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[color=deeppink]they form alot like say dem nor dey droppings or mess!! [/color]

you over sabi them, they want you, they wont say it and when you do, they go still they form hard to get. but cross the leg, you don hammer be that.

eh he eh eh

Did nigerian men pushed women to always want more money and recharge cards? I beg make the poster park well and lay the blame of some of em mates who wants higher life and do not have the funds for it.

Undecided, centris paribus.

Nice one, @rocktation

i feel she is very immature,

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

girls should try eating some of their makeup, maybe it would make their insides pretty.

Why do girls live longer than boys? Because shopping never cause heart attacks. But paying the bill does.

People say nothing is impossible, I disagree, try describing a color to a blind person.

girls should try eating some of their makeup, maybe it would make their insides pretty.

Why do girls live longer than boys? Because shopping never cause heart attacks. But paying the bill does.

Remember, if SHE cancels a date she has to. If HE cancels a date, he has two!

You're a perfect example of why some animals eat their young.

i hate when they say beauty is on the inside, wtf am I supposed to be attracted to your organs?

LIFE is a Good thing, I suggest you get one.

Fake hair,fake tan,fake boobs, fake lips,fake nails fake ass, are you sure u weren't made in china?

I There ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from you babe, LOL. have you seen Mt. Everest? I'm not climbing that shit for you!

We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes.

LOVE=
Lake of sorrow.
Ocean of tears.
Valley of pain.
End of life.

S.I.N.G.L.E- Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

my head says, "who cares?" but my heart whispers, "u do stupid",


girls should try eatin some of their makeup, maybe it would make their insides pretty.

I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later.

Everyone keeps telling me the right person will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus.

Being broke - temporary economic situation. Being poor, disabling frame of mind, depressed condition of your spirit. Never be poor again.

Never tell your problems to anyone! 50% don't care. 10% don't even hear it. And the other 40% are glad you have them.

When guys get jealous, its actualy kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.

Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

Alarm Clocks assure our mornings start with a heart attack.

I hate the words Dont & Stop, But put them two words together and its the best phrase in the world.

You know your'e fat when you drop something and think, "do i really need that"

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

I hate it when clothes look better on the hanger than they do on your body.

Being around you is like having cancer of the soul.

Man comes home & his wife says "Ur boss called & fired u." Man says "Well Bleep him". Wife says "i did, U start back Monday!!"

Your so ugly, you can't even get a date from the calender!

They should really replace "I now pronounce you man and wife" with "FINISH HIM"

Don't be a woman that needs a man, be the woman a man needs.

I used to have some Serious mental problems, But now I'm Single.

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

There's just no pleasing women, you give them an inch and they want eight.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

A man traveling with six children, "all these kids are yours?" man replies "no, i work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints"

You remind me of my chinese friend, Ug Lee.

Ever notice how 99% of the time, your EX gets uglier after you break up?

GUY: would u wear gloves if u didnt have hands? GIRL: no?? GUY: then why do u wear a bra?

Why when your wife gets pregnant, everyone rubs her belly & says "congrats!" But nobody rubs your d**k and says "Good Job"?

Love- a kind of amnesia that makes a woman forget that there's still 1.2 billion men left in the world.

What mirror do some of these people look in when they call themselves pretty?

Life would be so much easier if you could just Google someone, and see them naked, to know what you were getting into.

Abortion doesn't make u unpregnate. It makes u the mother of a dead baby.

People say I have a dirty mind, but then again, if THEY don't, how did they understand what I was saying.

-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.

Girls care about where their man is going in the future Guys care about where their girl has been in the past.

Ever look at your ex and think: "was i drunk our whole relationship!!!??!"

I hate weddings cuz everytime an old person see's u they poke u and say "hey your next" so I started doing the same to them at funerals

ladies: If you didn't see it with ur own eyes or hear it with ur own ears, don't think it with ur small mind and spread it with ur big mouth!

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privelege.

You hold the key to my heart, too bad i changed the lock!!

An elephant is talking to a camel. "why do you have 2 boobs om your back?" the camel replies "says the person with a dick in his face, "

Your constant online declarations that you have the 'greatest boyfriend ever' is making me really wish that he cheats on you.

Its funny how everybody who supports abortion has already been born.

If you want something with all you’re heart,you’ll find a way. If you don’t want something with all your heart,you’ll find an excuse

One day someone will walk into your life and make u see why it never worked out with anyone else

Be yourself, everyone eles is already taken

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If u love me, I'll always be in your heart, if u hate me, I'll always be in your mind.

An "EX" is called an "EX" because it's an EXample of who you shouldn't date in the future.

when a girl says "its okay", "I'm fine", or "don't worry about it", you should know its not really okay,

Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion.

If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.

My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

The difference between “like”, “love”, and “in love” is the same with “for now”, for a while”, and “forever.”

You want a perfect girl?, Go buy a barbie.

A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman.real talk she can even knock a big man and he will take it as a joke

the worst thing about being lied to is knowing you werent worth the truth.

Ladies::: When a guy truly cares & love you, he'll never let you go wit out a fight.

A woman is more than breast, butt, and sex, she is a queen respect her.

If you lie to the person u love be the one to tell them the truth, never let them find out on their own

Don't dump a girl, and then get mad when she finds someone else.

Ladies:: Don't focus on being pretty so much that u begin to ACT ugly

God made girls have periods and give birth because he knew guys werent strong enough to handle it

gidson12:
nice one boy, keep it up

thanks

SA Goddess:
Oh, please hurry up and fix that abusurd before you get quoted on it

thanks, slip of the finger

Spell "saggin" backwards, just noticed that mess.

Life would be perfect if sum girls had mute button, guys had edit button, bad times had a fast fward button, & good times had a pause button

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

Has anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says; "Bleep off, you won't bring it back!"

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord will clear my browsing history!!!

Never, go to sleep angry. Stay awake and plot ur revenge!