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My Dear Love,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radian made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.My love for you is a, quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivative of maxima and minima, of an unknown function |
Since 2010 till date, the total number of deaths recorded in Maiduguri alone is well above 200. I wonder why such gesture wasn’t extended to, unarguably, the most terrorised city in Nigeria. Just a single attack in his home state and he quickly remembers corporate social responsibility. As a matter of fact, what the CBN is saying here is different from what they told ThisDay newspaper. ThisDay reported on Monday that CBN planned to visit Madalla but that the governor wasn’t available for the visit (not the priest as reported here), hence they had to defer the visit to this week so that the governor would be available to lead the delegation to the visit. All along while violence ravaged Jos, heavy rainfall & flood devastated Ibadan & Lagos last year, it never occurred to SLS to think of social responsibility because those towns weren’t in his state. The Madalla agenda is just an after-thought in response to the avalanche of criticisms. |
andyanders:Sanusi you mean? |
Here is MFM prayer for February 14, Feb 14 is a day for prayers against every strange girl in d life or around our husband, fiancé's life. 1) Anybody trying to hug my husband or fiancé seductively, catch fire. 2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps, be unseated by fire. 3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from him, somersault and die. 4) Any strange woman that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire, 5) Anyone sending romantic msg to my partner, be struck with rheumatism. 6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire 7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my husband in d office on d 14th, be electrocutedOpen your mouth and P r a a a a a a a ay. Serious Right ? |
Here is a prayer for February 14, Feb 14 is a day for prayers against every strange girl in d life or around our husband, fiancé's life. 1) Anybody trying to hug my husband or fiancé seductively, catch fire. 2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps, be unseated by fire. 3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from him, somersault and die. 4) Any strange woman that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire, 5) Anyone sending romantic msg to my partner, be struck with rheumatism. 6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire 7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my husband in d office on d 14th, be electrocutedOpen your mouth and P r a a a a a a a ay. Serious Right ? |
Ladies!, Ladies!! Ladies!!! If you wont give, Please don't take. Valentine is all about giving, and not taking without giving. Aferall there is blessing in giving. If a perfect gentle-man gives by opening his hands wide open, a lady too should endeavour to give by opening her legs wide open too. OR ATLEAST give a gift for a gift. (Despise the free gift it is usually a Greek gift) Am not advocating for sex on a day like this, what am advocating is giving, free giving, good-will giving, collective-giving, mutual-interest giving. Thats what valentine is all about. |
I’m willing to bet that, asked to enumerate the duties of the police, most Nigerians are likely to list bribe-taking as first choice |
A lawyer for the Nigerian man who pleaded guilty to trying to blow up a United States jumbo passenger jet on Christmas Day in 2009 urged a federal judge on Monday not to sentence to Farouk Abdulmutallab spend the rest of his life in prison because it was cruel and unusual punishment. Abdulmutallab, 25, pleaded guilty in a federal court in October 2011 of trying to detonate a bomb hidden in his underwear as part of a plot orchestrated by al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen, al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula. He is due to be sentenced on Thursday in Detroit and faces up to life in prison for the bombing attempt aboard a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit that had 289 people on board. His lawyer Anthony Chambers argued that the mandatory life sentence required under US law for some of the crimes he admitted to committing was unconstitutional, particularly because no one was seriously hurt during the bombing attempt. “Given the circumstances and what did NOT occur in the instant matter it is fair to say that the mandatory minimum sentence of life imprisonment is excessive and grossly disproportionate to the conduct,” Chambers said in a court filing, emphasising the word “not.” While not making a specific request, he requested on Abdulmutallab’s behalf that the judge impose a sentence below the advisory guideline range because a life sentence would be a “misinterpretation of justice http://www.punchng.com/news/dont-sentence-me-to-life-abdulmutallab-pleads/ |
The militant Jamatul Ahlis Sunnah Lid Daawa Wal Jihad, widely known as Boko Haram, has warned that it will soon turn its bombing and striking attention to installations of telecommunication service providers. The charge against them: aiding the arrest of its top members: Abul ‘Qaqa’, (the sect insists Abul Dadar, not Abul Qaqa, was arrested), and Kabiru Sokoto. The group’s spokesperson, who still claims to be Abul ‘Qaqa,’ conveyed the alert in a telephone conference interview with journalists in Maiduguri. Boko Haram sect is holding GSM service providers responsible for providing to security agents call log facilities with the cooperation of the Nigeria Communication Commission (NCC). That body, it said, has also been penciled down to be attacked. The spokesperson spoke in Hausa, using an anonymous telephone number. He boasted: “No matter what, we cannot be deterred. No amount of arrest of leaders will stop us from striking, but like I said we will strike and it will be soon.” http://saharareporters.com/news-page/boko-haram-we-will-soon-start-bombing-nigerian-telecommunication-providers-ncc |
Some of the vitiating factors against the nationhood status of Nigeria and if not frontally addressed will lead to its disintegration are as follows: “Nigeria’s lack of unifying national identity, history of corrupt governance, religious and cultural schisms and shifting demographics may cause the state, over time, to break apart.” In addition, history of tribal and religious conflicts, endemic corruption at all levels of government, poor national planning, uneven development, social disorder, rampant criminality, violent insurgency, and terminally weak governance provide an environment that could portend imminent collapse and failure. |
A locus classicus was propounded by Obafemi Awolowo on the definition of Nigeria.It goes thus: "Nigeria is not a nation; it is a mere geographical expression. There are no‘Nigerians’ in the same sense as there are ‘English’ or ‘Welsh’ or‘French’; the word Nigeria is merely a distinctive appellation todistinguish those who live within the boundaries of Nigeria from those who do not.”-Obafemi Awolowo in his book,Path to Nigeria's Freedom published in 1947 |
[quote author=Beaf! link=topic=869200.msg10186335#msg10186335 date=1329132673]SMH @ all these anti SLS. If you think sanusi will withdraw N100m from CBN account and give to bomb victims without approval from the top or him not knowing the implication of such then you have to think again. After the bombs you people alleged that your brothers were targetted and masacred. Now Sanusi is donating N100m to victims INCLUDING the Igbo victims you are still crying foul What is wrong with you people.Who is a Good role model, GEJ?[/quote]At a time people of south east origin have been displaced and forced into internal refugees, the CBN Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi wants us to believe that only his home state, Kano is deserving of relief. The CBN Governor apparently didn't know that Boko Haram killed people in Madalla, has been killing people in Maiduguri, Gombe, Yola, Damaturu. Because they struk in Kano where he comes from, the CBN vault was opened and he takes to the rostrum to preach about nationalism. He should be made to refund the money QED |
experts:@Jarus,Another opportunity to defend your "mentor" has presented itself.The ball is in your court. |
In the governorship election conducted in Bayelsa State yesterday which The President himself admitted was marred by LOW TURN OUT, The PDP Candidate, Seriake Dickson polled a total of 417,500, CAP scored 22,534 votes while ACN polled 9,627 votes. Total valid votes = 459,613; Invalid votes = 10,753; Total votes cast = 470,366. In the presidential election, 506,008 Bayelsans voted where 504,811 voted for their son. So, where is the so much talked about low turn out? Just about 35000 voters? |
It is all over! Barca just lost the game! At the end of this weekend, madrid could be leading with 10 points. Got to say, the battle for the league title is over. Almost time to sing : Morinho you are very great! Mourinho you are very great! You great in portugal, you great in england, you great in italy, you great in spain Mourinho you are very great! |
They call what's happening in Bayelsa today election, i call it coronation. Prof Jega is only wasting people's time and wasting Nigeria's money to conduct this sham. Let him just announce PDP candidate Mr. Dickson as the winner let everybody rest. Nonsense! Prof Iwu is byfar better this Prof Jega. |
Girlfriend: My luv, Do u know what will happen on Feb14th?Boyfriend: Yes, UEFA Champions league will be back and Barca is playing on dt day |
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?A tie & expect Brazilian hair?Singlet & expect iPad 2?Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 300k?Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic?, , Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh.-Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.-Singlet should be exchanged with a Camisol or Bra. |
Fufuky: |
Girlfriend: My luv, Do you know what will be happening on Feb. 14th?Boyfriend: Yes, UEFA Champions league will be back and Barcelona is playing on that day. |
Nuhu Ribadu is holding a poisoned chalice.He should not head a taskforce under a corrupt minister in a corrupt govt. He recommendations are still subject to the minister's whims and caprices. |
I was greeted to numerous calls and mail yesterday when the administration announced my name as Chairman of the 21-man Petroleum Revenue Special Task Force. , Given my recent political pedigree, many inquirers naturally wanted to understand what was happening, and whether it was true that I was consulted and whether I would accept the offer. The history of my life is a history of public service, and if we cast an honest look to the recent protests in the wake of the oil subsidy removal, it will be clear to all that the biggest single victory Nigerians scored was to put the question of corruption squarely back on the top of our national policy agenda. Regardless of our affiliations, our differences, and our engagements, it is at least safe to say that we have a national consensus on the deadly impact of corruption on our march to greatness, and on the capacity of our people, particularly the youth, to earn a decent, promising, life. If we would effectively isolate and defeat this scourge therefore, we must all see it as a preeminent national security threat. We must see it as a war within our borders, a war that has assumed a systemic and endemic character, but to which all must now urgently enlist with our different capacities, or accept to all go down with the ship. At this point in my life, it is also easy to answer the honest question if it is inappropriate to invest my modest talents and capabilities to my country what I have readily offered many foreign communities, from sister nations in Africa to far flung places like Afghanistan. This, if nothing, makes my decision very personal, freeing all affiliations [social and political] of complicity, but investing the decision also with the unique character that when people reach evaluations in favour of their larger communities, it doesn’t necessarily blemish their moral identity. This therefore is a national call. In answering it, I go back to the template of my own parents who taught me that honest public service is the greatest asset a person can offer his community. It was the same lesson I learnt from his biographical example when my own father returned home as a federal legislator in Lagos to take job as a local council official in Yola—it is all about the community, and it is sometimes bigger than our personal egos. http://www.facebook.com/ribadu?sk=app_187528191289132#!/ribadu?sk=wall |
johnie:NO! NO!! NO!!! Mohammed Lai you are damn wrong, Ribadu was serving PDP-led govt before you used him to launder your party's image. In fact Ribadu's credibility was drastically washed away for identifying with Tinubu. Again as party you may have opposed the subsidy removal policy, because that is your main job to oppose anything from the ruling party. But, it is instructive to let you behold that ACN Governors was among the governors forum that ask for subsidy removal and gave it a staunch support.Adams Oshiomole came out and boldly defended it and Fashola was among the delegation that parleyed with TUC/NLC to end the protest.Ribadu was not the creation of ACN, whatever claim you want to make on Ribadu, the credit should go to PDP. ACN betrayed Ribadu that they were able to get victory for fashola,all senators,house of rep and local government in Lagos but failed to ensure Ribadu's victory in Lagos, so shut up! |
IBB, OBJ and GEJ were set to face a firing squad. IBB was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and He jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. OBJ was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Baba pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given he yelled out, "Boko Haram, Again the squad fell apart and Baba slipped over the wall. The last person, GEJ was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" |
Here is the link to the full interview by The News Magazine: http://thenewsafrica.com/2012/02/06/next-phase-of-boko-haram-terrorism/ |
Nobel Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka has disclosed that he is one of the prominent Nigerians on the list of Boko Haram sect marked for assassination. In a down-to-earth interview with TheNEWS magazine which is circulated within outside Nigeria this week, Soyinka revealed that he was not only on the sect’s assassination list but very close to the top. Soyinka said he has reported this to the security operatives in the country and they confirmed the information but he expressed disappointment that the security operatives have not taken action on the threat. He said: “The reason for this programme (elimination) which I know is very much their third phase, is that those pushing this agenda know very well that this could be the last straw that will break the camel’s back. And they would rather this country broke up and possibly in an inferno than continue to accept the loss, even though temporal loss of power in this country. For these people, government is the only business around.” The Nobel Laureate said he was not against dialogue but the Boko Haram sect did not make public their demands so that they could sit at a round table with government. He added that dialogue does not require a group to constitute itself into a terror, stating that PRONACO which he joined during former President Obasanjo’s administration successful organised its conference, amended the constitution of Nigeria and presented the document to the government without violence. Soyinka said he cannot be cowed into submission by the Boko Haram or any other violent group, stressing, “I believe that one should not beg for existence. If the price of not coming to table is that you want to eliminate me, and you can do so, please do so. I am 77. “Please, come to the debating table, but you will not persuade me simply because you have the capacity to blow me and my family up. You can simply go ahead, blow us up if you think that is the way you can do your conversation. But you will not bomb me to sit with you at table,” he insisted. Soyinka said President Jonathan is underestimating the desperation of the forces behind the Boko Haram sect not considering the Islamic struggle in countries like Iraq where fundamentalist Islamic groups attack one another even in their sanctuary of worship and they retaliate with higher casualty figure. http://saharareporters.com/news-page/boko-haram-targets-wole-soyinka-assassination http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/02/06/soyinka-on-boko-harams-hit-list/ |
alj harem:I throw only one challenge at the advocates of SNC—let them come out and tell us about its entire ramifications. We need to be properly educated on how it is going to be organised. These are the questions that I have. One, how would the representation be done? Would it be based on states, councils, wards, ethnic groups or dialects? Two, how would the seats be allocated? Would it be equal representation no matter the population of any group? Three, how would representatives emerge—through election or selection? Four, how would decisions be taken? Would every group be entitled to just one vote? Or would the population of each group determine the number of representatives? Why am I asking these questions? From my simple reading of the make-up of Nigeria, the odds are not in favour of the original agitators of SNC. If representation is going to be by states, there are more states up North than down South—and I’m even assuming all Southern states want to be in one country together or want to vote in one direction. If it is ethnic group by ethnic group, there are possibly 200 ethnic groups up North and 50 down South. Again, that is a bit tricky at the end of the day. If it is council by council, there are far more councils in the North. I think there is also an assumption that the interests of every group in the same region align. I don’t think so. Resource control, for instance, is a zero-sum game: my gain is your loss. If oil-producing states gain an additional 1 per cent, the rest of Nigeria loses 1 per cent. At least 10 of the 17 Southern states will die if oil money is denied them today. Same for the North. That is why I think the simplest part of the job is to convene the conference; the most difficult part would be how final, binding, irrevocable and globally acceptable decisions can be reached within the current geo-political demography realities. I want to be educated on this |
Beaf:If you can say Amen to any of these prayers please go on voting for PDP till you die. 1. May your lives and businesses be run exactly the same way the PDP has been running Nigeria for the past 12 years. 2. May your life be as bright as PDP has lighted Nigeria with electricity. 3. May your journey in life be as smooth as the inter-state roads in Nigeria. 4. May your home be as organised and as beautiful as Murtala Mohammed Airport. 5. May your life savings be managed as PDP has managed Nigeria's foreign reserve. 6. May your family experience the peace and love that the people of Jos have experienced in 10 years. 7. May your children's education and working career reflect the standard of education in Nigeria. If you were able to say Amen to just one please feel free to vote PDP forever. Let us think and ask ourselves this question: "is it proper that the party that brought us to this mess be the same party to lead us into the future?" Think Nigerians, think. |
executinal:The youths are not as interested in resource control as they are in having a decent living space in an atmosphere of justice.The root causes of the major crimes in Nigeria today are corruption,wickedness,greed,inequalities,discrimination,impunity,celebration of money and evil and disregard for values and virtues.I can summarise all these to ELITE INJUSTICE.So if the Niger Deltans are allowed to control the wealth from their soil and the elites among them decide to corner it,there will still arise micro-cell militants or perhaps family based militants among them |
I always warn some of my family and friends that Nolly Wood Home Videos are very dangerous to People's Reasoning Faculty but i can only wish they understand!. . . Why? 95% of them lack artistic, creative, science and technology imputs. . . It takes only an addicted Nollywood home video fanatics to believe that fake Script circulating the internet about "Ibb & Buhari" working and supporting the same cause of Boko Haram! . What a pity to the dead reasoning faculties of many addicted Nollywood Maniacs! And whoever that concocted that script, is a disgrace to common sense maybe a pride to Nollywood Jargons! . . . a brother once told me that everybody can think but not all can reason! . . . And in the Philosophy of Education: Formal Education minus reasoning is a great danger to the world than illiteracy! |
This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.All indices are pointers to Nigeria's failed education sector |
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Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my husband in d office on d 14th, be electrocuted
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What is wrong with you people.