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FamilyRe: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by mctons: 2:01pm On Apr 22, 2023
mymadam:
My dog behaves that way, if the visitor (male or female) is voodoo-laden. To visit me, don't come with your juju waist bead, juju ring, etc. or else you're OYO! It's as simple as that.

@Op, are you voodoo-laden? Just asking 😏
Not far from it. I suspect she’s from the marines
FamilyRe: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by mctons: 2:00pm On Apr 22, 2023
turmacs:
I can't feed that dog ohhh abeg. You need to see this thing. I've told him to kill the dog or sell it and I think I'll keep pestering him about it till he gives in... Make I no come end up as dog food one day.
Pestering. Who knows if you are evil. Leave the guy and his dog alone. Look for another man. Na only him be the man In this world?
FoodRe: Suggested Receipes For A Diabetic by mctons: 8:38pm On Feb 02, 2023
009kk:
@poster
this is what worked for my mum when she was seriously sick of diabetes. the doctor recommended some forever living product for her and believe me within a month she was okay. were is your location
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Can you explain more about this. I have a patient
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Tega Lists Qualities She Wants In A Man Without It Leading To Marriage by mctons: 4:55am On Dec 21, 2022
Blessing240:
Please guys, if you have a little kindly share with me. I haven't eaten anything since yesterday and am very hungry and sick please. Am having typhod fever but due to lack of money I can't buy drugs. I live with my mom who is retired and my Dad is late. pls help me with any little you can please I beg you in the name of God. May God's show you mercy as you have shown me, amen. Thank you
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How old are u pls? If your mom is retired, she must be above 65yrs.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Just Killed This Snake In My Room. by mctons: 4:02am On Dec 15, 2022
alabiman:
This is scary. May God help us.

Let's be careful,this is the season when those creepy creatures comes out. This is another video where a snake was found hiding inside a shoe.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=---Kn6aE04U
Highly deadly cobra �. God saved him
Christianity EtcRe: Tears As Hundreds Of People Attend Funeral Of Crocodile In India (pictures) by mctons: 8:48pm On Oct 13, 2022
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me
He obviously eats from his anus and drink from his ears
Christianity EtcRe: 28YEARS 11months Barrenness SHATTERED By The GOD Of Chosen ( Video, Pics) by mctons: 11:22pm On Sep 25, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
they either should thank IVF treatment and/or the baby snatcher who stole that child (and sold it to them)....

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/herman-cain-smile.gif
Don’t use your mouth to invite nemesis. If you do not believe God can do anything and the word IMPOSSIBLE does not exit when ELOHI of ELOHI, The Lion of Judea, The King of kings, The Mighty in battle, is at the throne.

I don’t know if you are married or single.

Kindly godown on your knees and ask for forgiveness and HE will save you otherwise, the wrath of the Lord may befall you.

This is real
HealthRe: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by mctons: 12:11pm On May 03, 2022
OluwoR:
Sir, before I'd open a thread about this, you should know I must have tried all possible best
Sir, anything that has to do with sex, she just doesn't want to hear it
she had blocked me on SM on several occasions cos I tried to bring up sexual related matters
Did they tie your umbilical cord to her vagina? I dated for 7yrs with the first 2yrs without sex but she was busy fucking men during the period. I continued with her but later summoned the courage to break up. My life continued with someone who loves sex.

Break Bleep up and man up.

I repeat. Break up and she might be from the marine world. Go spiritually too.

QED...
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Accuses Banky W, Wizkid Of Stealing His Song by mctons: 12:48am On Apr 23, 2022
pretydiva:
The foolishness of blackface is like peak, it's in him. Very soon, na him manhood dem go thief undecided
You too like dick.... chai
RomanceRe: Young Lady Called Off Her Wedding Over Boyfriend's Constant Abuse (photos) by mctons: 11:18pm On Apr 13, 2022
Thank God you voiced out otherwise you would be ending up like the Gospel Singer, OSINACHI
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by mctons: 10:01pm On Mar 03, 2022
L1TTLE:
Come to God? Lol, I'm talking of serious issues here, you're saying come to God.
Seems you are not ready to be free from this imbroglio
CrimeRe: Alleged Sex In Car On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: It Was A Case Of Murder & Suicide by mctons: 6:34pm On Mar 03, 2022
Righteousness2:
What a Pathetic End.
Adultery + Murder + Suicide = Disatrous Destruction in Hell.

We need to take the Matter of Eternity very Serious and Live according to GOD'S Commandments

As long as there is Life , there is a chance to obtain Mercy from GOD.
Once life goes, Mercy Expires..

Heaven and Hell are Real!
Behave yourself !
Powerful analysis. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Ngor-Okpala Bye-Election: INEC Declares APC's Blyden Okanni Amajirionwu Winner by mctons: 7:56am On Feb 27, 2022
This is my local government. Let’s move forward in as much as it’s free and fair election
Foreign AffairsRe: Randy Russian Soldiers Flirt With Ukrainian Girls Amidst Invasion by mctons: 9:48am On Feb 25, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



It's not possible for Vladimir Putin to win this war. Everything is against him , even his foot soldiers have fallen in love with beautiful Ukrainian women. These soldiers at the end of it all may not pay allegiance anymore to Russia especially when these beautiful women start hypnotizing them with their sweet pussy.
How do you know that the Ukraine pussy is sweet? You too raw babe
PoliticsRe: Jafaru Mohammed Steals ₦10.9 Billion From NIA Ikoyi N13 Billion Loot - Gazette by mctons: 9:56pm On Feb 17, 2022
One of the criminals in government
CrimeRe: Couple Caught With Fresh Human Parts In Ogun by mctons: 6:21am On Feb 13, 2022
Roedu:
Skull minnerd

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Ukraine will be receiving missiles from Russia in few weeks from now. People should take note.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Scams Oyinbo Lady, Asks Her To Sing ‘Zazuu’ To Get Her Money Back by mctons: 12:01pm On Feb 12, 2022
OBALOLA55:
E BE LIKE SAY SLAWORMIIR DON DEY SERVE TIME THIS ONE WEY I NEVER SEE AM ONLINE SO undecided
Lol. Is he into the cursed circle too?
CareerRe: My Experience Being Tagged A Fraudster. by mctons: 11:39pm On Feb 02, 2022
What kind of business are u into?
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Gifts Tunde Ednut 6 Cows And N5m For His Birthday Party by mctons: 6:22am On Jan 22, 2022
HKzone:
Nice one from Obi shocked

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RomanceRe: Why Do Men Now Insist On Getting A Woman Pregnant Before Marriage? by mctons: 6:31am On Dec 23, 2021
The rate of slay queens is on the rise. It is plausible to slay them on bed on arrival to confirm fertility biko
FoodRe: Is Kapadoccia the Most Beautiful Restaurant In Lagos? by mctons: 7:05pm On Dec 20, 2021
Paradise on earth. Please stay clear all mivie directors. No pollution of the paradise.
PoliticsRe: Secrecy, Doubts Trail One Billion Barrels Oil Discovery In North by mctons: 9:23pm On Nov 21, 2021
poiZon:
From that article, no single South South man contributed nor an igbo man added or said anything about the oil discovered in quantum volumes...
Na yorubas from south west spoke and shared their truthful views.

So carry ur mata go meet yorubas wey wan open bubu nyash


Hahaha... aboki remains aboki jare

Which FG is building super highway to cameroun from cross river?
Small bridge wey dem construct replacing a collapsed bridge that linked those2 communities don turn super highway...

Bridge that is less than 1km...

Aboki will always be aboki..
Dunderhead...
BusinessRe: I Am Waiting To Take Over Gtbank - Innoson Boss, Chukwuma by mctons: 10:03am On Nov 19, 2021
MASTAkiLLAh:
I thought GTB has settled this man undecided it's not by them turning it into a tribal war like they've been doing in the past. They just have to settle with him, remember his lawyer was murdered during the height of this case cool
Oh my God. Did the lawyer die? This is enough reason and May the families of those who perpetrated this act be tormented from generations to generations by the blood of the lawyer
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What To Sell Near Police Station by mctons: 4:52pm On Oct 08, 2021
collarfreak:
Thanks so much
Thinking if I can be selling basic needs of police like handcuffs, teargas, bullets, etc, or do I need a license to do that?
Exactly. Also AK47, pump action, brownie pistols, bullet proof jackets, machine guns, m15s, artillery, armored vehicles

Thank me later
HealthRe: Suicidal Man Jumps From 9th Floor, Stood Up And Asked What Happened In U.S.(Pics by mctons: 4:44pm On Oct 08, 2021
He must be agama lizard �
EducationRe: Why Are Countries Referred To As "She"? by mctons: 9:03pm On Sep 01, 2021
Freestainworld:
Who makes the woman to give birth?
Na Bubu or Lai
PoliticsRe: Daddy Showkey: Men Who Invaded The NDA Are Not Bandits But Mercenaries by mctons: 12:49pm On Aug 25, 2021
expertman:
Seems baba get first hand information about those rougues but let's reason this if a whole NDA can be invaded then no one is safe again .

Maybe those in Aso Rock Sha.

May heavens heal our land and kill all those disturbing our peace as a nation with a banging light of thunder.
Powerful Amen ooo
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju To Obi Cubana: You Will End Up In Jail Like Hushpuppi by mctons: 7:30pm On Jul 18, 2021
Fools and haters
CrimeRe: 2 Gay Boys Tied, Beaten & Flogged On The Street Of Okija For Homosexuality by mctons: 10:53pm On Jul 06, 2021
Or11:
Will you shut up, every human has a right to love who they want. Talking about western culture, is Christianity and Islam the African culture?
Shut up! This is not our way. What arrant nonsense. Wish they were castrated immediately they were caught in the nefarious act. Hope you are not because when I catch u, you won’t use your Instruments again. Fool
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A Married Lady To Cook For Her Ex In His House by mctons: 4:33pm On Jul 05, 2021
After that cooking, you both ate and straight f**king happened. I know how it ended
PoliticsRe: Father Abiagom Reacts To Garba Shehu Accusing Mbaka Of Demanding For Contracts by mctons: 10:53am On May 02, 2021
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RomanceRe: Busty Lady Receives Money On Her Breasts As She Outdances A Bride At A Wedding by mctons: 10:28am On May 02, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Men and breast

I can bet my balls...that girls name is breastina..

We men too like breast sha.....he get one akwa ibom girl way I dey try position this evening make she come my side....her breast na die....anything make her align with me and agree.....

O boy.....no huzzle and bombing for me this night.....I go just suckkk Bobby and sleep on top this night
How do u mean bombing?

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