₦airaland Forum

Dear Lord God Almighty, may we never have hospital problem this period Bc all these hospitals are all on standby to kill us all. 🙏🙏🙏

In Christ alone I stand

Nawa ooo.

He won't. He's afraid of him

Wow!!! Nice one. Mtcheww

Trustyourself:
E be like sey breeze dey blow the man front and back

I tire o

Qardinalcaptain:
Na we be our problem for naija despite wht we are going through some mumu still dey go out to campaign for this people..

My brother, Na the same thing I still dey wonder o. The man couldn't even walk well sef.

The judiciary is killing Nigeria already.

Supreme court and Appeal court really have jobs on their hands these days. Shows that the legislative system is truly working. Nonsense...

Parachoko:
If you like show him with the super eagle squad of 1994, Peter Obi won't win a single LG in the Presidential Election

OK INEC chair, we have heard. NEXT...

To even comment here, strugle

This is what happens when you give a job to an incompetent person. Someone who doesn't have an idea of what he's assigned to do.

Emefiele should apologise to Nigerians and also resign now.

Are you sure it's not counterfeit?

Critical. All POS stations shitted down.
Condition red.

This school no dey tire o. Crutech eh.

The next president of Nigeria

If I hear

englishmart:
I guess it's subsidized in Nigeria, or the quality here is very substandard.

I think so too

This is just the beginning. Very soon Tinubu will openly tell everybody that he's tired of running and will declare his support for Obi. Watch and see.

That Jeoboy Animation video is so on point

front page please

These are jus ebibio names na

Op abeg change d topic to ebibio name and their meanings.

An apple a day keeps sickness away. The doctor wouldn't have to visit while the driver was away because the apple will prevent the girl from falling sick na.

9jvirgin:
Dear God! Jonathan must die!!

Dear God, we do not deserve Jonathan....

I am not a member of any political party, but Jonathan must die!!!

Rememer, if u point one finger at somone, four others are pointin back at you. How can u wish someone death in such manner?

Am not a politiciian neither am I supportin any political party. But any one that wishes another man death, shall die

felibrain:
As humans we all want a good life but the question becomes how do I improve the quality of my life? The quality of your life largely depends on your day to day activities. Let's quickly run through some things you need to either start or stop doing to enjoy a better life.
WARNING : I will try to be as brief as possible but if I end up writing a long piece please take your time to read through. You didn't pay me for this, just read but if you don't read now a time will come when you may have to pay to read my writings. Lol it's not a threat.....

1. Stop procrastinating. Procrastination is one of the most effective weapons the devil has used and is still using to hold people down so as to steal what belongs to them. There are many ideas you may have conceived but laziness has not allowed you to put it to use, you keep saying today,
tomorrow. Hmmmmmm. My brother/sister you will be poor ooo.

2. Stop living a loose life. At times I feel like crying when I see how carelessly some people live. How would a lady for heaven sake attend a birthday party, drink herself to stupor and lie down on the corner of the street till morning? Someone knows he is poor yet he wants to date and sleep with every girl around. Think about this.

3. Start celebrating other people's success. I know you understand this. There are people who just hate it when others make progress. They feel it should have been them. This habit has never and will never take you far.

4. Stop being an idiot. There are many forms of idiocy but here I'm referring to those who laugh over everything. They never take anything serious. You will die young ooo (not you).

5. Stop masturbating/watching pornography. This is not a religious write up hence I won't want to delve into whether masturbation or pornography is a sin or not. All I can tell you is that it reduces the quality of your life. Masturbation is addictive and ones you start you will begin to seek isolation
at all times (so as to have full privacy to......). With time this isolation habit will translate to a low self esteem and a lack of confidence. This lack of confidence will affect every area of your life. Lest I forget you tend to loose memory easily.

6. Stop trying so hard to please everyone. I said this before. Most times that I have failed it was because I was trying to please one or more 'gods' Pleasing everyone will make you feel indebted to them as if your life depends on them. RUBBISH!

7. Don't make God your enemy. You are dead without God.....

8. Stop wasting your energy on relationship related matters. Seriously I'm guilty of this. I'm a guy who loves with all my being. Today I was just thinking of my woman in the vehicle and I felt like I heard a voice saying 'Felix if you start channeling all these your thoughts to business related issues you will be exceedingly rich. Why should you be wasting your energy?' unfortunately for me I just can't stop but I'm telling you to. Lol.

9. Stop smoking weed. You will die young.

10. Stop sleeping around. If you are a guy I know your semen won't dry up neither will your clitoris cut as a female but whether you want to believe it or not, every sex out of wedlock will culminate in curses and misfortunes.

11. Never stop learning. Unfortunately for this part of the world (Africa) we live in a society where many people walk about with big heads but dead brains. How will Africa develop? The day you stop learning that day you die. I perceive I will be a very 'wicked' father because I will prepare a learning journal for my children where they must write down what new thing they learn daily. Seem like I'm asking you to
be my child. But seriously, go learn a skill. There are things which I reluctantly learned online but they are earning me plenty of money today.

12. Let your YES be YES and your NO be NO..

13. Learn to give freely but don't give to please, give to assist
and you will be blessed.

14. Think big. If I tell you that nations will gather to listen to me don't laugh at me, I'm only thinking big. The difference between the rich and the poor is their way of thinking and not the money. Within the period when Dantata gave Dangote 5k to start a business I'm sure that there are poor people today
who had 10k in those days.

15. Be creative. Do you know why MTN and Etisalat is still in business? They roll out new plans everyday to tempt you to spend more. That's creativity!

16. Be teachable. I was telling some youths the other day that anytime you stop being teachable you will stop being amiable and when you stop being amiable you loose favour. Personally I easily hate people who feel they know.

17. Build your self esteem. Maybe this is a topic for another day but just know that no body will carry you higher than you carry yourself. As a lady it will be irresponsible for you to respond to any guy who calls you on the street by saying SSSSS, SSSSS. Is that your name? Yet you turn because you are desperate for a husband. Lol. For the guys Hmmmmmm. If you see a girl you want but you can't even walk up to her
to at least strike up a good conversation, man you need some cane. Even on Facebook, if I chat with you on 3 occasions and in each you replied me with k and 5n or tnx, babe you don go be that ooo. Or you came for an interview and you are shivering, no work for you.

18. Care for your parents. You will enjoy life.

19. Don't be too desperate. Naturally when people notice you are desperate for something they derive more pleasure in denying your request. I'm not saying you shouldn't lobby for that huge contract oooo because if you go broke i won't be there.

20. Learn to say thank you and to apologise when you are
wrong.

Did I touch any part of your life with this? Say No at your own
risk......

Thank you

This man has no ethics

Harmvirus:
really? what a man can do.......

A woman can can

Am winning the car.

We supos call dis schl, de blues for life devlopment pri schl...........laff don kill me

Fire on brother

Jakpon:
Prick and toto

Guy u b Human beign at all?

U are very very on point jare