₦airaland Forum

ola_pluto: For those saying they 'read like hell'. I challenge you to come out and say how many hours a day you read, how many past papers you thrashed. How many times you read Ababio and Okeke front to back. I think the equation is very simple. If you do not read, you cannot pass JAMB.

Correct!!!! What hurts me d most is dat the poor kids don't read again...they want to meet up d rich kids-davido ; forgetting that immitation they say is suicide. The rich kids are presently ahead of them both in social/information and academic cycle. In my milieu, U c boys and girls between d ages of 15-19 searching 4 blue-collar jobs in order to buy blackberry fone...After d exam I tested most of dem; they know nothing. I am sure most ppl that applied 4d CBT exam are d rich....they know how to use d computer not only to chat but also to write exams,design,program etc., and I would not be surprised if they do exceedingly well above d poor-MBT exam, who only know how 2 use d computer to 2go,Facebook and d likes.

sleekch1c:
i feel sorry for the woman who marries this thing

Habaaa!

Even Judas Iscariot and Jesus dipped their bread inside d dish @ d upper room , yes of course! Matt 26:23; whom am I not 2 dip my coaster biscuit inside water/bread inside my tea...I am Christ-like in manners.

Rech sexy: Dats true menh...buh I like it wen my bf reads my mind

"Such bf ends up becoming a philosopher...God forbid!"

Handsome blokes...May their gentle souls rest in peace.

Is dunking vernacular or pigeon English? Bone!!!!!!! The white men used Jill has an example in Longman dictionary; why not Iyabo? I am on the verge of dunking my coaster biscuit inside water... Oya sarewa gba haters of dunking...lolz

Most ladies are cheats...If I remember d 1st lady I wooed...chaiiiii even if U catch this girl red-handed she must still deny-her mum even confirmed her lying skills. I cut her with my neighbour kissing inside the bathroom...after watching d bf live, I called her at d dead of night,I told her how thrilling and interesting d film was...dis girl connived with dis guy and denied d whole tin...at 1st I got confused,I almost blamed my sight or worst still I felt it was a nightmare/hallucination.To cut a long story short...2 days later d guy approached me,he said d girl refused to have sex with him...i should meet d girl and exonerate her off d crime; that I mistook her 4 another girl...WOMEN ARE STRONG.TRULY I BOW 4 DEM!!!

Yesterday during Barcelona vs Espanyol; there was a backheel skill Andre Iniesta displayed and you know what the commentator said, "In d next generation iniesta wud be the next world best player." Meaning Messi the Merlin cum Youngwarlock has brought jinx most especially to the peacock of halamadrid; so I go 4 Messi. 1)Andres Messi 2)Andre Iniesta 3)Peacock Ronaldo; the Picture has said it all. Visca de Blaugrana; Viva Catalunya!!!

Gee! I have missed, it's never too late to hook up with a hunk gemini born on the 1st of june(johnfred333@yahoo.com;22436677)...waiting!

See groove and mingle

afam4eva: It's only in this category that he beats Messi hands down.

True talk...CR7 knows his master!

My surname Ekerete;Eye.

From my on own point of view-u dont wish dis guy u called ur "bf" well,are you God? Your premonition about this guy's destiny is too bad. The fact that God has shown you mercy does not mean things might not go wrong 4u 2morrow-i dnt wish u jinx-but I hope u are aware the author who wrote d book titled:"rich dad, poor dad" is undergoing some financial meltdown. My advise 4u-Mind3v3,please leave d meek,sincere,whizzkid guy alone,because if u get married to him, you will make him look inferior subconsciously. There is a quotable quote dat goes like this, "a woman who equates himself with a man, has no ambition," u did not even equate urself with dis guy, u placed urself above this guy-my dear, you are not God!

Ladies my benevolent advise 4 you guys is to use your brain, pray you don't fall victim, you argue constructively;lets face reality even God regretted creating man-because they are unpredictable, with different kind of stupid "personalities," out of my 5years in school, I spent 4years inside d school hostel with different sets of good,bad and ugly behaviour. When u c book like why u act the way you do,the zodiac signs and people studying psychology do u tink its a child's play? Human beings are something else but not all; I had dated abt 3 ladies even when dey blabb I didnt bully dem may be because I grew up with 4 elder sisters @ home, but i know not all guys would tolerate destructive argument from ladies; because men prefer being respected than loved.

Emmeree,centje,eze,crownprince,lalosky etc., u guys have spoken well-as an elderstatemen!I prefer guys saying things in a pragmatic and just form than offering the ladies on nairaland greekgift-disgusing as good guys; I won't be surprise if all these treacherous nairalanders forming good guys bully their gf n also all dis ladies forming i won't tolerate nonsense absorb blows from their "kickboxer" BF. We have different set of animalistic personalities 4rm both men n women; just pray u dont become a fallguy to any of them or better still use ur "akonuche" yl chosing ur partner. I am against d ideology of battering the lady you promised heaven n earth; but ladies please if u mistakely stumble upon a "kickboxer" argue constructively because u might end up recieving Proverbs 18:6-7;just like the guy that bit me at my back and shoulder when I rebuked him weeing @ the entrance of the toilet-back then in school.

P.S: ladies please don't mind all this guys on nairaland forming good guys in order to impress you(the bible said it all:"the heart of men is full of evil" dont 4get cynthia's case.

Emmeree,centje,eze,crownprince,lalosky etc., u guys have spoken well-as an elderstatemen!I prefer guys saying things in a pragmatic and just form than offering the ladies on nairaland greekgift-disgusing as good guys; I won't be surprise if all these treacherous nairalanders forming good guys bully their gf n also all dis ladies forming i won't tolerate nonsense absorb blows from their "kickboxer" BF. We have different set of animalistic personalities 4rm both men n women; just pray u dont become a fallguy to any of them or better still use ur "akonuche" yl chosing ur partner. I am against d ideology of battering the lady you promised heaven n earth; but ladies please if u mistakely stumble upon a "kickboxer" argue constructively because u might end up recieving Proverbs 18:6-7;just like the guy that bit me at my back and shoulder when I rebuked him weeing @ the entrance of the toilet-back then in school.

P.S: ladies please don't mind all this guys on nairaland forming good guys in order to impress you(the bible said it all:"the heart of men is full of evil)

Please can somebody open to the books of Proverbs 18:6-7 and Ecclesiastes 7:26-29? There are two books I personally don't joke with: The Bible and Dictionary. I have followed dis threads rite 4rm the onset; so prefer my 1st comment should start with quoting the bible.

Insatiable Nigerians-I have learnt my lessons from chelsea fanatics; always tenacious to argue the right things to be wrong. It is only a chelsea fan would tell you that Messi has not scored goal on christmas day or he has not scored goal with red boot; they always want to find faults or argue something. Between 1994-2011, the insatiable Nigerians have been asking FG, even though they are corrupt they should just try and fix the power issues; GEJ has been trying his best to free the insatiable Nigerians from the shackles of darkness; but now their(insatiable Nigerians) new slogan is "power supply is too elementary." We all know privatization of this sector is the way forward;moreso, you and I know most "bourgeoisies" we have in this great country "Nigeria" are the same crooks who had held one position or the other in the country,but if your dad, no less than your uncles has the resources to bid please he should come out and rescue us.Thumb's up to sincerenigerian,the cause of the 1966 january coup was due to bad leadership and their rigging of election in which Nzeougwu and his boys tried to carryout what they called "revolution-but led to the civil war."I think GEJ has tried in mitigating the excessive rigging of election; As for chucks I would sincerely love to see your cousin "d corper," you know why? Because he/she is not worthy to hold a vital position in this great country of ours-he is among the nubs in fighting corruption. To draw the curtail, please Nigerians you dont expect a man to veer everything in four years, let alone eight years,even if you give him 30years there must still be some lapses...like the adage "Rome was not built for a day," let us all watch, keep our fingers crossed and see if his projection about his blueprints would at least move the country forward...God bless Nigeria-cheers!

More power to your elbows-JTF; If i have my way in the world to come, i would love to be an army.

Dayokanu let me give you the answers to your tenacious question about ur 'Hala madrid' n d whizzkid Malagans who are on top of their games so far this season is concern; let me start with the league game(la liga), i dont know how u rate d best clubs @ d moment, but i think the last time i checked the la liga table the whizzkid Malagans were above ur 'Hala madrid' and to draw the curtail, y malaga is above n better than your 'Hala madrid' 4 now - is because comparing the points btw the 2 spainard clubs in terms of UCL i think malaga is beta dan ur 'Hala madrid'-Y? If u join ajax,dortmund n amateur man city- how many times they have got 2d final of d UCL n winning the UCL trophies compare with Ac milan(GCO-UCL) who are the 2nd in command so far the UCL is concern. Malagans are doing very well and i think deserve some respect 4rm u-'hala madridite'. And as 4 me, I dnt think ur 'Hala madrid' group is a group of death-is Man city a threat? Let alone Ajax, nt 2 talk of Dortmund? These clubs are amateur wen it comes 2 UCL.
Long live del catalunya!!!

Fashola (Manchester united fan) finally bans okada riders(chelsea fans) b4 the super match-Raji u aluu!real football in politics. Thank God danfo drivers(barca fans) r still smiling.

Followers of Oyedepo you said he suffered b4 attaining his present wealth? Compare to Christ who was born in a manger,trained by a carpenter and continuously suffered till his death. For me, Oyedepo is not living according to Christ standard(a real christian); Oyedepo and Christ have a dissimilar life-the former is meant to acquire wealth on earth, while the latter is meant to acquire wealth in heaven. Followers of Oyedepo dnt 4get d story about the rich fool(4 jets) and also what Christ preached-about saving ur treasure not on earth but in heaven... But still i am not shocked @ u followers of Oyedepo being misled by 'prosperity,' afterall fortnite ago, i saw 2 misled sheeps(females) of Rev. Pastor king still wearing his pendant-he has used marriage hunting 2 confisticate d gullibe ladies. Truly end time is nigh.

I-nid-a-copy-johnfred333@yahoo.com

It had been a frenzied mood for my family and I since yesterday when we received the PHCN bill of about N14,178.56k-for jst 3bedroom flat-without d use of AC,electric cooker,washing machine and other electrical appliances that dissipate power input. The question most Nigerians shud ask themselves is-is this meter working? As for mine-it's not working; after they have morsel d bills 2d working meters, d lions' share wud b given 2 ppl like us whose meters are not working. Unluckily for me, I live in a residence wia dlandlords' son resides-he dos nt pay d PHCN bills,he disallowed d idea of using one meter by @ least two flats or better still, buy a working meter for d tenants 2 use. Fellow Nairalanders, also, I have been having dis fervid touts-has d resignation of Prof. Bartho Nnaji creates room 4 dos folly and corrupt staff of PHCN to rob us on a broad daylight.

Most people are doomed because dey don't study or read history-pistol u are a good historian-Awolowo practises all forms of corruption-nepotism,cronyism,favouritism. He betrayed d igbos and starved dem in d course of d war, as if dat was not okay he overthrew Zik of Africa from seat after he had lost @ d eastern region.