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FoodRe: A Picture Of Vincent Enyeama Cooking Okro Soup by mctons: 9:11am On Aug 20, 2014
priscaoge: Ndewo nwanne mmadu grin. Abum nwa afo Imo, Chukwu gozie gi.
Nneoma, abum nwa afo Imo, e si m Ngor okpala. kedu ebe ina ebi? Obu obodo Lagos ka mu no. O ga ato m uto ka anyi noko kpa nkata nke oma.

Ana m eche edeme nke gi.

Nokwa nke oma.
FoodRe: A Picture Of Vincent Enyeama Cooking Okro Soup by mctons: 7:09am On Aug 19, 2014
priscaoge: Owerri people do add Ugba to it and it's called OFE UGBA grin. If u eat this one, I bet U won't eat any other Okro soup that is not OFE UGBA grin
Nne, ihe I kwuru bu ezi okwu. Ofe okro bu ofe m nke izizi. O di ka imara ihe di mma. A choro m ima onye I bu nke oma. Ka mu na gi mekorita ihe na iju ya. Biko za edemede nka. Na mbu, imara mma nke ukwu. O doro m anya na I bu ezigbo nwa. O tu isi ekwu okwu na ihe gbasara edeme na-atom uto nke ukwu.
PhonesRe: Charge Your Phone By Shouting At It by mctons: 6:44am On Aug 19, 2014
MaziOmenuko: The number of battery-bars your phone will get will be directly proportional to the level of head-ache you will get
Mathematically,

Where BB = battery bars
LH = level of headache
K. = constant of sound

BB = LH.k
HealthRe: Nano-silver Nigerian Ebola Drug Is A Pesticide- US by mctons: 5:58am On Aug 16, 2014
The Americans are selfish. They bliv that Nigeria can't go to work about this. My instinct tells me that the Zmapp is the out put research of Prof. Iwu's bitter cola.
The two Americans that contracted EBOLA virus have they died? They are being treated with Zmapp in U.S.
Uptil now, the Americans have not replied our government on the request made to avail us the opportunity to use the Zmapp. Liberia has recvd aid from America their colonial master.
The British should also assist us.
We must use the Nano-silver no matter what the FDA say. If the so-called coveted Zmapp can't get to us, we use what is available. No be so my pple?
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Threaten Me, Jonathan Tells Northern Elders by mctons: 6:45am On Aug 13, 2014
VICTORCIZA: BUNCH OF NORTHERN TERRORISTS!!!!
WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU GUYS! INSHA ALLAH IT IS GEJ OR KISS NIGERIA AND OIL BLOCKS GOODBYE!!!
ANYI NA UNU MESIA NKEA UNU AMARAA
Nne m, voice out. U are a lionness. Gone are the days they intimidate us. Not this time anymore. The Northern elders can go to the nearest canal and get drunk
PoliticsRe: You Can’t Threaten Me, Jonathan Tells Northern Elders by mctons: 6:41am On Aug 13, 2014
EasternLeopard: Northerners and their myopic way of reasoning


They should be happy that they are dealing with the Ijaws

If GEJ was Igbo,

NorthEast would have been levelled
My broda, I will prefer u asnwer Eastern Tiger. Them no know before? We no they give dam to rubbish nah.
Issuing a useless ultimatum to GEJ is as useless as their attempt to islamize Naija.
The best solution for them in 2015 election is to sit at home without voting anyone at all. Let them be disenfrachized from voting in dat case. A desperate move by a group measures with a desperate solution.
PoliticsRe: Ebola Scare:2 Feared Dead,20 Others Hospitalised Over Excessive Salt Consumption by mctons: 5:32am On Aug 09, 2014
NgeneUkwenu: This government has failed it's citizens in all facet of life!

Imagine, instead of focusing on campaign to promote awareness on the disease, they are busy brutalizing Osun people in order to CAPTURE the state!

Ebola jonathan is indeed a gross failure!

Boko Haram,

Now Ebola!

Vagabonds in Power!
Hmmm.... In as much as I agree with u, the area nomenclature of Mr. President is where u crossed the red line. Be careful pls
FamilyRe: Wife Sets Husband On Fire For Molesting Her 7 Year Old Daughter by mctons: 6:56am On Aug 06, 2014
Kanwulia: cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy

Tell me abourrrit.
Were you here some 7 years ago in THIS SAME FAMILY SECTION. . . .
One NL poster(MALE OF COURSE) confessed to 'fingggering' 5 year-old girl. . . .and he enjoyed it? shocked
I think the topic was the most disgusting thing you ever did.
He received such a BACK LASH. . . he had to change his ID sharp-sharp! cheesy
Dem niaaaly killllam! grin
The thread niaaaaaaaaaaally catch fire!!! Kai!!!!
Ask Senator Yerima
HealthRe: FG Bars Corpses Of Nigerians From Abroad by mctons: 9:21pm On Aug 02, 2014
mrking3: This is Nonsense!! They came up with this move after they've been widely condemned for allowing Dead body flown into this country from Liberia!!! Its a shame that the government is coming up with this decision when the DAMAGE has already been done!! Its too late to start carrying out a Test on the body! This is what a sensible government would have done over there in Liberia before bringing in the body down here!! I just pray and hope the Victim died of some other ailment! Coz if its confirmed EBOLA! Then you know, we are Finished!
Your are right. This is why dis govt is a reactive govt. The minister of health should vacate office for gross negligence and incompetence.
RomanceRe: The Pro And Cons Of Having A Big Bottom by mctons: 7:31am On Aug 02, 2014
mizBerry1: Emm..where do I belong?? #Bootylious or #Sliperlious? Huh?
Pls call me 08060447838
PoliticsRe: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by mctons: 6:06am On Jul 24, 2014
[quote author=berem]After sending bombers to kill him,you're thanking God for saving his life?

Una plan don fail![/quot

You have to exercise extreme carefulness when using social media for what you say might come back to hunt u. You might be sued for libel.

I don't know if u have any emprical evidence as per ur utterances.

Though it is very clear we are turning into a terrorit nation but one has to be very careful with words.

You were too loose to open your skirt to squirt.
RomanceRe: A Holy Way To Propose To A Girl! by mctons: 6:30am On Jul 23, 2014
Hi Nne, u are such a damsel. Pls can we have privacy?
Thx
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes In Bama, Borno by mctons: 10:33pm On Jul 21, 2014
On 17 July, just last week, the Malaysian comercial airline with 298 pax on board was short down by SA-11 missile while flying a hot zone of Russian backed ukrainian rebels of which has drawn world's attention, then 4 days later the Nigerian helicopter crashed while flying over a rebel zone - The BH territory. I smell fish that someone is very economical with the truth. Simply put, it was BH attack.
PoliticsRe: RCCG Pastor Shot, Butchered In Borno by mctons: 6:36am On Jul 19, 2014
Ogbonaikenna: vanguardngr.com/2014/07/rccg-pastor-shot-butchered-borno/#sthash.RyVl3o8i.dpuf
We can't be subjugated forever under the fear of BH attacks in a country where security is very porous. Is it not high time we found and correct Lord Luggard's error of 1914?
I intend writing to the UN on this faulty almagamation, though a unilateral decision but sincerely thoughtful.

The constant hormicide via maiming, butchering, setting ablaze, bombing, and use of sophisticated weapons is a clear indication of threat to the project called "Nigerian unity as a nation".

I reiterate that no human being or group or tribe can false Nigeria to an ISLAMIC state.

I also blame OBJ for granting permission to the enactment of sharia law in the North.

We need DIVISION of Nigeria into two parts :

The Northern Protectorate
The Southern Protectorate

Transit to either side made possible by Visa.

Mature critics are welcome
Foreign AffairsRe: Faces Of The Innocent Victims Of Flight MH17 That Killed All 298 People. by mctons: 5:46am On Jul 19, 2014
himkers: Ukraine officials brought that plane down to make Russia and those Pro-Russia seperatists look bad and to make them bad in the eyes of the International community
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Stop saying what u do not know. Rebels twitted shooting down a plane few minutes after d plane went down and later deleted the message. Ukraine has not fired SA-11 missile. Russia has been supplying weapons to rebels to defend the border and shoot down whatever flies. Putin has a mission since invasion of Ukraine dat forced a referendum to enshrine Crimean Peninsula into the hands of Russia - To get UN involved.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel’s Mobile Missile Defence System: What Is The Iron Dome? by mctons: 7:41am On Jul 18, 2014
ebullientV: At least they are smart enof to do copy-cat..

Which one has ur country done copy-cat on to protect it's citizens?
Ask the oaf and premature brain...
FamilyRe: Sucking On Babies' Nostrils By Mothers/wives - Hygienic Or Not? by mctons: 6:22am On Jul 17, 2014
fulloflife: I don't think it's hygienic but i did it anyways. I have 4 children and I did it for all them at their infancy oo!.I don't really see it as a big deal; after all some people suck some other things
grin
"Some other things" Not only suck it but swallow the thick fluid as well. Experienced it on me.
CelebritiesRe: Oldest Spinsters In Nollywood ( Photos ) by mctons: 9:46am On Jul 12, 2014
KiddaBlingzz: in nomini patri et fili et spiritu sancti smiley


na me go carry last ni?
No broda, Oremus sacramentum
FamilyRe: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Elder Sister—man, 25, Tells Court by mctons: 9:53pm On Jul 11, 2014
priscaoge: Oga U mistakenly? Seriously did u fell on an open "Toootooo shocked shocked shocked "while Ur 3rd leg is erecthuhhuh



Wonders de happen 4 this countryundecidedundecided
grin open one indeed. U are funny Nne.
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Hospitalized For Ankle Injury by mctons: 9:20pm On Aug 29, 2013
How many days, weeks, months will her injury last? At Arsenal club, Lukas Podolski's hamstring injury will take 8-10wks
PoliticsRe: Protest Against Child Marriage To Hold Today In Lagos,Abuja And Other States by mctons: 7:19am On Jul 21, 2013
Don Demu: U bunch of jobless folks who hate the word PEACE. How e tek concern u? As d law no come make am mandatory to marry or marry off an underaged babe makes it a matter of free will. May be u guys are just being jealous cos u quiet well know how tight a 9yr old will be down there and ur fake religious belief will not allow you have a taste
From all indications and having read ur posts on this thread, it is highly plausible and devoid of scepticism to conclude that u are not only myopic and drained in good thoughts but deficient in all moral justification of this topic.

With your religious inclination which I urge u to quit, it is barbaric in all ramifications to accentuate to embrace and to swallow, hook line and sinker the bracing nature the veracity of the Northern senators endorsed child abuse/underage marriage without remorse. This vindicates that muslim as a religion needs to be scrapped.

It is unfortunate your comments are in line with these sexual predators.
SportsRe: NFL To Investigate 146 Goals In Two Matches by mctons: 5:46am On Jul 10, 2013
This is BaBa Ijebu special number. Adding the score and divide it by 4, gives another lucky number.
PoliticsRe: Terrorism: Mark Seeks Ban Of Almajiri System by mctons: 1:11pm On May 23, 2013
chidindufrank: JTF will soon hunt you and your lots down.
Amen
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Husband And I Plan To Continue by mctons: 4:09pm On May 02, 2013
[quote author=Creamz]I have been the angry, unsatisfied and bitter wife for the last nine years. I’m married to a man who has absolutely no respect for the marriage institution. He has had more girlfriends than I have changed my hair since we got married.
He started cheating on me months after our wedding in 2004 when I was pregnant. And it hasn't stopped ever since. Every other day a different girl, a different situation, a lot of drama. Initially he would lie or try to cover up when I ask him questions or catch him but now he tells me to go to hell and leave the marriage if I was no longer satisfied.
Well, I have four kids and I don't plan to be a single mother in this kind of environment so I'm staying put in my marriage but I'm done being the victim. Yes, I have started cheating on my husband. I am proud to say I have a boyfriend who I have regular, satisfying sex with. And I have absolutely no plans of being the faithful wife ever again. Once this affair ends, I'm starting a new one. There's no going back now. As long as he's cheating on me, I will be cheating on me. I smile a lot these days and it's not just Jesus putting the smile on my face. This is the happiest I have been in at least 8 years. And I also discovered that quite a number of my female friends have been cheating on their husbands for years now. Why didn't anyone give me the memo sooner? Just thought to share my happy story. Xoxo Happy Lagos wife.

ca we meet?
HealthRe: Scientists On Brink Of HIV Cure by mctons: 1:35pm On May 01, 2013
What of Nigerian scientists, what have they contributed to the eradication of this devil called HIV?
BusinessRe: Forex Trading - Season 13 by mctons: 6:50am On May 01, 2013
fxisreal: let seun they make his talk make me dey count my pips. if i decide to close trade with this 29pips now assume just with std lot tell him how much that 1 be
That is usd2900.
PoliticsRe: FG Discovers Another N3.2tr Abacha Loot by mctons: 4:43pm On Apr 07, 2013
Akpan107: Where is Abacha now, is he in Nigeria, Heaven or.....?
In hell with 70 Virgins. 3.2 is a budget for a fiscal year
Science/TechnologyRe: Cow Delivers Quadruplets In Jigawa by mctons: 6:40pm On Mar 29, 2013
That means more meets for all
FamilyRe: Is It Legal for me To Marry My Cousin? by mctons: 8:22pm On Mar 25, 2013
Guy, traditionally, it is a taboo. I recommend u go out there and taste some lead (Pb) particles, a cup of uranium (Ur) or sodium hydro oxide (NAOH) as a perfect solution to hell. RIP

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FamilyRe: Is It Legal for me To Marry My Cousin? by mctons: 8:17pm On Mar 25, 2013
Π@$S:
We are so in love but the thought of us being related is so annoying and always create that gap between us. I'm asking to know if it is legal or should we just forget about it?
~> I DONT MIND WHAT FAMILY OR SOCIETY WILL SAY <~
Guy, traditionally, it is a taboo. I recommend u go out there and taste some lead (Pb) particles, a cup of uranium (Ur) or sodium hydro oxide (NAOH) as a perfect solution to hell. RIP
PoliticsRe: ABSU Gang Molestation Suspects Unmasked by mctons: 1:24pm On Mar 22, 2013
Evestar200: ,,abeg teach me,, mr proffessor
Professor not Proffessor
SportsRe: Celestine Babayaro Is Bankrupt, Can You Lend A Hand? by mctons: 5:20am On Mar 20, 2013
joseph1013: Lend a helping hand for what? Did he give me any money while he was raking in tens of thousands of dollars weekly. He earned in a week what alot of nigerians will not earn in a lifetime? Why are we like this? Why do we have the mentality that someone else should take care of our shortcomings. Is it my fault that he failed to plan for retirement? Does he not know that he'd not play football forever? Pls and pls, nobody should disturb me o.
That is how some of these present players will come in the future and tell us they are bankrupt. If they like they should not invest the millions of naira and dollars they are earning now. All the gifts and cash being given to them should be judiciously used. A player's career is very short. Only a FOOL will not put that in perspective.
He is a womanizer nah. Has he married or still clubbing? If if you one dollar he will spend it on club elp my foot.

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