englishmart:
story for orunmila!
It's either the mother is a liar, or 2face is broke!

jumobi1: Why does that box say "Chief of Army Staff"?

LMAyedun: Ayodele Fayose

J12: Bullshít.

ax2xb: Not to bore you all with long talk ;

Met her in late-2011 and we broke up late-2012. We made up around Feb 2013 and I got boxed up quite well. Bought a car for myself; and bought one for her around Sept 2013 . .

But her attitude is pissing me off. I always try to live on a budget; and she doesn't. She's the big-spender type of grl and I have always told her it's good to save for the rainy days. All na wash!!! She nor dey gree hear.

What pisses me is that this lady is actually 29. How can a 29-year old not know how to manage finances?

We had a quarrel last three weeks and she drove home, and ever since has not called me or even pinged or sent a message.
She's actually waiting for me to say I'm sorry (for a crime i didn't commit; she's wrong not me). Ive done that before, always saying sorry and pampering her even when I am right. But no more!! I refuse to do so again. Right now, she uploads pics of her jugs on Facebook and BBM;
What the heck is she doing? Trying to find another man? I have totally lost it.

How can you not even call me? To know even if Im alive or dead after 3weeks . . instead you're busy changing DPs on BBM
Well, I've decided to move on, but i can forfeit all i've spent and invested . . But I no fit leave the car? I only gave her the copies.
The originals are in my name, so I want it back. I can actually leave it for her, but i don't want anyone pointing at me to her friends,
calling me the greatest mugu of all time . . .

What do you think?

Chillisauce: If something is not working try other methods.

Begging is not working, try ignoring.
Nagging is not working, trying keeping quiet.


Maybe wear red pant and bra to seduce him, if it didn't work, your husband is cheating

mrsincredible: Talk about his father's wealth- women don't want to know about what ur father has accomplished cause she is not going to date your father

Mama's boy- don't even pretend of doing amma mama's boy. Mostly abuja guys do this

Don't brag about the number of girls you have slept with even if its 100 just reduce the number

Never say you have flings- no matter what never say in front of lady that you do one night stands its every annoy nd irritating

Don't talk about your bed skills

Don't her when she's coming to spend the weekend after the 1st date- we know you want sex but don't ask immediately it sounds rude

Don't scratch your manhood in front of a lady cause it will look as if you have infections nd you don't expect her to hold your hands after that.

Don't talk about football or act her the club she is supporting- she might pretend she likes football but we ladies don't enjoy soccer we only do it to please the guy we love

Don't brag about the amount of money you have in your account or how you spend your money cos you will make her fall in love with your money and not you

mrsincredible: Talk about his father's wealth- women don't want to know about what ur father has accomplished cause she is not going to date your father

Mama's boy- don't even pretend of doing amma mama's boy. Mostly abuja guys do this

Don't brag about the number of girls you have slept with even if its 100 just reduce the number

Never say you have flings- no matter what never say in front of lady that you do one night stands its every annoy nd irritating

Don't talk about your bed skills

Don't her when she's coming to spend the weekend after the 1st date- we know you want sex but don't ask immediately it sounds rude

Don't scratch your manhood in front of a lady cause it will look as if you have infections nd you don't expect her to hold your hands after that.

Don't talk about football or act her the club she is supporting- she might pretend she likes football but we ladies don't enjoy soccer we only do it to please the guy we love

Don't brag about the amount of money you have in your account or how you spend your money cos you will make her fall in love with your money and not you

Kairoseki77: This exchange of letters between 2 CORRUPT thugs is not only nauseating but very embarrassing. It is very convenient for these two anuofias to write to one another when neither of the dimwits can communicate properly in English.

Dr Jonathan and General Obamumu cannot teach English at nursery level, they cannot coherently express themselves in interviews or during Presidential Chats but suddenly they are grammarians when exchanging letters

They hire hungry morons to write a meaningless tirade of "cow feces" and impressionable Nigerians will take such maga maga letters at face value and salivate on the rubbish in it. Nigerians are the easiest tools to rule over- very sheepish and easily controllable. They can endure all sorts of maltreatment and are generally worshipful.

Nigerians deserve the leaders they have- simples!

bastien: D'bang still dey learn abeg,d guy no sabi make him do retire!!!




2baba na naija number,any music,talented n he don serve d industry for like 15yrs n he still dey d league,mehn dat guy n naija best



Many musician need 2 retire oh eg,d'bang,dr sid,nice,terry g etc

calibet: dbanj becos , he is stepping up his game, and tu-face was busy manufacturing babies,
Tuface becos, d'banj, is not loyal , ever since his split(over sabi) no more good music and beats. d'banj is messed up,
total vote, i hate 2 of them cos them don mess up

kolawaxxy: I guess it does.






END TIME SHIRT

cbrass: Am a bit worried about that point 2....hmm....mayb we guys should come in there

emalek86: to use am borrow money to play picolo

fijiano202: OP u are a fool with astericks,Firstly how can we be jealous of mary when we serve the same Jesus,Secondly ur doctrines may tell you that you are not greater than angels but me and my own family are greater than all angels in heaven and on earth cos we are created in Gods image,read ur bible to understand that.Thirdly the way catholics interpret bible is their greatest doom cos Jesus clearly states it in the bible that ''NOBODY GOES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THRU ME'' so worshipping mary wont take you to anywhere and also the mary u catholics worship is an idol.Fourthly theres no virginity after giving birth and mary has other kids......do you want more,just ask and it shall be given

mrvocalprowess: niceee !!!perfect!! just dat d name "tecno" discourage pple...but we "upcoming big boyz" jst hav 2 manage.. #tecnorocks... if e too pain u...go n die...

Eragablessen: I love Majid.

Eragablessen: I love Majid.

Guidette:
LMAO! A cheaper version will be coloring the bald part with highlighter pen.

fabulousdame: hmmmmm...even if nigeria is a failed country, it's not d worst.


i dnt care if gej or nigeria was snubbed...
dey only know nigeria for bad tins not d good tins. every country has it's own share of corruption. nigeria dint start it neither will dey end it.
watever, screw dem.
i love nigeria.

Superstar007: Yeah. Makes me recall that foreign Coach that disgraced Nigeria at 2010 watx dt his name again. Couldn't evn secure a single win afta chopping 50mil

Superstar007: Yeah. Makes me recall that foreign Coach that disgraced Nigeria at 2010 watx dt his name again. Couldn't evn secure a single win afta chopping 50mil

chidyhels: Haba! Only 11 schs participating. Which way naija!

emmysenior: Between Amaechi and Akpabio who's better interms of definable development(s)?

Once I used to watch on the TV the un- realisable rail project embarked upon by Amaechi, aside that, I've not heard of what he's done in recent times.

Apart from Fight! Fight!! Fight!!!