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So on one fateful evening, I decided to visit Chelsea thread to know what's up with their season and what do I see?


NL sha, dem no dey take people serious for here. Na comedy tinz all the way...

Cultivate your sperm according to your pocket size.

Funny quote

Mourinholic:
Lol...Coutinho has never had 10 league goals or assists.... He is soooooooo inconsistent, I was surprised he doesn't even create up to 30chances a season on average......
If you want AMFs- Hazard,Silva,Eriksen,Fekir,Andre homes and Pjanic........
Coutinho na periodic skill show

Left to me sef, we are well covered in the midfield area. Don't think we need any more acquisitions in the midfield when there's Rafinha, Turan, Roberto too is coming up gradually.


But if at all they want to buy, then they should get me a young spanish midfielder. I have a thing for spanish midfielders, you just need to see the way Sergio Busquets and Iniesta exchange passes to know what I'm talking about.

Coutinho is the real deal for me pls. I don't see Hazard in Barca.

barackohandso:
Yeah I agree. That would be the 2nd time we produce the top 3 ballon d'or nominees

Yes....though it seems unlikely but we can at least hope

dmcdad:
That goal gave me an eyegasm.

Honestly the top three for ballon d'or should be MSN!!

Who saw that Neymar goal? Blood of God!!!

dmcdad:
Its well. E go better na poor man prayer. Na the prayer for Chelsea be that.

Lol...it is truly well. Let's hope their season starts proper after the int'l break

dmcdad:
Bro at this juncture, I no mind that their useless mouth again. I get human (and even animal) sympathy.

Even me sef I no fit laugh Dem again, na so so pity I just dey pity Dem.

The problem is spiritual, Mourinho should visit father Mbaka.


Mocking Chelsea at this point is pure wickedness, what they need is prayers, even from rival fans. But dem too dey make mouth.

See as dis place dry sef.... Abi dem dey wait for stoke city match?

Man U playing like slow poison in this game. West Brom should upset them.

dmcdad:
Ohh I guess you are referring to his post-match interview after the Liverpool game.

I pity the guy sha.:

I don't really like the guy because of his foul-mouth but I just pity the nigga when I saw that interview


The man come be like pesin wey humble.

Krasid:
That is his opinion.State yours and let him be.

Don't tell me you're no longer hoping to win a treble this season?

I'm not a Mourinho fan or a Chelsea fan but yesterday, I saw that interview where he was saying he had nothing to say to all the questions that were asked him by the journalist and I felt like crying for him


He probably didn't want to say much else he might just burst into tears right there and then. I hope you guys win today but if una lose, we go still dey here to rock the party

Party go happen here today?

Ediss:
my point is that God win

Can you now see that you have no point?

Ediss:
me and my sweet. God win

Good for you sir.

Ediss:
grow up ok?

Counter me with a good point if you think I'm wrong.

Ediss:
s behind every successful man there is a woman. Were responsible men are called you will be kicked out without your wife. Without u been married must corporate organizations and government agencies see you as irresponsible

The woman behind a successful man is his mother and not the wife.

Impressive win tonight. I hope Rakitic's injury is not serious, Neymar I guess should be MOTM.

barackohandso:
Give honor to whom it's due. Neymar is world class and in great form so he deserves all plaudits he gets. Football is judged by the present not past, so if Neymar rests on his oars and relaxes, na we wey dey praise am today go blast am then


No time for radarada

OK then.

dmcdad:
i doubt that. Obviously because they won't come out to play, thereby making things difficult like the first leg. Well, na Camp Nuo sha. Let's hope Neymar will help in unlocking their defence once more, plus Iniesta and Roberto.

I have no doubt we're sealing qualification tonight.

Meanwhile, how our match tonight wan be? A walk in the park??

dmcdad:
Them be him number 1 b1tch.

Any day, any time

dmcdad:
Your opinion is spot on. I must say you are on the same wavelength with Lucho, at least on this.

He has always avoided giving much praise to Neymar. I guess for fear of complacency. Infact, he said it openly last season that he wouldn't compliment him much so he doesn't feel relaxed in his game.

So I think it's even good for us.

Yes oh, it's good for us Culés and even for him. Make e no go relax cuz we need him to be raking those goals and assists consistently.

Chelseafan1:
Atletico is the 3rd biggest club in Spain na, why wud I call them small boys.

He's been bossing Atletico Madrid since he came to Barça.

We know Neymar is world class and he's better than Hazard but we shouldn't rub it in everyone's faces. Imagine say Neymar dey NL now dey see all dis comments, dude might feel relaxed and believe he's achieved it all. We shouldn't make it seem like his exploits are a big deal, although in the real sense, they are. I believe it will spur him to greater things (not that he's not great already)...


Personally I feel we should be talking more about Suarez now that Messi is injured since he (Suarez) is a lot more matured than Ney. Neymar is still young and has years of football ahead of him. Most times, I refer to him as a Future World Best.


My humble opinion.

Chelseafan1:
He has played well this season against the small boys, I want to see same showing against REAL MADRID.

Is Atletico Madrid a small boy sir?

Lwkm for dis thread. Abeg make una continue

dmcdad:
My concern is that, he is yet to start any physial work. I doubt if he would even be half ready for the Clasico

I just hope we defend well, so even if we can create too many chances so as to score, then at least we shouldnt concede either.

True

1. Beauty

2. Boobz

3. Azz

Wetin pass dat one when no be say I wan marry her?

dmcdad:
I don't give a heck about the Clasico. If we wanna lose the match, then fine! I'd take that anyday over risking Messi's injury. Any form of relapse and our season is officially over. But if he is fine before then, glory to God.

I agree with you. If only the clasico was a week later then it would have been good cuz he'd have fully recovered but since it's not that way, then we must make-do for the time being.