Nnemuka:


Asking a broke guy to get someone pregnant
you guys are jokers, everything seems easy for you bachelors until marriage resets your brain

I told him to get a job first, slay queen that can't read.

Or you are supporting your runaway fellow woman?

Tunagee:


Wow! I appreciate your advise. But a responsible woman now would want me to divorce her and marry her; the court process, my age 44, having to go through all that marriage procedure and process again, that is, God forbid, I don't end up with someone even much more worse as a wife.

What you need the most is a source of income. Why you are bothering yourself over a woman who doesn't want you is strange?

You don't need to get married to enjoy female companion.

Get another lady and forget this joke you call a wife.

Get someone pregnant. Stop dulling.

Goal number 4 scored!

dazzlingd:
They better win this match to shame those hostile Arabs

Have you checked their form lately in home league. This enyimba side is weak and their win at Port was a stroke of luck. If they are lucky to escape this night, they can't go far.

Enyimba is out. Sorry.

Nothing stops the Tunisians from replying all 3 goals or even winning. Enyimba is not that a good side. Their performance this season is awful. I see the win as a big fluke.

Why Seun like snake like dis?

Nigeria has sold it's soul to China through Mallam Buhari.

rheether:
Am I the only one who think women are becoming more powerful? Educate a woman and watch her perform wonders.

You should thank symphathetic men who choose to be modernizers to make laws that protect women, not that women are getting powerful.

The only stupid thing she did was to make peace and not money.

mimzy007:
You left secondary years ago and for sure your cert has been ready, try and get it coz if you escape being questioned at the zonal enlistment it won't go unnoticed at the selection board . Unless there is more to it.

I know its ready. I was just avoiding those guys at WAEC asking for bribe when I go. But as it is, I will have to go to get it and budget around N3000 for settlement.

mimzy007:
That passport photograph is compulsory, try and get it please in addition to the photocopy of his international passport or drivers license.

Pls do you have idea if they will request for original certificate of SSCE? I only have originals of HND?

Serves them right. The silly cowheads think because their fellow herdsman is unfortunately our president, they are above the law.

Kai Gaskiya Wahali, Dullard I don kill am for Nijeria.

This Fayose should be one day recognised as one of the champions of democracy in Nigeria.

Nice one.

Nigeria na really useless country o. How can such a talent be unaccounted for? Or if she truly chose to laylow, why would she do that? Was she exploited by her promoters?

P.S: I strongly believed she's alive and hiding away from attention. Why? I can't still figure.

You want someone else to do ur homework?
Sorry o.

None of you(PDP and APC) will regain power. That will be like placing a curse on Nigeria.

Something better will come Nigeria's by 2019

gojishi:


Hi,

May i point out that regardless of your experience with javascript, it's actually not correct to call any programming language 'shitty' or say it 'teaches how to program badly'. I believe that if we want to be objective we need to ask some simple questions - 1. what problem(s) was this language designed to solve? 2. How well does it go about solving it? 3. What do i need to learn/unlearn in order to effectively use this language as designed to solve the problem(s) at hand?

If we objectively ask these questions i'm confident we will come to the realization that javascript is not actually a 'shitty' langauge and neither does it 'teach how to program badly' but rather javascript is a simple, robust, flexible and powerful language which has been extended beyond the original target environment i.e. the browser and is no used almost everywhere -server side, databases, embedded systems etc.

I agree with you in the sense that when a thing fulfills its purpose, it is as good as good can be. I'm only taking offence at the OP's claim.

I'm still scared of learning javascript for now so I don't pick up bad programming habits. Since its was meant for web designers who are assumed will not be familiar with programming, a lot of loose habits were put into the language to make it easy, thereby watering the standards.

I can see that the developers are improving it regular. I hope it gets to the point I change my mind about the language.

You don't need to bring up your health issues before job interviewers. You are not in a hospital.

No. Its a shitty programming language that teaches you how to program badly.

I wan fork.

Why can god stop the fuel scarcity but delights seeing his followers struggle to church?

rheether:
This B red Useless die..

person dey catch fun, dey enjoy him life. You dey there dey beef.

Thanks larisoft and basbone. I will work on the suggestions and update the house.

donshady:


None is advisable. but I'll still prefer fornication to masturbation because

1. Masturbation makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a sexual practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

You're just talking horse shit. Provide scientific evidence to back your claim.

Masturbation is healthy and pleasurable.

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/5-reasons-you-should-masturbate-tonight

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a36484/benefits-of-masturbation/

http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-18581/10-reasons-to-make-masturbation-part-of-your-wellness-routine.html

These are well researched studies by university groups and other people in the know that prove you wrong.

#BringBackBarthNnaji, the best power minister so far and a qualified engineer.

Just resign honourably. That's my only advice. You can't do this work.

#BringBackBarthNnaji, the best power minister and qualified engineer

What baffles me about Africa is that a man knows he is incompetent to do a task, yet he refuses to hands off. I tire o.