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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend's Ex-girlfriend by md4real(m): 9:05am On Nov 21, 2010
Do i sense an opportunist in JUSTDREAM?,
@poster, your assumption is same as mine. You just have to let go because love sucks and there aint anything like tied to this person or that.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 11:09am On Nov 11, 2010
"When people show you who they REALLY ARE , Believe it, Don't let ur emotions chime in, Open ur EYES! Pay attention, Then RUN!!!

Can you REALLY expect the OUTCOME of ur relationship to be any different when ur dating the SAME TYPE OF PEOPLE , ??

I don't hate you, I just don't appreciate your existence.

Girls get periods, pregnancy, and pain. Boys get food, football, and females, WTF?

"omg, did you hear ___ & ___ broke up " "yea . " How did you find out" "Facebook told me "

I'm not 'judging' people, I'm 'labeling."


Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone


if your going to be two-faced;at least make one of them pretty.


If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 3:34pm On Nov 10, 2010
goodgirl84:
keep them coming,cheers.
will do that, cheers to you too


lancaster:
the jury is out and u have be found guilty of been creative yet sassy, na real bad boy u be, nice 1 and i swear i don load am for my system grin grin grin grin wink wink

more of that cos i will still be checking for your latest
on it,
TravelRe: I Am Coming To Lagos For 1st Time - Nl Please Advise Me by md4real(m): 3:19pm On Nov 10, 2010
i have learned alot from this thread despite being in Nigeria myself. kudos to the contributors
RomanceRe: Do The Hausa Muslims Kiss? by md4real(m): 3:18pm On Nov 10, 2010
i dont know why some people are very sensitive when it comes to religious issue. ismaeel is right but i dont buy his insults. a bi you force the girl?
going to your question, you damn wrong. may be you got the wrong girl or your breath actually stink. my girlfriend is the best of all kissers.
RomanceRe: How Will U Feel? by md4real(m): 3:15pm On Nov 10, 2010
just load your 9mm(can borrow you one) blow his/her head off
RomanceRe: Should I Stay Or Leave? by md4real(m): 3:08pm On Nov 10, 2010
farey:
his attitude sometimes says the opposite - like "am not ready to have kids in the nearest future" "i want to settle myself down first b4 i think of having kids".
And before he left he is always talking about starting a family early. He is now 26 and am 24 and he has a son by a white woman now.
please bunder on the above and open your eyes.
RomanceRe: Could This Be A Great Misunderstanding Or Illusion by md4real(m): 3:03pm On Nov 10, 2010
are you guys having trust issues? because the reason for your quarrel determines what is happening.
RomanceRe: How Will You Feel When You Lose Your Virginity by md4real(m): 3:02pm On Nov 10, 2010
chinwe93:
i lost my virginity to the second guy am going out with in my entire life, if am to say i don't regret it at all, because i did what i did out of love and i will keep on having sex with him as far as he is doing it for love and the same goes to me.
i hope you realized soonest that men dont care about what you called love. cease giving it to him and everything is death.
congratulation on being a real woman. now we don know say you no be virgin again.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Emerges As Nothern Consensus Candidate? by md4real(m): 2:59pm On Nov 10, 2010
guys, the north does not give a shi**t about the rascal in PDP, its CPC buhari all the way. the only grass root politician still on.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Dumps Ribadu, Opts For Buhari. . . Eyes Vp Slot by md4real(m): 9:12am On Nov 10, 2010
If its true, its definately a nice move. Buhari all the way please, the only untainted
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Dumps Ribadu, Opts For Buhari. . . Eyes Vp Slot by md4real(m): 9:12am On Nov 10, 2010
If its true, its definately a nice move. Buhari all the way please, the only untainted
NYSCRe: Is There A Punishment For Deserting NYSC? by md4real(m): 8:54am On Nov 10, 2010
No job and political implication expecially if you going into politics
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 12:03pm On Nov 09, 2010
I don't lie, I withhold information.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

I hate two faced people. It's hard to decide which face to slap first.

Don’t change I want to forget you just the way you are.


No one is normal. There are just a lot of weird people with things in common.


Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

You were meant for me, Perhaps as a punishment


Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa


Born free!! Now I'm expensive


I need someone really bad, Are you really bad?


The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
RomanceRe: Absurd Romance Related Quotes by md4real(op): 11:29am On Nov 09, 2010
Love is blind. "My Mom started to love me before seeing my face"

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

I may have a bad mouth but i can do good things with it

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breathe and reboot

You were meant for me,  Perhaps as a punishment

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

Don’t change I want to forget you just the way you are.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 11:26am On Nov 09, 2010
A piece of cake in the fridge and a note on it, "Dont eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I dont take orders from a cake."

Mornig prayers: Dear Lord, please give me the strength to not slap an  today, Amen

Love is blind. "My Mom started to love me before seeing my face"

A boy's dad just joins Facebook. The son puts on his status: 'WTF'. His dad asks: 'what is WTF?' Boy replies: 'Welcome To Facebook.(wat tha bleep)

Boys are like purses : cute , full of crap , and can easily be replaced

Age 6: "I love you mommy!" "I love you too sweetie." Age 16: son: "Mom, you know I love you right?" mom:"what do you want?"

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished!

Don't talk about yourself so much. We'll do that when you leave.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 10:00am On Nov 09, 2010
Studio CFR:
Thats my boy

Weldone
thanks,
RomanceRe: Absurd Romance Related Quotes by md4real(op): 9:54am On Nov 09, 2010
‎"You look pretty today!" ", Was I ugly yesterday!?"

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text

People say you dont know what you have until its gone 'BULLSH*T'!!, you knew what you had you just didn't appreciate it

Love is blind. "My Mom started to love me before seeing my face"

"You should straighten your hair, You still won't get any girls, but at least you won't look like an idiot anymore, "


A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished!


Girls have unique powers; they get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard,


SHe said I love you, I sneazed and said "excuse me I'm just allergic to Bullshit!"
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious And Thought Provoken Quotes. by md4real(op): 4:08pm On Nov 08, 2010
Stop complaining about our generation, Your generation raised us.

My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face

Don’t Like Me? Have A Seat With The Rest Of The people Waiting For Me To Give A Bleep.

I see a fly following you so I automatically assume you smell like shi*t

I want to carve my name into a bullet so i can be the last thing running through your mind


If your life is a series of endless ups and downs, consider a more supportive bra.

TENSION: when ur wife is pregnant TERROR: when ur girlfriends pregnant HORROR: they're both pregnant TRAGEDY: u're not the father of either

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