2008
hi yinka,
i been off for sometime. aw are u doing? i dont seem to agree with you as regards AAT's going for I.T making it equivalent to the OND, NO! it does not. why do i say so?
HND students in polytecnics go fo SIWES dont They? In some universities 300/400 level students go for IT ( science oriented courses especially).

AAT students going for IT mingth be placed probably on the same level with OND students no doubt, that does not mean we are equal technically and professionally speaking, and if you are able to proove ur worth, you can be promoted ahead an OND student, dont you think so?

Sometimes in life we may av to swallow our pride. if going for IT we give us the type of recognition we deserve then i dont really think being placed on the same level with an OND matters. with time the boys will be seperated from the men, if you actually proove ur worth.

ONE battle after the other. let AAT be employed first. later we can figth for superiority over OND.


ICAN nomination form is out for AAT. visit there website and download it and submit to their office in V.I
i am about to download mine i will want to campaign or seek nomination for the President/Vicepresident of the AAT committee, but i'll probably be very busy next year, all the same i;ll still put in. i hope you will vote for me at the ANNUAL CONFERENCE IN DECEMBER. i want to INVITE U ALL TO PICK UP UR NOMINATION FORM AS WELL.
InvestmentRe: How To Start Investing In Stocks And Shares by mayorde(m): 3:51pm On Aug 29, 2008
dear sir,

howa are u doing? i am mayorde, on nairaland.actually we av drafted our partnership agreement and put in place everyother thing as regards who will be the signatories to the account , the bank we are going to use,all other nessecary internal controls. i am a professional accounting student, i will keep the accounts and put in place every neccesary controls.

My concern is that we are not registered yet. do we need registration before we can proceed - and I guess the answer is yes, i may be wrong.wat i actually want to know is if we need a certificate of incoporation before we can open a CSCS account and how many signatories can there be to a CSCS account. if we will need a certificate of incoporation or registration of bis name, whichever applies aw do we go about it aw much does it cost.

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