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I WILL SAY WELCOME MY INSULT MATE...........

@graviton how can I install d online type? @BRAINZ_Box please can you help me out with steps from download to rename to install to extract.........is it download -rename-install-extract n copy? which files to download first BTW FIFA apk or data? which one will I rename and/or install BTW apk and data 1st-to main.129.ea.com.game.fifa14 blah blah blah......will the fifa apk and data be in d same folder and lastly, which one BTW d apk n data will I extract using 7zipper? I think using steps like step 1.....step2......step3.....wud help most ppl here. thanks in anticipation. I have dis files but don't know how to go about it....y I tried opening d FIFA icon I was told " I have not purchased d game blah blah blah

i downloaded the data from the rugame link.....after staying awake throughout the night, only for me to install the data and what i saw was parsing error-chai!!! Any solution?

Where are the talkative, egg-headed and shrewd blokes...1/JUNE....rare-gem-ini. johnfred333@yahoo.com/mbouriie@gmail.com.

Where are the talkative, egg-headed and shrewd blokes...1/JUNE....rare-gem-ini. johnfred333@yahoo.com/mbouriie@gmail.com.

Samelfisha: wake me up wen Chelsea win

Abeg we love you-don't sleep forever.....

bukatyne: I agree the devil is at work

But to bound woman and put her in perpetual slavery right from Eve till date. Thank God for Jesus Christ.

Imagine how Adam's outlook on Eve changed from 'the bone of my bone' to 'the mother of all flesh' not even 'the mother of my kids'

Thank God for Christ's redemptive work on the cross

Hahahahahahaha....slavery? Habatically!!! In my residence none of the women are under slavery or is that cooking for your hubby or better yet, when asked by your hubby to keep quiet in a brawl between you-his wife- and a neighbour is now considered an act of slavery or deprivation of woman right?

@foleyx :this is how demonic teachings started in the west. first it was women liberation, then gay liberation I wonder what comes next.

Seriously the devil is at work...when most peeps on NL make mention of end time, I felt it was a joke but this thread has really open my eyes to prepare myself for the coming of Christ.
Right from the onset the aim of the devil is to turn women against man; he divulges pseudo-doctrine to "the woman" that goes contrary to the words of God. He did it @ the garden of Eden, he has done it in the western world-with the present widespread divorce(were women compete with men), gay liberation, cloning of the perfect woman( in order to do away with the competing attitude of "the present woman," etc I ain't surprise when the bible said, " at the latter days 10 women will be begging to bear a man's name." God's words is seriously coming to pass! Why is it that the devil prefer using "the woman" to achieve all his aim? Or is that he prefers to turn "the woman" against God and man, by so doing man/woman will never be fruitful or multiply? I red that the anti-Christ is even a gay.....Ladies, I done encourage enslavery of women, but please be subtle in your absorption of the present norms of the western world....God bless Nigeria!!!

@dioradegreat : For the first time in Nigeria when the president is still in his 1st team 18 Governors of PDP are in there second term and now the 7 governors are only moving to be relevant after 2015 election. they want to be president. who among them as Governor did not do second term,the president is qualified and they too are free to contest who ever Nigerian want via there votes will be president,let them stop the nonsense the are doing and be come democratic.

You have nailed it bro....you have broaden my horizons#team jonathan till 2019#

Nice one Op....if a male or female is willing to change his/her behaviour, I don't think there is any cause for someone to run from a relationship. But if the person refuses to change, please be it male or female run or eschew from that relationship.....According to the author, Sami Suk: "in a nutshell," he said, "you cannot change someone that had refused to change, instead you would end up being hurt." So trying to form "Shino Rambo" in the name of love can be deadly. The news and gonzo journalism that have taken the order of the day in the front page of most newspapers, nairaland, magazines etc are:
1) A Jealous boyfriend set ablaze lover and girlfriend.
2) A Stalking and jealous girlfriend caught boyfriend making love with her roommate and hurl both conc. Acid
3) A fury boyfriend stabbed his girlfriend to death at Mafoluku Oshodi, reason, because she was nattering with a hunky bloke at a cul-de-sac.
4) A girl committed suicide when she found out that her boyfriend left her for another nymphet......
These things can be prevented if you discover that the personalities aforementioned by the op cannot be changed, the best advice is to run for your precious life before someone truncates your destiny.

30-(-26)...

The story is not a false one....the incidence took place just a stone throw to my house.

The story is not a false one....it happened just a stone throw to my house.

If i am correct, adebayor did not score a goal at afcon before he was given african best, worststill winning the afcon also with the likes of drogba and yaya toure. I hate Mikel with his style of football on chelsea's jersey; but on Super eagle's jersey-Mikel is something else! The commentor who commented between spain and Nigeria confirmed Obi's resilient and patriotic kind of football when playing for the SE. I think he is the african best from my own opine. I would love someone to give me the statistics between Mikel and Xavi on the match played 23rd of june at the confed cup-i think Mikel held possession and passes the most? I am a catalunya fan...take it away from here!!!

Adex097: non of the banks.

so, how can i get the scratch card?

Expected essay question for ssc/dssc test 2013/2014: How can a coup d'état be implemented-by Lt. Col Mbourie J.E-without a counter-coup d'état, if what happened in 1965 repeat itself 2015 i.e 50year ago....Where GEJ is equivalent 2 azikiwe, tinubu=awolowo, mimiko=akintola, buhari=ahmadu bello, sambo=tafawa balewa, azubuike ihejiruka(COAS)=aguiyi ironsi, asari dokunbo=biafra militia, Myself( Lt. Col John Mbourie E.=Nzeogwu. Not less than 800words(25mins)

NDLers...which of the banks sell the 2013/2014 Uniben post-utme scratch card?

NDlers...which of the banks sell 2013/2014 uniben post-utme scratch card?

But wait o....@gideon u said 3.6km in 15mins? Whatttt!!!! Usain bolt no fit pass dssc/ssc screening be dat.....3.6km na 5hrs 4 me ooo; egba mi oo, mo gbe! *buckling up 2 teslim balogun stadium 2 set a record* 3.6km in 3mins.

But wait o....@gideon u said 3.6km in 15mins? Whatttt!!!! Usain bolt no fit pass dssc/ssc screening be dat.....

;DMake i check complete sport/alaroye....i dey hear rumour say na dia the shortlisted names they.

I paid my shop rent, nepa bill, omo ni le, tax etc and you deprived me 3 days from getting my income all in the name of cultural absorption.....why did the 'agberos' not stampede 'the arena' in army cantoment oshodi-where they also sell okrika? Them know were them power reach...the high time we threw some of our cultural shock norms all in the name of 'our father's old spectacle' the better for us....

A day is understandable, but these things started since sunday. Yesterday i sent my younger sister to get super eagle's jersey at oshodi all to no avail, same thing today. I thought the 'agberos' we have in lagos have been thrown to the dustbin of history....For where!!! Let us call a spade a spade, 3 days is abnormal to mourn the dead at the expense of someone's family's income.....or is that southwesterners like holiday? Fuel subsidy holiday, mko abiola holiday, iyaloja mid-term break etc. I won't be surprised 16th of june, 2014 would be declared a compulsory public holiday by our southwest cabals and cartels-leaders. The rhetorical question i keep on asking myself is 'will nigeria change before the world comes to an end?' Chinua achebe said i quote ' the trouble with nigeria is our leaders,' but he omitted one thing 'followers.' Followers have contributed to the troubles and problems of our great country right from the onset of her corruption....absorbing everything all in the name of culture and kick backs!!! Which way my fellow nigerians cum nairalanders?

Camnewton4pres:
You talk gibberish...who told you Cameroon is better than Nigeria in soccer and politics? Why have you decided to wallow in illiteracy and refused to broaden your horizons? You talked about super eagles, what about under 17, 21 and female soccer or let alone the first African country to win the Olympic gold medal in football? Or is it Alex Song that has taken sitting on camp nou bench as a hobby? Your minute records in soccer has been thrown to the dust of history. Club side, international, local league you guys ne'er-do-well...Head-to-head when it comes to winning trophies and/or medals we can never be in the same street; your contemporaries are Madagascar and it likes. Its just like saying who was the first country in Africa to win the most beautiful girl in the world, project firm, or who has been dominating big brother Africa, African music and film industry not to mention but a few? Dont allow my fellow Nigerians break out of their integument and talk tall all because of your inapt and goon essay on nairaland.
You have made NLers derailed from the thread. I do believe you guys have your forum in Cameroon? Go there and show off your ego.

Please Nairalanders I would love to know if uniben offers international law and relation? And if they do, what was their cut-off for 2012/2013 post-utme. Cheers!

money-hungry :
u mean am? and my girlfriend is a SCORPION oh!

Scorpio...very very poisonous.

abifoluwa: is she a pisces? born in febuary? those girls cheat a lot

I disagree with you...scorpio are deadly

spikes C: Can you prove this?
When 1 million students pass JAMB with flying colors, they should be offered admission from the best performing students. Don't decieve yourself, ok. To be qualified, you have to stand out. That is why we have Second class upper and Second class lower. They all passed, but some passed more than the others

Moreso, these jambites should not use the aforesaid 520,000 available space as a flimsy excuse for their fiasco...It is only in Nigeria a student would fail and when you ask him/her, how come the low grade/score? He opens his bleeping mouth saying " dem give me 111/E."
What students/Jambites fail to understand is that, even if JAMB upgrades or gave the candidates high score, the cut-off mark will not be kept at 200....or better still most institutions will used the medium to make money from students and after the post-utme, place theirs above 285. So whether low mark or high mark, its just the same thing...You blokes should thank JAMB-JAMB is just trying to save your family the cost of travelling to the school, coupled with other expenses and still ne'er-do-well.

lorretta u: Pls poor guyz shouldn't come out here and try to talk down on Nigerian ladies.I know I've dated a broke ass nigger for some years I loved him for real.and I also know a lot of girls who date broke boys loving them with all their hearts.
Don't no body get me upset now before seun will say I broke some of his rules.cos I'll put any confused broke boy in his place right now.

#themtalkingnonsensecostheyarebroke#

" they are talking nonsense like your broke ass nigger...no wonder you 'loved' him for real."

The guy is a conditional player...conditional player is a type of player who uses conditional skills for juveniles between the ages of 16-21-who are desperate to feel among. Another name for conditional player is "sarewa gba shalewa"

Dibiachukwu: Chai see reasoning

Berem:
Chai ur reasoning is beneath d earth surface...i am very sure then ur class teacher told u in years to come U wud be d leader; how old are you now...let me guess 30+, still u've not gotten to d state of becoming a leader...habaaaaaaaa! Buhari 1966, Buhari 1983, Buhari 2015, Buhari 2065, Buhari endtime/rapture. I doubt if what ur teacher said will ever come to pass-you are not even helping matters-you want Buhari to lead U from cradle to grave...shallow brain!!!