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Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2014
pweedyuz: Guy,,whats ur probs nihuh
which chance am i giving to a guy i dont love or like or even attracted tohuh
Eay sis, we're only educating and enlightening each other here.
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 3:22pm On Jul 22, 2014
pweedyuz: Yes!!!!!i would

bsides i can take myself rould d world
Uhmm, that sound interesting. But i'd advised u give it a chance. He might have good intention. What do u think?
Family › Re: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by maysimsimple(m): 2:59pm On Jul 22, 2014
Iykenson: it must surely happen. just remember your parachute when you go over the moon; for safe landing.
Lol... Thank u boss. I have got a wing like d super eagles of yesteryears.......
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 2:56pm On Jul 22, 2014
pweedyuz: EMM MISTER;;dats called wooing
d guy saying he wants to take u round d world dosent mean u will allow him take u
she dosent have a bf means guys have said d tins u listed above to her but she refused!!!!
Would u decline someone whom is ready to take u round the world??
Family › Re: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by maysimsimple(m): 2:51pm On Jul 22, 2014
egopersonified: Expect double for the years the locust has eatten. Congrats in advance.
Thank u and God bliss
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 2:07pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: maysimsimple and onstelly you are derailing my thread and I don't like it
Pls stop! sad
Sorry ma'am.
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:53pm On Jul 22, 2014
onstelly: Earth oh
Really, where on earth? I believe i know where dat planet is!!!!
Romance › Re: How Charming I'm I? by maysimsimple(m): 1:47pm On Jul 22, 2014
Xtarxhyne: i cceeeeeeeee
So where do u stay in d town??
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:44pm On Jul 22, 2014
onstelly: Am cool, ask her out I mean
No, its u i want to asked out. Beside, asking her out is not a problem. I live in pluto and i guess she live in mars. Where do u live?
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:40pm On Jul 22, 2014
funmercy1: Hello gal,I am here and don't have aBF
I am 24,beautiful,and I have ahot body shape,d alwayz cum around (guyz). Dey ar d gud bad and ugly,and I don't want that I want d best when it is tym d best will cum. dating most of dese guy will stain me 4 d best. I am happy with myself.
PNCTURE of u hot and beautiful or.. U know d rest. This is d 23rd century sweetheart, d good bad and d ugly will always rear their ugly heads. Thats what we built d foundation of earth on. If i start with my own side of d story, what i went thru in the hand of gurls , yeepa!!! I swear i wont be married to my heartrob today. Follow ur heart, Gold is digged from d dirt.....
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:31pm On Jul 22, 2014
mencade5: its true believe me. You too can try me and see if you wont see my bra on our first date. tongue
Dont bother sis, I will pass. Its not worth the trouble, it wont give me the needed satisfaction i crave for.......
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:27pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: I mean I've never given anyone such opportunity to
There has been times they try but meet with brick wall.
Am scared to considering the reasons I gave earlier
But you got to give it a try. I guess you're taught good manners and moral at home. You should have also been taught how to interact with d opposite sex when you got to some levels in life. U cant leave in obscurity, u need to make urself available in the same veing ur brain must be widely open.....
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:23pm On Jul 22, 2014
onstelly: She told u she doesn't hv a bf, why all these questions, if u want to chyke her do that nah haba
Easy sis, Not asking questions, just feels u all deserve the best and nothing but the best. The bolded dont understand that? In between, how re u today?
Romance › Re: How Charming I'm I? by maysimsimple(m): 1:20pm On Jul 22, 2014
Xtarxhyne: hmmmmmmmmm
Yea, I study Microbiology at d prestigious MAPOLY....... So very familiar with d nooks and crannies of d town.....
Family › Re: tanx by maysimsimple(m): 1:19pm On Jul 22, 2014
softsparkyy: Yea I am cool. As una don marry make una park one side make the unmarried guys see road.
Looool. Ok, i will my sister. Wished you the best now and always.....
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:17pm On Jul 22, 2014
mencade5: am a girl and i dont haff a boyfriend.

+ all the boys that dated me always sleep with me that very day and they leave. They are up to 50.

Now am alone. tongue
Abeggiii. Uhmmmmmm, haaa. U can lie oooooooo.. Ok
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:15pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: You've come across one today
Being acquainted with some guys doesn't mean they're your boy friends.
Trying hard to believe you. U mean nobody has been whispering into your ear, how much he loves u and want to b with u forever? He want to kiss ur kissable lips and take u round the world? What the world will be without you? U are a cutie so finding one should be a problem.
Romance › Re: How Charming I'm I? by maysimsimple(m): 1:07pm On Jul 22, 2014
Xtarxhyne: kuuuuuuul
I remeber d city under the rock. Onikolobo, panseke,omida,oluwo, iyana oloke,isale igbehin, okelewo. Yea, feeling nostalgic now. I miss those places.
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 1:04pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.
Now my kind, where are we? cool






Dont tell me you dont have a boyfriend, with that your sexy eyes? I guess guys are of d scarce commodity where u live. Or are u in plutohuhhuh or saturnhuh
Family › Re: tanx by maysimsimple(m): 1:03pm On Jul 22, 2014
softsparkyy: I wasn't serious either.
Funny you. How re u and hope u having a lovely time??
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by maysimsimple(m): 12:57pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.
Now my kind, where are we? cool
I dont know if i'm obliged to comment here. But anyway, from my own point of view. I dont believe i have come across a girl whom doesnt have a boyfriend! but the issue , the said boyfriend might not be the intimate type. Pardon me, let me leave it for the ladies .....
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Would You Do, If A Guy Kissed You Without Consent? by maysimsimple(m): 12:48pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: Your obvious sincerity and humility unnerves me Thank u very much sis....
You're always welcome sir! The pleasuere is mine
Say me high to your spouse
Yea, i will
Family › Re: tanx by maysimsimple(m): 12:38pm On Jul 22, 2014
softsparkyy: See them!!!!
Thats the reason you follow only females on nairaland.
My sister, i was only joking ooooooooo. Dont blow it out of proportion ooooo abeg. I'm here to have fun and love talking to girls, reason why i only have female friend followers. I tend to compare what makes girls,ladies tick. Na joke i dey joke ooooooo. Even if i want to marry another girl, the only girl i can marry in the world is RIHANNA!!!
Family › Re: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by maysimsimple(m): 12:35pm On Jul 22, 2014
Cant wait for the good news. Been praying for the past 2 years for the news. My wife also been praying fervently. I know God will answer our prayer before the end of the year. Cant wait, I will be over the moon......
Family › Re: tanx by maysimsimple(m): 12:30pm On Jul 22, 2014
softsparkyy: They say that to me a lot. Just tell them ok and move on.
Babe relax your own man is coming.
Believe me, I would; if i have met you earlier, u know we guys tend not to be satisfied. Always craving for more. I will be ready to pay ur bride price!!!
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Would You Do, If A Guy Kissed You Without Consent? by maysimsimple(m): 12:14pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: Pls I wont reveal sir
You have many female followers
They'll pour me acid embarassed
Lol.. U very funny. I only followed them, because u're all beautiful. I dont really know you all. I wanted to follow every of your post and to contribute my own quota.
So feel free to interact with me. I'm a married man, in my early 30's and here to have fun and be educated and enlightened, just like everyone else. So feel free my sister.
Crime › Re: Nigerian In UK Caught In 4 Million Pounds Biggest Education Fraud by maysimsimple(m): 6:54pm On Jul 21, 2014
kaima1984: I read it 5years back
I guess so. that's where s quote " money makes d world go round" came from.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Would You Do, If A Guy Kissed You Without Consent? by maysimsimple(m): 6:53pm On Jul 21, 2014
IrishKez: undecided
Where on mother earth re u sweetie?
Sports › Re: Nigerian Players That Flopped After Being Hyped Into The Super Eagles by maysimsimple(m): 6:08pm On Jul 21, 2014
Sheggy13: Really? Maybe so sha.. can't even remember anyone that goes by that name.. he must have surely been a colossal flop that I can't even put a picture to his name lol
Olumide Harris never made it to d super eagles. He was a member of d wombling n fumbling flying eagles team of 95. Nigeria was initially billed to host d WYC in 95 before d outbreak of meningitis, n d hosting was moved to Qatar. B4 that, we have hosted d AYC, where olumide harris , manga Muhammad , Patrick Pascal etc where in d team. D guy was shooting star player then.
Sports › Re: Nigerian Players That Flopped After Being Hyped Into The Super Eagles by maysimsimple(m): 5:59pm On Jul 21, 2014
bigass: There was this guy that people thought could replace Okocha. He wears 10 plaits his hair. he became so fat. i have forgotten his name
oruma
Crime › Re: Nigerian In UK Caught In 4 Million Pounds Biggest Education Fraud by maysimsimple(m): 5:32pm On Jul 21, 2014
kaima1984: Amen n tx
Have u read a novel titled" my rich dad, my poor dad" by Robert Kiyosaki? if u avent pls do.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Would You Do, If A Guy Kissed You Without Consent? by maysimsimple(m): 5:28pm On Jul 21, 2014
IrishKez: I know you are

Where's that?
IB city n u, where re u reporting from?

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