COOLDUN: 4 birthdays is too much, but it doesn't make it only African problem. No player on earth plays with his real age. They call it service age. No one can tell exactly the birth date of another person except the educated parents.

Says who? Most brazilians play with their real ages. I so believe chelsea's Oscar plays with his real age.

Leadn:

at 37??! Amen sha... for his new business

Don't you think Osaze is younger than Taye Taiwo? Think am well na.

otooro: she looks like my girlfriend

laff don rearrange my eye brow

JakeMars: , Sharrapp, Wata Melon head. . . .who tell u say Mikel nah the best Nigerian Midfielder. . .who dash am, him pappa. . . . .u de craze, No talk Nonsense oh b4 i use cutlass barb ur head. . .mtcheeeeew!!

. If he's not the best why then are you guys so dependent on him? Making him subject of discusion? If he's not the best 9ja midfielder who is? Yeye the smell. Mtchew

lalaosky: that's more like saying moses begged him to save the reputation of super chickens(scoring the goal to see us through).

Moses dey fûck up.why should he beg that nigga to take PK?.someone that can't score a premier league in almost 6years is the one taking PK for the super chickens?smh

if i'm moses, i'd warn him never to take PK ever in any match be it friendly or not.mtcheeeeewwww!!

. He can't score for chelsea because the team ain't in need of goal scorers. This same mikel got 2 nations cup goals to his name, how many did Kanu score in his entire career? You guys are just silly critics. In 9ja's first match dis guy created over 5 clear goal scoring chances on which the strikers couldn't make anything out of. Players like Brown Ideye, Eminike scores almost every week 4 their respective clubs but can't score for 9ja. I guess Nigerians want Mikel to perform magic on which he's not a magician.

SniperInADiaper:

*dancing etigi*

dat one too is rehearsal to all dos people dat will b walkin on hot coal in hell

noblezone: Story!

who send dem message?

Kslib:
Na wa oh.. This your own dry sotey d sweat wey dey my fore-head vanish.. Oh boy,this your own na drier...
Only in Nigeria person no fit post im own,but go dey critisize anoda person own as dry.. Eg... Myself.. Na wa oh..

lol...laff don rearrange my eye lashes...... A place wey persn go dey laff to anoda persn post bt e no post him own

mallorca:


i dislike dat word those who follow English league,
we go beat una today,
wen we com una home last season we beat una silly,we dis we dat like say d club know say dem dey exist.

laff don hang me for here

My good peopl of Nairaland,if u vote for me by mistake as d nxt Presido of dis country, i will persnaly mk sure everyone of u have this plane as a souvenier on my inauguration day.

Vote ICUCP(I Chop,U Chop Party) com 2015

Wetin dem dey wait for? How can dis reduce d price of fufu to 20naira a rap? Mtchewwwwwwwww

KINGwax: This sheet aint new, God being my witness, my assistance girlfriend is the same. She claims until she get who she likes, she aint leaving.
Well, who told her i dnt like dt?

bt der is peace in eatin alone oooo

safarigirl: A male friend of mine once said "If I'm knacking a girl, I need something to hold on to" I rest my case

and must it b d hiair?

Dis is both funny and true,but as for wen his son is comin,abeg mk he no com yet bc i never marry yet,and i never hammer as i want. Mk we allow true luv mk e dey where e dey

Mine is Spartacus and Legend of d seeker

Who wrote this trash? Just asking

CROSS RIVER STATE- Safe heaven. No doubt

Uyi Iredia: Bad choice. Because Osaze is simply not as good as Demba Ba as can be seen by the goals scored by both last EPL season.

Must you make silly comparisn? Osaze scored 30 goals in 55 appearance from the flanks. Someday you'll compare coaches with fans.

Liyel Imoke... Inteligent, progressive Liyel Imoke... Inteligent, progressive

Liyel Imoke... Inteligent, progressive

bumps: My take on this is dat is osaze the only super eagles player dropped.wat about taye taiwo and uche kalu qnd the rest.atitude is osaze's'problem.

I guess you didn't read the part he said he called the coach 3 days before the list was released to let him know he's comitted to the national team engagement. Why didn't Keshi let him know he wasn't in his plans? I just wonder what people like Amoebi would be doing in this team. Mtchew

[quote author=Hassan11]Which of these did u do when u were a child?
1. Mix garri in ur beans porridge?.........i did it

2. Crack bone and suck out d marrow?........i did it

3. Finish food first b4 eating the meat?.........still doin dis till now

4. Put tea or water and sugar in d freezer to turn to ice block and call it ice cream?.......dis one i didnt do

5. Dip ur drug inside garri or Eba to enable it to pass thru ur throat without touching your tongue?:..........did it most time as at den o

6. Write ur name on a piece of paper and slot it inside ur pen 4 identification........ah i did dis one too o.

too much sex wit my persn,alcohol,small small lie say i dey road wen i never even baff,and anger. Abeg i need to make heaven,but not lik this.

stevewale: Always making me to wash her pant anytime we are bathing together. Hahahahahaha!!! I feel stupid anytime I thought of it now

man u don die b dat,bt i see dis as rilly one of d silly tins in dis thread.....abeg i lik ya own jor, keep it up mayb one day u'll bcom a beter dry cleaner.lolx

aaronson: Truth is have practically noticed all what is written above in one of my female friend then one day i summoned courage to text her,tellin her im beginning to fall in love o boy the next call call your boy receive na her call ooooo,she just dey para dey ask me if i dey craze?

laff don rearrange my teet.....
man dats nat ow u shd hav done it o, it hapend to me and i jus asked her if her heart skipped ever time she hears my voice, which she said yes,and den i asked her if i was d first and d last thing she thought of every mornin and b4 goin to bed,which she said yes too and finaly i asked her if she was in love,which she said she never knew. But she latter admitted it bc she was waitin 4 me to say it first which i didnt.

abeg mk una help me o,na only numba 10 n 13 i dey faulter o.

some of the breakups that happens actually,are caused by us. Either by self pride or any other thing that we dont wana let go. So i'll still date her if we are both ready to change.

There's no other acting comedian apart from Nkem owoh, he's my mentor 4 now o. And one other person that inspires me wen it comes to acting. Victor Osuagwu.

Jojo Armani: @dopejemi, johannesboug is not capital of south africa. Is just one of de major city.

. Johannesbourg is one of the 3 capitals of S.A. The other 2 are cape town and pretoria. They've got an economic, political and **** capital. Get ur facts right.

Pukkah: No sitting Nigerian governor has a more powerful delivery or eloquence than Babatunde Fashola. Listen to him for two straight hours and you'll know that he is packed and gifted.

I never knew idiots like you still exist. Have you heard Sen Liyel Imoke give a speech? You lagosians just sit right there thinking its all Fashola. What an irony. Keep making fools of urselves.