₦airaland Forum

simonlee:
Akon be wondering if morning jogging have been banned in Lagos....

WTF!!

Hintona:
She is missing her former skin

Lol ah know say somebody here go surely comment about her "former skin"

CosmicPhoenix:

you say she's an actress,is it on instagram she is acting because i have not seen her in any nollywood movie.

Swears! Haven't seen her nowhere near the TV either

Myn.d44:
Chelsea fans.

How appropriate

Ah swear e be like na this Chelsea home jersey cheap pass for market

EdoBozz:
Eyah that's cool to know. At least through meeting a Colonel of the naija army, I was able to make my first 3 million bucks. Opened some other doors for me and am glad about that. You know were to find Mandela if you need to meet him. A bottle of snipper will lead you to him on a brief

Perfect reply... Me sef see say that guy don dey misyarn

iCauseTrouble:
APC Guber Candidate came to my village for campaign. He asked the villagers to mention 2major problems in the village

They told him that one of their problems is lack of qualified medical doctors.

The politician brought out his phone and pretended to be making call. He later told them "your problem is solved" What's the other problem?

They said they don't have network in the village ���

Hahaha this cracked me up big time

tunjijones:
What does igbo amaka have to do with this now.

Emoney no even knw ur papa

DLondonboiy:
Sense is far from thy doorstep...

WTF

Justpd:
Anybody wey carry PVC to vote buhari and apc on Saturday, may those hands of theirs become stiff for one hour

Beadex1:
this reminds me of a girl back in the university days, after enough under the duvet rumbling she told me about an event that is coming up in their campus that she will be the one headlining it and i was like am coming to watch you perform, the girl paused she was shocked because she knows i hardly attend school events thats when she chipped in " Remember that fair guy pics i showed you in my phone, he will be acting as my boyfriend that day" i asked her why she said its been arranged by the department for that day and the HOD knows about it. Fellas that is how i fell asleep that afternoon the lie was too much for me to handle with my eyes open.

LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

AuroraB:
I don't understand Yoruba anymore

Denikayan:
When this MODS get high on MARIJUANA and CODEINE, they just start pushing GIBBERISH to front page

Ah swear and better educative news go dey ground with no one to move am enter frontpage

folake4u:
I love his honesty .

But that Twitter guy that said "Honey, I carelessly slid my hand in my secretary's 'paradise' needs to be flogged. .

The picture of Sen. Adeleke and Atiku didn't help matters at all .

Lol.... I swear