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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Was Not Specific About My Salary Demand by McBrooklyn(m): 11:38am On Nov 16, 2015
Your Salary Is Your Right And You Gats Claim It Bro
Politics › Re: Udoedehe: Akpabio Gave Us N3m “transport Money” Each After PDP Caucus Meetings by McBrooklyn(m): 11:34am On Nov 16, 2015
Girl be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls


Ada: Sweetheart howfa?

Tina: Darling am ok

Ada: Waow! I love your hair

Tina: Thank you my love

Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today, so how is it gonna be?


Tina: Sweet

Ada: I hope you have food at home?

Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like


A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND


Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?

Ibe: Come, you smoke?

Peter: Handsome, I love this your belt

Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?

Peter: Can I come over to your house?

Ibe: Come do wetin?

Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?


Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years abi? Make better thunder fire you there
grin grin grin
Health › Re: HIV Prevalence Ranking: Rivers State Most Rampant, Ekiti The Safest by McBrooklyn(m): 11:33am On Nov 16, 2015
ismokeweed:
I do give a fvck whereas you said you do not. I hate dry mofos. Especially the lying type.
Bro, How Your Matter Wan Be Now . . . BTW I No Know You Before Now angry
Health › Re: HIV Prevalence Ranking: Rivers State Most Rampant, Ekiti The Safest by McBrooklyn(m): 11:29am On Nov 16, 2015
ismokeweed:
Then why you come they reply am? Mugu
The Same Goes For You To Bro cool
Health › Re: HIV Prevalence Ranking: Rivers State Most Rampant, Ekiti The Safest by McBrooklyn(m): 11:23am On Nov 16, 2015
ikombe:
after reading your post i realised that common sense is not common cheesy
Your Opinion About Me Here Doesn't Matter Though Cos I have Got that IDGAFF Attitude wink
Health › Re: HIV Prevalence Ranking: Rivers State Most Rampant, Ekiti The Safest by McBrooklyn(m): 11:20am On Nov 16, 2015
ismokeweed:
Dry
In MI Voice, Bad Belle Is Allowed tongue
Health › Re: HIV Prevalence Ranking: Rivers State Most Rampant, Ekiti The Safest by McBrooklyn(m): 11:18am On Nov 16, 2015
ismokeweed:
Dry
Bad Belle Is Allowed tongue
Health › Re: HIV Prevalence Ranking: Rivers State Most Rampant, Ekiti The Safest by McBrooklyn(m): 10:59am On Nov 16, 2015
Girl be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls


Ada: Sweetheart howfa?

Tina: Darling am ok

Ada: Waow! I love your hair

Tina: Thank you my love

Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today, so how is it gonna be?


Tina: Sweet

Ada: I hope you have food at home?

Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like


A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND


Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?

Ibe: Come, you smoke?

Peter: Handsome, I love this your belt

Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?

Peter: Can I come over to your house?

Ibe: Come do wetin?

Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?


Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years abi? Make better thunder fire you there
grin grin grin

In Olamide Voice, Rivers You Bad O! cheesy
Education › Re: Non-Academic Staff Lock Entrances To UNICAL, Flog CSO by McBrooklyn(m): 10:57am On Nov 16, 2015
Girl be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls


Ada: Sweetheart howfa?

Tina: Darling am ok

Ada: Waow! I love your hair

Tina: Thank you my love

Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today, so how is it gonna be?


Tina: Sweet

Ada: I hope you have food at home?

Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like


A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND


Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?

Ibe: Come, you smoke?

Peter: Handsome, I love this your belt

Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?

Peter: Can I come over to your house?

Ibe: Come do wetin?

Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?


Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years abi? Make better thunder fire you there
grin grin grin

UNICAL Though undecided
Celebrities › Re: Olu Jacobs & Joke Silva Celebrate 30th Wedding Anniversary (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 10:55am On Nov 16, 2015
Girl be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls


Ada: Sweetheart howfa?

Tina: Darling am ok

Ada: Waow! I love your hair

Tina: Thank you my love

Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today, so how is it gonna be?


Tina: Sweet

Ada: I hope you have food at home?

Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like


A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND


Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?

Ibe: Come, you smoke?

Peter: Handsome, I love this your belt

Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?

Peter: Can I come over to your house?

Ibe: Come do wetin?

Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?


Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years abi? Make better thunder fire you there
grin grin grin

Happy Married Life And Good For Them cool
Phones › Re: NCC Suspends MTN's N1.4Trillion Fine Until Negotiations Are Complete by McBrooklyn(m): 10:47am On Nov 16, 2015
Girl be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls


Ada: Sweetheart howfa?

Tina: Darling am ok

Ada: Waow! I love your hair

Tina: Thank you my love

Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today, so how is it gonna be?


Tina: Sweet

Ada: I hope you have food at home?

Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like


A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND


Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?

Ibe: Come, you smoke?

Peter: Handsome, I love this your belt

Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?

Peter: Can I come over to your house?

Ibe: Come do wetin?

Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?


Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years abi? Make better thunder fire you there
grin grin grin

If MTN didn't pay up what will then happen with the subscription I just did angry
Crime › Re: Fake Nigerian Doctor Arrested In South Africa by McBrooklyn(m): 10:46am On Nov 16, 2015
Girls be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls


Ada: Sweetheart howfa?

Tina: Darling am ok

Ada: Waow! I love your hair

Tina: Thank you my love

Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today, so how is it gonna be?


Tina: Sweet

Ada: I hope you have food at home?

Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like


A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND


Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?

Ibe: Come, you smoke?

Peter: Handsome, I love this your belt

Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?

Peter: Can I come over to your house?

Ibe: Come do wetin?

Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?


Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years abi? Make better thunder fire you there
grin grin grin

The Dude Above Me Though undecided
Celebrities › Re: Funke Bucknor Takes Early Morning Selfie After Yesterday's Marriage by McBrooklyn(m): 10:39am On Nov 16, 2015
Brytawon:
Less than two comments and dis is already on the front page. shocked


vivianblog2, who is the mod dah has bin benefittin?


I no wan come hear anoda Eyin Omo WOBE!!!! next year o...
Help me ask her oo Cos me don dey notice that any post by Vivianblog go make FP . . .I smell something fishy though grin
Celebrities › Re: Funke Bucknor Takes Early Morning Selfie After Yesterday's Marriage by McBrooklyn(m): 10:34am On Nov 16, 2015
Girls be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls


Ada: Sweetheart howfa?

Tina: Darling am ok

Ada: Waow! I love your hair

Tina: Thank you my love

Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today, so how is it gonna be?


Tina: Sweet

Ada: I hope you have food at home?

Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like


A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND


Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?

Ibe: Come, you smoke?

Peter: Handsome, I love this your belt

Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?

Peter: Can I come over to your house?

Ibe: Come do wetin?

Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?


Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years abi? Make better thunder fire you there
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Set To Name 14 Special Advisers by McBrooklyn(m): 10:21am On Nov 16, 2015
OK
Food › Re: Why Instant Noodles May Be Destroying Your Health by McBrooklyn(m): 12:25pm On Nov 15, 2015
Very Soon Now You go dey talk how eating semovita and Egusi soup is dangerous to your health grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Ways Girls And Boys React To Homosexuality by McBrooklyn(op): 12:00pm On Nov 15, 2015
ibrams:
yes of cos I read it...... am very fast at reading..... shocked
You Mean you read the whole thing and commented within 1 minutes . . . You Be The Flash undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Ways Girls And Boys React To Homosexuality by McBrooklyn(op): 11:41am On Nov 15, 2015
ibrams:
grin
Come Bro, You Sure Say You Read This Thing undecided
Jokes Etc › Funny Ways Girls And Boys React To Homosexuality by McBrooklyn(op): 11:36am On Nov 15, 2015
Girl be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls


Ada: Sweetheart howfa?

Tina: Darling am ok

Ada: Waow! I love your hair

Tina: Thank you my love

Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today, so how is it gonna be?


Tina: Sweet

Ada: I hope you have food at home?

Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like


A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND


Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?

Ibe: Come, you smoke?

Peter: Handsome, I love this your belt

Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?

Peter: Can I come over to your house?

Ibe: Come do wetin?

Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?


Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years abi? Make better thunder fire you there
grin grin grin

Happy Sunday cool

cc: lalasticlala
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Soldier Go To Heaven? by McBrooklyn(m):
With the way Soldier dey use beat and torture person . . . . I would say NO!

Na so dem punish one guy for my side during the election time though the guy do bad thing by snapping the soldiers but E no reach the extent of the punishment dem give am. If you see the punishment wey dem give this guy, Chai you go pity the guy and after the old women beg the soldiers dem con release the guy. ah swear the guy no fit walk wella due to the punishment

Anyway, As the saying goes "You cannot judge a book by its cover . . . All Judgement remain in God's hand
Jokes Etc › See What This Dude Long Throat For (pic) by McBrooklyn(op): 1:07pm On Nov 14, 2015
Saw This Pic On Instagram Yesterday and I was like WTF grin

The Dude Still went to the extent of satisfying what he has long Throat for . . . Photoshopped Him And Nicki Minaj cheesy

Niggas Be Like We Must Reach There grin grin grin

cc: lalasticlala

Music/Radio › Re: ★ [VIDEO] Olamide – “MVP” by McBrooklyn(m): 1:52pm On Nov 12, 2015
Badoo, Baddest Guy Ever Liveth cheesy

Like If You Think This The Video Is Dope And Share If You Don't
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa: When Your Man Is On His Way To Sleep With His Side Chick (Pic) by McBrooklyn(m): 1:34pm On Nov 12, 2015
Meanwhile The Same Ish Happened To PDP grin grin grin

Wailers, Don't Quote Me With This, Just Tryna Have Some Fun undecided undecided

Sports › Suspects In The Chelsea Recent Loss Of Matches by McBrooklyn(op): 1:25pm On Nov 12, 2015
Chelsea Recent Loses Ain't Strange To Any Of Us Here By Now . . . So People Have Come Up With Suspects And Some Causes Of Chelsea Recent Loses

Suspects In The Chelsea Recent Downfall Case grin


1 The sacked doctor lipsrsealed

2 Peter Cech (That guy go with the otumokpo) cheesy

3 Ronaldo (Since Mourinho compared
Hazard to him there have been
problems)
cool

4 Harrysong, That guy wey sing "After the regae
play the blues" (since dem release that
song chelsea never win)
grin

5 Arsene Wenger (Since Mourinho called him
specialist in failure, failure has been following
Chelsea)
grin

6 Falcao. (This one no be secret na. Everybody
knows. That guy is a pack of akoba adaba - Instigator)
angry

7 Drogba (Whenever he comes, Chelsea will win,
he leaves and they drop. You know he's a juju
man na)
wink


Fellow Nairalanders, Which one of this did you to think is causing the recent loss of matches by Chelsea huh
Sports › Re: What's Actually Becoming Of MTN Nowadays (Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 3:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
EroticAngelina:
where's the screenshot?
Check again probably Cos MTN knew what I was about to post so they are withholding the network grin
Sports › What's Actually Becoming Of MTN Nowadays (Photo) by McBrooklyn(op):
Imagine I got this text from MTN This Afternoon Though We know MTN and all stupid messages them do send . . .So annoying undecided

But what really caught my attention on this was the content . . . The Last time I checked Barcelona and Arsenal ain't in the same group in the UEFA champions league or probably both ain't in the same league

Maybe The Message was Barcelona VS Real Madrid not Arsenal . . . The Guy Who send the stuff must not Have received last month salary thereby causing the typographical error grin

Fellow Nairalanders, What's your say on this

cc: lalasticlala

Business › Some Things You Might Or Might Not Know About MTN by McBrooklyn(op):
MTN - Founded In 1994

Trading in MTN Group was halted in Johannesburg after the stock fell 8%.

Dealings later started again after the company said it was in talks with Nigerian authorities about reducing the record $5.2bn (£2.7bn) fine.

The sum amounts to double MTN's annual profits last year.

The Nigerian Communications Commission imposed the penalty for failing to cut off unregistered mobile users, giving MTN just two weeks to pay.

How much is $5bn?

The $5.2bn (£2.7bn) fine MTN is facing is the same as:

22% of Nigeria's annual budget

Double MTN's annual group profits ($2.69bn after tax)
$80 for every single MTN customer in Nigeria


1.5x Nigeria's annual capital expenditure

95% of Nigeria's annual spend on servicing its national debt

The company said on Monday it was in talks with the Nigerian presidency, internal security agency and the communications regulator about the fine.

Chief executive Sifiso Dabengwa, who used to run the company's Nigerian operations, is understood to have flown to Abuja in a bid to negotiate a lower penalty.

Nigeria is MTN's biggest market, with 28.5 million subscribers, followed by Iran and South Africa.

The company's shares had fallen by about 25% since the fine was announced on Monday last week, wiping about 60bn rand (£2.7bn) off its market value, with the company now worth about £13bn.

The stock was down 5.5% after trading recommenced.

Analysis: Matthew Davies, Africa Business Report editor, Johannesburg

There's more to this story than meets the eye. It's not simply a case of a company failing foul of regulatory authorities and getting a slap on the wrist - some analysts say this $5.2bn slap is enough to break or seriously bruise MTN's wrist.

The fine was imposed because MTN failed to cut off unregistered SIM cards, which was regarded as crucial to limiting the communications of Nigeria's various armed criminal and terrorist groups.

It is thought that the kidnapping of a former finance minister, Chief Olu Falae, was the thin end of the wedge for the Nigerian authorities.

He was taken by armed men at the end of the September. It transpired that the phone the kidnappers were using to communicate their ransom demands had an unregistered SIM card from MTN.

That is when the Nigerian government is thought to have finally run out of patience with the mobile operator.

MTN has 231 million subscribers in 22 countries across Africa, Asia and the Middle East.

In September, the company was named as most admired brand in Africa in the Brand Africa 100 awards, beating Samsung, while it was also awarded the continent's most valuable brand - worth $4.6bn (£3bn).
MTN was South Africa's second mobile operator when it was set up in 1994 after the fall of apartheid.
It began its expansion across Africa four years later with operations in Rwanda, Uganda and Swaziland.

MTN Coverage

As Of 1Q 2014, MTN is active in:

Afghanistan 6.058 Millions

Benin 3.259 Millions

Botswana 1.700 Millions

Cameroon 9.236 Millions

Republic of Congo 1.86 Millions

Cyprus 0.399 Millions

Ghana 13.055 Millions

Guinea 2.885 Millions

Guinea Bissau 0.490 Millions

Iran 41.783 Millions

Ivory Coast 7.521 Millions

Liberia 1.355 Millions

Nigeria 57.224 Millions

Rwanda 4.001 Millions

South Africa 24.875 Millions

Sudan 8.672 Millions

South Sudan 0.732 Millions

Swaziland 0.813 Millions

Syria 5.723 Millions

Uganda 9.549 Millions

Yemen 5.185 Millions

Zambia 4.4 Millions

As you Can see Nigeria Has The Highest Subscribers

Source: http://www.bbc.com/news/business-34696777

cc: lalasticlala

Properties › Re: Building Collapses In Lagos, 2 Brothers, Baby Feared Dead by McBrooklyn(m):
This Is Why We Need To Have The Flash Here In Nigeria Too

Since It Has Been Raining This Year, I Have Been In The Rain Maybe Lighting Fit Hit Me Too Maybe Person Fit BecomeThe Flash too angry

Any STAR Labs Here In Nigeria huh

Back To The Topic, Na Only Lagos Waka Come undecided
Jokes Etc › Guys Be Like [photo] by McBrooklyn(op):
Guy Be Like You Can Come Over Anytime I Live By Myself grin grin grin

cc: lalasticlala

Politics › Re: List Of 24 Top Politicians Who Defected To APC After Buhari's Victory by McBrooklyn(m): 2:20pm On Nov 07, 2015
OP! Why On Earth Did You Put My P-Man On That Damn List angry

Oh! Just Kidding cheesy

Like If You Think They Did The Right Thing And Share If You Don't Think So
Sports › Re: 10 Reasons Why Golden Eaglet Will Lift The Trophy In Chile by McBrooklyn(m): 2:15pm On Nov 07, 2015
Nigeria Must Win!

I don go collect all my Money for bank (Precisely Millions of Naira) Wey Ah go use stake on Nigeria 2+ odds

Money Must Be Made grin

Like If You Think I Am Doing The Right Thing And Share If You Think I Am Not huh
Islam › Re: Ways To Please Your Wife (islamic Perspective) by McBrooklyn(m): 4:18pm On Nov 06, 2015
Nice One OP

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