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Politics › Re: Fashola's 8 Years And Gej/FG/All PDP State's 16 Years Record. Compare. PICS.... by maysimsimple(m): 7:21pm On Mar 05, 2015
aresa:
Shouldn't you be able to deliver more with sovereign resources than state resources?

Or you are just saying a collective GEJ/PDP including all the states they control shouldn't be measured with just one man/one state was able to achieve with smaller resources?


Please exit thread if you have nothing better to contribute...
Exactly what am saying Mr. Federal govt, have lot of resources at their disposal compare to a state govt.
Politics › Re: Fashola's 8 Years And Gej/FG/All PDP State's 16 Years Record. Compare. PICS.... by maysimsimple(m): 7:02pm On Mar 05, 2015
SO FASHOLA IS NOW A FED GOVT THAT CONTROL ALL D RESOURCES OF D COUNTRY? ALL U DIS BRAI.N-DEAD IGBO TRADERS SEF.. NA WA OO
Nairaland General › Re: Muktar Shagari, Sokoto Deputy Governor's Son, Usman (Photos) by maysimsimple(m): 6:13pm On Mar 03, 2015
DO u u guys realise they all have children studying abroad!!! while u are here shouting and fighting sai that continue that.. I weep for u all...
Romance › Re: DOES BEING DARK DARK IN Complexion Make Ugly ? by maysimsimple(m): 5:37pm On Mar 03, 2015
Dark, Tall, and Athletic
Romance › Re: Should I Confront Him Or Walk Away Quietly? by maysimsimple(m): 2:26pm On Feb 26, 2015
seseannie:
Pls advice me house. I and my boyfriend of 2yrs have fixed a date for our introduction nxt month. And I jst gained admission for my masters programme in another state. I travelled on sunday so that I can start the registration process only for me to come back today n see two used condoms in a nylon inside d kitchen. So many things running in my mind now. I am thinking of quietly quitting the relationship or should I confront him?
ONE WORD... Confront Him b4 He muster a courage to cook up stories for you. This as happened to me before. I went night-out on a Friday. My wife wasn't around, and i have to come home with an ashi. After 2 rounds of u know, i did hide the condom, but unfortunately for me. My wife came home early in the morning before i can say cheese. And she find the condom under the living room rug. She confronted me immediately, i have to go down on my knees to beg her. My advise, go ahead and confront Him and u can have peace of mind........ If she admit, PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Kindly forgive Him and move on with ur life. But, make sure He promised you not to let it repeat itself. Thats what i did when my wife caught me,. And it will never repeat itself..........
Romance › Re: Wow...what A Pix...check It Out by maysimsimple(m): 7:15pm On Feb 25, 2015
I love u Mum, for ur unconditional love
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Date And Marry A Lady 10 Years Older Than You by maysimsimple(m): 3:55pm On Feb 25, 2015
I dont see any problem with that. Love is all that matters. Happiness and peace of mind and we're good to go.... HIPPIEEE
Romance › Re: Relationship Over!!!!!!! by maysimsimple(m): 4:56pm On Jan 24, 2015
sexyseun:
I decided last week to end my weird and crazy relationship with my BF. The truth is i see no future with him. Though he's nice, caring and all that but his sexual perversion freaks me out.
Most times when i ask some silly questions on this forum its not because i just want to but because of what he ask me to do. He wanted a 3some with any friend of mine, i declined, he smoked skunk and almost killed me with "dat tin" i didn't say much. We went to watch a movie at the cinema at ikeja and he had the audacity to ask for a B.j right there at the cinema, i laughed at it at first but later i began thinking out loud that this guy only want seex and nothing more. Though we are good friends, we play together and all that, her sister is my close friend and also a Nairalander so she "might" get to read this. I am so sorry, i can't take it anymore. Am done with him for good.
Pele. Thats the irony of life. Move on d world is right on ur palm. I dont think someone in His right senses should do asked u to for all the tra.sh He as been asking u. Move on. We are also a male, but well cultured and mannered!!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu’s Marriage Crashes by maysimsimple(m): 4:52pm On Jan 24, 2015
sexyseun:
and na one yeye woman born dis one ooo, anyway i no blame u, wen ur mama wey dey sell paraga jam ur papa wey be agbero for garage, wetin u expect make dem born?
I just hope all ur brodas n sistas no mad like u and if dem all dey crase den na die una dey b dat grin
Bbay... Pls stop this -tantrum, if anyone offend u with their comment or utterance; call off their bluff, OK! U re too cute and well cultured for that. Take care
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: September Born.....let Meets Here by maysimsimple(m):
. yayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Romance › Re: 5 Things Guys Do After A Breakup. by maysimsimple(m): 11:07am On Jan 24, 2015
I think i fall into all the categories. I'm an emotionally guy, so always and easily moved to tears.
Romance › Re: Questions Some Ladies Ask Their Ex-Boyfriends by maysimsimple(m): 3:51pm On Jan 12, 2015
I dont remember meeting or seeing any of my exes, since i got married. I wished them well, and hope they've moved on with their lifes....



emusmith:
We all know that after a break up, because of the emotional attachment, the girl (especially because her nature) doesn't really find it easy to let go. She is still very used to him: the tone of his voice, fragrance, walking style, way he knocks on your door, his best food, likes and dislikes etc. As such, when she hears a voice like his, she impulsively rushes to take a quick glance with a heart full of mixed feelings.

After you "dumped" her, her emotions produced some of these questions and she wishes to ask you...

1. Was What You Had For Me "Love"?

She needs to ask because you bought her jewelries while you had a "Jewel" by one corner. She can't tell because you said You Loved Her so often that she stopped using her initiative only for you to... Break her heart. Now, she can't trust no one because of you!


2. Did You Show Care Just To Get Me Laid?

This is when she feels she's just been used. Though she's nice- she's given a lot into the relationship. She feels cheated. Probably, you're her First Love. Just any average lady will open up when you show her Care and Attention.
She will go celibate for weeks...


3. Where Do I Start From?

A feeling of helplessness and hopelessness begins to set in. She has planned settling down with you- beginning from the scratch and now you shatter her hope and broke her heart! Some can commit suicide or even go after you. It's not good! Don't start what you can't finish!


4. Am I As Beautiful As You Described?

I really don't know what she wants to do with this information o. But I guess she's trying to get the guy to the "past" which the guy is running from- Mind games! wink Ladies shaaa!


5. Don't You Miss Me?

NOT Do you miss me But Don't you miss me? It's like you have to miss her. smiley

"Yes" has serious implication. "No" sound demeaning. How to put it varies for different ladies. Some stalkers need a Big NO! In fact, you need to report them to the Police! Lol! Even in your dreams, they're still on your matter! 55 missed calls in one day! Na wa oo! He doesn't miss you! Move on!


6. Is She Prettier/Hotter Than Me?

Question 5 often lead to this.

I smell jealousy and confusion already. She doesn't even want to know if you have got a successor yet oo. The tone of her voice is usually high at this point. She wants to know. Saying this isn't helpful as it will help her hate you the more. Just change the subject or be silent.


7. How Did I Ever Fall In Love With You?

After years of dating, it's now you deem it fit to ask...OK... We all know that's out of anger and disappointment. That's still because you broke her trust.She is mad at you!

All these are from my perspective. I may be wrong even as all LADIES ARE NOT THE SAME.

So ladies: When jilted or dumped and you still feeling a thing or two for him, What are those questions you really want to ask him?

Guys: What are your experiences?

Good morning smiley
Romance › Re: Do Men Who Are Bullies Turn You On? by maysimsimple(m): 2:37pm On Jan 05, 2015
Yep. I remember having a GF back then in d Poly. She broke up with me because i dont beat her. Its so sdad and funny but its d truth
Christianity Etc › 1500 Year Old Bible Confirms That Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified – Vatican In Su by maysimsimple(op): 2:35pm On Dec 30, 2014
Much to the dismay of the Vatican, an approx. 1500-2000 year old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara.

Discovered and kept secret in the year 2000, the book contains the Gospel of Barnabas – a disciple of Christ – which shows that Jesus was not crucified, nor was he the son of God, but a Prophet. The book also calls Apostle Paul “The Impostor”. The book also claims that Jesus ascended to heaven alive, and that Judas Iscariot was crucified in his place.

A report by The National Turk says that the Bible was seized from a gang of smugglers in a Mediterranean-area operation. The report states the gang was charged with smuggling antiquities, illegal excavations, and the possession of explosives. The books itself is valued as high as 40 Million Turkish Liras (approx. 28 mil. Dollars). Man, where is the Thieves Guild, when you need them?

Authenticity

According to reports, experts and religious authorities in Tehram insist that the book is original. The book itself is written with gold lettering, onto loosely-tied leather in Aramaic, the language of Jesus Christ.The text maintains a vision similar to Islam, contradicting the New Testament’s teachings of Christianity. Jesus also foresees the coming of the Prophet Muhammad, who would found Islam 700 years later.

It is believed that, during the Council of Nicea, the Catholic Church hand-picked the gospels that form the Bible as we know it today; omitting the Gospel of Barnabas (among many others) in favor of the four canonical gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Many biblical texts have begun to surface over time, including those of the Dead Sea and Gnostic Gospels; but this book especially, seems to worry the Vatican.

The Catholic Church wants in

What does this mean to Christian-derived religions and their followers? Quite a tight spot. The Vatican has asked Turkish authorities to let them examine the contents of the book within the Church. Now that the book has been found, will they come to accept the it and its evidence? Will they deny it altogether? Call it a “Muslim lie”, as did the “Truth” Magazine, in 2000?

To many, this book is a beacon of hope, that believers soon realize that the object of their adoration is arbitrary; and that all text, especially religious text, is subject to interpretation.

What does this mean to atheists/agnostics/secular thinkers? Is the text real? Fake? Does it matter? Hopefully, this news inspires the religious to ask questions, instead of pointing fingers or believing anything blindly.

Please, don’t go poking fun or tossing around the “I told you so!”s. The biggest danger of faith is when people believe what they want to believe, defending against any and all evidence; especially when that evidence revolutionizes their foundation from the ground up. And the biggest culprit to that danger is the ego trap: rejecting/criticizing others, for being unlike you.

For centuries, the “defense” of blind faith has driven nations to war, violence, discrimination, slavery and to become the society of automatons that we are today; and for just as long, it has been justified with lies. If you know better, act like it.


http://goldmyne.tv/1500-year-old-bible-confirms-that-jesus-christ-was-not-crucified-vatican-in-surprise/
Christianity Etc › Mary In Islam by maysimsimple(op): 10:50am On Dec 12, 2014
When Nadia Mirza is asked in school why she wears a head covering, she sometimes thinks of Mary, the mother of Jesus.

The Muslim teen said that Mary helps her understand modesty and teaches her righteousness, honesty and piety.

The importance of Mary in both Islam and Christianity will be discussed on Saturday at an event sponsored by the Women’s Auxiliary of Ahmadiyya Muslim Community, a Groveport mosque.

The event, for women only, is open to all faiths and will run from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. at the Parsons Branch of the Columbus Metropolitan Library, 845 Parsons Ave.

Mirza, 16, a member of the Groveport mosque, plans to attend. “We’re trying to spread the word of Islam, of peace,” she said.

Her mother, Laeeqa Mirza, said the Christmas season is an ideal time to discuss the high status of Mary among Muslims and the similarities between their beliefs and those of Christians.

Mary is so important in Islam that the faith’s holy book, the Quran, has a chapter (called a sura) named after her. She is one of the few people mentioned by name in the book. The Muslim prophet Mohammed is said to have called her the most blessed of all women.

Muslims view Jesus’ virgin birth as a miraculous event and consider him an important prophet but not divine. The story of his life is included in the Quran, and Muslims pray for him but not to him, and not to his mother.

Hafsahmuhammadi Armour of the auxiliary said the Saturday event will explore the similarities between what the Bible says about Mary and what the Quran says and will delve into areas of Mary’s life that are found only in the Quran, including her life as a girl.

“In Islam, Mary’s life is given to us in more depth,” Armour said. “There is so little known about her, how she was raised and the difficulties she went through.”

The Quran teaches that when Mary’s mother was pregnant with her, she promised through prayer to dedicate her child to serving the Lord. When she had a daughter, not a son, she still went through with the plan, even though it was untraditional at the time, said Sameera Basith, also a member of the auxiliary.

“Mary was a very righteous woman who believed in asking for all she needed from her Lord,” Basith said. “She believed he would take care of everything.”

Learning about Mary reveals more about where Jesus came from, why God chose him and how he prepared the world for his arrival, Basith said.

Mary “was destined to have a place in history,” she said.

Organizers of the event say the goal is to foster understanding between faiths by exploring similarities and differences. They plan a presentation, a Q&A session and refreshments.

While they have had interfaith events at their mosque, this is the first time they have hosted a discussion in the community. They hope it is the first of many events that will allow women of different faiths to form bonds of understanding.

A lot can be learned from the life of Mary, regardless of your faith or background, the women said.

Mary teaches her to have peace with herself and to raise her children to be grateful and to do what they can for God and for others, Basith said.

“When I think about Mary, my feeling is that this was a very, very quiet introspective lady,” she said. “She suffered through all these things with peace and patience. She relied truly on God for all things.”

Following Mary’s example can be a challenge but is attainable with mindfulness, Armour said.

“Mary was all about love,” she said. “She was a servant of God, and we should all be servants of God.”
Sports › Re: Godwin Spiff Sagbama Is Dead - Veteran Sports Journalist by maysimsimple(m): 1:39pm On Sep 30, 2014
So sad. Life": Vanity upon Vanity. Always full of smile. I remember those days. I believe his from Bayelsa
Events › Happy Bday To Me. All Glory, Praise And Adoration To D Most High God.... by maysimsimple(op): 11:38am On Sep 23, 2014
Wished myself the best of today and forever. I will forever be grateful to d most high God. For watching me, even when i wasn't the best. I love you BABA....
Family › To God Be The Glory Its 9 Years Today That I Almost Lost My Life........ by maysimsimple(op): 1:21pm On Sep 19, 2014
Jumat Mubarak... Its exactly 9 years today taht i almost lost my life.. Alhamdulilahi robbi alahmin. I'll forever be grateful to you Ya rabbi. You've always been my guide and guard. I was down, but, u brought me up and back to life. After convalescent, i went thru so many trauma, u kept me going and i own all my life and existence to you Ya allah. Thank u for been d AR-RAMAN n AR-RAHEEM...
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To Dhammyg by maysimsimple(m): 5:15pm On Sep 01, 2014
Happy bday dear. Wished u d best. Long life and prosperity in d land of the living. Lots of love, Loads of money for u. Have a wonderful bday.
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To Dhammyg by maysimsimple(m): 5:13pm On Sep 01, 2014
Happy Bday ... Wished u d best in Life and more years in d land of the living. In good health,lots of love and loads of money... Enjoy ur day..
Romance › Re: Are Guys Scared To Date Pretty Girls? by maysimsimple(m): 12:56pm On Aug 26, 2014
I cant and will never date an ugly girl. No way.
Romance › Re: The Pain Of Loosing A Love One by maysimsimple(m): 1:05pm On Jul 30, 2014
AriDsexy: Can one equate the pain of loosing a father to the pain of loosing e.g a husband,fiance,boyfriend,patner etc.I am currenttly having this challenge and matured advise will be appreciated

Lost my dad 4yrs ago,it was painful but after the burial and all,I was able to move on.I lost a very close friend 2months ago and its been very difficult moving on.

My siblings keep asking how long,I'll continue holding on and not letting go and also equating the pain of d two death....hence this topic.
SOrry for ur loses. May God console you
Culture › Re: Answers To Common Questions About Igbo People by maysimsimple(m): 1:52pm On Jul 29, 2014
ChristineC: #that Igbo chic# cheesy
That igbo chick. U're a cutie..........
Health › Re: Illegal Bottom Injections On Rise In US- BBC by maysimsimple(m): 4:36pm On Jul 25, 2014
kaima1984: Amen#dnt 4get t buy a private jet f me #
I will sweetie, Ur wish is my command.....
Health › Re: Illegal Bottom Injections On Rise In US- BBC by maysimsimple(m): 4:24pm On Jul 25, 2014
kaima1984: butterflies in ur belly?no way!!! Much money in ur pocket#funny u#
Yep, More money in my pocket.......
Health › Re: Illegal Bottom Injections On Rise In US- BBC by maysimsimple(m): 4:12pm On Jul 25, 2014
kaima1984: is allowed#1 luv#
Oh u mean its allowed? Butterflies in my belly...... grin cheesy# One love too sis........
Health › Re: Illegal Bottom Injections On Rise In US- BBC by maysimsimple(m): 4:05pm On Jul 25, 2014
kaima1984: you can say DAT again,may ur days b long
cheesy grin
Amen my sister. I'm e-loving u.
Health › Re: Illegal Bottom Injections On Rise In US- BBC by maysimsimple(m): 1:34pm On Jul 25, 2014
kaima1984: we kw abt it but we are not moved,do kw y?BC we are natural endowed
Naturally and maturely endowed..... I love that. Reason why, if u check my profile, i follow only Nigerian beautifyul and wonderful made God creations. 9JA LADIES..... BLISS U ALL.......
Nairaland General › The Quote " Irony Of Life". Can You Quote Any Different From The One's We Know by maysimsimple(op): 1:26pm On Jul 25, 2014
FOR ME ITS: THE RICH WILL ALWAYS GET RICHER AND THE POOR WILL ALWAYS GET POORER..........


LETS HAVE YOURS!!!!!1
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 3:51pm On Jul 22, 2014
pweedyuz: o...k den
answer d following question
since u don dy chyke girls,,no one don say no b4? Nope, i never encounter No from a lady.
will u take a girl u dnt like or love round d world?
And capital NO to your question with an exception. Let me know if you want to know d exceptions??

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