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Fellow Nigerians, bye bye o , I don dey go to Otueke be that o. Make una cooperate with Gen Buhari my successor.

THEY LIED MANY TIMES. GLORIA OKON CASE HAPPENED UNDER IBB. AND IT WAS SHAGARI THAT DEPORTED GHANAIANS. 700,000 OF THEM. YES, IT CONTINUED UNDER BUHARI BUT MUCH LESS.

The producers of the revisionism called documentary could not even get basic facts right. Shehu Kangiwa,the 2nd republic governor of Sokoto state died after falling from a horse during a polo game in 1981 but the film makers have twisted this historical fact by stating Buhari protected him from prosecution when he came to power in December 1983 because he was Hausa-Fulani like Buhari!

Ex-Super Eagles goalkeeper,Wilfred Agonnavbare,, aka Singalo, has passed on.The ex NNB and Rayo Vallecano goaltender died in early hours of today in Spain after a protracted battle with cancer related ailment.

SOURCE:https://www.facebook.com/felix.okugbe?fref=nf

"GEJ went to Sokoto, Kano and Zamfara, all APC states he wasn't stoned. Why was he stoned in Katsina and Bauchi, states under PDP control pls Nigerians ask urself this question before blaming the APC?" - M N Abdul
"I pray nothing happen to them. Every sane Nigerian must rise up against electoral violence. And so I am joining others in condemning that dastardly act too. However, in doing so, I find something very curious in the two attacks.
"One is that the two attacks so far took place in PDP controlled States. Is it possible that the security could have been compromised to allow APC-broom carrying supporters to invade the campaign grounds without any resistance?
"Two, that of Bauchi happened right inside the venue of the rally? Is it possible that the rivalry between FCT minister and the governor was what played out? Come to think of it, the party's National chairman is also from the State. What really could have happened?
"Three, don't also forget that Shema's promoters wanted him as a replacement for Sambo. And they have never hidden their anger against both Jonathan and Sambo, over the way the matter was handled. If what happened had occurred in Kano, some of us would not have expressed any surprise. But Kano people, who once stoned both their emir and governor in the past, disappointed us this time around when Jonathan visited.
"As a reporter, who have been covering the north for over a decade now, I believe strongly that there is more to the attacks in Katsina and Bauchi, than meets the eye. Please let's be reasonable in our analysis of these attacks. For that is the only way we can unearth the real attackers and the motive behind the attacks." - Ismail Omipidan

omolami:
Haba buhari,i did not know that u re so dull and clueless.The forger of this your result are amature.You could have done better at oluwole,Lagos.Here are some fullish mistakes in d forgery attempt
1.The superimposed paper was not well alligned.
2.Languages were not offered on Cambridge wasc until 1970s
3.You did not include wood work and mathematics in d army form 199,even though you score f9 in d two subjects, why?,well that is,fraud nd lies on attestation
4.If this is what you intended doing,you did so too late bec you allowed d matter draged.
5.Cluelessness did not let you know that cap is not required in passport
Youve embarrased yourself,families and friends by this autitude.Fraud,perjury,lies,forgery etc.This stains yr integrity claim.Plse confess and beg nigerians,then withdraw from d race.I perceive d army may at d end strip you of General rank,too bad

Please keep shut forever.

MAYOWAAK:
4. Tesilimi Olawale “Teslim” Balogun
https://images.supersport.com/2011/Tesilimi%20Balogun300.jpg

Balogun was the first African to qualify as a professional coach. He was a coach for Nigeria at the 1968 Summer Olympics. He played at both professional and international levels as a striker. The Teslim Balogun Stadium in the Nigerian city of Lagos is named in his honour. The Teslim Balogun Foundation was founded after his death to assist the families of Nigerian ex-international footballers who may have fallen on hard times.

Joszef Ember from Hungary coached Nigeria at the 1968 Olympic games in Mexico.


Teams
NigeriaNigeria

Squad List
Nr. Name Date of Birth Position Height
1 Peter FREGENE 17/05/1947 GK
2 Anthony IGWE 24/12/1945
3 Augustine OFUOKWU 14/08/1944
4 Samuel OKOYE 22/12/1947
5 Olusegun OLUMODEJI 01/04/1945
6 Samuel OPONE 13/06/1942
7 Olumuyiwa OSHODE 08/06/1946
8 Paul HAMILTON 31/08/1941
9 Kenneth OLAYOMBO 29/08/1947
10 Peter ANIEKE 02/03/1946
11 Mohammed LAWAL 23/09/1939
12 Durojaye ADIGUN
13 Willie ANDREWS
14 Sebastian BRODERICK 09/07/1938
15 Clement OBOJEMENE 17/08/1945
16 Ganiyu SALAMI 05/10/1942
17 Fred ARYEE 22/07/1939
18 Joseph AGHOGHOVBIA 15/04/1941
19 Yakubu IBRAHIM GK
Coach: Joszef EMBER (HUN)

4. Tesilimi Olawale “Teslim” Balogun
https://images.supersport.com/2011/Tesilimi%20Balogun300.jpg

Balogun was the first African to qualify as a professional coach. He was a coach for Nigeria at the 1968 Summer Olympics. He played at both professional and international levels as a striker. The Teslim Balogun Stadium in the Nigerian city of Lagos is named in his honour. The Teslim Balogun Foundation was founded after his death to assist the families of Nigerian ex-international footballers who may have fallen on hard times.

Alexkene:
Nigerians are not asking for Buhari's statement of result. We want to see the original certificate issued by waec.

Statement of result can be forged. Original waec certificate cannot be.

Until, Buhari provide this, you remain a fool

To all ignoramuses and those who have chosen to turn logic on its head!
Education 'certificates' are NEVER issued twice. And yes i told you so! WAEC will never issue you a certificate twice. And I don't know of any other educational institution that does.
My secondary school certificate got lost years ago when i tried applying to overseas universities for my university education. I couriered my original WAEC certificate to family friend in the UK and she misplaced it.
When i approached WAEC office in Ogba for another copy, I was told what can be issued is a 'certified copy of exam results'. And more so, it will not be given to me personally but posted directly to any institution that demands for it.
I later obtained a certified copy of my O'level results from WAEC office in London. Yes WAEC office in London! If you don't know, WAEC has a London office.
In 1999, I paid £20 for a certified copy of my result to be sent to a UK university.

egift:
Nobody has seen Jonathan's classmates - not even the gods.

Sai Buhari. saTAN is a failure.

Jonathan has a PhD, yes, but when he speaks, you cringe at the simplicity of his thoughts and wonder if he needs an interpreter between his mind and his audience. You begin to understand why his teachers have not publicly identified with him; why his former students have yet to surface to share a moving testimonial about his teaching career; and why even the University of Port Harcourt that produced him must shudder when he makes his famous gaffes. The only student who ever talked about his teaching career is the woman who later became his wife. According to Patience Jonathan, he took interest in her because she was such a brilliant student!

The only difference between we humans and animals are our option of choices. Animals don't have choices, they're guided solely by instincts. They act on the spur of their moments. They're hardwired that way.

The ability therefore to sit back and think before acting is what separates us from them. And the moment you lose that ability is the moment you assume the role of an animal.

Would you permit me therefore to say that most PDP supporters have lost that ability?

AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD GO BLIND-MAHATMA GHANDI

If only government was looking for Chibok girls the way PDP is looking for buhari's certificate, they would have found them in a week!"

I insist I have A Certificate - Buhari
Live In Kano;
Press Statement by General Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, on the School Certificate Issue
Good Morning , Gentlemen of the Press. I only consented to address you this morning because of the genuine concern expressed by many supporters and other well-meaning Nigerians that the issue be addressed. Otherwise, I would have dismissed it for what it is—sheer mischief and would not have considered it an issue worth the nation’s while. I had assumed all along that all my records were in the custody of the Military Secretary of the Nigerian Army. Much to my surprise, we are now told that although a record of the result is available, there are no copies of the certificates in my personal file. This is why I formally requested my old school the Provincial Secondary School, Katsina [which is now known as Government College, Katsina] to make available the school’s copy of the result of the Cambridge/West African School Certificate. This will be made available to the press the moment this is available. However, before we obtain that, let me say for the record that I attended Provincial Secondary School, Katsina. I graduated in 1961 with many prominent Nigerians, including General Shehu Yar’adua, former chief of staff at the Supreme Headquarters, and Justice Umaru Abdullahi, a former President of the Court of Appeal. We sat for the University of Cambridge/WASC Examination together in 1961, the year we graduated. My examination number was 8280002, and I passed the examination in the Second Division. And although the ruling party may want to wish this away, the issue in this campaign cannot be my certificate which I obtained 53 years ago. The issues are the scandalous level of unemployment of millions of our young people, the state of insecurity, the pervasive official corruption which has impoverished our people and the lack of concern of the government for anything other than the retention of power at all costs. Thank you very much. General Muhammadu Buhari

YEPAAAAAAAAA!

I remember in JSS 2 I missed the promotion exams because I was on admission for two weeks while others were writing exams.
My friends were sad because they felt I was going to repeat the class since I didn't write the promotion exams to JSS 3 with them.
When school resumed for the new academic session, my class teacher promoted me to the next class. The Commandant summoned her to come and defend her action.
She simply told the Commandant that I had over 75% attendance and my continuous assessment in all subjects was above 90%. If not because I was sick and on admission at the Military Reference Hospital, I would have written the exams and pass. Base on these she has no choice but to promote me to the next class. Na so I take waka go JSS 3 without any evidence abi na certificate or result sef!
In my third term in SSS 1, your's truly was involved in an accident and I was in the hospital for over three months. I did not write the promotion exams to SSS 2. When school resumed for a new session, I just waka straight to SSS 2 and kontinu from there until I finally wrote WAYEC. At least I have two tishas who can tell the Prinspa that if not because of my accident, I would have actually pass the exams that was conducted. So there is no need to hold me back. Na so e just be.
I would have spent two extra years in secondary school due to unforeseen circumstances if my tishas had not given me a special waiver allowing me to proceed to the next class, when I was unable to write promotion exams in two different occasions.
Obviously there are students who wrote the exams and were asked to repeat the class because their body temperature was below optimal level. In fairness to them, I don't know why they failed but I have come to the realisation that exams is not a true test of knowledge. Most times I hardly have time for my books until few days to the exams and after that I try to detoxify my system and forget all the stuff I have imbibed into the medulla oblongata.
In this part of the world we believe so much in paper qualifications. The Prinspa abi na Headmaster of General Mohammadu Buhari stood surety for him and based on that, he was admitted into the Army, according to a statement credited to the Director of Defence Information (DDI) where he stated that the Military do not have Buhari's certificate, after the same military have previously attested to the fact that they have his papers. I don't know what to believe again gaskiya.
What are they looking for? Is it WAYEC?
Now based on the surety by Buhari's Prinspa, he was given an all clear nod to join the military. Did he excel in service? Yes of course. He did not only rose to the rank of a Major General, he held strategic positions and even became the Head of State.
So it is really foolhardy for anyone to question Buhari's academic credentials and eligibility for election when it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that he has more than the required qualification to run for office as President.
It is indeed a shame that the Military has allowed itself to be dragged into this needless controversy. All institutions in Nigeria has been debased and abuse under the regime of Goodluck Jonathan. The military has been struggling to redeem it's image over the protracted battle against insurgency which she has failed to bring to a logical conclusion. Allowing itself to be used by unscrupulous politicians to advance their selfish aims is another low point for the military.
I dismiss the statement credited to the DDI as partisan and call on the military high command to investigate him and mete out appropriate sanctions if he is found culpable. Our military must be insulated from abuse because we cannot afford to have "an Army of anything goes," as former Chief of Army Staff, General Salihu Ibrahim succinctly described the Army at his pulling out parade in 1994.
On a final note, even if Buhari submit Agege bread label as his certificate, we (Buharists) will vote for him!
Dazzol

BY:SONI AKOJI

I went to the vendor and bought newspapers. Unfortunately, I don't read trash. This is what I do to rubbish- step by step.

See the useless man for floor!

What trash deserves.

I went to the vendor and bought newspapers. Unfortunately, I don't read trash. This is what I do to rubbish- step by step.

1.objurgation
2.antediluvian.

Its the season of free t-shirts and free wrappers. Comes round every 4 years. Go stock up ya own.

Listen people, it is a shame that we, citizens of crude exporting country, have always bought petrol at such exorbitant rate because we export crude and import PMS (and other petroleum products) but it is a bigger shame that since the price of crude crashed, Nigeria is just reducing price.

No wahala.

But don't let them use that as a campaign tool. Got nothing to do with elections but everything to do with economics set by global price crash in crude.

We shall buy at 87 or even 27 bucks per litre and still vote out this government come FeBuhari 14th. Datz it!

Listen people, it is a shame that we, citizens of crude exporting country, have always bought petrol at such exorbitant rate because we export crude and import PMS (and other petroleum products) but it is a bigger shame that since the price of crude crashed, Nigeria is just reducing price.

No wahala.

But don't let them use that as a campaign tool. Got nothing to do with elections but everything to do with economics set by global price crash in crude.

We shall buy at 87 or even 27 bucks per litre and still vote out this government come FeBuhari 14th. Datz it!

Listen people, it is a shame that we, citizens of crude exporting country, have always bought petrol at such exorbitant rate because we export crude and import PMS (and other petroleum products) but it is a bigger shame that since the price of crude crashed, Nigeria is just reducing price.

No wahala.

But don't let them use that as a campaign tool. Got nothing to do with elections but everything to do with economics set by global price crash in crude.

We shall buy at 87 or even 27 bucks per litre and still vote out this government come FeBuhari 14th. Datz it!

Not commensurate with the global fall in crude oil prices.

Pity versus poise