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Food / Re: Costing Of Rice For 200 People by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:22pm On Mar 16
Seun lala and others will not move this post to front-page because they don't want you to know how bad things have gotten since APC took over government. Seun is part of the matrix

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Food / Re: Costing Of Rice For 200 People by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:20pm On Mar 16
Make a list of quantities needed and write the quantity of each in front. You can then put the price in front and add up, that should give you a fair estimate, better to go with some extra change to avoid stories that hurt the liver. cheesy

we dunno your location, it'll be quite difficult to do the estimate for you. I dunno how much tomatoes cost in your area or oil etc


Sample:
Rice - 20-25kg : #5000
Chicken/Beef - 25kilos : #15000
Fresh tomatoes - 30-40lbs - #3000
Onions - 15lbs (for rice and meat) -#1500
Bell pepper - 10pieces - #1000
Hot pepper - 10bags - #800
Oil - 4litres - #2000
maggi - 1 pack - #500
salt - 1 container - #200
curry - 1 - #500
thyme - 1 -#500
nutmeg - 1-#500
ginger - 1-#500
Canned tomato - 15 #1000
Disposables (plates, spoons, serviette, cups (if needed)) - 250pieces - #4000
Drinks (if needed) or water cheesy - #1000
Money for gas/electricity/kerosene (if applicable) - #500
Total: #46, 500
I'll round that up to #50, 000


The above is just a sample, as I said earlier, I dunno how much these things cost in your area or how you even quantify your stuffs, just an idea.

Have a splendid party and send me my e-rice wink


Bro, I doubt If 50k will feed 40 people again now
Romance / Re: Is This Body Count Too Much For A 35 years Old Lady? by MeaslesMumpsRub: 4:55am On Mar 14
Her real body count is 6×3= 18.


That's the formular!
Crime / Re: Abia Varsity Undergraduate Dies During Cult Clash by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:55pm On Mar 12
Oppression is a thing, just like peer pressure is!
Crime / Re: Abia Varsity Undergraduate Dies During Cult Clash by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:54pm On Mar 12
SamuelAnyawu:


Nobody can force you to join Cultism in the university

You obviously don't know anything

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Politics / Re: Achor Nna: PDP Expels Pro-Wike Lawmaker Who Went To Fubara's Camp by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:27pm On Mar 11
Wike or perish
Education / Re: Longest Notes In Secondary School? by MeaslesMumpsRub: 9:21pm On Mar 09
Biology normal
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's Name Saved Jewish Argentinian Grandma From Hamas Abductors by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:54pm On Mar 09
Messi, the messiah
Health / Re: Stubborn Staphylococcus And Gonorrhea by MeaslesMumpsRub: 8:37pm On Mar 08
Smoking cigar and weed and alchohol reduces the efficacy if the antibiotics. While using the Beecham Ampoclox, treat fungal infection too. After using the Beecham. Make fresh ginger, garlic, clove and turmeric juice and take money and night till it leaves you. Don't have sex during this period, please.

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Health / Re: Stubborn Staphylococcus And Gonorrhea by MeaslesMumpsRub: 8:32pm On Mar 08
Do you smoke?
Business / Re: Prices Of Dangote, BUA, Lafarge, Other Cement After Meeting With FG by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:43am On Mar 07
princemillla:



There is never de-gravity in Nigeria prices . Nothing goes up n come down. Never

Poor use of English, Or Perhaps, you have a poor knowledge on the concept of gravity.

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Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Stuns in Cristiano Ronaldo-Inspired Dress (pics, Video) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 7:31pm On Mar 04
Messi is still the real goat

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Travel / Re: I Am Considering Japa For The First Time In My Life. The Hardship Is Unbearable by MeaslesMumpsRub: 2:36pm On Feb 27
HeadNigga:
I am still young. Hot brains. I will make consultations on japa. God help me if it warrants having nothing to fall back on, fine. I will take my chances. There is no hope insight coz our fellow country men are not even ready to get this country working. Tribalism won't let them yet their rich tribesmen in power don't care about them.


the way you keep sulking about tribalism, you are no doubt an Igbo Man.

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Travel / Re: My Take From My 10 Days Norway Visit. by MeaslesMumpsRub: 4:14pm On Feb 26
I have a friend in Bergen, Norway. She is 64 and in love with me. I like her too. She is my Valkrija. She shall accompany me through the gates of Valhalla after I die in the battle field of life.

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Crime / Re: Police Recover Body Of 2Baba, Killer Of Ahoada East Police DPO (Graphic Photos) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 12:21pm On Feb 24
Pharaoh4rin:
What about Turji Bello who has held zamfara state hostage for a long time? He even bragged that Nigeria armed forces are complicit in his ops., yet they allowed him to operate freely. But come to the south, they'd always ensure that they kill a suspected culprit. Too bad.

What is your point exactly

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Education / Re: What Are The Requirements For Direct Entry To Study For A B.pharm In Nigeria by MeaslesMumpsRub: 8:39pm On Feb 23
Jidebabs did you get the pharmacy degree ?
Education / Re: Information On UI PG Form 2023/2024 by MeaslesMumpsRub: 9:54am On Feb 22
I AM HAVING DIFFICULTY EDITING MY BIO DATA. THE PAGE IS NOT LOADING TO ALLOW ME EDIT, HENCE, I CANT SUBMIT MY APPLICATION
Education / Re: Uni Ibadan Postgraduate 2023 by MeaslesMumpsRub: 9:15am On Feb 21
Fatbam005:
please is the form still available. Urgently please

UI PG form is currently on Sale.
Crime / Re: Driver Sets Edo Traffic Officer Ablaze, Flees by MeaslesMumpsRub: 8:38am On Feb 11
Abuja VIO officers need this treatment.
Politics / Re: JAMB under Oloyede made ₦‎50 Billion for FG in one year — Shettima by MeaslesMumpsRub: 7:23am On Feb 01
Oloyede My Man.


A true "better by far" man

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin Dives Into Ice Frozen Lake To Celebrate Epiphany (Photos, Vids) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 2:03am On Jan 20
Malroux:
The day Tinubu will dive into lagoon I'll cut off my dick.

That your small dick wey be like clitoris
Crime / Re: Akure Socialite 'Saybayo' Died In Brothel After Sex Romp With Mistress - Police by MeaslesMumpsRub: 6:43pm On Jan 13
He died in active service
Culture / Re: Idoma Traditional Bride Price Is ₦50,000, Costly Burial Rites Abolished by MeaslesMumpsRub: 12:13am On Jan 05
Way to go..
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:01pm On Dec 30, 2023
Hi Guys. Please who knows admission requirements for DE into MBBS in ABU Zaria, do they accept 2'1 for admission or is strictly IJMBand A Level ?
Islam for Muslims / Re: A Charitable Act Upon Every Bone by MeaslesMumpsRub: 10:20am On Dec 29, 2023
Jazakhallah khaira
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Vows Revenge After Israeli Air Strike Kills Top General In Syria by MeaslesMumpsRub: 4:32pm On Dec 28, 2023
kevwemike:
How I wish the world can come together to take Iran out, the world we expirence some peace.

You think the world revolves around USA. Iran, China, Russia are good friends to each other and Iran is doing well despite the numerous sanctions imposes on them by USA.

Iran no be small boys and they can take on Israel head on.
Politics / Re: Tinubu, Akpabio, Others To Attend PISE-P Unveiling In Abia by MeaslesMumpsRub: 7:34am On Dec 28, 2023
MadamExcellency:
First step. Declare cessation of all hostilities by Nigerian Security Forces in the region.

Stop being the military arm of the Fulani expansionist brigade.

Soldiers should go back to the barracks and the Police should do their job of internal security.

Then, the reconstruction should begin.


Yen yen yen

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Politics / Re: Nasir El-rufai Visits Obasanjo In Abeokuta (photos) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 8:47pm On Dec 24, 2023
Amotolongbo:
El Rufai is cooking something with these recent moves and visits.

Maybe against 2027 or 2031, I don’t know

He will not run against asiwaju in 2023. He needs the vote of sw in 2031
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Sitting On The King's Seat in Oyo (Photo) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 10:21pm On Dec 23, 2023
Dreal1247:
He is a king and a priest according to the bible book of Revelation 5:10. And it went further to state that we shall reign on earth.

Indeed
Politics / Re: Vice President Kashim Shettima Receives Traditional Title In Anambra by MeaslesMumpsRub: 10:10pm On Dec 23, 2023
Philipponzaghi:
BREAKING : Vice President Kashim Shettima Receives Traditional Title in Anambra.

He was given Enyi Ndigbo, which translates to "Friend of the Igbo People."
Igbos are building bridges and we love to see it.

Fulani-Igbo union is forever.
God bless Nigeria




Shetimma is not even fulani

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