₦airaland Forum

And the most dangerous animal or living thing in the world goes to humans aka homosapiens

Born2conquer:
where do we get that

Here in Benin.
I will contact the person first to ask if I put up his phone number.

That's why I pump my tyres with chemicals that seals holes immediately.
Those that drive at night are advised to pump chemicals that seals holes instantly.
It works instantly like kilode

Untill then I am using minimum wage to fill my tank every week.

He can claim that he is now a traditionalist and as such he can marry more than one wife.

And it takes after 2 years of separation before any party can file for divorce.

Some are saying Yul should sign the divorce papers as if signing of receipt of the divorce papers means the marriage is over.

Whether you sign receipt of divorce papers or not, it does not stop the court from starting divorce proceedings.

In the words of INEC chairman NFF should go to court

Mosquito

Milk weed

Na today yansh dey back?
It has tay.

Let the killings continue so far name them them.
As per the drug own its common to see people smoking marijuana on the streets and its very easy to buy.

Drug use in edo state is not hidden

Fufu was discovered during the biafra war and ugwu leaf also.
Hunger made the ibos to eat all types of leaf where ugwu was discovered as an edible vegetable.
Fufu was discovered by chance as the food blockade made them adventurous where by they ate everything and anything to survive.
That's why they have some physical attribute like yam leg and flat heads etc

004gist:
as an agbo boy I like roasted one

Agbo boy?

A government that does not want its citizens to ride a Toyota cienna.
Government touts harassing individuals whonown cienna

Money wey I go take buy land.
N210k and damaged at that.
Fear God

Obviously a poisonous snake.
Check very well as the parents and siblings are still sharing accommodation with u that's if you killed it in your living room as I suspect.

Must you kill everything abi snake no fit play with u as a room mate again or co Tennant.

emmaodet:
Wacot yellow maize is the one planted later.

My target are the feedmillers and from experience, I know they prefer the white maize to yellow hence I planted more of white

If you know why yoke in eggs are mostly yellow then you will know that miller's prefer to use yellow corn to prepare feed for layers and when u see egg yoke that's white then it means white maize was used to prepare the feed.
Most egg yoke comes in yellow coloration

LA click LA die

May the Almighty God give you the strength to manage every day .
May her gentle soul rest in peace

The Bush baby is related to madam koikoi in school tales.

When student urinate on their bed and they are asked why they say because of the fear of Bush baby and madam koikoi they were scares to go to the toilet.

Guess madam koikoi is still out there looking for her daughter and will grab any child that dares confront her.

Good old days.
Can't forget
Sura the taylor
How time flies

My emergency 4 condoms always safe there.

Obaseki and Shuaibu do not make noise like the past government.
Let's be truthful this government is the best since the creation of Edo State
Truly speaking this governmentof Obaseki and Shuaibu are making a big difference especially in peaceful environment and good roads.
Wish this government can chest Ogheghe road even if it's a federal road.

Pipefitter:
A call from the national secretariat to the ward would put the matter to rest... Just an overzealous ward chairman overstepping boundaries..

Don't forget Oshiomhole was also suspended from the ward.while he was APC chairman and you must understand that you can't be a party chairman if.not registered in your ward.

Almaigaa:
Trash.
The thing pain Osakpolo. Go and drive your Tuketuke and leave me alone.

Ok I hope we have learnt a thing or two.
Have a nice day

Almaigaa:
Shame no dey catch you? When better People dey talk, someone from Edo go open mouth dey talk. Wetin una get, weting una be? NOTHING. Na to only make mouth una sabi.

Las las, you fit be Tuketuke driver or Agbero. Cause every adult for Benin is either a driver or Agbero. Others are either Vigilante or Obaseki Police (these ones see themselves like CBN workers)

Yeye People. Travel to other States and see. You will know that Benin is just a glorified Village.

I don first tell you yo dey take your medication.
The truth nondey let you swallow.
Obviously your stupidity is more than I imagined.

I am sure you recently escaped from Iyaba left

QuotaSystem:
This your narrative is stale and further underlines your ignorance. Thousands of youth are increasingly getting educated in the North through several deliberate and successful government and private philanthropic interventions. Kano for example, in the last 15 years, now has the highest number of pilots in the country and this is a product of a deliberate intervention by government, among many others. Enrollment rates are rising and concrete efforts have been made to merge western and Islamic education in the more conservative areas. Even after the Boko Haram crisis, If you were more informed, you’d know that a large part of the multi-billion dollar restoration efforts are focused on education. Zulum’s strides are well documented.

Meanwhile I can’t hope you people continue to enjoy your Yahoo plus, desert crossing and women export culture, whether it’s a family business or not.

I can only advise you to stop the backward and primitive practices.

I understand after all the criteria to get admission into the university is different for the north and south.

In the North you need 20 in primary 6 exam not to talk of in the south.
We know the cut off mark to get additional in the university.
Lol

The north have oil and the south have oil.
Please like I told you before try and smell the coffee

QuotaSystem:
You’d be more useful enlightening your people on the deadly dangers of trying to cross the desert to Europe for prostitution and crime only to get raped and killed in the desert, or deliberately sunk in the Mediterranean by racist foreign coast guard to stop them from entering and polluting their countries.

We’re tired of seeing them herded like goats heading for our northern borders on a journey of no return.

https://www.themigrantproject.org/edo/

When you have a bad government that is he'll bent on destroying the lives of its citizens just like the way all northern military and civilian presidents always make use of the ilitrates in the North to vote bad leaders then why do you think people want to Japa.
You in the North have the population and you always vote bad and wicked leaders.
Everybody go chop break fast wey una prepare.
Obviously you must be one of the elites in the North and you won't understand why the youths in the North should be educated because all you people do is to use them and dump them and bokoharam with bandits will come and make use of them.

Enjoy you North and bandits it's a family business

QuotaSystem:
Your ignorance is deafening.

You clearly know nothing about either the history of education in the North or the political wizardry behind the quota system concept hence your ignorant, pedestrian statements.

Not that I’m expecting much from you considering the destruction that decades of Yahoo plus and cultism has inflicted on you people’s psyche.

What ever enjoy ur north. Just watched Arise TV and saw how bandits killed scores of people.
Enjoy ur ignorance and quota system

ahiboilandgas:
people that started reading and writing when your fore father where wearing leafs. School is not only western . Schooling is over 1000 years old in the North.

You are very right that school is over 1000 years old in your parts of Nigeria, I can see the level and quality of education you boast of and that's why we still use quota system. Lol

ahiboilandgas:
there Notting like educated illiterate it unknown to the dictionary .you be Yahoo boy Abi

Lol a boy.
Yahoo at that lol.
Wake up and sensitized ur people to go to school.


It's a suggestion sha

QuotaSystem:
Is that why you people will not stop packing yourselves like sardines and standing for hours in your Night escape buses rushing to the same North DAILY only to come and sell otapiapia rat killer and okirika used clothes for survival DESPITE the risk of Boko Haram and bandits? Which kind of poverty are they escaping in the East?

Is it not better to beg than to be harvesting human parts, building baby factories and eating your fellow man’s excreta for money rituals like backward sub-human savages? Left behind indeed.

The joke’s on you my guy 😂

No the jokes on you lol.
Guess you don't know how to read and comprehend.
Am not surprised you people don't go to school and quota system have really done a number on you people.

Am from Edo State and not south east.

QuotaSystem:
If you were more politically strategic and relevant, your nzobu nzobu marginalization chants won’t be so loud.

As for the emboldened, I laugh in AKK Pipeline.

Tribalism is what's killing you.
And for your information your people are here begging and living in dirty environments upon all the position you claim north holds.
Make una dey go school and stop giving us bad leaders all because you have majority as voters.

Enjoy your banditry and bokoharam.

We in the south have left you behind.
Smell the coffee my guy