Mynd_44: How did you calculate the 77%

ayandee: U can wear suits, wedding gown, even traditional attire.

Mcfemad:

and please what is the dress code like? Do they allow bride on wedding gowns or both couples should appear strictly in suits. Thanks as you repsond.

sub_zidi: @ Post: You dont need to break the bank for it! You go to the registry and fill the formswith 2 passports of couple, then pay N1k. After filling the forms in court then you submit them same day and wait for 21 working days(display of couple info in notice-board). They would calculate the waiting period and then give you your prefered date to come for oath taking. Oath taking is N6k. Then after that you would then choose your wedding date weekdays cheaper than saturdays which is N2k(weekday)/N5k(weekend ie saturday).
On the wedding day you would be asked to either bring a carton of fruitjuice or pay N4k/N5K as the case might be! Try to sweet mouth them and dont show off too much if you don wana be ripped off . Also, make sure you bring change on wedding day for offering/celebration for court officials N100/N200 notes will do. DO NOT patronize the photographers they charge so much bring your small camera and a friend can assist with the pics as they do not allow professional photographers/video men. No point for all these flambouyance if you will still do a white wedding. Flower/bouquest and pin ups will be brandished for you to rent at exhorbitant rates(irrelevant too).
The above are the basics i can remember!However, if you dont wana wait for 21 working days (notification) then they will charge you for shortcut max-max N15K!! Ask of Oga Mike his office is inside after their small chapel looking-oath taking space! I cant put his phone number here... goodluck

Abbasufi:



HEHEHHEEH, IF ANY GAL IN DIS HOUSE EVEN TRY TO ENTERTAIN DIS,I WILL PERSONALLY PREVENT HER FROM GOIN INCLUDIN D USE OF FORCE!

mekaboy: THE MISTAKE MOST MARRIED PEOPLE MAKE IS TO HAVE SEX OFTEN . EVERYDAY WITH TIME THEY GET TIRED.

MAKE SEX SPECIAL, MAKE OUT A SPECIAL TIME FOR IT. MAKE IT SOMETHING YOU LOOK UP TO.

LIKE THE LAST WEEKEND IN THE.MONTH OR LAST WEEKEND IN 2 MONTHS.

THAT WAY IT WILL REMAIN SPECIAL, YOU WILL BOTH HAVE THE URGE.AND ATTRACTED.TO.EACH.OTHER.

THAT IS IF YOU CHOOSE TO.BE FAITHFUL TO.EACH.OTHER.

deolu12: has the submission closed

Kslib: Are you male or female?

Mcfemad: Available for sale!

sub_zidi: @ Post: You dont need to break the bank for it! You go to the registry and fill the formswith 2 passports of couple, then pay N1k. After filling the forms in court then you submit them same day and wait for 21 working days(display of couple info in notice-board). They would calculate the waiting period and then give you your prefered date to come for oath taking. Oath taking is N6k. Then after that you would then choose your wedding date weekdays cheaper than saturdays which is N2k(weekday)/N5k(weekend ie saturday).
On the wedding day you would be asked to either bring a carton of fruitjuice or pay N4k/N5K as the case might be! Try to sweet mouth them and dont show off too much if you don wana be ripped off . Also, make sure you bring change on wedding day for offering/celebration for court officials N100/N200 notes will do. DO NOT patronize the photographers they charge so much bring your small camera and a friend can assist with the pics as they do not allow professional photographers/video men. No point for all these flambouyance if you will still do a white wedding. Flower/bouquest and pin ups will be brandished for you to rent at exhorbitant rates(irrelevant too).
The above are the basics i can remember!However, if you dont wana wait for 21 working days (notification) then they will charge you for shortcut max-max N15K!! Ask of Oga Mike his office is inside after their small chapel looking-oath taking space! I cant put his phone number here... goodluck

Odinaka00:

Amen o! And we go loot money together

chaircover:

Yep Promo still on

From what you describe, I am sure that she will see her size.

chaircover: Afi goons na

If u meant groom; then no i dont sell grooms

Mcfemad: Hello,
I need to know the requirements, process and cost implications of getting married at the Federal Marriage Registry, Ikoyi. Comprehensive information given here would be highly appreciated. Kindly please help.
Thank you,
Regards!

chaircover: Sorry I only just saw your post. What size do you require? I have 10 - 16 in stock

emilyone: who stole his thinking cap initially?

faluasafe: Re: A Day At LASTMA Office Oshodi by Mcfemad(m): 11:31pm On Sep 18

This is so serious!
As it is, I had fruitful discussions with their Oshodi commander today when he came visiting our company. I raised an issue like this which he did not denied. He termed them as 'bad eggs' in the system which I believe is everywhere.
I can help out if you would like to lodge a formal complaint. Issues like this should not be brought under the carpert. It has to be dealt with

If their so-called oga called those guys'bad eggs' among them, I am not sure if really the guy is in charge. The point I am making here there is no point given those lads jobs like this to enforce.my conclusion that day was (and I stand to be corrected)_these guys are political thugs compesated for their contribution to the success of the ACN-led govt.

Help me out? How? Well, wat will u do na? I can be reached on bb PIN 2871C052.

For the guy that asked if I truly own the car, go to their oshodi office n ask for the details of a toyota camry '01 model (gold)they impounded last sunday morning.

oduamine: pls kindly send d forms 2 my e-mail oduamine@yahoo.co.uk tanks

faluasafe: They are meant to ensure compliance with the new Lagos state traffic laws. But the LASTMA I saw today(16-09-12) are nothing but glorified 'Agberos' robed in uniform.
Early in the morning, I wanted to quickly dash to itire from egbeda to see my not-too-strong mum.Having turned red, myself and other motorists had to wait for the traffic light to beckon on us to move.

A LASTMA official waved me to wind down the side glass which I obliged.
Every other thing that happened thereafter looked like a robbery operation.
He unlocked the car door,jumped in and started dragging the car key with me. I quickly parked the car. He snatched the car key after forcefully switching off the car.

As if they had been lurking around, his other colleagues stormed the scene saying all sort of things-we will show you this is lagos, you are a mad man. I was too dazed to even say a thing. I still donot understand my offence. They instructed me to enter the car and off we went to their oshodi office.

Different shades of vehicles are being driven in minute after minute. A look around will only show you men in uniform smoking,displaying all sort of rascality. I needed to keep quiet n started begging them. Meanwhile, various deals were going on-vehicles,okada,keke napep owners exchanging cash for the release of their belongings.

I was told to bring 30k but after all begging was told to bring 10k and nothing less. I bailed my car out of course without any receipt. I was informed that's the practice.
I have seen several good things being done by the present administration in Lagos, but I can tell you all that the present crop of 'officers' in

LASTMA are at best 'agberos' who are having a field day courtesy of the ACN-led government.
If the government can not overhaul this body, then other victims of this rascality like myself should pick a different option come 2015.
What an eventful weekend.

sexkillz: Lmao @ sexkillz is a yoruba man. . .

Anyway, this is not even an issue. That we have moderators in the first place is affirming the fact that humans must break simple rules. Even if it is to thier own good. Again, the worst mistake anyone can do is to try and please everyone.

I, sexkillz, will NEVER seek to please everyone. All i will always do is moderate according to the moderator rules, and according to the stipulated rules of Nairaland's founder. This website is privately owned. Even Jesus Christ a perfect man couldn't satisfy everyone. With all the good deeds he perpetrated, he was stilled castigated, and finally killed. I am no Jesus, neither am i perfect. So no one should expect perfection from me or the other mods. . . For any reason Whatsoever.

No one gets banned for nothing. If you are banned, it just points to the obvious truth that you have broken a simple law, and no one will actually own up and say he was wrong. . .

Did someone ask moderators to stop participating in discussions? That must be the Nairaland joke of the year. What kind of inferiority complex ridden joke is that? If you are losing an argument take it in good faith. Don't expect to insult another member and not get banned, simply because he is a mod.

This thread is baseless. The OP has a record of rule breaking and he cannot deny it. We are getting rid of tribal insults and comments, and i can see that it is making the guilty ones uncomfortable. Well, expect more of that. A ban on a user is the only option we have to maintain order, and we will sure use it to its maximum. The bannings will continue until the affected users learn to behave themselves.

Not everyone gets banned. That goes to tell you that those who get banned must have done something wrong. . .

Lest i forget, i am as igbo as igbo can be. . . The nonsense tribal statement of all mods being yorubas should stop.

hoomogh:
Here is my email address: hoomogh@yahoo.com

Waiting τ̲̅ȍђ read frm U̶̲̥̅̊ bro..