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Efemena_xy:
Too many jokes at once

@Poster - u 'spose give us time to read, digest and comment on 1 joke b/4 u post another

Specialist900:
Lets see it this way: why buy a cow when all you need from it is its milk and you were privileged to demilk the cow without buying?
Would you bother buy the cow?

DAY11+:
u mean shine d congo b4 marriage

kennyman20:
@md4real,go and ask your teacher,shey na so all zaria peoples braindead?lol

kennyman20:
Yeah its rite,d downfall of a man is not d end of his life,now no xtracool,no you&me 4 her anymore,just look like a dream but it real,gud av applied some hesitation 4 avoidance of implication to my destination of my elevation so i dont think heartbreak can repeat itself anymore,den i was carefree but now am careful,Now she is gone,nowhere 2be found,I know one day thing gonna be alrite and she might wanna come back,am not gonna give a chance,she treated me bad,cheated me like mad,she told me she will be dere 4 me everytime,call me day&nite she promised me heaven&earth,now everything is hell,ohh heartbreak isnt a heartfail but just a hearttrait,huh its so painful despite all my stress 2 make her happy,i got nothing,am just glad of d frnds i got,dey encourage me not frnds dat wud say shame on me,Hmm dis world is a teacher,nobody is superior 2 is teaching,den i was like a failure but am glorious dat i av felt like a real man,every disappointment is an encouragement.our first date was like an original key to true happiness,so romantic & unforgettable,i felt d right package 4rm heaven has finally been dropped like a morning dew at my doorstep,i thought about the love we shared,and i believed in my heart dat at atlast,i av been captured into d isle of endless love,4rm d beginning we were luv birds created 2 live in d same nest,we shared everything  but now alot of her good virtues took an opposite lane,it seems d cave of her love 4 me was mistakenly locked and she threw d key into d lion's den,so bad she kept me outside of her heart and didn't feel sorry.
I thought she was going 2 be a long lasting wife,so it is true dat a relationship is actually wat makes d world go round,and it is also inevitable dat it can sour someday,can't believe dis no money no love saying would come 2 pass in my life one day,so painful she left all because i was broke.

funmeme:
Helloo people,

kindly help me out of this situation plsss, I am a young lady of about 26yrs old presently not in a relationship, i quitted my EX a yr ago because i don't like the way he dresses, he is financially ok and but when i tell him to always buy good clothes and look good all i get is '' do you know how many people out there that neeeds my help''? because of this, i dont like goin places with him and only introduce him to ma close friends

i endured the relationship for a year before quting, although i like him and his persons but i cnt stand his appearance. i am a kind of person that like smart guys who looks good cos i always look good myself. He is back beggin me to come back to his life he wants us to settle dow as in ''marriage'' i am presently not in any relationship buh can i go ahead and marry this guy? does appearance matter in marriage? is it advicable to go back to him pls i need your advice,

190:
[color=deeppink]ivy seriously i dont like the way u pock nose into peeps affairs

u are doing a great Job no doubt,

But im not just comfy with it

Nigerians are dangerous and u have 2 be careful,

please!"!ive gat your interest @ heart thats why im saying this

I know u wud say they can do nothing but its better safe than never![/color]

joseph001:
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE BEEN BRAIN WASH AS A BLACK WOMAN TO ALWAY THE ONE TO PACK OUR BAG AFTER A BREAK UP OR DIVORCE?


WHY CAN WE BE LIKE THE OTHER RACE?

FOR EXAMPLE: A WHITE WOMAN WILL SAID: DAVID I WANT YOU PACK YOUR BAG AND THIS HOUSE, THIS IS FOR THE FACT, MY MOM IS LAWYER


BLACK RACE, A WOMAN WILL BE ASK TO LEAVE THE HOUSE OR SHE PACK HER BAG AND GO

WE NEED TO START ACTING LIKE WHITE WOMEN MAYBE WE WILL GET THE RESPECT WE DESERVE

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GIVE YOUR OPINION.
WE NEED TO LEARN FROM THIS WOMEN, AS YOU CAN SEE OUR MEN IS BEGINNING TO COMPARE US WITH THIS WOMEN IN NIARALAND, LET USE OUR BRAIN NOT OUR MOUTH,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME