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brain54:
People who commit suicide are brave…


Rest In Peace!

brave for where? If you are brave you gat to face anything life brought upon you

boocheey:
I need a friend either male or Female at Adesanya Ajah.

what about in Victoria Island

charlesdinho7:
i want to join the nigerian army.

whatsapp 07033420155

Confession of oga boy:

I was an orderly to a Brig Gen.

Now a Major Gen.

My boss a fine gentleman.

One of the youngest Generals the Army had that year.

I had the best time in my career working with this man.

We were basically on "Oboy level" kind of closeness.

From going to club with him every Friday.

To helping him pick his girlfriend from UI every other day.

His fear and respect for his wife is a kind that I am yet to find anywhere.

From his jittery comportment in her before.

To his stammering when she speaks with him on phone.

If you have not heard him speak with her before, you could easily assume he was on call with the Chief of Army Staff.

He adores her.

His wife is what you describe as a person with elegance and class.

The daughter to a former Chief of Defense Staff.

Her likeness for me is in strong competition with that of my boss.

From sending me tips on regular basis.

To soliciting favors on my behalf to my boss.

"Pete" her soft voice called me over the phone on a particular occasion.

"You know your boss is a chronic womanizer" she said calmly.

I didn't know if it was a question or an assertion.

I kept mute.

"Anyway, it's common among you guys in the military"

I didn't know if to deny that and lie at that moment or to keep shut.

"But you know that I expect you to protect my interest, which is your Boss's marriage" she continued.

"If you notice anything you think I should know, I trust that you'll tell me immediately" she concluded.

I exhaled deeply.

"of course, ma" I found myself managing to say.

I was in the middle.

My role aside being an orderly was to make sure I protect Oga's marriage.

I did that perfectly well by sticking strongly to the 'bro code'

***Dont look at me like that.
This is a confession ****

I received a call.

My Oga's girlfriend.

She had been trying to reach Oga.

He's not taking calls.

His family was around.

I told her.

She was not surprise.

She's use to the drills of staying in obscurity when madam is around.

And allowing me make proper arrangements on how they would meet.

I doubled as the middle man between her and my Oga.

And between my Oga and his wife.

It was never an easy job.

I kept praying that madam should not catch me one day.

If my boss could fear her that much.

Who was I?

The day of reckoning came:

Madam had gone for NAOWA (Nigerian Army Officers' Wives Association) meeting.

I drove in Oga's car to Queens Hall in UI and picked the babe.

Dropped her at the Officers' Mess and went to pick my boss.

After I returned with him to the Mess, he asked that I come back in few hours time and return the lady to school.

By the time I returned.

The girl had the car key in her hand.

My Oga was discussing with another officer by the Mess entrance.

With a wave of hand, he asked that I go ahead and drop her off.

We left the Mess, the lady pleaded that I allow her drive me.

"No wahala" I said and stepped down, while she took the wheel.

I had seen her drive before.

So no problem with.

We were exiting the cantonment main gate when I sighted a car that looks like madam's.

I was praying in my mind that it shouldn't be her.

Lo and behold.

Madam was staring at me in front of her husband's car, with one fine girl as the driver.

My heart vibrated.

I thought I was going to have stroke.

Madam looked the other way as she drove past us into the cantonment.

I watched from the side mirror as she reversed and was coming after us.

"Bibian!" I called the girl who was oblivious of this happening.

"you said you could drive, abi?" I asked her, as hot sweat trickled down my forehead.

"Yes na" she answered in surprise.

"Please this is the time to save us with your driving skill"

She was still confused.

"look behind you. You see that white Mercedes-Benz behind us? Na Oga madam dey inside"

"Jesus Christ!" she shouted as she slammed her foot on the pedal.

Voom!

She was firing.

I had to plead with her to calm down.

In my mind, I was like "so you dey fear sef"

The rattled lady maneuvered every car ahead of us.

Few minutes later, madam lost us.

I was so mentally tensed that I didn't notice that my phone which was on vibration mode had been ringing nonstop.

18 missed calls.

Madam kept calling.

She obviously kept it on auto redial.

I was almost crying.

We got to UI through a different route.

I dropped the girl.

Returned to the cantonment.

It was past office hours but I couldn't bring myself to return the car to Oga's house.

I went to the office.

Luckily for me, Oga's office was open.

I entered.

PA said he was with the GOC.

I was about dropping his his car key on his desk.

That was when I noticed his phone was ringing.

His wife was calling.

62 missed calls.

Egba mi oooo!!!

I sha dropped his key and left.

"They would sort themselves out" I said to myself.

I got to my house.

was removing my uniform.

My phone rang.

My boss was calling.

"Peter come to my house now" I heard his voice from the other end, before I could even greet him.

I know that tone.

Yawa don gas!

I got back into my uniform and proceeded for officers' quarters.

In Oga's sitting room.

Oga was standing beside madam who was red.

She looked at me.

I diverted my gaze to Oga.

"Peter, you had the guts to allow your girlfriend drive my car" Oga was saying.

He was visibly shaken.

Madam most have held him by the balls before I came.

I looked up at him in surprise.

The look in his face was like "save me abeg, Peter"

I played along.

"I am sorry sir!" I muttered.

Madam looked at me.

She obviously wasn't expecting Oga to still escape yet this time.

"I had to drop her off since I was going her direction" I said in a pleading tone.

Owning up.

Madam was moving her gaze from me to my boss, back and forth.

She suspected.

But we acted the unwritten script perfectly well.

" Go and report yourself to the guardroom" my Oga said in a dismissive tone.

I saluted and left.

Halfway to the guardroom.

I got a text.

My boss!

"Thank you Peter! You saved my ass again. Go to your house and relax. Don't pick madam's call for today please. She has to believe you are in the guardroom. I am sure she still has doubts us"

I smiled to myself and changed course to my house.

Another message came in.

A credit alert 20k.

I knew the source.

My boss again.

My day was made.

But not my mind.

I had guilt.

I had betrayed her again.

I shrugged it off with the thought that I had saved her marriage once again.

She will be fine.

Buhari's Chief of Staff, Ibrahim Gambari becomes Zannan Lafia

The Emir of Lafia in Nasarawa State, Alhaji Sidi Bage, has conferred the title of Zannan of Lafia Emirate to the Chief of Staff to Nigerian President, Professor Agboola Gambari.

The ceremony took place on Saturday at the Emir’s palace in Lafia.

The title was confered on Professor Gambari when he paid a courtesy visit on the Emir in his palace.

In his brief remarks , the emir said the title was bestowed on him due to his uprightness, taught fullness and being a trusted Nigerian.

According to him, the title of Zannan of Lafia is a defender of Lafia Emirate.

The Emir said such titles are only conferred on people with high integrity and a lover of peace and harmony which are attributes of the new title holder.

Buhari's Chief of Staff, Ibrahim Gambari becomes Zannan Lafia


The Emir of Lafia in Nasarawa State, Alhaji Sidi Bage, has conferred the title of Zannan of Lafia Emirate to the Chief of Staff to Nigerian President, Professor Agboola Gambari.

ROYAL NEWS repors that the ceremony took place on Saturday at the Emir’s palace in Lafia.

The title was confered on Professor Gambari when he paid a courtesy visit on the Emir in his palace.

In his brief remarks , the emir said the title was bestowed on him due to his uprightness, taught fullness and being a trusted Nigerian.

According to him, the title of Zannan of Lafia is a defender of Lafia Emirate.

The Emir said such titles are only conferred on people with high integrity and a lover of peace and harmony which are attributes of the new title holder.

Buhari's Chief of Staff, Ibrahim Gambari becomes Zannan Lafia
In his response, the new Zannan thanked the Emir and the entire people of Lafia Emirate for the honor did on him.

The Chief of Staff promised to continue to do his best at all times to humanity and uphold the trust the people of Lafia Emirate has for him.

He appealed to Nigerians to continue to support the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari in his unrelenting determination to put Nigeria in a better situation.

The event was witnessed by the Governor of Nasarawa State, Abdullahi Sule, Professor Muhammed S. Haruna (Executive Vice Chairman/ Chief Executive), National Agency for Science and Engineering Infrastructure (NASENI) , Dr. Shuaib Faisal(Executive Secretary Primary Health Care), Mallam Nasiru kwarra ( Chairman, National Population Commission), Engr Isa Modibbo (Chairman, Down and Midstream Commission, and Ambassador Abdullahi Omaki (Special Assistant to the President, Foreign Affairs) among others.

I only enjoy your voice only....

Keep it up

2saviourfriday9:
Comrade where is your location, because the way i speil it knief nearly cut my hand

you can wash it thoroughly and cut it into pieces without peeling it is healthy

observanc1:
oh, the freedom fighter has now turned terrorist because she is supporting Peter Obi. Agenda must agend.

which freedom has she fought rather than instigating

Double mouth madam...terrorist in disguised

lebete3000:
Hello guys. I'm liviteach day in depression as these online apps have ruined my whole life with debts.

I find myself repaying each debts with another loan collection.

This has made me become a drunkard, as I try escaping reality by getting high.

My realtionships and work is suffering because of this as I don't even have time for them, as my mind is precoccupied with how to clear off my debts.

I got into trouble last year August and had to collect debts to clear off my issues.

Since then, I've been going from one debt to another just like a curse.

Here is a breakdown of all the loan I'm to clear off:

1. Fairmoney: #51,330 every month till 04/12/2022

2. GTBank: #55,000 every month till 08/12/2022

3. Aella: #47,400 overdue as at 16/04/2022

4. L-credit: #42,000 due on 03/05/2022

5. Carbon: #30,000 every month till 30/06/2022 making 3months

6. Branch: #30,200 every month till 14/08/2022 making 4months

7. Hcwallet: #19,800 due on 03/05/2022

8. Nairaplus: #25,000 due tomorrow 29/04/2022

9. Migo Loan: ₦ 66,338 due 24/05/2022

10. Easemoni: #65,000 overdue as at 24/04/2022

All of the above loans won't even be giving sleepless nights except for the last two I'm about to wrote below. These ones are billing outrageous sums for every day I default.

11. KashKash: initially #96,000 overdue as at 25/03/2022 but has now accumulated to #153,000 by reason of default. They'll continue to add #2,500 everyday till I pay up. I'm even afraid of paying partially cos they might not even recognize it, and see it as if I haven't paid anything, so I go just dash them the money be that.

12. Okash: initially#135,000 overdue as at 23/03/2022 but now #210,000 as they're adding #3,080 everyday till I pay up. The same predicament with KashKash applies here too in terms of paying partially.

The saddest thing is I don't have anything tangible to even show for all these debts. No car, no business, no land no any investment.

Just debt is all I have to show for this money.

I'm earning #270,000/month but the rate these guys are jostling for my money, I don't even know who to focus on sef.

Someone advised me to ignore them all as they won't allow me have any single savings, but I'm scared of the blowback of a bad credit score, which some of the loan apps like Okash, KashKash, L-credit, Easemoni and some others have already done against me.

I'm a medical doctor planning to eventually leave this country someday, but with my present dent in my credit score, I'm scared ignoring them would affect my leaving the country eventually.

Guys help me out with your sincerest advice please.

Thank you very much.

Good evening brother hope you are able to clear your loan and what are they doing to you am in your shoes

MuslimIgbo:
Abo ki fool ani fool.

the guy is an ibo man

He always mind his business....

Omuka:
alright. How do we go about it?

where are you just drop your contact please

Omuka:
can we talk? And if you are a Muslim, or you are ready to go Islamic way (not necessarily converting to Islam), I can help you, and i assure you that you will have your remedy. If you are ready I will drop my email for you.

please I will need this assistance as well am a Muslim please help me sir

Odewaleadesoye:
Just wanna give few people small change for tomorrow's breakfast or Lunch.

Kindly quote this message and tell what breakfast you can buy from the small change and I will credit you.


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I really want to help about 5 to 10 people on this Forum to pay up their loan from the loan sharks but to know genuine persons is the challenge.

I was in this shoe sometimes last year where good people like Lexusgs430 and other good people helped me out.

I want to help others too but how do I go about it... Knowing genuine people that really need it.

Any better idea please?

https://www.nairaland.com/7355310/giveaway-zone#117066777

I saw this late please kindly help with small change to buy Garri and groundnut

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gideonematics:
Getting a loan when we need them can be lifesaving but we should be wary of these fake loan companies in Nigeria.

They are dangerous to deal with, they harass and spoil your image and reputation by stealing and messaging your contacts.

They may even end up stealing from you once you sign up with them. The little change in your account will be at risk of getting stolen.

Below we have provided a list of loan companies you should avoid like a plague. You can follow the link to see the complete article...
https://gigi.com.ng/loans/fake-loan-apps-in-nigeria/

where is the list please

Omo mi am available for relationship that will lead to marriage