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beerfraud:
they will never answer you

The answer is simple. Simply check which among South East and North has looted the country more. We can take it from there. Thank you

seborrhic:
Most funny post so far this year.
When we were growing up,that was the impression the elders gave us,that the Northerner,no matter the status,is a honest,not money loving,simple person.
Buhari and many northern politicians put that to bed.
The unfortunate thing is that in Nigeria we depend on our perception,belief or assumptions,we hardly like or want to rely on facts and data when it's available.
Check through the number of political office holders since 1999 and do a simple statistics of the number of politicians from North and South with allegations of corruption or being probed for corruption.
The statistics would shock people to realise as many,if not more northerners have been involved in corruption.
The simple test is this,Reno or whosoever should mention one northern politician that has not been involved in allegation of pilfering federal,state LG or MDAP funds.
The only person I am seeing is Nuhu Ribadu,ALL others including their god, Buhari have public,published allegations and/or investigation of corruption hanging on their heads!

God bless you very much. You just took the words out of my mouth

Bossly:
More "equity & inclusion."
Key aspect of dem globalist strategies, for their so called new world order.

Diversity 👉🏾 Diverse City.

One World foundations being laid and many know it not

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC0SPuacexs


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/ai-jesus-talks-dating-relationships-morals-even-offers-video-gaming-tips.amp

Try this with Mohammed and see violence

FalseProphet1:
1. *Boy-friend* This is that spirit that will keep scaring away serious and well meaning suitors because they'll be thinking that the boyfriend that always hangs around you actually wanted to marry you. To cast out this spirit, you don't need to pray about it. Just quit the relationship.

2 *Engagement ring* This is that spirit that makes you keep raising your finger to show the world that one young man that is still serving the master engaged you and when the serious suitors see the ring, they'll pass over you because something in them tells them you
have been engaged. To cast out this spirit, you don't need prayers, just remove that key holder in your finger.

3. *Hard to get* This is that spirit that tells you not to accept a marriage proposal in a hurry so that the brother will not think you were too cheap or desperate. It tells you to tell him to give you six months to pray, don't always pick his calls, behave as if you are not interested even though you are dying on the inside and truly love the brother. This spirit is truly from your village people, the day it will release you is that day the brother would have agreed to marry another and you'll be the one to start him and his number will say.... Thank
you for using MTN. To cast out this spirit, just be real. If you love the brother and you perceive he is God's will for you, just accept the proposal and move on with your marriage!

4. *Proud spirit* That spirit that tells you to always run home after service so that no brother will talk to you, maybe he'll meet you in the dream. Before the brother would prepare what to say, you have gone home. That spirit that tells you that every brother that greets you has an evil intention, so
don't answer them. That spirit that doesn't
allow you to greet brothers except those that
ride cheap and exotic cars. That spirit that
tells you to be walking fast every time as if
something is pursuing you from the back. Well, I don't know how you can cast out this
spirit o, but I think humility and being moderate might help.

5. *Denominational/tribal spirit* I am a Catholic and must marry a Catholic. Your villagers are really at work. I'm a Deeper Lifer and must marry one whose life is also Deep. I am a Chosen and must marry from Chosen because others were rejected. I am an Anglican and must marry an Anglican even if God is leading me to do otherwise. I am from Hausa tribe and must marry from my tribe. I'm from Imo state and must not marry from Abia. This spirit has kept many bound, they entered menopause and are about to retire to village. To cast out this spirit of delay, understand that every believer is from one tribe called Christ. If God is leading you to another denomination, kindly obey Him, but let it be God.

Finally…

6. *Dirtiness* That spirit that tells you not to dress well because you are going to heaven. It tells you to use tarpaulin to sew your dress, wear green skirt, yellow blouse and lemon head tie. When brothers see you, their nightmare will increase and they will go for personal deliverance. You are a lady but dresses like a man; you don't brush your tongue, when you talk the heaven closes and the earth trembles.

This spirit can only be cast out by understanding that cleanliness is next to godliness. Dress well, don't under dress and
don't over dress. Dress modestly, smell good
because it's not sin. Smell like a living being
and not a dead being. Jesus appreciated the
woman that broke the oil that smells good
and truly He enjoyed the fragrance. So which
Jesus did you actually accept that abhors
such?
God bless us all.

Copied.

That number 5 eh, so serious

The secret solution seems to be murder to me ...take care

PlayerMeji:
And by bringing such a scenario to be pilloried by all and sundry on Nairaland is the best decision you think you just took?

Read 2 Samuel 1:20 and you will understand that not everything that happens mainly in the holy house of God should be for public consumption.

Nairaland which is full of kids, degenerates and pseudo-identities is where you seek the brightest opinions.

God bless you for this comment. They don't understand that the negative attention is not good at all

Oluwatech:
He then successfully completed the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program in Delta State in 2011. However, his life took a devastating turn when, in 2013, he was dismissed from his job at a bank instead of receiving a confirmation letter.

It was during this period that he discovered the shocking truth that his admission to OOU was invalid and fraudulent, greatly impacting his professional life and aspirations.

Despite facing numerous challenges, he chose to start his university education all over again and ultimately graduated with a first-class degree.


https://knowall.com.ng/man-learns-admission-was-fake-7yrs-after-graduating-starts-all-over-graduates-with-first-class/

Kaiii...Omo na this one be the real indefatigable spirit. Kudos to him if true. But all I see is fiction

Bethel4Life:
Infact Tinubu was scheduled as the first speaker to speak, To show you the Respect they Accorded Nigeria

Tinubu saw Data And Information and shouted : na statistics we go chop 🤣😭😭💔, the next thing he bolted

Why then did Tinubu travel all the way to France oooo I dey ask my people

Don't blame him. One can only give what they have

1Sharon:
You're just a dunce. I'll desist going back and forth with you to avoid hurting my brain.

Please don't breed and reproduce yourself either, public service!

You are a little kid lost in another body. I am surprised to find out you have a brain.

The advice about not breeding and reproducing is just what your parents should have heeded in the first place to forestall this disaster you hereby represent. No peace for the ugly wannabe... LMAO 😃

I have reproduced already. Wish I can say that for you.. how I wish you are even remotely fertile. Nature are aligning on your matter. Too bad

Lanretoye:
thank you,ogun kii your generation.see bastard wey dey wake him mama with bathroom sleepers saying someone's parent is useless.e no go better for you and those that gave birth to you.bastard,see today wey be Father's day and you dey disparage person parent ehn,you will never experience the joy of parenthood and your parent no go reap their fruit on u,oloriburuku.you think you have the monopoly of madness abi?.God punish you and your unfortunate parent.

B-A-C-K TO U-S-S-L-E-S-S S-E-N-D-E-R uncountable folds..Every useful thing around you are officially turned to worse than useless if you continue like this. You shall be the definition of tragedy and permanent loss if you continue like this.. I no curse you, na you curse yourself. I am an elder over you and you have no stand over me.
Everyone knows all your rants will come crashing back millions of times back to you. .Lwkmd 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are rehashing the rhyme your great grand parents unleashed on all of your lineage born and unborn...I would have taken you seriously but your descendants mistake which you represent as a non entity, can never make me lose sleep. Millions of cursed nothing like you is always below my radar!!! You cannot curse who God has blessed cos you and your father the devil are losers.... Tufiaaaaa kwa

Copy that?? ....ngwa insult your remaining days on the earth ...Oyaaaa

PrincessofDSS:
😂

Don’t play chess ♟ with hearts

Your signature is scary and seems to allude otherwise😁

saintkeppy:
.

With that #4M, Canada is possible.
I'm currently on it with a reliable contact.
Mention me or you send me a mail.

Through post graduate studies route right?

Trust22:
I have one for you... pls the package is 4.5mil to be paid immediatly your visa is approved... Country is Canada...
contact me on ajchinedu@gmail.com

pls this is work visa... It comes with PR, Job, and Accommodation

Hmmm

Taireke:
As for me, I am a 46yrs young man. I will be jetting out next month. I needed to enjoy the rest of my life. I have sacrificed alot in Naija

Hope you are going with your family?

Spirit247:
Pray to your CREATOR to show you the Real Original Divine Destiny HE sent you to fulfill on Earth. Whatever it is, it must massively Win Souls into HIS Eternal Kingdom in one way or the other.

Research the Spiritual Reason why many White People are Permanently relocating to safe African Countries since 2O2O. Most Nigerians desire to travel Abroad because of the brainwashing that has been done through TV and Media that Canada, USA, etc are Heaven on Earth. Because not to be lure to a place where you don't have a say on what goes into you Body and Soul. "What shall it profit a Man to gain the whole World and lose his own Soul."

Talking to Christians that would be coming here: a converted Satanists once told me what was popularly known among them, she said "The Gods (Demon Spirits and Fallen Angels) passionately hates strong Maleness/Man-ness, because Strong Males are always too Stubborn for them to Control. That is why they Turn Men to their Queens and then Enthrone such on the Section of Humanity among which they were born." It was then I realized that these Demons and Fallen Angels Sodomised low self-esteem Men and then "Empower" as World Leaders through whom they then Enslave Humanity.

Truth is, Satan is still very much Afraid of losing his Authority over this World because he knows that he Stole the Supreme Authority/Godship over this World from Adam(Man and Mankind). So, determined Strong-Willed Men are his Greatest Fear, because the Day such Men decide to Submit Irreversibly to the CREATOR of Humanity, AHAYAH ASHAR AHAYAH would have the legitimate Right to Help them bundle Satan out of this Human World as a common thief and shameless Criminal that he truly is.
Remember the Scripture that says "Heaven eternally belongs to I AM THAT I AM The CREATOR of All, and the Earth has HE Given/Entrusted to the Sons of Men." Once The CREATOR of Heaven and Earth made this Decree that Time, no Spirit whatsoever (Either HIS Own Supreme SPIRIT or Satan's spirit) has any right on Earth.

In Conclusion, the Fear of the Day that Strong-willed Real Men shall decide to irreversibly allow their human will to be Swallowed up by the Supreme Will of AHAYAH ASHAR AHAYAH, is why Satan is so much frantically pushing the Homosexuality Agenda all over the World, to unMan the Manliness of Men and transform them to become Senseless Sissy Men that are already useless to the Preservation of Dignity of Humanity. The senseless Humans that has myopically offered themselves as Tools of Satan for eternal Enslavement of Humanity have gone all time low in their bid to Enslave Humanity under the Devil. They are now all out to capture innocent Children even long before they can even truly decide what is wrong or right.

Read the Arguments on of the most interesting Thread on NL: https://www.nairaland.com/7739912/whole-spiritual-truth-world-laid

Hiann

overseasnbeyond:
I relocated when i was 41,
Thank God I did.
Am better off here ...

With your family right? Which year was that? Through which route?

tensazangetsu20:
Men it's not gonna be easy through express entry. At 40, you have almost zero points for age and Canada study permit hard die.

Who told you that study Canada study permit hard die? I know someone whose processing, admission and travelling time didn't stay up to 6 months..

Damian911:
Good day guys, I just made a new discovery credit to my imagination and I don't know how significant this discovery I'm about to share is.
Maybe it could be needed by the CIA or KGB or something and the most surprising aspect of this my discovery is that despite billions of dollars funding of DARPA they it didn't cross any of its officials mind! They might probably need to hire me who knows?
Every day this planet and its inhabitants are faced with a billions ways of annihilation most especially annihilation threat of a nuclear weapon and in some point in history the planet was almost expunged with nuclear weapon, thanks to the cold war. Now currently the Earth is faced with another possibility of third world war thanks to the ongoing Russia - Ukraine war. The West already stationed nuclear bases in its host allies which are dangerously close to Russia and they retaliated by recently stationing theirs in Belarus. Right now every stakeholders including head of state and prominent individuals including the rich have voiced out against the danger of nuclear warheads because everyone will be affected irrespective of race, religion, financial status and gender. Even if the rich build an underground bunkers surely with the advanced capability of modern nuclear warhead they surely will be affected and even if they're not life in an underground bunker cannot be the same as it is on earth.
Now the dangers of a nuclear war is its ability to wipe out millions of inhabitants and also make a place totally unhabitable. Now in a nuclear blast in like let's say Tokyo 99% of its dwellers will be killed and majority more than 95% will be killed by its radiation. The radiation is the most dangerous aspect of a nuclear blast. Now to my discovery!
As stated earlier despite the US billion dollars investment in DARPA none its employees imagined this talkless of making research to create it and in the whole wide West none of its analyst or experts and even Russia and China could imagine this. I think I ought to be picked up by DARPA to imagine futuristic weapons for them to make.
Why is nobody talking about this brilliant idea the creation of a.......guess can you
The creation of anti nuclear fire,I mean a nuclear fire extinguisher and in a nuclear fire the flames isn't the problem rather its radiation then they make an anti radiation that will neutralize nuclear radiation and voila the threat of nuclear weapon is gone for good after all na oyinbo wey do pencil naim do eraser.
What do you guys think of this my discovery I think I deserve patent for this
Moderators please let world get to know about this my astounding discovery by moving this masterpiece to front page thanks

Abeg ooo

Really interesting

Hmmmm

ekolobaba:
Nna na wa oo.

Na wa for una ooo

Okay na

AntiMarxist:
Lol

His fake church enjoys tax exemption .

Let him take his Judaic church to the yeast

Soon it will be turned to a synagogue by Ekpa

He won't be missed.

I never knew agbado and cassava could be this intoxicating

Okay ooo

NairalandGossip:
With Obi bringing an overwhelming evidence and witnesses who have performed 75% well,
I can tell you all for free that the tribunal will place national security above the rule of law and retain Tinubu as president.


Sadly but truly


Obi though will be so confident that he had achieved what took him to the court and future elections will not be tempered with as everyone is now watching.

Again, it is a win for Obi because it has etched his name in gold and will certainly rule Nigeria when it is the turn of the south again


Regards!

Too bad

Make I pitch here

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Obi my niggar

Anyday anytime twice on Thursday
1)All educated youth in Nigeria are aware...
Name two states or region with educated, Liberal, intelligent, enlightened and exposed people
Definitely it will be lagos and Abuja right!
And obi won those states
2) the three major contestants were from the three major region...atiku(hausa), tinubu( yoruba), obi(igbo)
So the South South were in a better position to choose because no one among the contestants were their brother....and guess what the South South chose obi
3) osun state is the home of tinubu and yet tinubu lose am because osun state is some how seen as the most educated place in South west...which means tinubu is not even supposed to be among the contestants..not to talk of becoming the president
So if you are a Nigerian youth and you can't figure out this simple truth then your education is a total waste and you need to collect your school fees from any tertiary institution you finished from

Enough said