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sanb: unsure why we ladies do it. i tell people my original age and they still don't believe me because i look much younger than my age and it is only down to a good diet, drinking lots of water, portion control and exercising

Good for you. Not all ladies got that...thats why they lie!

Serious interested buyers only please!
Thank you.

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I hope the lady is not lolaabokoku
...Smh@thread

chiboy1928: Sometimes,I wonder the kind of pple we have here u have to tink before u say anyting,hw does one seeking a relationshsip now turns a scammer,has he ask u for any money or anyting,if u don't have any beta tings to say stop pasting sheet here and go do somtin beta wit ur tyme.

Then, use your brains bro. Thats why u have one!!!
Howeva, am sure u know there is time for everything. Use it well.

WebSurfer: thx bro, but that is the most confusing part.. my gf checks on me everytime, right now she just left my house..

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Enjoy the days of your youth,bro!

Of course, Yes!!! Men who possess these qualities exists, though rare, but we have them in and around us. Unfortunately, they tend to marry ladies who belong to the 'other side'.
However, @Op you should not expect a complete perfect man, that suits ur taste No! such does not exist, as God has not created us all equals.
I've been told by few ladies that I am a good man (with all the qualities the Op raised) but sure, I know am not all that good cos I've my flaws...

Life has taught me to make hay while the sun shines cos opportunity is an impatient visitor.
Life has also taught me that Success is a matter of choice not by chance!!!

Why not? If not?

MummyWole

How do you mean?

ifihearam: But "my slave"suits u the most

I did all, infact much more than these.
As it is, I still do some esp *dipping bread inside tea*
Tried doing this recently at a conference before a lady use eye smack me. I feel like telling her her 'Wetin concern you'...

edjuzion: - Dip the bread inside the tea
- mix the entire white rice and stew before eating
- pour dry garri on your bean porridge
- share the meat and let the eldest pick
- suck out the marrow
- can't eat the meat until you finish the food
- put the morning tea in freezer to block
- bite the crown and put into the bottle of cook
- Use the meat to finish the remaining eba
- Put the medicine inside the roll of eba
- Licking the plate with your tongue after eating
- after eating biscuit or bread you use your finger to remove the ones on your teeth and then lick it?

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ROFTLMAO...I reject this in Jesus name!!!
Thank God she's even reading this, She dare not. "my slave ke"? Mo ye danu!
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]make e no change to 'My Slave' oooo.....lol[/quote]

Saved her personal nos with "am in LOVE" and her official line with "Mcfemad".
She stored mine as "myLORD"... And I love that die!!!

Great. Thanks for the info

MTN card

acidtalk: need more votes

Can you drop ur phone line, pls. Mail isn't going. Thanks.

Joan Miguel: Looking for a short term or long term:
1. Market researcher,
2. Chauffeur and,
3. Poultry expert or Consultant.
Location: Lagos Nigeria.
Salary: Negotiable
Qualification: University degree or Post Secondary Qualifications

Please apply as soon as possible. Contact me on juandecrosso@yahoo.com.

Thanks
Joan Miguel

Pls any idea: my kid bro had 55% going for Mass Comm from Ogun State. Whats the cut off? Any luck?

Madam, tried sending you an e-mail bt bounced back after several trials. Hmmm, really felt for you after reading your post. I quite understand your feelings, having an aunt who was once in ur shoes. Trust God, you will find the right person in Jesus name. Amen. Please can you write me on: hephanimcentre80@yahoo.com. Its also my FB id and lets get talking please. Kind Regards!

PrettyCindy: Yes o, you are right. I need to shine my eyes wella. Thanks anyway. Hope you had a nice weekend. Have you e - recieved my Ofe onugbu with fufu? Lol.


@Mac, thanks for your prayers. I strongly believe God will make things right for me.

Hahaha. Abiola, dnt tell me you're jealous ooo. Ok now. I prophesy, what Nairaland/UNILAG admissions has joined together...lolz!!! I wish you all the very best.

Harbioollah: Mr Femad, u've started offending me o.
Mathew's first lady I Rebuke it.
Now u want 2 talk wit her off N/L

Didnt u see she's already taken

Tizzie should be Matthew 59's first lady. She is really doing a good job here. She sounds more like the daughter of the VC/Registrar. God bless you for doing a good job here. I'm impressed. Your admission is possible this year in Jesus name-Amen.
My kid brother applied for Mass Comm and scored 23/40 i.e 55% aggregate. He had 210 in JAMB!. Any chances of getting admitted? Please share your view.
Thanks.
PS: Tizzie, I may need to talk with you outside NL please, if you dnt mind. Thanks and Kind Regards!!!

Tizzie: Awooof Lover!,why didn't u say they shud call all lagosians to unilag without Jamb,post jamb or o level as far u re 16 frm lag jst come,nd dont pay school fees lol

May 26th. Reach me on ooparinde@animalcare-ng.com.

Please, does anyone have an idea of the pay package, conditions of service and probably job description. Pls kindly drop useful info please. Thank you,

I'm subscribing please, any useful info here will be appreciated. Thanks.

Glad to know i actually made many Nairalanders smiling with this thread. Good to know we have appreciable number of matured adults on Nairaland contrary to belief that Nairaland if full of 'kids'. I remembered my private primary school teacher(now late) taught me how to write with the 2D format of the exercise book, I can't imagine those knocks on my head then If I dare make mistakes. Oh no, the good times... God have mercy on Nigeria and bring back our lost glory!


This is what we now have in our educational institutions:

Gone are the days...How many of you remember or use this?

Oh sorry! The name is not there. [qouote author=Nzomiwu7]pls,sum1 should check ssc/2012/1193 anambra state cos i am nt wt my paper nw.[/quote]

Please, whats the duration of the course in Makurdi. I heard that the recruitment is on a contract basis (10years). Can't really say if this is a good news or not cos I've a job presently and dnt think I can leave it except I have anoda letter of appointment...Please shed more light! Thanks.

Castus200: At mcfemad Oparinde David,ur name dey dia kampe,make u dey prepare to go markudi.congrats

Please kindly help check SSC/2012/2282
Ogun State. OPARINDE DAVID O
Thanks.
Regards!

I was a virgin until I met my woman. She was not a virgin and actually deflowered me. I'd no regrets. Till today, we enjoy good sexual relationship!
@Poster, thumbs Up, Congrats! But you need to work on your man oo, my woman did a GOOD job on me before I became a s** guru!